Sixth, fifteen, catch the author and beat it
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Zhang Duxue was so confused by the horror of "Brother Gui's Journey to the West" that she was about to leave after calling the rain department.
Tang Sen sweated profusely, and quickly reached out and grabbed Zhang Duxue's little hand...... Zhang Duxue was angry, and her whole body was trembling with anger, but her little hand was pulled by Tang Sen, and suddenly the whole person was like being electrified, trembling, and then stiffening, maintaining a petrified posture, and not moving......
This petrified state lasted for dozens of seconds before she woke up, and the anger just now had disappeared outside the Jiuxiao cloud, what "Brother Gui's Journey to the West" was thrown out of the Jiuxiao cloud in an instant, and she was just thinking in her heart: Ah, classmate Tang Sen took the initiative to hold my hand...... Take my hand...... Hand in Hand...... Hand......
Tang Sen's serious voice came from his ears: "Jade Emperor girl, don't worry...... I also feel very angry that this novel is so frustrating to write about you, but the mistake is only the person who wrote this novel, not all the residents of Fengxian County, the so-called grievances have a head and a debtor, let's not sweep over a boatload of people with a pole, the rain still needs to be. ”
After hearing Tang Sen's words, Zhang Duxue remembered that the request for rainfall this time was made by classmate Tang Sen, even if he was unhappy with Fengxian County, he had to take care of Tangsen's request first, and quickly changed his words: "Oh, you have a point, Yubu, don't go." We're still going to rain. ”
The gods of the rain are Khan! The heavenly soldiers and generals are also Khan!
At this time, Tang Sen said again: "It seems that in order to solve this matter, the key is to find out the original author who wrote this book, and let Miss Rulai and Miss Jade Emperor beat him up to get angry...... In this way, it can give rain to Fengxian County safely and soundly. Moreover, in the future, there will be no gods and Buddhas who will come to make trouble for Fengxian County in other ways. ”
The rat spirit girl added: "I'm just afraid that all the gods and Buddhas will beat him out of anger, and more than one or two immortals in this book have suffered." All the gods and Buddhas were hacked. ”
Tang Sen nodded: "Okay, do good things to the end, send the Buddha to the west, and I'll find out this author." Speaking of this, Tang Sen suddenly frowned slightly, and said strangely: "Having said that, I remember that this book was written by the thirty-second father-in-law." I heard that the thirty-two father-in-law is from Shuangqing, why did he become from Fengxian County again?" (Note: The first Meng in this novel, it is written that the thirty-second father-in-law is from Shuangqing.) Friends who forgot, please look at the first moe. )
"Is the author's name Thirty-Two Father-in-law? We don't know. The rat spirit girl said: "At that time, the Rulai girl was angry and sent someone to check the origin of the book, and the Arhat in charge of this matter reported that it was written by someone from Fengxian County...... We took the printed book and looked closely, and we did see that the publisher was Phoenix County Press. And the author's column is written 'Purple Fantasy Ghost Heart'. If you go to the rented bookstore in Fengxian County now, you might even find this book. ”
When Zhang Duxue heard this, she hurriedly glanced at the heavenly soldiers and generals, and immediately a heavenly soldier rushed out, and after a while, the heavenly soldier really took a book back, and the cover was printed with "Brother Gui's Journey to the West", open it and look at it. The author's column really says Purple Fantasy Ghost Heart.
Tang Sen was surprised: "What's going on? Can there be two authors of the same book?"
The rat spirit girl said: "This is really not clear, we also went to investigate the 'Purple Illusion Ghost Heart' at that time." As a result, I couldn't find out who it was, but I only knew that this product should be from Fengxian County, because it was published in Fengxian County Publishing House, and we had to find trouble in Fengxian County if we couldn't find anyone. ”
"This thing is really weird, isn't it, this book was not written by the thirty-second father-in-law, but by a person named Purple Fantasy Ghost Heart? ”
At this time, Zhu Bajie suddenly interjected: "I am a loyal reader of the thirty-second father-in-law's "Proud and Invincible", from the perspective of my professional fans, "Brother Gui's Journey to the West" is definitely the work of the thirty-second father-in-law, so it will not be a work of purple fantasy and humor." ”
"Oh, how did you know for sure?"
"The writing style, this can't be faked. Zhu Bajie said seriously: "The thirty-two father-in-law writes books with very distinctive writing characteristics, which other authors do not have, his ridicule style and spoof style are unique, there is no one before or since, I don't believe that anyone will be able to write the same style as the thirty-two father-in-law, "Brother Gui Journey to the West" has a strong thirty-two father-in-law style, absolutely not exemplary...... I'm sure it's the work of Thirty-Two Fathers-in-law. ”
Tang Sen frowned and thought for a while: "In this way, we first have to find the thirty-second father-in-law and ask him clearly, if he is the original author, let's arrest him in front of Miss Rulai and let her beat her, maybe it will solve the problem." ”
"I'm going to fight too!" Zhang Duxue snorted.
"Okay, okay, notify the Buddhas of the Heavens to fight together!" Tang Sen said.
