The fifth, eighty-eight, and the novels that the king of Nanshan read
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Tang Sen shouted at her back, "The queen's sister has already sent a few scouts up the mountain first, if they arrive first, they will catch the eldest sister's head first, and the girl will belong to them...... Tsk, what a girl, if ...... by the scouts"
"Damn, those scouts don't want to be faster than me, the eldest sister is mine, and only I can put her in a position like eighteen...... I'll kick those scouts back. Zhu Bajie's voice floated back from the night, getting farther and farther away.
Tang Sen spread his hands, simple people, it's really easy to be fooled, just let her try, anyway, although Zhu Bajie's personality is unreliable, her strength is at the level of Marshal Tianpeng, and it is basically not a problem to deal with a few little monsters, but there is no need to worry about her safety.
As for the matter of instigating Sister Zhu to bully the female monster, Tang Sen has no psychological burden, the female monster is full of swear words and the whole family is not a good person, and she deserves a lesson.
He hurried back to the Queen's tent.
The queen looked at him with strange eyes, then bit his ear and whispered, "Mr. Tang, you have been peeing for too long, right?"
Tang Sen sweated, only then did he remember that he had escaped by urinating just now, and had talked to Zhu Bajie for a long time, delaying a lot of time, and he came back relatively late.
Seeing the queen's worried eyes, Tang Sen had no choice but to say, "Ahem, it's okay to pee slowly." β
"No, no, it's very bad. The queen suddenly became anxious: "Sure enough, what I did to you that night hurt your body, give you a sum of money to buy supplements, and you don't want to ...... How can this be good? You better take the money and eat more Huiren Kidney Treasure. β
Townwend: "......"
There was no reason to talk to this nameless woman, and Tang Sen decided to ignore her and concentrate on drinking tea. But...... After two cups of tea, I really wanted to pee this time.
Townsend sweated. He whispered to the person at the table, "Well, I want to pee again, you guys talk slowly." β
Everyone: "......"
The queen was sweating profusely, oh my God, Mr. Tang was really slept by me, how much time has it been? It's over, it's over, I'd better hurry up and buy some Huiren Kidney Treasure online for him. Then again, it's strange why men hurt themselves just by sleeping side by side?
When Tang Sen came out of the tent, he saw that the queen also came out, with a crying face, and said with a crying voice: "Mr. Tang." I hurt you, and I don't know what to say to express the guilt in my heart, so please hit me hard. β
"I don't hit my sister. Townsend said.
"But...... But I've hurt you so badly. The queen whimpered, "You have been sick by me." β
"No, no, no, I'm healthy. Townsend Khan said.
"Uh, I really don't know what to do, please call me as you like, you can compensate you as much as you want. The queen pitifully hugged Townwex's thigh: "What do I have to do to get your forgiveness." β
"It's better not to mess with me. "Townsend Khan.
"No, I'm going to have to do something for you. Otherwise, this guilt in my heart will kill me. The queen held his thighs and didn't let go.
The two were struggling here, suddenly. A few soldiers stumbled in at the gate of the camp, and when they saw that the queen was hugging Townsen's thigh and wanted to cry or not, several soldiers froze at the same time, and after a while, the soldiers remembered what they were here for, and hurriedly gave a military salute and said, "Report to the queen's sister." We entered the Hidden Fog Mountain to reconnoitre, and were climbing the mountain, when we were suddenly beaten by a mysterious woman and driven down the mountain. β
As soon as Tang Sen heard this, he understood that these soldiers were scouts. They must have been caught up by Zhu Bajie, and then driven back by Zhu Bajie's violent beating. Sister Zhu usually does things unreliable, but this time she is really resolute, how much time has it been, she has actually caught up with the scouts and beaten them back, it is really efficientββ
Zhu Bajie is floating towards the top of the mountain, she has just packed up a few scouts, which makes her feel very good, the competitors have already packed up, and the head of the underworld big sister will be in her bag, when the time comes...... Hey, hey, hey...... Thinking of those blood-pumping paintings, Zhu Bajie almost fell from mid-air.
The more you fly to the top of the mountain, the smaller the visibility range becomes, and soon, Zhu Bajie is surrounded by white mist, the top of the hidden fog mountain is foggy all year round, and there is nothing on the top of the mountain from a distance.
As soon as Sister Zhu flew into the fog, she saw that below her, there were several little monsters sitting on the edge of a mountain rock chatting, one of them was a bear demon, one was a wolf demon, and a snake demon, the demon power of the three monsters was very weak, typical little minions.
Zhu Bajie is also a 36th Tiangang change, and quickly turned into a mosquito, but the mosquito she changed was a little different from Sun Wukong, and the mosquito that Sun Wukong changed was really a mosquito, and it became exactly the same as a mosquito, but the mosquito that Zhu Bajie changed still has a pair of majestic chest weapons!
