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"The fairies of the Heavenly Court live in Kunlun Palace, Guanghan Palace, and Yaochi Palace respectively. Qi Delong took me all the way to the front of the Yaochi Palace, but was stopped by the general guarding the palace gate, "The Yaochi Palace is important, you must not trespass!"

I waved my horsewhip loudly, "I am a dignified Heavenly Dao Monarch, and I have come to find the seven immortal girls to discuss important matters, and I will go to report it quickly." ”

The heavenly general bowed, "Returning to the Daojun, the last will be ordered by the Taibai Venerable to guard the Kunlun Palace, and any immortal will not be allowed to enter without the decree of the Heavenly Venerable, especially ......"

"What's special?"

"Especially Daojun, you ......"

"Grass, old feudal, old stubborn!" I scolded and walked away.

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"Qiqi Daojun, Taibai Zun invites you to attend today's court meeting. The silver-armored young general reported.

No one cares about me if I don't go to court every day, but since people have come to invite, I can't say anything if I don't go. I rode my horse and came to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace. It's still that formation, it's still that shape, I sit on the right hand side of Qin Shi Huang, holding a cup of tea and preparing to watch the play.

Tai Bai Xing said that the Heavenly Dao was chaotic and the time and space were dislocated, and then pointed at me. "Therefore, the heavy task of rekindling the Heavenly Court incense, rebuilding the source of mana, revitalizing the Immortal Heavenly Court, and restoring the order of the whole day and earth is borne by the Heavenly Dao Monarch. ”

All the immortals, including the Heavenly Emperor of the Five Directions, stood solemnly in front of me, bowed down in unison and saluted: "Heavenly Dao Monarch, the destiny of heaven returns." We all rely on the power of the Dao Monarch, but we have a destiny and do everything. ”

, you guys are going to drive ducks to the shelves! Say a couple of words about the destiny of heaven, and do you expect me to run to the mortal world alone, throw my head and spill my blood to spread feudal dross? You immortals can't be around for a few days, so you rely on my "divine might" alone, you guys are stupid for me?

I stood up and saluted the gods, and said leisurely: "I am clothed, and I live in the world, and I don't want to hear in the heavens...... Well, I'm afraid I can't afford such a heavy responsibility. ”

The treacherous and cunning Zhuge Liang shook the goose feather fan and came out of the crowd, and said with a smile: "This "Teacher Table" was written by Weichen before he sent troops to Qishan, and the last two sentences were just after he died with all his might. ”

You paralyzed Zhuge Liang...... I don't say a word, I just don't nod, what can you do with me?

I put up a good shelf in front of a group of immortal emperors, Wenchen and military generals, but these people are not angry at all, and do they still have any dignity as emperors and generals? Don't look down on me, I have received more than ten years of education in materialism and patriotism, and I am the successor of Gongchanism with a high ideological consciousness and a strong sense of struggle!

Wang Anshi came up and said, "Take the world as your own responsibility, take the heavenly court as your own responsibility, benefit thousands of years, and cover the four seas." "Inflammatory agitation. Why don't you say that the world is worried first? uh...... Did Wang Anshi say this sentence or did Fan Zhongyan say it? I can't remember exactly......

Zhu Yuanzhang came up and said, "A man stands up to the sky, and he will always break out of an earth-shattering cause in his life!" Zhu Yuanzhang seems to be the only founding emperor in history who rebelled with illiterate peasants, it is true that Niu B, but you have planted a rebellion in a harmonious society to show me......

Han Gaozu came up and said, "Although Daojun is alone in the world to preach, I will do my best to assist you." "Does this mean that I am not fighting alone? Or do you come with the black pot and send me to death? Liu Bang's way of knowing people and employing people is absolutely at its peak, but I am not afraid that I will fight alone, but I am afraid that you will not be useful if you are all added together......

Qin Shi Huang came up, and said, "Daojun, you will give a happy word, how to reward you after you succeed?" The Qin army is invincible in the world, and it is inseparable from the merits of the twenty-level military merit title system. But I want money, a house, a car, do you have it? I want to go home, do you have free shipping? I want seven fairies, I have to ask too platinum star......

In short, the most famous emperors in history will surround me and wear out their mouths, induce them to benefit, move them with affection, understand them with reason, and threaten them with threat...... All kinds of means are exhausted, and I just refuse to nod. Although I don't read much, I don't stupidly use people as guns...... If it were you, what would you do? A modern person with a little brain would not do such a job!

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I had a lot of dreams that night, the length of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and I dreamed that my parents were busy cooking for me...... I dreamed that Xiaowan was wearing a wedding dress and was worshipping with a dead fat man...... I dreamed of the perfect female demon I met in the mortal world, and she smiled and explained to me that it was a misunderstanding that was not very beautiful...... I dreamed that Taizu pointed at my nose and shouted: Cow ghost snake god...... I dreamed that the Heavenly Demon came in and pushed the tower, and I died over and over again on the edge of the hot spring......

I woke up from my dream and was splashed with cold water...... The paralyzed Suzaku Palace is leaking rain...... No! This unfortunate heavenly court has no electricity, no network, no signal, and the house is leaking rain, and it is not even as good as a poor village! When he died, he was persuaded by a bunch of immortals every day to spread the dregs of feudal superstition, and he did not give meat to eat or send girls...... I can't live this day anymore!

Go down to the earth and be happy! This thought once again rises from my heart like a blazing sun, no wonder whether it is the wick in front of the Buddha's hall or the green ox under the crotch of Lao Jun, as soon as I seize the opportunity, I will desperately go down to the earth to make trouble, and there is still fun in the world! I only envy the mandarin duck but not the fairy, you want to give me a beautiful girl, I am really not rare to be this chicken feather of the heavenly Daojun!

The great river flows eastward

The stars in the sky are in the Big Dipper

Let's go

You've got me, you've got it all, wow

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I hummed a song to find Tai Bai Xing and stretched out my hand to him, "Do you have gold and silver jewelry?"

Tai Bai Xing looked surprised, "What is the use of gold, silver and jewelry?"

I replied, "Idle eggs hurt, I'll go down to earth for a vacation." Just give me some valuable treasures, and I won't die again this time. ”

"Nope. Tai Bai Xing shook his head like a rattle, "Five hundred years ago, after a series of fierce battles, the Heavenly Court's treasury was exhausted, didn't you see that the entire Heavenly Court has fallen into disrepair for a long time?"

"Then I'll find a stone, and you can turn some stone into gold." "I looked around for a brick or something.

Tai Bai Xing grabbed me, "The Heavenly Court incense has been broken for five hundred years, how can there be mana to turn stones into gold." ”

"Damn! are you so stingy and expect me to die for you?" I walked away with a black face, my short-sleeved T-shirt was already covered with a Taoist robe, and the dignified Daojun had to look like a Daojun.

Don't you just want to stop me and prevent me from going down to play, I'll figure it out myself!

"Qin Shi Huang, yo......! Your teacup is very elegant, donate it to me. ”

"Wang Daoyou, yo......! Oh...... "Changfeng Post", it's really a dragon flying and a phoenix dancing! Donate it to me. ”

"Wu Daoyou, yo! What about drawing...... The artistic conception of this "Parking and Sitting in Love Maple Forest Evening" is quite mysterious, donate it to me. ”

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Qin Shi Huang's teacup, Wang Xizhi's ink treasure, Wu Daozi's authentic handiwork...... With these rare treasures in hand, I'm afraid that I won't have any money?

Coming to the Nantian Gate with a familiar car, I held the three treasures tightly and jumped up again without hesitation.

Yes............................................................................................................