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Jumping down from the Nantianmen again, I shouted a few times and didn't bother to shout, and I became numb after getting used to something. Jumping off a building, jumping into a river, jumping into the South Heavenly Gate, that's it, don't believe it, try it.

"Boss, what do you think of my antique?" I walked for two hours to the antique market, penniless, and turned over by pointing to these treasures.

The oily boss held the teacup and looked over and over again, "It seems like some years, but I can't tell what dynasty it is, how can there still be a smell of tea?"

"Uh...... Qin Shi ...... No, the old man next door to me doesn't know the goods, and he just came with tea. What do you think it's worth?" I said eagerly, rubbing my hands.

"It's hard to say...... the boss kept shaking his head, obviously trying to lower the price.

Pressure it, press it, I'm not in a hurry to wait for the money?" "You make a price, and I'll sell it, and there is an urgent matter at home." ”

The boss looked at me hesitantly, then at the teacup, "Why don't I give you five hundred?"

"Five hundred?" I jumped up and screamed as if I had been stepped on by someone's tail, "Qin Shi Huang's teacup, you give me five hundred?" are you sure you didn't say a thousand words?"

"Who is Qin Shi Huang?" the boss looked at me with an innocent expression.

Me: "......"

Grass, is the history of China completely different from ours in China? I was completely dumbfounded, the bamboo basket was empty, and the dreams of billionaires were shattered......

"Look at this painting again, Wang Xizhi's real handwriting! Look at this painting again, Wu Daozi's real handwriting!" I still didn't give up and took out the other two treasures.

"This calligraphy and painting is pretty good, but who are these Wang Xizhi and Wu Daozi......?

I frantically asked in the antique market, and the results were all the same. In the end, an old pedantic shopkeeper offered me the highest price of 3,000 yuan, "Young man, I see that you have been busy for a long time, and I guess you should not be a fake, otherwise you will definitely not dare to ask one by one." ”

This old man is really shrewd, and everyone in the antique market has a poisonous eye for opening a shop and doing business. Only they sell fakes, how can they buy fakes.

Qin Shi Huang's teacup, Wang Xizhi's ink treasure, and Wu Daozi's authentic handiwork were sold for 3,000 yuan together...... Is there a loser who is more violent than me? I can't help it, the situation is stronger than people, and having a full stomach is the last word, and everything else is floating clouds...... With a pitiful 3,000 yuan in my hand, I died out of the antique market like a bankrupt stockholder.

The first time I saw Huaxia's "renminbi", he meowed green! green! green! I don't know who the old man's head painted on it is, anyway, it's not my Chao Taizu.

When it was time for lunch, I deliberately found the Northeast dumpling restaurant where I ate Bawang's meal last time. This time I only ate half a catty, and then smiled at the boss, "I owe you a lot last time." ”

Standing on the crowded street, I was confused. The world is so big, but I have no home, and there are as many people on the earth as dogs, and none of them know me...... I don't belong here, I belong to the motherland that I love but can never go back to......

Behind the full loss, there is a wave of humility and panic, as if there are many important things waiting for me to do, but it is too late. You must have felt this way too, such as on the last day of the winter break in elementary school, and you found that you didn't even have a name written in your winter vacation homework book......

Is it really my destiny to save the Heavenly Court? Isn't it time for me to accept my fate......

He's going to have to let me spend all the money first! It's a rare trip, and it's even more rare that I still have some money in my hand...... What can you play alone in a cold big city?

Yes! You are right, we Chinese just love to play music! I stopped a taxi and went straight to KTV, I want to yell loudly! I want to vent freely! I want to drink dry and fill up, and I don't get drunk tonight!

The popcorn in the beer bowl was on the table, and I was dumbfounded when I remembered the music...... He didn't know a single song he meowed...... This Nima roars chicken feathers?

In desperation, for the first time in my life, I did something disgraceful, and I called a young lady. I hereby solemnly declare: I just called her to sing, and I didn't even want her to drink......

The young lady is very beautiful and beautiful, and her singing voice is also very good. Music into wine is for loneliness, and loneliness is for loneliness. At this moment, I have no relatives, no friends, no lovers, not even enemies or enemies...... Do you know what loneliness is, is there anyone more lonely than me?

Half a dozen beers were down, and my emotions were a little out of control. I grabbed the microphone, turned off the music, and while I was drunk, I sang loudly:

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The old tree in front of the door grows new shoots

The dead trees in the courtyard bloomed again

Half survived a lot of words

Hidden in a head full of gray hair

Little feet in memory

Meaty little mouth

Give him love for the rest of your life

Just for that mom and dad

Where has the time gone

I'm getting old before I feel young

Giving birth to children and raising daughters for a lifetime

My mind was full of children crying and laughing

Where has the time gone

Before I could take a good look at your eyes, it was spent

Firewood, rice, oil, and salt for half a lifetime

In the blink of an eye, only the wrinkles on his face remained

- "Where Has All the Time Gone" is dedicated to my parents who don't know where they are.

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I'm afraid I don't have a chance

Say goodbye to you

Because maybe

I'll never see you again

Tomorrow I'm leaving

Familiar place and you

If you want to part with me, tears will fall

I will keep your face in mind

I will cherish the thoughts you give

These days are in my heart

It will never be erased

I can't promise you

Will I ever come back

Go on without looking back or looking back

- "Goodbye" is dedicated to my ex-girlfriend Xiaowan, who I don't know who will be my daughter-in-law.

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The next day, I woke up in my hotel room. There is a message on the mirror, written in lipstick, "Your loneliness makes my heart ache".

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I finally resigned myself to my fate. I don't know what providence is, but I can tell you responsibly: the point of providence is that it is not subject to human will. I tossed up and down a few times like a monkey, and finally went on the road without hesitation, because Tai Bai Xing was waiting for me outside the Nantian Gate again, and said three words:

"If this happens, the old man will give way to you, the lord of the heavenly court, and make gods for your parents, so that the two old immortals will live forever and live with the sky. ”

"If you are willing to take on this important responsibility, all the gods and goddesses in the heavenly court will be at your disposal, all kinds of magic weapons will be at your disposal, and all kinds of magical powers will be at your disposal. ”

"This matter is about the order of heaven, not to mention the difficulties and dangers along the way, regardless of success or failure, you just need to do your best, and the rest depends on the will of heaven. ”

This means, first of all, that I just have to do it, and I can say whether I can do it or not; then as long as I am willing to do it, I can use the power and treasures at will; in the end, as long as I succeed in doing it, the benefits will be even greater, not only will I become the supreme leader of the Heavenly Court, but my parents will also be the emperor and the queen mother at that time!

If you were replaced, would you do it?

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