The first eighty-four moe、We're going to climb the mountain
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Since ancient times, women have loved beauty, almost all women want to be ageless, to be able to stay young forever, treasures like Dingyan beads can make all women in the world crazy, but Sun Wukong is the opposite, she is a monster born to raise, from the moment she was born, she is eternally ageless, she doesn't have to worry about being young anymore, but she needs to worry about why she will never grow up......
Everyone gave her an angry look.
"By the way, what are you doing to keep this corpse so well?" Zhu Bajie smiled evilly: "Could it be that he is occasionally lonely and uses him as some kind of prop...... It's better than an inflatable one. ”
Everyone is cold, Nima, Sister Zhu, you dead pervert, what are you saying that is not nameless.
The female dragon king was also choked by this sentence, sweating profusely, and hurriedly explained: "No, I'm still a pure yellow flower girl, how can I do something like that, and even if I really want to do it, I have to find the corpse of a young, handsome and handsome man, who would like this corpse of a middle-aged fat man?"
Everyone sweated profusely, thinking: You don't seem to have the right prerequisites, is it good to do that kind of thing to find a living person, don't meow to find a corpse!
It's not normal, it's definitely not normal. Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and even Zhang Duxue, who was eavesdropping in the distance, were so frightened that they took a few steps back.
The only one who is calm among the people is Tang Sen, no matter what the otaku girl does, it is right, as long as you want to find a reason, you will definitely be able to find it, Tang Sen smiled: "The dragon king girl is so interesting, you must like to read comics like "Sanhua Limi", after reading that kind of comics, it is indeed easier to like zombies or something, there are many otaku otaku who like zombies. ”
The female dragon king was overjoyed, turned her head and said, "Do you like zombies too?"
Tang Sen smiled: "Ordinary zombies don't like it, but if it's a zombie girl like Remi." I love it too. ”
As if she had found her soulmate, the female dragon king patted Tang Sen lightly on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "If it is a handsome zombie guy like you, I will also like it." ”
Everyone is cold, Nima, don't compare Townsend to zombies.
Zhang Duxue was so angry in the distance that her mouth was crooked. I thought: I remember you, King Jinglong, when I return to the heavenly court, I will deliberately trouble you, punish you for changing shifts all day and night, and patrol all wells throughout the world, so that you will not be able to stay home.
"Alright, let's get down to business first. Tang Sen said: "Dragon King girl, we are here this time to take this corpse out and prove that the current president is a fake." Can you please cut off your love and let us take him away?"
"No, this is my collection. The female dragon king shook her head: "It's not easy for me to fall into this well, and I can't tell when it will be there next time." ”
"It's not good to collect a middle-aged fat man. "And, after all, it is a possessed thing, and this body should be returned to his true relatives, and his wife and daughter have the right to know the truth that he has died, and have the right to decide where this body should be buried...... It's a time of New Year's holidays. They will also go to worship him, which is what should belong to him. It's a bit inappropriate to be here all the time. ”
The female dragon king thought about it carefully, and finally felt that Tang Sen had a point: "Okay, the corpse will be returned to you, but after I take away the Dingyan Pearl, this corpse will decompose quickly, you should pay attention to it." ”
Townsend nodded. The female dragon king took Dingyan Zhu from Xiang Zhenguo's corpse, and Sun Wukong hurriedly used a spell to conjure an ice coffin and put the corpse in the coffin for preservation.
Everyone said goodbye to the Dragon King of the Well and left the Dragon Palace.
Sun Wukong sighed: "That poor Dragon King lives alone in a Jinglong Palace, and he feels that his lonely life seems to be very miserable. Can you really live like this?"
Tang Sen laughed: "There's nothing that can't survive, otaku and otaku live like this, everyone lives well." ”
Eighth Sister Zhu also said curiously: "Why? Won't otaku and otaku be lonely?"
Tang Sen shook his head and said: "Because otaku and otaku have their own most persistent hobbies, they devote all their time to their hobbies, busy watching movies, busy playing electricity, busy watching anime...... They have many, many things to do, and they have so much fun doing them that they don't have time for loneliness......"
"Don't you have time to be lonely?" Sun Wukong heard this, fell into deep contemplation, and said after a long time: "Should I also find something to do, so that I don't have time to think about Xiaojin, if I don't think about him, I won't be lonely." ”
Townsend was dumbfounded.
After everyone came out of the well, they carried the body to Baoling Temple to meet the ghost of Xiang Zhenguo.
Seeing his body, Xiang Zhenguo was overjoyed, he thought that his body had already become a white bone, but he didn't expect it to be preserved vividly, and he felt that as long as the soul returned to the body, he could be resurrected. He quickly wanted to drill into his body, but the vitality of that body was gone, and where the ghost could get in, it would be ejected as soon as he entered.
