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Tang Sen's head suddenly became two big, at this time, even fools understand what happened last night, it seems that there was a group of tree spirit girls sleeping here last night, but Tang Sen and his party came, climbed directly on the people and fell asleep, when they woke up in the morning, the tree spirit girls returned to human form, and the result became like this.

Tang Sen couldn't help but sweat and said: "Anyway, last night's incident was an accident, well, an accident, how would we know that several trees here are all monsters, and they are female monsters, this, cough cough ......"

The Xingxian girl cried sadly: "Nonsense, what kind of accident? There are a few trees standing in the thorn bushes, don't you think it's strange? Normal people wouldn't climb such a weird tree to sleep, right? You obviously did it on purpose." ”

Tang Sen sweated again, anyway, last night I really thought it was a little strange that there were a few trees of different varieties standing here, but I didn't think about it deeply, who the hell wanted to know how many girls this was?

At this time, the girl in black had already walked over menacingly, and snorted coldly: "You, it's your little white face, I'm talking to you, I'm the pine tree monster, and the eldest sister of all the tree demons here, you slept with our apricot tree sister last night, what's the end of this matter?" ”

A woman dressed in white also came over and snorted, "I'm a cypress monster!"

The little Lori in the arms of the little white dragon smiled and said, "I'm Dangui." ”

Another little Lori jumped out next to her: "I'm Lamei." ”

Then several more women jumped out: "I am the cypress, I am the bamboo, I am the danfeng ......"

A group of women surrounded Tang Sen in the center and said menacingly: "You man is really too disagreeable, knowing that Sister Xingshu is most afraid of people and men, so you just go to sleep with her? ”

Tang Sen was speechless: The ghost knows that the apricot tree loves to cry and is afraid of life? I just found a random tree to sleep on. Can you blame me for meowing?

"Everyone, please listen to my explanation!" Tang Sen raised his hands and made a gesture of surrender: "First of all, I want to express my sincere apologies to the Apricot Tree Girl, and secondly, we passed by here last night and didn't want to sleep in the thorn bushes. Seeing that there are a few big trees here, we came over, and I'm really sorry for you to sleep on you, but I really didn't mean to be rude to the apricot tree girl, and I ask for your forgiveness. ”

When the apricot tree girl heard this, she lowered her head and just cried, seemingly not accepting Townsend's apology at all.

The pine girl crossed her waist and said, "Hey, man, I ask you something." You have figured it out and answered me...... One day, a man traveled past a peasant house, and he went into the peasant house without permission, and saw a little girl sleeping on the farmer's bed, and the man went to bed, and lay on the girl's body, and slept all night with the girl in his arms.

Tang Sen Khan said: "Of course he is guilty. This kind of person is so mad that he should be dragged out and shot for ten minutes. ”

The pine girl clapped her hands and said, "That's right." You did exactly the same thing last night as that man!"

Tang Sen Khan said: "This ...... Where's the same?"

"What's the difference?" the pine girl snorted, "Thorn Ridge is our home, it is equivalent to that farmhouse, you are a traveler, you walk into Thorn Ridge, you are walking into our home." And then. A group of us women are sleeping here, and you came over and climbed on top of Sister Xingshu and slept with her in your arms.

Tang Sen wiped the sweat from his forehead: "No, no." You're not wrong at all, as if that's what happened. ”

The pine girl snorted: "It's good to admit it, you are so mad, you should be dragged out and shot for ten minutes." ”

This Nima, this world is simply unreasonable, Tang Sen really wants to look up to the sky and shout "I am wronged".

"Okay, little white face, now that you've confessed your guilt, it's time to deal with the problem. The pine girl snorted: "You said it yourself, how can you compensate my sister Xingshu?"

Townsend couldn't help but laugh: "I apologized." ”

"What are you going to do in the future if you apologize?" "Pine Tree Sister said: "First accompany one or two million taels of gold, and give Sister Xingshu a crush as a fee for the loss of her youth." ”

Nima, playing fairy jumping? Tang Sen secretly felt unhappy in his heart, could it be that these tree spirits were deliberately standing here to cheat travelers out of money?

He was about to turn his face, when he suddenly heard the Apricot Tree girl say in a low voice: "Sister Pine Tree, we are not bad guys, why are ......we asking for money? I don't want money, I don't want money, woo...... Don't want money...... Woohoo......"

The pine girl hurriedly coaxed her: "Sister Xingshu, don't cry, my sister was wrong just now, yes, yes, we are not bad girls, so we don't want money." She brushed the ground and turned her head to look at Tang Sen, and said angrily: "Look, it's all your bad man's fault, now Sister Xingshu is crying so sadly, you should hurry up and find a way." ”

Townsend has one head and two big heads, how can there be any way?

