The forty-sixth Meng and Fairy Chang'e pointed out the maze
Tang Sen smiled bitterly: "It turns out that Fairy Chang'e is a person who understands. ”
Chang'e smiled: "After living a little longer, it's hard to be confused. ”
Tang Sen's unreliable appearance flashed in his mind, and he couldn't help but think: There are also guys who have lived for a long time and are still cheating.
Chang'e picked up the water cup handed to him by Tang Sen and took a sip gently, the action was very elegant, this woman seemed to be deliberately trying to show elegance in front of Tang Sen, the action was called slow, I only drank a sip of water in the last few lines of the previous chapter, and I started drinking again at the beginning of this chapter, and I deliberately drank so slowly, I want to show the appearance of alluring the country and the city, could it be...... This is the legendary irrigation?
(The editor put on his fists: "If you misinterpret the meaning of irrigation to me again, I will make you never water.") The father-in-law was shocked: "Don't dare, I'll write serious immediately." ”)
Townsend suspected that the woman would have to go to the toilet if she couldn't say a few words to herself.
After Chang'e completely showed her beautiful and generous side "without a trace", she said softly: "Gongzi is a wanted criminal, and Eighth Sister Zhu is also a wanted criminal, if this palace is not mistaken, the third princess is also a wanted criminal, are you wanted criminals walking together to join forces to resist the pursuit of Heavenly Court? If Tang Gongzi doesn't dislike it, the little girl is willing to say things on her behalf and help you intercede with the Jade Emperor. ”
In order to curry favor with the handsome guy, Chang'e was also desperate, first deliberately did not help Wu Gang speak, so that Wu Gang could not get the support of the heavenly soldiers and fled, and now he has to help the wanted criminal intercede...... It can be seen that when a woman works hard for a handsome guy, it is not much different from a man's hard work for a beautiful woman.
Tang Sen smiled bitterly: "Intercede?"
Chang'e smiled and said: "Today, the Jade Emperor is a very kind and talkative person, as long as the little white dragon intercedes, it should be fine, as long as Sister Zhu changes her evil and returns to the right, she no longer thinks about attacking the chest of the goddess fairy, and the Jade Emperor will not rectify her again." But Tang Gongzi, what did you do? You might as well speak it out and listen to it, this palace knows the truth of the matter, and it is convenient to plead with the Jade Emperor......
The Jade Emperor is a very kind and talkative person? Tang Sen really couldn't agree with this when he heard this, he was chased and killed by Heaven all the way, and he had already had a bad impression of Heaven, the image of the Jade Emperor in his mind was originally a gloomy middle-aged man with a bad stomach, and then he heard that the Jade Emperor was a woman, and revised his image to that kind of arrogant and unreasonable middle-aged aunt, and now when he heard Chang'e's evaluation of the Jade Emperor, he almost squirted out a sip of tea.
"Childe, don't be angry, tell the reason to this palace. Chang'e's voice woke Tang Sen from his speculation about the Jade Emperor.
Tang Sen had no choice but to smile bitterly: "The Jade Emperor thought that I was going to Lingshan Da Lei Yin Temple to marry Ru Lai girl, so he sent someone to kill me, wanting to make Ru Lai girl unable to marry and have children, and cut off the inheritance of Da Lei Yin Temple...... Well...... I think that's probably why. Actually, I didn't go to marry Ru at all, alas!"
The expression on Chang'e's face suddenly became weird: "Tang Gongzi, you ...... Did you guess this reason, or did someone else tell you?"
"I guessed it myself...... Uh, no......" Tang Sen suddenly woke up in his mind: "No, I didn't guess it myself, but under the guidance of Sister Guanyin, I guessed the reason step by step." ”
Chang'e suddenly sweated profusely: "Tang Gongzi, can Sister Guanyin's words be believed? She is notoriously black and sinister, she is the most deceitful in the entire Da Lei Yin Temple, she deliberately leads you to think like this, but the truth is mostly not the case." ”
Tang Sen's brows furrowed, that's right, since he traveled west, he has been hunted down by Heavenly Court, and he hasn't spoken well to the people of Heavenly Court, so I will believe whatever Guanyin says, but Sister Guanyin's guy is obviously a big liar, how credible is what she said? Now it is rare to have an opportunity to communicate with people from Heavenly Court, you must not listen to and believe partially, and it is right to analyze it well.
