Chapter 25: Cousin
"Who did you listen to say, pinch your nose, and you will give birth to a little doll?" Chen Xian looked at Li Yanzi, whose eyes were full of purity, and he didn't know what to say.
"Isn't it?"
"This ...... Yes!"
Chen Xian had no choice but to nod his head and admit this reality with a clear conscience.
After all, this girl doesn't seem to have any concept of this kind of thing, and she is purer than snowflakes in terms of aspects. If Chen Xian popularized her knowledge like this, God knows what would happen.
Will this girl be beaten up as a pervert?
It's worth considering!
"So...... You are not allowed to do anything to me in the future. If you have a little doll, you will be in trouble. Li Yanzi pouted, seeming a little unhappy.
"Okay! I promise I won't do anything to you!"
Just kidding, if he's embarrassed to do something to such a Lori who doesn't know anything, it's just a beast.
It's just that what he can't figure out is, what the hell is going on with this girl, why is she staring at him in the blind date?
Chen Xian is not a fool, if he can be looked at just because he is good at playing games, it would be unreasonable.
Could it be the bloodline?
I'm afraid this kind of thing can't be justified. There must be other reasons for this. It's just this reason, I'm afraid even she can't say it clearly, and it's useless to ask!
"Big bad, what are you thinking?"
Li Yanzi's words interrupted Chen Xian's thinking, and he blurted out without thinking about it, "I'm thinking, what way can I raise you for nothing!"
"You don't have to support me! I can support you. I have a lot of money!" Li Yanzi seemed very happy when it came to this.
It's just that......
Chen Xian felt like he had been hit again.
"Do you want me to eat soft rice?"
"Eating soft rice is also rice!
"But it hurts my pride!"
"So what?" Li Yanzi tilted her head and looked at Chen Xian.
"So I'm going to find a way to make money!"
"It's not easy!"
Li Yanzi quit the game, and then clicked on a news message to show Chen Xian. "The Jing Yuan Index fell sharply two decades ago, and many companies started laying off employees. The personal gem has also shrunk a lot, so it is not easy to make money. ”
"Is there such a thing in the fairy world?" Chen Xian's eyes widened, a little incredulous.
"It's been there for a long time. The Jing Yuan Index has been around for at least three billion years. The other plates are similar. It is said that some time ago, Marshal Tianpeng's pig farm was also listed! Unfortunately, it suffered a heavy setback just after being listed, and its stock price was cut in half. It's pathetic!"
Having said that, Li Yanzi's face did not show the slightest pity, but a little gloating.
"The Great Depression?" Chen Xian felt that it was not the right time for him to soar.
"Not necessarily, Tang San has done a good job during this period! I heard that his book buying business is doing well! Tianlin City's book industry is almost monopolized by him. ”
"Do you want me to do something under Tang San's hands?" After Chen Xian knew that Tang San was a book seller, he didn't have a good impression of this guy.
After all, most people who can do sales are sharp-tongued. In the context of the Nether's propaganda for Tang San......
Come on, follow him and not be verbosed to death by that guy?
"Then what are you going to do?" Li Yanzi sat on the bow of the boat, dangling her two slender white calves, and asked.
"Let's go check it out first!"
"Hmm!"
Li Yanzi nodded, took out a game console from the ring again, and continued. "Big bad, don't bother me!"
Is there a mistake that she has started playing games again? It seems that this girl has reached a certain level. Otherwise, I would never have made such a move.
Thinking of Xu Yan and Xianyun Fairy again, their actions.
Chen Xian has reason to reason to deduce the conclusion that there are as many otaku as dogs in the fairy world.
It's just horrible.
Li ...... Yan'er, have you been playing like this?" Chen Xian originally wanted to call him 'Miss Li', but thinking of the girl's warning to him yesterday, he decisively changed his words.
"yes! I've been practicing this account for 600 years. ”
"And when did you start playing games?"
"Probably...... When you're a hundred years old!" Li Yanzi tilted her head and thought for a while before she said.
"And before that?"
"Sleep in the arms of the queen mother! I don't know, stupid!"
A few black lines fell out of Chen Xian's forehead, "Then can I understand that you have been playing games for more than two thousand six hundred years?"
"No, I still have to spare time to cultivate! Otherwise, how could I have reached this level?"
"Then how long have you been cultivating?" Chen Xian felt a little curious about this question.
"It seems like 300 years!"
"Three hundred years of cultivation to the Immortal Realm?"
"This is already very slow, okay, there was once a person who had cultivated for fifty years, and he directly reached the Golden Immortal level!"
Fifty years of advanced golden immortals, this kind of thing is too shocking. But at the same time, Chen Xian was a little curious, "Who is this person?"
"My father!"
When she said this, Li Yanzi looked very proud, as if she was the one who had advanced to the Golden Immortal for fifty years.
"Old man?" Chen Xian was slightly surprised, I'm afraid this old man who has never even met in person is very not simple!
"Big bad, I'm hungry!"
At this time, Li Yanzi touched her little belly and said with a little blush.
"Hungry so soon?" Chen Xian was not surprised that immortals would also be hungry. After all, immortals are also people, but the word 'immortal' is added in front. But in essence, it is still human, although it can eat and eat, but if it is not necessary, no one will want to be like this for a long time.
Because in the fairy world for a long time, eating Xia will wear away human nature, become a real immortal, and then become a part of the law. Unless someone feels tired of being crooked, they won't do it.
"People are just hungry! go cook!" Li Yanzi looked a little pitiful.
"Then lower the boat! Keep an eye on what's going on around you, or you'll be in trouble with another tease!"
"Don't worry! there's nothing found around here. With that, Li Yanzi took control of the boat and landed on the ground.
When the boat landed in the grass, there was an immediate tremor.
Faintly, there seemed to be a voice coming out.
"Woo Mi...... Woo Mi ......"
"......" Chen Xian turned his head and glanced at Li Yanzi. "That's what you say, nothing!"
Li Yanzi looked a little embarrassed: "People didn't pay attention! How do you know that there will be a guy hiding in the grass?"
As they spoke, the two jumped out of the boat. Then the boat grew smaller, revealing the thing that was crushed into the ground.
This guy is also strangely good, about a foot long, golden, hairy, round head, round body, short limbs, curled up like a ball.
Uh, don't get me wrong, this guy really looks like a ball!
And it looks silly and cute!
"Woo Mi...... ......"This guy seems to be pressed too much, lying on the ground a little bit dead, not only his limbs tremble, but he also foams at the mouth."
"What breed is this guy?" Chen Xian reached out and touched the little guy's head, and found that there were two bumps on his forehead. If you don't touch it with your hands, you won't find it at all.
Looks like some kind of baby beast!
But then Li Yanzi's answer made Chen Xian feel a little thunderous!
I saw this girl standing in place, looking at the young beast on the ground, her face was a little embarrassed, and it took a long time to spit out a few words!
"Cousin......! Why are you here?"