The fifth, eighty, nineth, and eighth sister Zhu were defeated
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Zhu Bajie suffered a critical blow, tons of damage, even forgot to fan her wings, and fell straight from the sky, just fell on the screen of Nanshan King's mobile phone, the mobile phone screen is very bright, and a mosquito on it is extremely conspicuous, Nanshan King Qu noticed a black spot on the screen, and when she looked at it, it was actually a huge mosquito, which scared her.
"Oh, mosquitoes don't come to suck my blood. "The king of Nanshan is about to hit with a slap.
Zhu Bajie was taken aback and wanted to dodge, but the damage caused by the critical hit of "Dream of Red Mansions" was still very serious, and her body was soft and weak, this kind of injury was called mental injury, and its severity was even more terrifying than physical injury...... To describe it in the words of a great god who is called dreaming into the divine machine, this kind of harm is also called "inaccessibility of thoughts", if a person's thoughts are not accessible, it will be over.
Zhu Bajie is now in a state of incomprehension, and has become a scumbag with a combat strength of only five, where can she dodge the slap of the king of Nanshan, and in her busy schedule, she can't hide her identity, so she hurriedly shouted: "Don't shoot, I'm not a mosquito." ”
"Huh?" King Nanshan stopped: "Then what are you?"
"I'm ......" Sister Zhu had an idea: "I am a mosquito monster who lives on the other side of the mountain, and I heard that the king is here to open a mountain and set up a village, so I came to you." ”
"Oh, I see, I thought they were here to suck my blood. The King of Nanshan put away his slap and said with a smile: "Okay, you are welcome to join in the Hidden Fog Mountain Demolition Cave, and let's love each other as sisters in the future." It turned out that although Sister Zhu had become a mosquito, her voice was still a woman, so the king of Nanshan regarded her as a sister.
Sister Zhu breathed a sigh of relief. Now I don't have to worry about my life, okay, when I regain my strength, I can sneak attack this female monster and put her in the form of eighteen. But in order to regain strength, you must let your thoughts go.
Eighth Sister Zhu asked, "Great King." I just glanced at the novel you read in mid-air, and oh my God, why do you like to read such horrible things?"
"Horror? King Nanshan showed a weird smile on his face: "I think it's very beautiful, the love story between men and men is the best." ”
Eighth Sister Zhu almost spurted out a mouthful of blood again, this guy is a rotten girl, it's terrible, it's terrible, she forced down the churning blood, wiped a handful of sweat and said: "Wouldn't this be too non-mainstream? ”
"That's what you're wrong. King Nanshan said with a serious face: "Tan Mei is not a base, please don't simply think of Tan Mei as a nameless thing like a base." There are two major elements of Tanmei, the first is beauty, the second is romance, it is the most touching and pure beauty that contains all beautiful things. ”
Zhu Bajie Khan: "Is it as good as you said?" ”
"It's definitely so good!" Nanshan King said: "You don't look at it with colored glasses, but you have to experience it with your heart, and you will definitely understand how good it is." Come. Let's start with this novel...... I'll look at it from the beginning with you. ”
Zhu Bajie's sweat was dripping, to watch or not to watch? This is a question! If you don't look at it. The thoughts are still inaccessible, and if you read them, the thoughts may be even more inaccessible, what should I do?
She thought about it and finally made up her mind: "Okay, I'll see!" After all, it is the work of the thirty-second father-in-law. Maybe it's not that disgusting? If you can overcome it, your thoughts will be clear, and when you regain your strength, you will be able to put the female monster in the form of eighteen.
King Nanshan is also very happy, and finally finds someone to read the novel with him. There is an old saying that everyone must be happier than alone, and good things are only fun to share with others. She opened the first chapter of the novel, and then read it happily with Sister Zhu......
After a while, the two saw the key point, this is the original work of "Dream of Red Mansions", Jia Baoyu and Hua Raider first tried Yunyu, the original book is written in the clouds, mountains and fog, I can't understand it at all, but the style of the thirty-two father-in-law's riot never avoids the description of that aspect, only to listen to the king of Nanshan read: "Baoyu stretched out his hand and pulled the attacker into the bed...... The two handsome and handsome men stared into each other's eyes, and from each other's eyes, they saw infinite affection......"
"I love you!"
"I love you too!"
"I'm willing to give it to you for the first time!"
"I'm willing to give it to you for the first time!"
The two handsome guys finally couldn't stop the passion explosion in their hearts, poured all their feelings into each other, and kissed each other with four fiery lips...... Both hands caressed each other's smooth chests, sliding all the way down their chests and into each other's trousers......
"Flutter!" Zhu Bajie spurted out a mouthful of blood, no, the thoughts are completely incomprehensible, and the internal injuries are even more serious, who the hell likes to watch this kind of disgusting thing.
