Forty-seventh Moe, what bad things have you done?
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"Master, you are really amazing. As soon as Chang'e left, Eighth Sister Zhu almost knelt in front of Tang Sen: "The apprentice couldn't get close to Sister Chang'e with all his efforts, and he was beaten as a wanted criminal if he hit his chest, but as soon as you came out of the horse, she didn't even do anything, she was willing to help you warm the bed, it's amazing, it's really amazing, if you learn one and a half tricks...... Why can't he find a wife. ”
Tang Sen smiled bitterly, that kind of calculating woman, whoever loves will go, anyway, it won't be me. A good woman should be like my mother, completely inorganic and innocent, and that kind of woman will be painful.
"Okay, Chang'e is gone, you should go shopping for clothes, right? Remember, make yourself clean and energetic, so that you can attract women. ”
"Obey, master!" Eighth Sister Zhu ran out in a hurry.
At this moment, Tang Sen's mobile phone rang with a text message prompt, and when he picked it up, he saw that it was sent by Chang'e: "The palace has arrived home safely, don't worry, good night." At the end of the sentence, an emoji was also posted, which was a big red peach heart.
"I'm not worried. Tang Sen Khan: "Going home to report safety is something only human girls do, right? You are a fairy, under the protection of a group of heavenly soldiers, go home to report the safety of a fart, is it possible that there can be robbers blocking the road to rob you?"
This is a typical text message for nothing to do, this kind of text message will be more and more in the future, more and more annoying, many girls used to do this, and then they were all thrown into the blacklist, Tang Sen also wanted to directly throw this Chang'e guy into the blacklist, but considering that he had to ask serious things, he had to give up.
Sun Wukong's bedroom door suddenly opened, she walked out in a cute big-mouthed monkey pajamas, sleepy-eyed and ignorant through the living room, into the bathroom, after a while, came out of the bathroom, walked through the living room in a daze, returned to the bedroom, only to hear the bedroom door "touch" sound, and returned to calm.
Tang Sen smiled bitterly: "Little White Dragon, go and rest, it's too much trouble tonight." ”
"Hmm...... The little woman went to sleep, Brother Tangsen, you should rest early. ”
Tang Sen nodded, watched the little white dragon go back to the room, and then walked to the balcony, hugged the bear in his arms, looked up at the deep night outside the balcony, and thought: What did I do? Why did the Heavenly Court want to kill me, and the Great Leiyin Temple wanted to fool me? What did they want to do? Who are the good people and who are the bad people? It is becoming more and more unclear.
The night was as dark as ink, as if an arrogant laughter sounded in the night: You, a human ant, are just a small chess piece on our chessboard, you don't need to think too much, you don't need to, you don't need to ...... You don't need to have your own ideas...... You just have to do what we do...... Hahaha......
Tang Sen hugged the hugging bear tightly and said in a low voice: "Those guys are too complicated, or you are the best, the simplest, the best to understand, it feels so comfortable to hold you and sit in a place where no one is around." ”
Hugging the bear was hugged tightly by the man, hearing his words like a confession, her heartbeat accelerated violently, beating loudly, and after a while, she remembered that she didn't have a heart at all, and the heartbeat just now was completely psychological......
Hugging the bear couldn't help but be a little confused, she "snapped" and gave Tang Sen a bear paw, and snorted: "What are you doing? Even if you say that, I won't marry you." ”
Townsend Khan: "Oops, Peanut, I'm sorry, I forgot you're a living thing, I just used you like a normal cuddle bear toy." ”
Hug the bear: "......"
Early the next morning, Sister Zhu came back, she really bought a straight suit, of course, it was a women's suit, and the lower body was a suit and a short skirt.
"Master, am I dressed well?" asked Eighth Sister Zhu.
"Well, yes, it's much more formal and tidy than yesterday's denim suit, so that the girls won't reject you so much. ”
"Really?" "Eighth Sister Zhu was overjoyed, and pounced on Sun Wukong, who had just gotten up and walked out of the bedroom, and reached out to grab Sun Wukong's flat flat loli chest, Sun Wukong raised his foot and kicked Zhu Eighth Sister in the face: "Early in the morning, what do you want to do?"
Sister Zhu had a footprint on her face, but she didn't care at all, and said with a grin: "Cute little Lori, my sister has evolved today, and she is more popular with girls than yesterday, come and help you check your physical development...... Ahh......h Wow, oops...... Why are you hitting me...... Ah...... Pain Pain Pain ......"
