The first eighty-three Meng, the dragon king in the well
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Seeing that Tang Sen and the others were also here, Zhu Bajie said with a blank face: "I guessed that you would follow, this well is too weird, there is actually a dragon palace here." ●⌒,.”
Tang Sen nodded: "It's really weird. ”
Sun Wukong looked at the plaque of the Dragon Palace and said: "I have been to the Dragon Palace in the southeast, south, northwest, and northwest of the four seas, but I have never seen such a Dragon Palace. ”
Sister Zhu knocked on the door, but there was no one in the Dragon Palace, and there was no sound inside.
"What kind of Dragon Breaking Palace is this, there are not even shrimp soldiers and shrimp generals?" Sun Wukong kicked open the door: "Let's go in by ourselves." ”
"Hey, it's not good to mess around like this, it's rude. Townsend reminded.
"Ha, my grandson made a big fuss in the East China Sea Dragon Palace back then, and he didn't do anything arrogant? Now he just kicked him at the door of the Dragon Palace, which is already very face-saving. Sun Wukong swaggered inside.
Damn, you were a bandit monster who occupied the mountains back then, and you also changed your personality for me in the new era. Townsend had no choice but to follow inside, and apologize when he saw his master in a while.
Zhang Duxue, who followed behind, walked to the front of the Dragon Palace and thought about it: The widow is the Jade Emperor, and the Dragon Palace is a department subordinate to the widow, so of course the widow can enter casually, right?
So, she quietly followed.
The Dragon Palace was quiet, and sure enough, there was no shrimp soldier and shrimp general, and everyone went deeper and deeper, and when they arrived at the apse of the Dragon Palace, they heard the voice of a person faintly coming from a hall, but it was too far away, and the transmission of the sound in the water was not the same as in the air, so it was not very real.
"There's someone over there, hurry up and take a look. And all the people came and swam towards the temple.
When they arrived at the front of the hall, a voice came from inside, and Townsend was about to knock on the door. Sun Wukong unceremoniously pushed open the door directly......
The door opened, and everyone immediately saw the situation in the room, only to see that the room was dirty and messy, and there was countless garbage thrown into it. Sheets and quilts were all dragged on the ground, and a dragon king was sitting in the garbage heap playing with the computer.
This dragon king is obviously a female dragon king, with a horn on her head, and she looks pretty good, and she can score 85 points. She was wearing a set of women's clothes about the Ming Dynasty, and she didn't know how many years she hadn't washed it, oh no, she had been soaking in water, and this dress had theoretically been washed...... It's just that...... If you keep soaking in the water without rubbing, she will grow green hair and moss, so she is covered with green hair and moss.
But she didn't care, her eyes were locked on the computer screen. What is playing on the screen is the blockbuster "Passionate Female Neighbor" starring Mr. Cang, the plot of this film is basically no plot, that is, when a man is bored at home, suddenly a female neighbor visits, and puts him in a story of eighteen appearances.
The vocals they heard just now turned out to be the dubbing of this film. At this time, the picture on the computer screen is very unbearable, it is impossible to look at it directly, if you hold hands above you have to play code racing, now the computer screen is all code racing.
Everyone sweated together.
The female dragon king is drooling. He muttered, "It's nice to have a male neighbor, and I want to have a neighbor too...... It's a pity that I am the only one in this broken well, and there are no neighbors, alas. It's a pity that you can't counterattack your male neighbor. ”
Everyone sweated profusely again, and only Zhu Bajie was alone, her eyes glowed green, and she jumped to the side of the female dragon king, and also gathered her head to watch the film together: "Wow, what a film." There was really a treasure in the well, I thought Wukong was lying to me again this time, but I didn't expect it to be a film of Mr. Cang to watch. ”
Sun Wukong covered his face.
Townsend covered his face.
Zhang Duxue, who hid outside the door and secretly looked inside, was the most unhurtable, she was still a pure girl, where could she stand that level of stimulation on the computer screen, she only felt a bang in her head, she was hot, her legs were weak, and she quickly retreated away, not daring to look at it again.
However, human nature is a very strange thing, the more you dare not look at it, the more you have to think about it, she automatically replaced the man on the screen with Townsend and the woman with herself in her mind, imagining herself and Townsend if they were doing the kind of thing in the film...... No, you can't think about this kind of thing at all, and you can't live if you think about it...... Zhang Duxue was weak and collapsed outside the door.
