Sixth, fourteen, the reason for not raining

Update at 8 p.m.

After Tang Sen finished calling the Jade Emperor girl, he began to think about who to call over there in the Great Lei Yin Temple...... The first person that came to his mind was of course Sister Guanyin, but after thinking about it carefully, Sister Guanyin had been working in the human world since she left the Great Leiyin Temple 500 years ago, and she had met Sister Guanyin many times, and she did run around all day long, and would only go back to the Great Leiyin Temple once in a while, so ...... She should be very busy, and she shouldn't know much about the internal affairs of the Great Lei Yin Temple, so it may not be useful to talk to her about this matter.

Tang Sen immediately thought of Manjushri again, that is, the girl Wensusu, who had a good attitude towards herself...... But it seems that the friendship is not very deep, at least not as deep as Sister Guanyin, and it is inconvenient to talk with her.

And the yellow-eyed girl...... Well, this friendship is too shallow, and it feels very unreliable, and it can't talk about business.

What about the Peacock King? This ...... This doesn't even seem to have a phone number, and she and the Dapeng girl don't know where they went. Both of these fellows flew extremely fast, and they flapped their wings for 90,000 miles, and God knows where their sisters were happy now.

In the end, Tang Sen thought of the small-eyed rat spirit and the tiger girl he had seen once in Huang Fengling, these two girls are the pets of the Rulai girl, and they can easily get in touch with the core characters of the Rulai girl, and they are also a little friendly, and the rat spirit girl also said that she wants to give birth to a litter of little mice for herself, maybe she can start from them and get this matter done.

Tang Sen took out his mobile phone and was about to call the rat spirit girl, but suddenly thought that it was getting late, and it took a long time to call the Jade Emperor girl just now before someone answered, and the girls may be sleeping and sleeping, and it is not convenient to call now. Forget it, let's get up tomorrow morning and fight again.

Early the next morning, just after dawn, Tang Sen pushed open the door of the presidential suite, and saw a group of heavenly soldiers lined up outside the door, all of whom were standing straight. They looked very respectful, and the most rare thing was that they kept quiet, and Townsend didn't know that there was a large group of people standing outside the door without pushing open the door...... You can see how good the discipline of these guys is.

"Ahem, what's the matter?" said Townsend Khan.

"Ah, are you up?" The voice of the Jade Emperor girl sounded at the right time, it turned out that the heavenly soldiers and generals were all brought by her. She sat quietly surrounded by this group of heavenly soldiers and generals, as if she was patiently waiting for Tang Sen to get up.

Tang Sen Khan: "Jade Emperor girl." Why did you come here yourself?"

"I'm in a panic. Zhang Duxue said in her heart: Meeting you is the first priority, and no matter how many other things are, you have to step aside.

Tang Sen didn't believe that she was very idle, there were countless affairs to deal with in the heavenly court, she had to deal with the reform party, and I heard that she still had to go to school in the human world, why was she so idle? Forget it, she likes to say that she is idle, and women's panic should not be debunked casually. Prone to accidents.

Zhang Duxue smiled: "I'm idle anyway, so I personally brought the rain department over." You see, the people standing over there are Lei Gong, Dianmu, Fengbo, Yuntong, and Yushi...... The Dragon King is also there. ”

Tang Sen turned his head to look, and saw several rain immortals saluting him together, their eyes extremely strange......

Can people's eyes not be weird? This man is amazing, His Majesty the Jade Emperor actually dispatched troops overnight because of his words. He also ran to help in person, and he didn't want to wake him to sleep, so he waited outside the door of the presidential suite with a large group of people...... Is Nima mistaken? Who in this world has ever heard of letting the Jade Emperor wait outside the door and sleep inside? Several immortals in the rain department now know that Tang Sen is a great man, and he can't afford to offend! It would be strange to see that his eyes were not weird.

Tang Sen saluted the rain immortals. The gods of the rain department felt that they couldn't bear it, so they hurriedly returned the salute.

Zhang Duxue said: "My people are ready, it can rain at any time, classmate Tang Sen should contact the Da Lei Yin Temple now, see why they don't let it rain, if we can talk to solve the best, if not, let's ignore them, first let the rain fall, and then the soldiers will block, the water will flood, you see, Erlang God is ready to fight." ”

Tang Sen followed her finger and looked, there was indeed a large army waiting in the sky, Erlang God and the six Meishan brothers, all dressed in armor, waiting in mid-air. At this time, Erlang God used the shape of a fierce man, which looked majestic and very evil.

Thomson Khan, Nima......

"Okay, I'll call the people over there in the Great Leiyin Temple now, it's better not to fight. ”

Tang Sen rummaged for a long time, and finally found the phone number of the rat spirit girl, which was written down in Huang Fengling, but he never dialed it......

A phone call was dialed, and it took a while to get through, Tang Sen directly turned on the speakerphone in order to let the Jade Emperor girl hear it, and the quiet and delicate voice of the rat spirit girl came from the opposite side: "Ah, it's Mr. Tang, you never called me, why did you remember me today?"