The king of Nanshan watched it with relish: "It's great, every time I see Baoyu and the attacker, I am so excited, ah, ah, the love between handsome guys and handsome guys is really touching." ”
Rotten girls are so scary...... Zhu Bajie felt a sense of collapse in her heart, originally it seemed that the king of Nanshan was a very beautiful and heroic good girl, especially the waist, tsk, it was really too streamlined, but why is such a good woman a rotten girl?
Zhu Bajie's heart is an authentic middle-aged uncle's heart, in fact, middle-aged uncles don't mind lilies, and even, some men especially like lilies, however, no matter how perverted middle-aged uncles are, they can't accept rotten girls.
If you want to pick out the "No. 1 type of woman that men don't like the most" among all the types of women, it is undoubtedly the rotten woman.
The King of Nanshan didn't know that Sister Zhu was frantically complaining about her, so she asked with a smile, "How is it?
Eighth Sister Zhu said with an embarrassed face: "Uh, it's really ...... It's a bit hard to understand the aesthetics. ”
"It's okay if you can't understand it, read it 100 times and you'll definitely understand. "Nanshan King Road.
"Look at it 100 times, don't, ahh "Sister Zhu just wants to run for her life now.
The king of Nanshan grabbed her back as soon as he stretched out his hand, who called Zhu Bajie is now soreness and weakness...... King Nanshan put her on the screen of his mobile phone and said, "Okay, don't make trouble." Watch it carefully, watch it a few more times, and you will definitely like it. ”
"Don't, ahhhh......hhhhhh
It was slowly getting light, and Townsend got up early, having slept in his little tent the previous night, though the Queen had invited him several times. He was invited to "sleep with" in her tent, but Townsend ruthlessly refused.
After Tang Sen finished washing, he stood in the middle of the camp and looked up at the Hidden Fog Mountain next to him: "Eighth Sister Zhu has been going up the mountain all night, and I don't know if she has cleaned up the female monsters, why hasn't the news come back?"
As soon as he thought of this, Tang Sen's mobile phone rang, and when he picked it up, it was actually a call from Zhu Bajie.
"Hey. How's the situation going?"
"Save ...... Help......" There was a scream from Zhu Bajie on the other side of the phone.
Tang Sen was taken aback: "What's the matter? You can't beat that monster, have you been cleaned up?"
"No......" Zhu Bajie said with a crying voice: "I didn't fight with her before I was completely defeated, she took out a new book of thirty-two fathers-in-law "Tanmei Dream of Red Mansions" to show me, which is full of men and men to make a foundation, and directly defeated me...... All night yesterday, she forced me to read that novel, and I'm on the verge of throwing up blood now......"
Townwend: "......"
Zhu Bajie said: "I took advantage of the little time she went to the toilet to call you...... You quickly find a way to save me...... If I don't do it, I'm going to die if I keep watching...... Help me...... "The beep ......" phone turned into a blind tone. It seems that the female monster has returned from going to the toilet.
Townwend: "......"
Tang Sen looked at Hidden Misty Mountain. It's just that, it seems that I have to go up the mountain to think about saving Zhu Bajie. Originally, I wanted this guy to divert his attention and cheer up from the sadness of the end of "Proud Invincible Record", but now it seems that it has the opposite effect. What is "Dream of Red Mansions"?
Tang Sen opened the Qidian Novel Network, searched for "Dream of Red Mansions", and after only reading a few chapters, he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, damn it. There is such a heartbreaking novel in the world, not to mention Sister Zhu, even after reading it, she almost vomited blood and fell to the ground. Is this kind of thing for people to see?
The female monster on the Hidden Fog Mountain actually forced people to look at this kind of thing, it was too ferocious, this was definitely the most frustrating and inhuman monster I had ever encountered since my westward journey, and after catching her, she had to correct her perverted preferences.
Tang Sen walked to the big tent where the girls were resting, and said loudly inside, "Hey, are the girls awake?"
"Wake up!" came the gentle voice of Antarctic Zhenjun from inside: "Is there something wrong?"
"Oh, I'm just telling you, I'm going up to Hidden Fog Mountain to save Eighth Sister Zhu, and by the way, clean up the monsters above, I don't want ordinary people like Wang Shizi and the Queen to know that this matter is caused by monsters, and I want to try to clean up the matter before they know the truth. ”
Antarctic Zhenjun hurriedly got out of the tent and said, "Oh, then I'll go with you." ”
Tang Sen shook his head and said, "That's not necessary, you just stay at the bottom of the mountain to protect the prince and the queen, don't let them be killed by monsters." ”
Antarctic Zhenjun sweated, and thought: I was ordered by the Jade Emperor to be your maid, of course I want to protect you, why do you go to fight monsters and hand over a group of irrelevant people to me to protect? But...... The maid should listen to her master, alas, she had to listen to him.
Antarctic Zhenjun had no choice but to answer obediently: "Obey." ”
Tang Sen raised the returning sword, jumped on the flying sword lightly, and the person followed the sword, instantly turned into a cold light, and flew to the top of the Hidden Misty Mountain...... (To be continued.) )
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