Xiang Zhenguo said with a bitter face: "Sure enough, I am already dead." ”
"Aren't you talking nonsense?" Tang Sen said angrily: "The next thing is to contact your daughter and let her know the truth, what kind of time capsule do you say, where is it buried, draw a map, and tomorrow I will ask her to dig it together." Are you sure she'll believe me just by mentioning the time capsule?"
Xiang Zhenguo nodded and said, "Certainly, certainly, certainly! That's a secret that only my daughter and I know." ”
"What the hell is the secret?" Townsend, curious, "what's in the capsule?"
"Hey, hey, I can't tell you this. Xiang Zhenguo said mysteriously: "I'll know when you dig it out together." ”
There was nothing to say about this, Tang Sen got up to say goodbye, and Zhang Duxue, who had been secretly peeking and eavesdropping, had nothing to hear, and quietly turned back to the hotel first.
Early the next morning, Tang Sen gently knocked on Zhang Duxue's door.
Zhang Duxue opened the door in response, it was still early, Tang Sen thought that he would see a sleepy-eyed and ignorant Zhang Duxue who had not yet been dressed up, but he didn't expect that she had already been dressed neatly, and the whole person exuded a strong spirit.
"Huh, you wake up so early?"
"I'm used to it, I usually wake up early. Zhang Duxue thought to herself: I have to go to the morning court every morning and then go to the Imperial Capital University to take classes, I have long been used to getting up early, and today is considered to be a late wake-up.
Tang Sen smiled: "Today I want to invite you to go mountain climbing together, are you free?"
As soon as this sentence fell into Zhang Duxue's ears, she was almost so happy that her whole body floated, and she quickly pressed her divine power, lest she really float, and said happily: "Free, very free, what mountain are we going to climb?
Tang Sen smiled: "It's not too lively just for the two of you, so you can make an appointment with President Xiang's daughter." ”
When Zhang Duxue heard this, her ecstatic mood instantly calmed down again, it turned out that Tang Sen wanted me to help him and ask Xiang Boer to come out to climb the mountain, and then he could take her to dig the time capsule, and then explain to her the truth that Xiang Zhenguo was dead...... Alas, I was happy just now, with his temperament, it's almost the same as asking an otaku girl to play games or watch anime, how can you really ask a woman to climb a mountain?
Any woman who will gladly accept the invitation to climb the mountain is definitely not an otaku, that is to say, Tang Sen will definitely not invite her sincerely, and Tang Sen wants to invite an otaku girl to climb the mountain, but the otaku will definitely not agree, which is simply a refutation of his meow.
Zhang Duxue's little mouth pouted cutely: "Okay, I'll go and help you make an appointment with Bo'er." ”
Seeing her strange expression, Tang Sen hurriedly explained: "Don't think about it, I definitely don't mean to show anything to Boer, absolutely not." ”
I know you don't! Zhang Duxue was so aggrieved that I was depressed that you didn't want to show me.
Zhang Duxue had already signed the contract yesterday, and today she was just invited to play in the country of Wuji, and there were no other arrangements, so she found an official casually and revealed the idea of going out to climb the mountain, and the official immediately raised her hands and feet in agreement: "Miss Zhang came to my country of black chickens to play, of course, I want to take a look at the famous mountains and rivers of the country of Wuji, how can we be the hosts, we will immediately send a large number of entourages to help Miss Zhang take care of everything." ”
Are you trying to send a large number of people who eat and drink at public expense to follow me around? Zhang Duxue was in no mood to deal with those officials, and said with a dark face: "Then there is no need, I fell in love with the daughter of the president of your country at first sight and wanted to be friends with her, can you help me invite her to climb the mountain together?"
The official immediately agreed: "It's a trivial matter, according to the president's importance to this business, he will definitely agree to let Xiang Boer come to accompany Miss Zhang to play, and we will contact us." ”
Sure enough, the result of the contact was: Xiang Boer readily agreed.
It didn't take long for Xiang Boer to appear in front of Tang Sen wearing a jacket, she saw that Tang Sen and Zhang Duxue had both changed into jackets, and they were also wearing hiking shoes on their feet, and she couldn't help laughing: "The handsome guy who is very good at archery is also going?"
"They all said my name was Towngsen, remember my name. Townsend said.
"I've never bothered to remember the names of handsome guys, and handsome guys don't have a good person. Xiang Bo'er snorted: "Sister Zhang, I thought you asked the two of us to climb the mountain together, but I didn't expect there to be a handsome guy who is very good at archery." ”
Zhang Duxue covered her face: "Please say Tang Sen's name well, by the way, I have to apologize to all the handsome guys in the world!"
Xiang Bo'er winked: "Now the problem is, obviously you little couple just want to climb the mountain, why do you have to call me this light bulb?"
"We're not in that relationship. Zhang Duxue hurriedly explained: "We are just ordinary classmates, you see, a man and a woman climb the mountain together, it is easy to cause misunderstanding, isn't it? (To be continued......)
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