At this time, the two Sun Wukong rubbed their eyes and walked over, last night she slept in the thorn bush in the distance, and now she woke up, walked closer, asked Zhu Bajie a few words in a low voice, and figured out what happened, she couldn't help laughing: "My grandson didn't come with me last night, otherwise with my grandson's fiery eyes, I would definitely be able to see that these big trees are female monsters, and now I have fun." ”

She sat down next to her and looked lively.

Tang Sen Khan said: "Wukong, are you still watching the excitement, quickly find a way to help me solve it." ”

Sun Wukong snorted: "Handle your own affairs, my grandson didn't sleep with other people's tree spirit girls, and besides, my old grandson is a woman, even if he sleeps with a woman, it's not a big problem, you see, isn't the pine and cypress tree also slept with Liu Mo and Zhu Bajie? But people don't mind at all, only the apricot tree you slept with is crying, hahaha, I laughed to death." ”

Tang Sen was furious: "This is not fair, Liu Mo is like a man, Zhu Bajie is the soul of a middle-aged uncle, why are they sleeping with a sister but there is no problem, but I, the man with the purest heart, have a problem sleeping? ”

The Pine Girl, the Cypress Girl, the Danfeng Girl, the Bamboo Girl and other women got together, exchanged heads, and seemed to discuss something, and after a while, the Pine Girl walked in front of Tang Sen again, this time her expression was not so fierce. She snorted: "You, it's you, don't look around, what's your name?"

Tang Sen said honestly: "The surname is Tang, and the name is Sen." ”

"Well, there is a forest character in the name, which is three woods, which is very consistent with our attributes. The pine girl pondered for a while, and then asked, "How many people are in your family?"

Tang Sen spread his hands and said: "Only my mother and I are dependent on each other in the family, and we have not yet married." ”

"What do you do, how much do you earn a year, do you have a house and a car?"

"Ahem, I'm still a sophomore at Imperial Capital University, and I don't have a job for the time being, so I don't have an income, I don't have a house, and I don't have a car. ”

"This ...... That's a bit of a bad thing, isn't it? The pine girl frowned: "The conditions are a bit poor." ”

The Danfeng girl next to her stretched out her head and said: "Eldest sister, I don't think this is a problem, our Xingshu sister is not a gold worshipper, she won't mind whether a man's money is too much, she is distracted!"

"Oh, too. The pine girl slapped her palm and said: "Tang Sen, although you don't have a house or a car now, but our Xingshu sister is not a gold worshipper, so it's not a big problem, but I, as her sister, can't let her follow a poor bastard inexplicably, tell me, what are your plans for the future, what is your life plan for ten or twenty years, and what kind of life do you plan to live in the future?"

"Wait!Wait!" Townsend said sweating profuse......ly, "What are you asking for?" Isn't it to ......?"

"You're not stupid. The pine girl snorted coldly, "Since you have slept with her, take responsibility and take her as a wife." ”

Townwend: "......"

Hey, is there any mistake about it? Is this the plot of an old-fashioned martial arts novel?

Tang Sen said to the apricot tree girl who was squatting on the ground and sobbing: "Hey, apricot girl, don't cry, your sister is arranging for you without permission, so you won't express a little opinion?"

The apricot tree girl raised her head, revealing a pretty face with pear blossoms and rain, really beautiful, she looked at Tang Sen seriously, suddenly lowered her head again, and cried: "Although we are only meeting for the first time, although I don't like you at all, although I don't even know whether your character is good or bad...... But...... Men and women are not close, since you have slept with me all night, with the fact of husband and wife, I have no choice, except to marry you, there is only one way to go. ”

What kind of way of thinking are you? Tang Sen still thinks that he has traveled back to ancient times, is there still a woman who thinks like this in modern society? This Nima is completely abnormal.

Tang Sen couldn't help wiping two handfuls of sweat: "Hey, I said, your idea is too abnormal, how can you hug someone and get married?" In other words, as a big tree, you should have lived for hundreds of years before you became a sperm, and in the past few hundred years, if a man hugged your trunk, wouldn't you have to marry him? Then how many times you marry is not enough. ”

The apricot tree girl cried out: "How can you talk like that? You can't doubt my innocence! Since I was a seed, there have been no pedestrians on Thorn Ridge for hundreds of years, and you are the only person who has passed through Thorn Ridge in these hundreds of years, how can I be hugged by other men......? You actually said that about me, I was killed. ”

Other girls couldn't help but be angry: "Wow, surnamed Tang, you talk too much, you slept with our sister Apricot and slandered her for having an affair with another man, you are too exaggerated, right? (To be continued.) )

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