Chapter Twenty-Six: Extremely Deceptive

"You...... What is it called?" Chen Xian looked at Li Yanzi in disbelief, only to feel that his ears must be hallucinating. Otherwise, God played a big joke on him.

He ...... He's my cousin!"

Li Yanzi seemed a little embarrassed, so she stood in place, pinching her fingers and twisting her body at the same time, and her white jade-like face gradually rose a hint of redness.

Thinking about it, if Chen Xian had such a stupid and stupid cute cousin, he would be embarrassed himself.

Because it's so humiliating.

But Chen Xian really couldn't understand, how could Li Yanzi have such a cousin?

He ...... Is it really your cousin?"

"Hmm!" Li Yanzi blushed, bent down, picked up her cousin, and shook it in mid-air. "Cousin of the badass, don't play dead!"

Then, he said to Chen Xian, "My cousin likes to use the method of pretending to be dead to win sympathy! If you don't know, you will basically be tricked!"

Paralyzed! Pretend to be dead? There is such a strange habit!

For this guy who looked stupid and cute, Chen Xian felt a little speechless.

"Woo Mi! Woo Mi ......" Li Yanzi's cousin slowly opened her big eyes, and then twisted her body towards Li Yanzi.

When the fat body is writhing, it looks very cute.

It's a pity that this guy doesn't pretend to be pure and cute, this body is really a pity!

"Say, how did you end up here?"

"Woo Mi...... Woo Mi ......"

"Did you sneak out?"

"Woo Mi...... Woo...... Mi ......"

Every time Li Yanzi asked a word, this guy whined a few times.

"Doesn't this idiot speak?" Chen Xian squinted at this cousin, and his heart was panicked!

According to the relationship, Li Yanzi is his fiancée, although this fiancée came inexplicably, but after all, the nominal relationship is there. So this cousin can also be regarded as Chen Xian's cousin.

It's just that......

This cousin is so pitted! It makes people want to hit the wall.

"My cousin is a pure-blooded dragon, less than three thousand years old, of course he can't speak!"

"And what does he look like this?"

"The dragon gave birth to nine sons, and the nine sons were different. This cousin of mine is in the same vein as Jairus, but he is different from Jairus, so that's it!" Li Yanzi lifted her cousin and shook it in front of Chen Xian.

"No wonder you look so stupid! After a pause, Chen Xian asked again, "Then what's his name?"

"Ao Shear!"

"It's really blind to this name!" Chen Xian touched his chin, feeling a little pitted! Although this name is not domineering, it is also decent, but when it falls on the head of this cousin, it is a little incomprehensible.

"Woo Mi...... Woo Mi ......" seemed to sense that Chen Xian was disdainful of his name, and Ao Jian called at him twice, and then began to spit on him.

“......”

Chen Xian didn't expect this guy to come with such a hand, he couldn't dodge, he was spit out, and he was speechless.

"Are you like this, cousin?" Chen Xian asked with a dark face.

"Uh......"

Li Yanzi was a little embarrassed, pouted, and said, "Actually, my cousin is very well-behaved." It's just that he doesn't know who you are. And...... And it's not saliva!"

"What's not saliva?" Chen Xian really wanted to roast the stupid and cute guy in front of him.

"It's actually a water arrow! It's just that my cousin's strength is not enough, so it looks like spitting. ”

"Yes, I'm convinced!" Chen Xian rolled his eyes.

"Cousin, don't spit out his arrows in the future! You know, he's my fiancé!"

"Woo Mi...... Woo Mi ...... Woo Mi ...... "How do you know that it's okay if Li Yanzi doesn't say this, as soon as she said this, Ao Jian this guy began to scream, and his body writhed violently.

"What's wrong with you?"

Li Yanzi put down the Ao scissors. And then the guy just rolled on the ground.

After rolling for a long time, it seems to be tired.

Just lying on the ground, waiting for a pair of big eyes to stare pitifully at Li Yanzi.

Ouch...... That's a pitiful look!

As a girl, Li Yanzi had almost no resistance to this attack, so she directly disarmed and surrendered, holding Ao Jian in her arms with a concerned face.

There's no way, this guy Ao Jian looks too deceptive! If it weren't for what Li Yanzi said, I'm afraid Chen Xian would have been tricked.

"Woo Mi...... Woo Mi ......"

And Ao Jian, who came to Li Yanzi's arms, hummed vigorously, her round head was constantly rubbing on her chest, and she was enjoying it.

“......”

Seeing this situation, Chen Xian's face suddenly darkened.

it!

Although Li Yanzi looks young, she is born with exquisite curves, and the pair of little white rabbits at least have C cups! But at this time, they were actually rubbed by a cute and stupid guy.

This kind of thing will not be ignored by anyone.

So......

"Damn! You guy actually dare to eat my wife's tofu! You are killing yourself!" said angrily, Chen Xian snatched Ao Scissors from Li Yanzi's arms behind him, and then threw it away, and then saw this guy rolling in the air and flying out.

"Yike...... Big villain, what are you doing here?" Li Yanzi's pretty face turned crimson, as if she had been dyed with a layer of red glow. And very quickly, even the roots of the ears turned red.

It's not that Chen Xian's actions made her feel angry, but because of his words, she was a little at a loss.

"Who...... Who is your wife?" Li Yanzi muttered quietly, so small that she could barely hear her.

"Slip of the tongue! Slip of the tongue! Don't mind! I just can't get used to that guy taking advantage of you. ”

Chen Xian waved his hand to express his apologies.

"Woo Mi...... Woo Mi ...... "The grass shook in the distance, and a yellow-orange-orange guy ran over with his ass twisted.

When he was running, he also tripped over the weeds on the ground from time to time.

"I said!" Chen Xian stood in place, covering his forehead and scolding.

He really couldn't imagine that this guy was so determined, and he was thrown so far, and he would still run over with perseverance. How obscene does it take to do this?

"Fuck off!"

As a last resort, Chen Xian ran over again and kicked this guy away. Then he ran back and pulled Li Yanzi to rush into the sky.

"Big villain, what are you doing here? Don't you care about your cousin?"

"That guy is so obscene! he will definitely be fine!" Speaking of that cousin, Chen Xian was angry for a while.

"Woo Mi...... Woo Mi ......"

Chen Xian had just finished saying this when a maddening voice came from behind him.

“...... Yan'er, can you dig a pit and bury your cousin?"

"No, you can't deal with him in the ordinary way. If there is danger, he can call on the people of his family to help. ”

"That'...... So be it!"

"Definitely!"

After thinking about it, Chen Xian turned his head and stretched out his hand to add a fixing technique to Ao Scissors. Although he is a sword cultivator, such a small spell can still be used. So it's not surprising to be able to use immobilization.

"Get the car out!