The third eighty-three cute, to our dying youth
Update at 8 p.m.
Tang Sen Khan: "No one has lived this Thorn Ridge for hundreds of years?"
"Thorns climb eight hundred miles, there are roads and few people in ancient times!" said the pine girl: "It's too normal that no one has passed for hundreds of years, what's there to doubt? You obviously just want to eat and wipe clean and don't admit it, so you deliberately slandered Sister Xingshu for being hugged by other men." ”
Tang Sen Khan said: "Then in the past few hundred years, have you ever been out?"
"Of course not!" said the pine girl, "we are trees, and we like to be rooted in one place, who likes to run around with nothing?" do you think we are cats?"
Tang Sen finally understood now, rub, this group of tree spirit girls has not communicated with people for hundreds of years, I don't know that the outside world is a new era, don't say that it is no problem between men and women, even if they have slept and have children, there are many people who are not married, but these tree spirit girls don't know that they are still stuck in the ancient women's ideological mode of three obedience and four virtues, and they have to marry the classical style when they are touched by men......
Tang Sen had no choice but to say: "Girls, please listen to me, you haven't been out for hundreds of years, and you don't know the rules outside, and now the outside world is no longer popular with men and women, it's really ......."
"You're shirking responsibility. The pine girl crossed her waist and said, "Don't talk nonsense here." ”
"Really!" Tang Sen sweated profusely and dragged Liu Mo over: "Miss Liu, please help me prove it." ”
Liu Mo said: "Well, don't listen to him, the outside world now has to marry if you hug him, so what do you say...... Who was I sleeping with last night? It seems to be a cypress girl...... Tsk, Cypress girl, you're my favorite type, the two of us slept last night, and we didn't kiss each other. So I'll be responsible for you, marry me. ”
The cypress girl was so frightened that she took three steps back: "You're a woman, right?
Liu Mo smiled heroically: "But I have a man's heart...... cough...... "She suddenly remembered, it's not good, I can't show my man's side in front of Tang Sen, I will be recognized by him, then my plan to seduce him and get rid of him will not be realized."
Liu Mo hurriedly braked. Changing his tone, he said, "Ahem, I was joking just now." ”
Tang Sen Khan: I'll rub it, what is Liu Mo doing with this guy?
No, I can't find this guy to help me, Tang Sen hurriedly pulled out Eighth Sister Zhu, but I didn't expect Eighth Sister Zhu's eyes to shine with lust, staring at the pine girl and smiling: "Pine Girl, the two of us slept last night, your hot body really fascinated me." It's a pity that I didn't feel the feeling of a heartbeat when you were a tree, so let's sleep again tonight. ”
Obviously, she is also a woman, but her evil eyes made the pine girl feel that it was a middle-aged uncle staring at her, she was frightened, and kicked Zhu Bajie in the face: "Perverted girl, die!"
"Look, none of you guys are normal. None of them are good. The pine girl pointed at Tang Sen and scolded angrily: "It's not all good!"
Tang Sen felt that he was a good person, but when he arrived at this Thorn Ridge. has been scolded as a bad guy, crazy, not a good thing or something, and I am really wronged in my heart.
At this time, the apricot girl reached out and grabbed the pine girl and cried, "Sister." Since Tang Gongzi refuses to ask me, then forget it and let him go...... I have lost my innocence, and I will never marry another man, so I will live with my sisters forever. I don't go anywhere, I often accompany the ancient Buddha of the green light, and I have survived this life. ”
The pine girl cried, "My poor sister. ”
Cypress, cypress, red maple, bamboo and other girls cried together: "Sister Apricot Tree is really miserable." ”
I didn't do anything bad, but why did I feel as uncomfortable as if I had done something bad?
"Hey, they're willing to let you go. Sun Wukong said: "We should continue to travel west, right?"
"This ......" Tang Sen said with a bitter face: "Forget it, let's suspend the trip today, let's stay on this ridge and have a good chat with the tree spirit girls, talk, and explain the apricot tree girl." ”
The pine tree girl gave him a blank look: "Don't want you to pretend to be a pretentious gesture, you hurt the apricot sister, and now what kind of good person are you pretending to be?"
Townsend shrugged his shoulders.
"By the way, it's not comfortable to stay in this thorny place all the time, is there anything you can do in this thorny ridge?" Sun Wukong asked.
"There's a mountain lake on the ridge, so it's a good place to go. The pine girl said, "We have to fetch water there every day to play, don't come with us." ”
It's strange if they don't follow, the Dryad girls are walking in front, and Tang Sen is following behind with his own team.
The tree spirit girls looked at Tang Sen and his party angrily, but they were only friendly to the little white dragon, Dangui and Lamei, the two little Lori, also became friends with the little white dragon, and the three women talked and laughed together, very harmonious. It turns out that the little white dragon's speech and demeanor and facial expressions have a heavy ancient style, which is similar to the style of the tree spirit girls.