Having such a large chest is very affecting flight, all animals flying in the sky pay attention to lightness, but how can the **** of the great shore be light? Zhu Bajie flew very hard, tired and out of breath, and finally fell to the side of the three little monsters and eavesdropped on their conversations.
I only heard the bear demon say: "Hey, have you thought of a way to repel the humans under the mountain?"
The wolf demon shook his head and said, "I can't imagine it, once they take out their guns, it will be inconvenient for us to fight them." β
The snake demon said: "With our intelligence, how can we think of a good way? Let's just wait for the king's order." β
When Sister Zhu heard this, she was shocked, it turned out that the group of underworld thugs who came during the day were all monsters, and that eldest sister was their king? Strange, why are they afraid of human guns? Monsters should not be too afraid of human weapons. Forget it, I don't bother to know about this kind of thing, follow them, and you can find that female monster, hehehe, and then it's my happy time.
The three monsters discussed for a long time and didn't discuss anything, after all, the IQ was too low, so they staggered back to the top of the mountain, and the mosquito that Zhu Bajie turned into was lying on the head of the bear demon, and soon, I saw a cave in front of me, and I saw a line of big characters engraved at the entrance of the cave: "Hidden Fog Mountain Demolition Yue Chain Cave".
Sister Zhu was secretly happy in her heart: she found the other party's nest.
As the bear demon entered the cave, I saw that there were many monsters living in the cave, hundreds of them, it seems that those little gangsters were disguised by these monsters during the day, and the bear demon returned to his room and did not leave, Zhu Bajie left the bear demon and continued to fly to the depths of the team in the shape of a mosquito...... She flapped her wings desperately, and finally flew to the hall in the center of the cave.
I saw that in the middle of the hall sat the female monster I saw during the day, she had now taken off her black leather coat and was wearing a leopard print tight-fitting dress, which looked quite sexy.
A few little monsters who looked like brains sat respectfully at the bottom, and the female monster said with a calm face, "Have you thought of a good solution?"
"I'm sorry, my lord, but we don't have enough intelligence, and we really can't think of a good way to retreat from the enemy. β
"O king, if we don't have to disguise human beings, we have to repel the human army in minutes, but if we want to fight in a human way, the restrictions are too great, and it is really inconvenient. β
King Nanshan sighed: "That's it, I also know that everyone's IQ is not high, in fact, my IQ is also very low, no way, we are this kind of little monster who is not angry, let's all go back to sleep, I will read the book for a while, maybe there will be some good way in the book...... Well, I remember that human beings said that there is Yan Ruyu in the book, there is a golden house in the book, and there may be good strategies in the book. Let's learn the strategies of human beings to defeat human beings, this is called 'mastering the skills of the master to control the enemy'. β
"The king is really a good learner. The little monsters patted their ass, and then obediently went back to sleep.
King Nanshan also left the hall and returned to her bedroom, which was simply decorated and did not seem to be rich. Sister Zhu smiled evilly and peeked at the king of Nanshan undressing, her undressing action was really good-looking, after the leopard print dress was taken off, there was white and delicate skin inside, her figure was very straight, and the most important thing was her waist, which was really a good waist.
Sister Zhu watched her drool for a long time...... Seeing that the king of Nanshan got into bed and got into the quilt, Zhu Bajie thought to herself: Hehe, it's almost time for me to do it, subdue her while she is sleeping, and then just touch her on the bed, hehehe......
Zhu Bajie was about to do it, when she suddenly saw Nanshan King take out a cheap mobile phone and open the software for reading novels.
"Huh, the app she uses to read novels is actually the same as me, it's all Qidian Novel Network. "Eighth Sister Zhu is very curious, seeing this, she is not in a hurry to do it, she wants to see what novels the female monster wants to read.
I saw that the female monster skillfully opened the collection and found a book from it.
Zhu Bajie took a closer look, "A Dream of Red Mansions", what kind of strange name is this? Looking at the introduction under the title of the book, I saw that it read: "The latest masterpiece of the thirty-two fathers-in-law brings you a different Dream of Red Mansions...... The otaku Ziyou crossed into the world of Dream of Red Mansions and actually became Jia Baoyu, and he found out that in this world, Lin Daiyu is a frail and sickly beautiful man, Xue Baochai is a gentle and kind beautiful man, and Wang Xifeng is a pungent and capable beautiful man...... The twelve handsome guys in Jinling all fell in love with the handsome guy Jia Baoyu, and launched a love comedy in which men loved each other. β
"Flutter!" Zhu Bajie spurted out a bloody arrow from her mouth, forgetting to even flap her wings, and fell straight down from the air, muttering in her mouth: "I'll strangle it...... Thirty-two father-in-law's new work,My God,It's actually a Tan Mei novel?What about the cute girl who said it?What about Long Aotian?What about the good push girl?Tan Mei your sister.,Ghosts like to watch men do Ji.,Nima's this is going against the sky.γ (To be continued.) )