The dragon king finally appeared at this time, and she jumped up with a scream: "Oh, who are you? Why did you run away from someone's boudoir without even knocking on the door? ”
"Boudoir?" Sun Wu complained mercilessly: "You dishes that are full of garbage and sheets...... You are simply insulting the word 'boudoir'. ”
"Cut, what's so strange about my room being like this?" said the dragon king, pouting, "I like to live like this." ”
Sun Wukong said: "Hmph, what a broken day, how can you live like this?"
Before she finished speaking, Tang Sen next to her suddenly interjected: "It's good to live like this, I can understand, a person wants to play the computer very much, and when he races against time to play the computer, of course, he doesn't care about cleaning the room. Take all the time to do what you love best, even if it's turning your room into a garbage heap, that's the true meaning of life......"
"Really your sister!" Sun Wukong almost jumped.
Zhang Duxue, who was soft outside, was also startled, and thought to herself: Wouldn't it? Tang Sen likes sloppy women? But I love cleanliness very much, am I not up to standard again?
I only heard Tang Sen ask in a serious tone: "This Dragon King girl, if I'm not mistaken, you are an otaku." ”
The female dragon king smiled, "Yes, I haven't been out for hundreds of years...... You see, my clothes are hairy. Hundreds of years ago, I stayed at home embroidering, raising fish or something, but in recent decades, with computers, it is even more interesting, playing with computers every day, time flies......"
Sun Wukong, Zhu Eighth Sister, Zhang Duxue, and the three of them are sweating profusely, this housegirl is so powerful, she has been at the house for hundreds of years, and she has never changed her clothes, what kind of level does this have to be done? It's crazy.
Tang Sen smiled: "The girl's lifestyle is really healthy!"
"Poof!" Sun Wukong vomited blood and fell to the ground, this Nima is still healthy, where is the health?
The female dragon king seems to be very happy, in fact, otaku otaku are not hospitable people, but they don't like to go out, but if guests come to the door, they are usually happy to receive them, and the same is true of this female dragon king, and she moved a few chairs over with a smile: "Everyone sit, I haven't had guests here for hundreds of years, and there are no neighbors or anything, and it's full of loneliness to live alone, I'm really happy today." ”
Sun Wukong couldn't help but complain: "You really want a male neighbor, the kind that can be used for counterattack." ”
The female dragon king laughed: "No, that's a delusion that only comes when watching Mr. Cang's films, if I really want to do it, I can't do it, and people are also reserved big girls, how can there be any reason to really run to counterattack the neighbors." Don't believe the plot in that kind of film, it's impossible in reality. ”
People like you still dare to talk to others about reality? You are completely out of touch with reality, okay? Everyone flipped the table.
Tang Sen smiled and said, "The Dragon King girl is really insightful, what you said is really reasonable. ”
Well, for this product, as long as the other party is an otaku, then everything is fine, and a fart is fragrant. Sun Wukong and the others covered their faces again.
"By the way, what are you doing here?" asked the Dragon King.
"Come to find Teacher Cang's photo album Blu-ray HD ......" Zhu Bajie shouted urgently, and before she could speak, Sun Wukong kicked her out: "Let's find the corpse of a middle-aged fat man, his name is Xiang Zhenguo, he is the president of the Wuji country, after being killed by a monster, the corpse sank into this well, have you seen it? ”
"Oh, you're talking about the fat man who sank into the well three years ago. The female dragon king laughed and said: "I haven't had a guest here for hundreds of years, and a corpse suddenly sank three years ago, which added a little popularity to my place, so I put the corpse in the apse and kept it, so it seems that there are two people in my dragon palace." ”
Everyone sweats together, isn't it, can that be considered popularity? Can it be counted as two people?
"Anyway, let's go see the corpse first. Everyone followed behind the female dragon king, through the corridor to the apse, in the hall there was really a middle-aged fat man lying upright, his face was lifelike, everyone looked at it, isn't it Xiang Zhenguo.
"It's strange, it's been three years since I sank into the well, and it hasn't rotted?" asked Sun Wukong.
The female dragon king said triumphantly: "Because I used a fixing bead to fix his face, it won't rot." ”
"What is it?" everyone was a little curious.
"This is a pearl produced by an ancient giant mussel, it has the magical effect of making people young, as long as anyone holds this bead, it can guarantee that it will never grow old. The female dragon king said proudly: "Envy, right? ”
Other people felt a little moved when they heard this, it was indeed a good baby, but when they heard Sun Wukong's ears, she was frightened and trembled all over: "No, there are such crazy and terrible treasures in the world......?" I want to grow up, I want to become a royal sister, so I don't want to see any fixed face beads. ”
Sun Wukong shrank into the corner of the wall in fear and shivered, just like a girl with a cleanliness habit reacts when she sees a cockroach.
Everyone: "......" (To be continued.) )
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