At the highest point of Thorn Ridge, there is indeed a small lake here, the water is blue and blue, as if a huge gem is inlaid on the top of the mountain, and there are some big trees growing on the edge of the lake, lush and green, forming a forest.
When the tree girls reached the lake, they stopped, touched the old trees by the lake with their hands, and whispered something in their mouths.
After a while, a few big trees turned into a few little Lori, and they ran over in a hurry: "Sister Pine, Sister Cypress, Sister Juniper, you are here." ”
Tang Sen Khan: "Hey, it's obviously a few old trees, how can it become a human form but it's Lori?"
The pine girl glanced at Tang Sen and snorted: "A big tree needs to be cultivated for five hundred years to become a refinement, and a five-hundred-year-old tree looks like an old tree to humans, but in the world of tree spirits, it is like a newborn baby...... So, the old tree you see is Lori in our dryad world. ”
"I see!" Tang Sen wiped his sweat: "Well, you are so reasonable, I am speechless." ”
The Lori Tree Spirits looked at Tang Sen and his entourage, and asked a little curiously, "Sister Songshu, there are a few outsiders here." ”
The pine girl pointed at Tang Sen and said: "Well, you have to be careful of this man, he turns into a pervert at night, and grabs women to sleep casually, last night your sister Xingshu was murdered and slept with him...... Now she's still in tears. ”
The Lori's were taken aback, and they scattered with a bang, running away.
Townsend Khan: "Hey, what did I say you are introducing here?"
"Am I wrong?" snorted the Pine Girl, "You are such a person, I must stay away from you tonight, lest you spoil Sister Apricot Tree, and come to get involved with us." The old lady will tell you first, I am not as easy to bully as Sister Xingshu, if you dare to insult me, I will cut you off, and then use a knife to force you to marry me......"
"I won't be disrespectful to you! Besides, if you cut that and marry you, won't you marry a eunuch? Is this really reliable?" Tang Sen Khan: "Tonight I will find a big tree that has not yet reached the essence to sleep underneath, no problem, right?"
Before the end of Tang Sen's words, he saw that all the trees on the edge of the lake turned into Lori at the same time, and screamed: "It's terrible, the pervert made a declaration that he will sleep with us tonight, everyone run away." The Lori's legs spread out, and they all ran away, and the entire forest disappeared without a trace.
"I'm rubbing, the trees here are full of tree spirits?"
"Of course, there are no ordinary trees here. The pine girl snorted: "There were no trees on the edge of this lake, only thorns, and since hundreds of years ago, the big trees outside the Thorn Ridge have turned into human forms in order to avoid human felling, burrowed into the depths of the Thorn Ridge, and slowly formed this forest...... Most of the time we gather around this lake to rest. Occasionally, I will go out for a walk and play, but I didn't expect that yesterday we went out for a walk, and at night it turned back into a big tree and stood to sleep, so you took this opportunity to sleep with Sister Apricot Tree, you are really too frustrated. ”
"Hey, can you stop talking about what you can't sleep on? I really don't have that idea. "Townsend was helpless.
The pine girl said: "Have you ever heard of a saying? Filial piety comes first, no matter what the heart does, and there is no filial piety in the experts." ”
Tang Sen nodded and said, "I've heard that this sentence means that as long as you have filial piety, you will be considered a filial son." You can't talk about behavior, otherwise there will be no filial piety in a poor family. ”
The pine girl nodded and said: "That's right, there is another sentence after this sentence that says: All evil and fornication are the first, regardless of the heart, and there are no good people in the world." ”
When Tang Sen heard this, he immediately sweated profusely.
The pine girl said, "Whether you have the intention of disrespecting the apricot tree sister or not, in short, you have done that...... So you're a big badass. Don't defend anymore, your defense is so weak. ”
Townwend: "......"
The two were talking, suddenly, someone next to them handed over a glass of water, the cup is blue and white porcelain, very classical and beautiful, it seems to be an old antique hundreds of years ago, it should be full of value, Tang Sen thought to himself: This antique cup is a bit of a waste to drink water.
Looking in the direction where the cup was handed over, it turned out to be the apricot tree girl, there were tears in the corners of her eyes, her face was pale, and she held the cup with both hands and said, "Tang ...... Tang Dynasty...... Tang Gongzi, please drink water......"
Tang Sen smiled: "Apricot Tree Girl, I didn't expect you to be willing to hand me water, could it be that you have already figured it out?"
The apricot tree girl nodded pitifully and said, "I figured it out, although we haven't seen each other before, I don't like you either, and you plan to abandon me, and so on, all of these things show that you are a bad guy, but...... After all, we have had a skin-to-skin relationship, the so-called one night husband and wife for a hundred days, a brush in this life, and five hundred times in the previous life...... Alas, I resigned myself to my fate and don't hate you anymore...... Just as last night's incident is an elegy for my youth, bring you tea and water, to our dying youth......"
Townsen: "......" (To be continued.) )