Tang Sen hurriedly told him about the situation in Fengxian County, along with the fact that the rain was hindered by the golden-clothed Arhat, and finally said: "Rat spirit girl, you are the person next to Miss Rulai, do you know what is going on with this matter?"

"Uh...... It turned out to be a matter of Fengxian County. The rat spirit girl said in a small voice, "This thing is really ...... Oops, really...... Ahem......"

"What? Sounds like you're hard to talk about?" said Townsend.

"Here's the thing......" The rat spirit said one by one: "Three years ago,Miss Rulai was as usual.,Watching new anime on the Internet.,Suddenly there was an otaku girl in the otaku group who said,Recently there was a new light novel,It looks very shocking,It can make people with anemia vomit blood three liters after reading it......"

"Slow, we're talking about the drought in Fengxian County, why are we talking about light novels?"

The rat spirit said in a low voice: "Mr. Tang, don't worry, this matter started with this light novel, you can listen to me patiently and know." ”

Tang Sen had no choice but to say, "Okay, I'd like to hear about it." ”

Zhang Duxue was also curious and listened carefully.

The rat spirit girl said: "I heard that there is a magical light novel, Miss Rulai, as a senior otaku, of course she must go and see it, otherwise there will be no common language with other otaku, that won't work." So, she found the novel for the first time, however, she opened it and vomited blood on the spot. ”

Tang Sen and Zhang Duxue were surprised: "What novel is so?"

The rat spirit girl said word by word: "The name of the novel is "Brother Gui Journey to the West", and the book writes Rulai girl as a muscular brother Gui ......"

"Flutter!" Tang Sen also spurted out a mouthful of old blood, I wiped it, isn't this the work of the thirty-second father-in-law? I heard Zhu Bajie mention it a few days ago. (Note: For forgotten friends, please refer to the 606 Moe.) )

The rat spirit girl said: "This novel is crazy, not only writes the Rulai girl as a brother, but also writes the Jade Emperor as a brother, almost all the great gods and immortals have all been tricked...... All of them have become brothers, and these brothers are still in love and engaged in foundations, which is simply unsightly. ”

Zhang Duxue next to her was taken aback, and shouted at the heavenly soldiers and generals next to her: "Come on, quickly find out "Brother Gui's Journey to the West" and show it to the widow." ”

The heavenly soldiers and generals immediately opened their mobile phones to rummage, and after a while, Feng Bo was the first to find it, and he respectfully handed over the mobile phone: "Your Majesty, I found it." ”

Zhang Duxue picked up her phone and looked at it, only to see that it happened to say that the Jade Emperor had appeared.

The Jade Emperor raised his arm, and with a slight effort, the strong biceps muscle on his arm immediately bulged, and the muscle actually trembled and beat. When the Buddha saw it, he immediately sneered: "Such a small muscle dares to show off it, look at me." ”

The Buddha also put a POS, revealing a piece of deltoid muscle......

After seeing each other's strong muscles, the two brothers both showed expressions of joy and pity. The Jade Emperor said: "If you come, we are all good brothers who like bodybuilding, and we shouldn't argue." ”

The Buddha smiled and said, "Yes, let's love each other." ”

At sunset, the two brothers opened their arms and ran towards each other, and then hugged each other tightly...... The setting sun dragged the shadows of the two for a long time...... The shadow kissed, and then a strong shadow pushed another solid shadow to the ground...... It's really hard to tell from the shadows who pushed down whom......

"Flutter!" Zhang Duxue vomited blood and fell to the ground, unable to get up with a half-sound.

"Your Majesty!" the electric mother exclaimed in surprise and hurriedly held Zhang Duxue up.

"Your Majesty, you have to hold on. "Antarctic True Monarch also panicked.

Zhang Duxue finally pulled herself back together, and said miserably: "What a heartbroken novel, I can't look at it directly." Actually write me like this, I ...... I'm not convinced...... If you are seriously dissatisfied, don't let me know who wrote this novel, otherwise he will be punished for never being able to live beyond his life. ”

Although Tang Sen is not a party and has not been written into the book, he also feels miserable when he sees the appearance of the Jade Emperor girl, and when he sees this novel, he will not be much better than the appearance of the Jade Emperor girl, and she is definitely seriously injured.

At this time, the mobile phone rang with the delicate voice of the rat spirit girl: "Ahem...... This novel was written by a native of Fengxian County, and three years ago, Miss Rulai saw this novel, and immediately became angry, so she punished Fengxian County for not raining...... And those arhats and bodhisattvas who have been written in this novel are also very unhappy with Fengxian County, and they turned into chengguan to interfere with the rain when they had nothing to do, so they ...... That's it. ”

"Wow, I see. Zhang Duxue said angrily: "This kind of crazy thing was actually made by the people of Fengxian County, it really shouldn't rain here, let this kind of spoof guy die of thirst, rain department, go back to heaven, don't pay attention to ...... here" (to be continued.) )