It's just that Chen Xian can't accept it anymore is that when he boils food, he actually cooks a person!

It's incredible. I've only heard of ingredients being alive when they're thrown in, but I've never heard of dead ingredients being thrown into a pot and boiling for a while to cook a person.

From this point of view, there should be no shortage of girls for men in the fairy world.

After all, you can cook it alone, if there is still a shortage of girls, it is really unreasonable.

"Big bad, what are you thinking?" Li Yanzi looked at Chen Xian with a pensive look and couldn't help but ask curiously.

"I'm wondering, if those men are lonely and sleepless, will they also cook a woman out to satisfy their hunger?"

Chen Xian rubbed his chin, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that it was possible,

But......

"Knock ......" Li Yanzi raised the spoon in her hand and knocked it on Chen Xian's head.

"What are you doing?"

Chen Xian looked at Li Yanzi a little angrily, looking vicious! This girl's temper is really weird!

"Big villain, are you murdering me?" Li Yanzi took the spoon in her hand and stared at Chen Xian, her beautiful eyes blinked, and then she began to blush slightly. "Big villain, how dare you murder me......? I'm going to ignore you anymore!"

As she spoke, Li Yanzi sat on the ground sullenly angry, and she didn't even stir the soup pot.

"What a little girl!"

Facing Li Yanzi, who lost her temper, Zhang Ye couldn't help but shake his head in his heart.

"Alright! I apologize!"

"No, I don't accept an apology, unless you give me a horse to ride. ”

"You're dreaming!" Chen Xian glared at her angrily.

Just kidding! I'll be a dignified sword fairy and ride a horse for you, so won't you lose face?

"Then I won't give you dog meat!"

"If you don't eat, you won't eat!

"You...... You don't want to eat ......it? I'll kill you......" For some reason, Li Yanzi suddenly became angry again at this time. Unexpectedly, he held a spoon to bypass Da Ding, and pounced directly on Chen Xian's body, waving the spoon and constantly beating him on the head.

"Shhh...... What are you doing, stinky girl? Come down! hiss...... Hurt...... I'm going to fight back if I hit me again!"

Chen Xian kept pushing Li Yanzi. But although this little girl looks small, she is not only stronger than him, but also stronger than him. No matter how Chen Xian refused, he couldn't take her off himself.

The two scuffled together, rolling everywhere on the ground, although Chen Xian couldn't beat Li Yanzi, he could restrain her hands and feet as much as possible.

After a few minutes, Li Yanzi, who was dancing with teeth and claws, finally stopped. But the price Chen Xian paid was that a few blue and swollen bags appeared on his head again.

"Big ...... Big Bad! You ...... What are you going to do?" Li Yanzi's hands were held by Chen Xian, and her small body was pressed to the ground by him. This made Li Yanzi's face turn red.

"What do you want?"

Chen Xian pressed his nose against Li Yanzi's nose, staring at her big beautiful eyes.

"Big bad, your mouth stinks!" Li Yanzi said with some unhappiness.

"Stinky?"

Chen Xian was stunned, and then angry.

How can you have bad breath?

"It's stinky! It stinks to me! Take your mouth away!" Li Yanzi blushed and turned her face to the side.

"It's better for you to stink to death, so as not to keep making trouble with me!"

"Aren't you happy? You should be honored to let the princess of the Tang Kingdom, the granddaughter of the Dragon King of the East China Sea, trouble you. ”

"Really, why didn't I see it?"

Chen Xian looked at Li Yanzi's beautiful face. I couldn't help but feel an irrepressible urge in my heart. Especially the two delicate and soft touches on his chest, which made his soul fly. What's even more fatal is that he faintly felt that among the two soft masses, there seemed to be two hard and hard dots.

"It's really life-threatening, how did this little girl develop so well?" Chen Xian secretly exclaimed in his heart.

"Big bad, your sword is on me?"

Li Yanzi's face turned a little red because Chen Xian's sword hilt was against her big legs. It was hot, hot, and it made her a little upset, and her heart was pounding as if she had a little rabbit hidden.

At the same time, Li Yanzi was also very strange in her heart.

What kind of sword is this big villain using? It's so hot? Is it made of red sun iron?

"Nonsense! My sword is in my body. How can you take it out until it's time for a fight?"

"You lie!" Li Yanzi suddenly turned her head and looked at Chen Xian again. "You bad guy, are you trying to assassinate me with your sword?"

"Who's going to assassinate you? Besides, after we've planted and Dilian, will it do you any good for me to assassinate you?"

Chen Xian was confused by this girl!

"Oh, that's right!"

Speaking of this, Li Yanzi looked unconvinced again, staring at her beautiful big eyes, "That...... Then why are you putting the hilt of your sword against my leg? Get out of the way, it's hot! Is it made of Chiyang iron?"

"Chiyang Tie, against your legs?"

Chen Xian was stunned, then reacted suddenly, and got up from Li Yanzi's body.

At the same time, Chen Xian also smiled slightly bitterly in his heart.

This girl doesn't understand anything. That natural reaction would have been to think that the hilt of the sword was against her.

Looking at her like this, Chen Xian even had reason to believe it. This girl, I'm afraid it's still now, and I don't know what it means between fiancés.

I'm afraid that in her heart, finding a fiancé is just finding a playmate for herself. Or to use a more figurative analogy, the girl is likely to think that finding a fiancé is just a toy for her.

At this time, Li Yanzi got up from the ground, straightened her clothes, and asked Chen Xian, "Big villain, what does your sword look like?"

"This ...... Can't show you!"

"Stingy ghost!" After Li Yanzi heard Chen Xian's words, she was immediately unhappy!

She thought that Chen Xian was simply too stingy! She refused to even show herself the sword. It's simply the most angry and gasiest big bad guy in the world.

For this little girl who doesn't understand anything, Zhang Ye can only smile bitterly. "This is not allowed to be seen by others under normal circumstances!"

"So what is a special case?"

"This ......"

Chen Xian didn't know how to answer Li Yanzi's words.

"Big villain, are you hiding something from me?" Li Yanzi immediately became suspicious when she saw him like this. Then he circled around Chen Xian twice, looking up and down.

"No, what am I hiding from you? Besides, I don't dare!"

Chen Xian spread out his hand and said that he really did not deceive.

"I don't believe it!" Li Yanzi shook her head, and then looked at Chen Xian again.

Finally, her gaze fell on Chen Xian's crotch. When he saw the bulging lump, he was taken aback, and he couldn't help but exclaim.

"Huh, big bad, you're swollen here!"

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PS: Give the ticket quickly, give the ticket and send a girl to the ticket.