The last voice came out after being flattened by Sun Wukong, and Sun Wukong scolded while flattening her: "Pit goods, do you think you can just change your clothes? You still have to correct this shameless behavior pattern...... Damn ......"
"Alright, stop making a fuss, it's time for us to hit the road again. "Tang Sen has already packed his luggage, two big bags, and now there is a big bag of Zhu Bajie, which is three bags.
Tang Sen, Sun Wukong, and Zhu Bajie each carried a large bag, and Zhu Bajie suddenly shouted: "Oh, I don't like backpacks, I'm a weak woman, how can I carry such a big travel bag? ”
Tang Sen snorted angrily: "One of the principles of donkey travel is 'carry your own luggage', whether you are a weak girl or a child who has not grown up, since you have joined the donkey group, you must abide by this rule, if you go halfway and want to give the bag to the man to help carry it, this donkey group will not welcome you next time."
Eighth Sister Zhu pursed her lips and said, "Then why doesn't Little White Dragon carry a backpack?"
Tang Sen smiled: "I helped her carry it, and her things are in my bag." ”
Zhu Bajie Khan: "I don't accept it, I am the same woman, my breasts are bigger, why is there such an unfair differential treatment?"
Sun Wukong kicked her ass and said, "Because the little white dragon is responsible for carrying Tang Sen......"
Zhu Bajie: "......"
Leaving the hotel, Gao Taigong and Gao Cuilan had already waited in the hotel with a group of subordinates, and Gao Taigong prepared a lot of daily necessities for Tang Sen and his party, all of which were put on the back of Zhu Bajie. As for the car and boat transfer he arranged, Townsend politely refused, this time the westward journey was not about speed, but about depth, and it was enough to ride a bicycle.
is about to separate, Gao Cuilan hugged Tang Sen and cried like a tearful person, but Tang Sen was destined to be impossible to stay here, Gao Cuilan was a housegirl, and she didn't like to go far away, the two were afraid that they would not have a chance to meet in the future, so they had to say goodbye with tears.
"You'll come to see me in the future. Gao Cuilan waved her hand and said, "I will also continue to post on the website of the Otaku Guardian Saint, and you have to reply to my post." ”
"Yes!" Townsend smiled, "Even if we can't be husband and wife, we can be friends." ”
"Ah...... Good guy card!" Gao Cuilan screamed, clutching her chest and falling to the ground.
Since ancient times, women have issued good person cards to men, and when it comes to Tang Sen, things have to be reversed, Gao Cuilan rolls on the ground, looking like she is in pain, but Tang Sen, who understands otaku girls, understands that the way otaku girls vent their emotions looks exaggerated, but when they deal with things in the end, they are often wiser, calmer, and more optimistic than Xianchong......
Because they are strong enough to survive independently in a small room. With this alone, they are more able to withstand blows than the current money that must be supported by someone to get by.
Sure enough, after a while, Gao Cuilan got up and smiled: "Since I took the card, there is no way, let's be friends for the time being, but I haven't given up yet......" She pounced on her, kissed Tang Sen the right cheek, and then jumped away with a smile.
Being kissed by an ordinary woman, Tang Sen didn't feel it at all, but being kissed by an otaku girl made him a little lustful, and it was really useful.
Tang Sen covered the kissed place with one hand, waved lightly with the other hand, stepped on the pedal of the bicycle, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie followed behind the car, and in an instant they went far away, and the figures of Gao Taigong and Gao Cuilan slowly became smaller until they disappeared......
At this time, the mobile phone rang suddenly, Tang Sen picked it up and saw that it was Chang'e calling, could it be that she had already asked the Jade Emperor overnight for the reason? Tang Sen was overjoyed and quickly connected the phone.
The phone was connected, but Chang'e's pretended elegant and generous voice did not ring, but Wu Gang's cry: "Tang Sen...... It's all your fault...... After Fairy Chang'e came back last night, she asked the Jade Emperor about you, but she didn't expect to say a few words to make the Jade Emperor angry, saying that she was bewitched by you, fornicated with criminals, and committed the great crime of betraying the heavenly court, and now she is ordered to be grounded in the Guanghan Palace, and she is not allowed to come out and walk around until she kills you. It's all because of your little white face, what kind of ** soup did you pour her? I worked hard to find a way to get her mobile phone, just to question you, what bad things have you done?
After hearing this, Tang Sen couldn't help but be stunned, and the mobile phone in his hand almost slipped to the ground.
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