Chapter 50: Uninvited

Li Yanzi's words made Chen Xian suddenly, "You think too much!

"Nonsense! It's all swollen like this! Still don't admit it?"

While speaking, Li Yanzi took out a palm-sized jade box from the ring. "Take off your pants quickly! I'll give you medicine, this is a hundred flowers jade ointment! No matter how serious the trauma is, it will heal quickly!"

"It's really fine!"

Chen Xian couldn't help but tighten his legs. looked at Li Yanzi, an unreliable little girl with some fear.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's going to swell like this?" Li Yanzi stared at Chen Xian's crotch with wide eyes and angrily.

In her opinion, Chen Xian is simply a shy doctor.

This made Li Yanzi more and more angry the more she thought about it!

"It's really fine! It's a natural phenomenon! It'll be fine in a while!" Chen Xian grimaced, a little unsure of how to explain it!

"I don't believe it!

"What?" Chen Xian was taken aback and almost jumped up, "No! No! ”

Not to mention whether it is really swollen here! Even if it is really swollen, it is impossible to show it to you casually! If that is the case, what will it be?

"What's wrong with it? It's all swollen like this, are you still afraid that I won't laugh at you? Don't worry! I won't laugh at you, isn't it swollen there? Use my Baihua jade liquid ointment, I guarantee that it won't take a moment or three, and it will be fine!"

Li Yanzi raised her head and waved her hand magnificently, while reassuring Chen Xian, she admired her Hundred Flowers Jade Liquid Cream.

"......" Chen Xian really didn't know what to say! After thinking for a long time, he said, "In this case, you want to give me a chance to hurt here!" As he spoke, Chen Xian pointed to the bag on his head and said a little depressed.

After living for so many years, he has never been like this time, and it will hardly be long before a dozen or so green and swollen bags bulge out on his head.

It's really a shame that he is a cultivator, even an immortal. Otherwise, it would have been a concussion long ago!

"Try it!"

Li Yanzi also felt that Chen Xian's proposal was better, so she didn't want to think about it, so she nodded and agreed!

"Huh......" This made Chen Xian breathe a big sigh of relief.

Finally, I don't have to worry about things on my crotch for a while. Next, as long as you find a topic to divert the attention of this girl. In this way, the matter is over.

Thinking of this, Chen Xian squatted down directly and asked Li Yanzi to apply ointment to herself. After all, this girl is petite, even if Chen Xian bends down, it is not very convenient for her to take the medicine. This is the only way to do it.

Li Yanzi has a bad temper, is quite unreasonable, and is also clumsy, except for showing superhuman production talent in eating, it can be said that she is useless. The technique of giving people medicine is even less satisfactory!

There were only seven or eight bags on Chen Xian's head, but this girl was stunned and poured a large lump of Baihua jade liquid paste on him, and then there was a mess of rubbing.

"Shhh...... Girl, can you tap it?"

"Bear with me, and you'll be fine right away. After speaking, Li Yanzi slapped Chen Xian's head with her hand, "Okay!

After speaking, a water mirror technique was instantly constructed in front of Chen Xian's body.

"I'm going! How can this be?" Although his head was still the same as before, there was a large lump of white jade plaster on the top of his head, like bubbles of unrinsed shampoo.

"How's it going, big bad? I'm very skilled, right?"

“...... It's —— very-powerful-harmful," Chen Xian gritted his teeth and said.

"Hmph...... Hmph......"

Li Yanzi raised her head arrogantly, looking invincible, "It's good to know! Every moment in the future, you must remember the good of this palace, you know? Otherwise, it will be a great rebellion, deceiving the teacher and destroying the ancestors, and bullying the king." ”

"......" Chen Xian rolled his eyes, he really didn't know what this girl thought.

But then, he saw something that made him speechless even more.

I saw that Li Yanzi summoned a ball of clear water, washed the remaining Baihua Jade Liquid Paste on her hand, and actually picked up the remaining Baihua Jade Liquid Paste in the jade box with her fingers and ate it.

"Can you still eat this thing?" Chen Xian almost dropped his jaw.

"Yes, it's sweet, it's delicious. Li Yanzi tilted her head, a smile on the corner of her mouth, and her long, thick hair swayed with her movements, like water waves.

Judging from her appearance and temperament, she can't tell that she is a woman of more than 2,000 years old, but has a kind of playfulness and cuteness unique to little girls.

"Isn't this a hundred flowers jade liquid ointment?

"This Baihua jade liquid paste can be applied externally and internally, applied externally to treat external injuries, and internally to treat internal injuries. The main treatment is traumatic, so the effect of treating internal injuries is not very good!"

"You're not hurt, what are you eating?" Chen Xian glared and looked at Li Yanzi angrily.

This girl is really nonsense, can the medicine be taken indiscriminately? What if there is nothing wrong with it but something goes wrong with it?

"Baihua jade liquid ointment, can be taken internally and externally. Among them, there are one hundred and eight kinds of medicinal herbs and flowers, and there are ingredients of the underground cold spring, Tianyi Divine Water, and Sanguang Divine Water. Cure the sick and strengthen the body without the disease. ”

"But you can't eat like this!" Chen Xian was a little speechless.

"What's not to like? I eat this stuff as a snack, I've been eating it for more than 700 years!"

Li Yanzi didn't care at all, but instead gulped down the Baihua jade liquid paste in the jade box. It's like eating cream, and there's a lot of paste on my little mouth.

"You're using this as a snack?"

"Yes! The Hundred Flowers Jade Liquid Paste is sweet and sweet! It's delicious! Do you want to eat a little? You will definitely love it!" As she spoke, Li Yanzi generously dug out some Hundred Flowers Jade Liquid Paste from the jade box with her fingers and handed it to Chen Xian's mouth.

"Forget it, I don't want to eat this!

Li Yanzi pouted, and said angrily, "Hmph, you wood, you don't eat such a delicious thing! If you don't eat it, I'll eat it!"

"Eat you! No one fights with you!"

Looking at Li Yanzi's appearance, she couldn't laugh or cry.

"Jingle Bell ......"

"Huh, it smells so good!" At that moment, a girl in a golden cloak walked slowly from the front yard.

The girl held a huge scepter more than half as tall as her, and her steps were slow, but there was a peculiar rhythm.

"Is it her?" The girl who suddenly appeared made Chen Xian feel slightly surprised in his heart.

Her outfit had changed a bit, though. But the huge moon scepter in her hand made Chen Xian remember it vividly. After all, the scepter is so special, there is not only a silver moon on the top, but also a string of golden wind chimes!

"It smells so good!"

The girl walked over quietly, and then stopped in front of the big ding, twitched her little nose a few times, and looked happy.

Then, like that, the girl put her scepter on the ground and took out a pair of chopsticks from the rattan-like bracelet. I ate it directly.

“......”

Chen Xian and Li Yanzi couldn't help but look at each other when they saw this situation.

"Hey, you thief who steals food! This is mine!" Putting away the Baihua jade liquid paste in her hand, Li Yanzi sucked the cream off her fingers, and then pointed at the girl and shouted.