"Then without further ado, let's go to the thirty-two father-in-law first. Zhang Duxue took out her mobile phone and made a call: "Hey, is the head of the household department here?" Send someone to take a peek at the household registration database of the Tang Kingdom, find the residential address of the thirty-two father-in-law of Shuangqing, immediately, immediately, the widow wants it now." ”
"Obey!" The other side hurriedly agreed, the efficiency of the immortals was still high, and after about half an hour, the phone called back, and the head of the household said respectfully: "Report to Your Majesty, the thirty-second father-in-law now lives in the XX Community, Yubei District, Shuangqing City, No. 4, the sixteenth floor of the fourth building...... This man is an otaku, and he has been staying at home for many years, and he can be found at any time when he goes to his house, and if he can't be found at his house, it should be that he has been sent to the crematorium. ”
Zhang Duxue was quite satisfied with the efficiency of her subordinates, hung up the phone, and said to Tang Sen: "Classmate Tang Sen, you wait here for a while, and I will lead the heavenly soldiers and generals to Shuangqing City to arrest people." ”
Tang Sen shook his head with a smile and said: "The matter started because of me, how can I work the Jade Emperor girl to travel thousands of miles, and the thirty-second father-in-law is a human being, and it is better for me to come forward in human affairs." Let's go with me, although it is thousands of miles away from Shuangqing City, it is only a matter of a few hours by plane......"
"It's so much trouble to fly, and you have to buy a plane ticket. Zhang Duxue suddenly thought that this was a good opportunity to get along with Tang Sen's classmates, so she said: "Take my auspicious clouds, I'm bored, let's go and play together." ”
In fact, Tang Sen also felt that it was very troublesome to take a plane, and the Jade Emperor girl wanted to provide Xiangyun, so let's take a seat.
Zhang Duxue summoned a white cloud, there were still tables and chairs on the clouds, and there were teacups and teapots on the table, she jumped on the clouds, sat on the chair, and beckoned to Tang Sen with a smile: "Tang Sen, come up." ”
Townsend thought to himself: this cloud is really beyond imagination.
He jumped on the auspicious clouds, sat opposite the Jade Emperor girl, took a sip of tea, and it tasted good.
When I turned my head to look, I found that this huge auspicious cloud was pulled by the heavenly horse, and sixteen heavenly horses ran together, pulling the auspicious cloud and running hundreds of miles away in an instant...... These heavenly horses, it is estimated that they are usually raised and managed by Bi Ma Wen......
Bi Ma Wen may be the most famous official position in Heavenly Court, and everyone in the world knows it, all because 500 years ago, the demon king Sun Wukong was famous in this position, and it makes people feel sweaty when they think about it.
The sky pulled the auspicious clouds, ran faster than the plane, and passed thousands of mountains and rivers in a blink of an eye. Tang Sen and the Jade Emperor girl sat opposite the table on the auspicious side, chatting casually, which was nothing to Tang Sen, but Zhang Duxue was so happy that it was rare to have the opportunity to drink tea and chat with Tang Sen's classmate...... However, the good times always pass very quickly, and she feels that there are still a lot of things to say, and Shuangqing City has arrived.
Tang Sen took out his mobile phone, GPS map positioning, and instantly found the XX community in Yubei District.
Zhang Duxue couldn't help but secretly hate that human science and technology were too advanced at this time, if it was ancient times, it would be not easy to find a place, just asking for directions would take a few hours, she could accompany Tang Sen to find a place slowly, but now the GPS map is too convenient to find the destination, damn!
In order not to shock the world, Tang Sen and Zhang Duxue fell into the clouds, walked into the community like ordinary people, and came to No. 4 on the sixteenth floor of Silu, and through a door, the two of them smelled a strange sour smell wafting out of the house......
Tang Sen sweated profusely, knocked lightly on the door, and a hoarse voice came from inside: "Who?"
Tang Sen opened his throat and said, "Check the water meter." ”
"Check the water meter, okay, here we are......" The door opened, and a middle-aged man pulled it open and stuck his head out.
The moment the door opened, a sour smell immediately rushed out from inside, dozens of times stronger than what I smelled through the door just now, and it made Tang Sen and Zhang Duxue take three steps back.
Tang Sen looked at it, this man was about forty years old, wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses, his hair was messy like a chicken coop, and he was wearing a set of cotton pajamas, which had probably not been washed for several months, they were dirty and smelly, and there were strange concretions on them, like instant noodle soup spilled on his clothes, and finally condensed into oil lumps......
Tang Sen Khan: "Excuse me, are you the thirty-second father-in-law?"
"It's me!Huh, why does the person who checked the water meter know my name?" the thirty-second father-in-law's face changed drastically, and he hurriedly wanted to close the door.
However, it was too late, as soon as Tang Sen reached out and grabbed his neck, he pushed him through the door, and then Zhang Duxue followed in and closed the door with his hand.
The thirty-second father-in-law was startled and screamed, "Who are you? Are you a male and female thief couple? Oh, could it be a loan shark? No...... Don't hit me...... I owe you money and I'll pay it back as soon as possible......"
Tang Sen said angrily: "Do we look like dunning?"
Zhang Duxue's face was happy, and she nodded: "That's right, a male and female thief couple!" She was very satisfied with the word couple, as for the previous sentence, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter what kind of thief you are or what male or female, as long as you are a couple. (To be continued.) )
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