Tang Sen sat upright and said politely: "Please also ask Fairy Chang'e to guide you." ”
Fairy Chang'e also sat in a correct posture and deliberately straightened her chest forward, wanting Tang Gongzi to see her proud career line, but her eyes swept over the eighth sister Zhu who was sitting next to her, and saw the pair of terrifying killing weapons on her chest, and shrank her chest back unconfidently, and said, "Tang Gongzi, you may think that the inheritance of the Great Leiyin Temple is too sacred...... That's why this conspiracy theory is speculated, this palace said something a little offensive, in fact, this matter is not what you think at all, even if you really go to marry the relatives of the Rulai girl, your identity is not as important as you think, and it is impossible for the Jade Emperor to send someone to kill you for this reason. ”
"Oh?"
Chang'e said: "The reincarnation of the living Buddha does not necessarily have to be his own child to inherit, in fact, it is assumed that an irrelevant child can also inherit the position of the living Buddha, that is to say, even if you don't go to the West Heaven and don't marry a Rulai girl, the inheritance of the Buddha will not be broken, and it doesn't matter if the Jade Emperor kills you or not." If Childe doesn't believe it, just take a search engine and look up the keyword 'reincarnation of the living Buddha' to understand......"
This sentence can be said to be a word to wake up the person in the dream, Tang Sen took out his mobile phone and quickly checked the keyword "reincarnation of the living Buddha", sure enough, the reincarnation of the living Buddha is very flexible, and it is completely possible to designate an outsider at will, he couldn't help but scream "ah", slapped the table and jumped.
Chang'e said: "Childe, if the Great Leiyin Temple can't be inherited without you, then what an important existence should you be?
When Tang Sen heard this, he sweated profusely: Yes, if I really have a relationship with the survival of the Great Leiyin Temple, why don't the three thousand Buddhas come to protect me?
Chang'e said seriously: "Therefore, the reason why the Jade Emperor wants to kill you will not be this, it must be that Sister Guanyin is deliberately alarmist and is fooling you, she likes to do this, she will take others into the pit if she has nothing to do, and devote her life's energy to the cause of 'harming others and disadvantage', and she has long been the king of the black pit famous in the fairy world......"
Townwend: "......"
"In short, the real reason why you are listed as a wanted person must be found out before the problem can be solved. Think about it seriously, have you done anything to offend Heavenly Court and the Jade Emperor?"
Tang Sen held his head and thought for a while, there was nothing, before Erlang God appeared to assassinate him, he even had doubts about the existence of Heavenly Court, how could he have offended the Jade Emperor?
"No, I can't think of any clues!" Tang Sen smiled bitterly, "I don't remember that I have done anything to offend Heavenly Court. ”
Chang'e smiled: "Since this is the case, then the palace will help the prince ask." Can you tell this palace your mobile phone number, after this palace asks Emperor Mingyu, I will call you to inform you. ”
This woman said so much to me, in fact, for this purpose! Tang Sen suddenly woke up, there had been similar things before, those girls in the school in order to get Tang Sen's phone number, it can be said that they did everything they could, some took the initiative to help him do his homework, some took the initiative to help him copy notes, and some took the initiative to help him do the cleaning...... Even during physical education class, there would be girls who would sneak back to the classroom under the pretext that "it is inconvenient today", and take advantage of Townsen's running on the playground to rummage through his bag and steal his mobile phone number.
The more you take the initiative to do these things, the more you expose the nature of not being an otaku! Townsend absolutely does not like to like you.
Tang Sen covered his mobile phone: "This ...... Cough...... It's not convenient, the phone number is a very personal thing......"
Chang'e sighed secretly in her heart, such a smart man, he reacted so quickly. She belongs to the more frustrated and courageous type of woman, the expression on her face remains unchanged, and she said generously: "But if Gongzi doesn't give me my phone number, even if the palace asks the Jade Emperor, he won't be able to inform you of the reason." ”
"This ...... Alas...... Okay!" Tang Sen thought about it carefully, there was no way, this phone number could only be given, and it couldn't pull her into the blacklist, this woman just complained that Guanyin had a black belly, but in fact, she was also quite a black guy. Guanyin is playing conspiracy, but Chang'e is playing yang conspiracy, which makes you avoid it in a dignified manner, and women are so scary.
Tang Sen's phone number was finally handed over to Chang'e, she took out a pink women's mobile phone, which was also covered with silver shiny stickers very kawaii, wrote down the number into the phone book with her slender fingers, and smiled happily: "Tang Gongzi, this palace will leave and go back to heaven, and after going back, I will immediately meet the Jade Emperor, help Gongzi ask clearly, and ask Gongzi to wait for good news." ”
Tang Sen smiled bitterly: "Waiting for your good news." ”
Chang'e was blessed, and reluctantly flew into the night sky with the heavenly soldiers......
There happened to be a bright full moon hanging in the night sky, and Chang'e's figure flew towards the moon, gradually turning into a small black dot, disappearing.
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