Chapter 6: The Ascension Process Is Too Rough

Entering Gate 1, there is a straight passage. At www.biquge.info other three or five meters, there is a bead as large as a goose egg embedded in the dome, which emits a soft light.

"Wow, it's the pearl of the night! His grandmother's, this is too extravagant. Nan Tianba blurted out.

"It's a cave. Tang Linkun touched the wall of the passage, "Look, it's damp. And it's noticeably much warmer than the hall. ”

"Don Jr., I now kind of regret filling in the 36-year-old. Nan Tianba's words were full of remorse.

"Didn't you have a spring breeze and a horse's hoof disease that year?" Tang Linkun said with a smile.

"Alas, I didn't think about it enough, I only remembered now, when I was 36 years old, I had a serious illness that almost killed me, and I was worried that when I went back to the past, what would happen if I got sick again?"

"We have all become immortals, are we still afraid of illness?" Tang Linkun comforted.

"Xiao Tang, you are a good person, a good person worthy of deep friendship, I am really lucky to have the first friend I made in the fairy world...... Thank you...... Thank you!" Nan Tianba choked up.

Tang Linkun was obviously infected by Nan Tianba's emotions, "Old Nan, who is also an immortal at the end of the world, why be so polite, if you really get sick, isn't there still me?"

The two stood still, their hands clasped tightly together......

"Is there anyone in the back? It's going to close. "There was an amazing piercing voice at the end of the passage.

"Wait, there's still someone ......" Tang Linkun and Nan Tianba ran with all their might.

Fortunately, the passage was not long, and after seventy or eighty meters of running, a general in armor waited impatiently at a steel gate.

"Thank you, thank you, General. Tang Linkun and Nan Tianba flashed in through the crack in the door, bowing and thanking each other.

"Come with me!" the general locked a huge lock as large as a fan, and led the way with his head in front.

Tang Linkun guessed correctly, there was a huge natural karst cave in front of him. Under the reflection of countless blue and shining night pearls, stalagmites, stone pillars, stone buds, bell flags and other strange foothills are colorful, and a murmuring dark river appears and disappears from time to time, surrounds it, twists and turns, and the water and stones are indistinguishable.

Climbing all the way along the stone steps, Tang Linkun pulled Nan Tianba to keep up with the general's footsteps.

"Lao Lu, Lao Ran, Xiao Chang, you wait, and there are two. The general who led the way stepped aside and pushed hard on the backs of Tang Linkun and Nan Tianba, and the two "four-faced" people staggered five or six steps, still not standing firmly, and sat on the ground with their butts.

It was too dazzling, Tang Linkun and Nan Tianba had just been able to see the outlines of the surrounding objects clearly, and a vicious voice came from their ears.

"Damn, it's grinding, and you won't let us get off work. A fierce-looking shirtless, yellow-faced man grabbed Nan Tianba's collar and lifted him up like a chicken.

"Brother Xiao Tang, save me-! King Kong spares his life!" Nan Tianba was obviously frightened, and his tone became as sharp as "The emperor is out of the palace!"

"What are you yelling about, sissies, don't you want to ascend to heaven?" the big man scolded.

Tang Linkun rubbed his eyes and saw clearly that this was a cave the size of a basketball court, and the ground had been polished, and it was particularly smooth and swarthy. Wasn't it that he saw a strong beam of sunlight shining directly down on the top of the cave, Tang Linkun suspected that he had broken into the underworld by mistake, the big man carrying Nan Tianba, his face was full of meat, and his beard was like a steel needle upside down, it was indeed like the four King Kongs of clay sculptures in the temple. Looking around, there were more than a dozen generals in general armor sitting in the cave, not only with long cherry blossoms on their helmets, but also two strings on their shoulder armor, both of which were soaked in blood-like red. In the darkness, there were faintly many shirtless pretending men standing solemnly with their arms crossed. The whole cave has a strong sour masculine smell, which is actually the smell of sweat.

Although Tang Linkun still doesn't know the specific process of ascending to heaven, one thing is certain, this ascension to heaven is definitely a physical work.

Nan Tianba was thrown into a delicate roofless iron cage under the sun, and sat pitifully paralyzed, very much like a woman who had just been bullied by bad people.

"Old Lu, pull the gate!" King Kong snapped his fingers to the sky.

"Okay!" replied in mid-air.

Tang Linkun found that although the hole was not big, it was very high, and a ring platform was dug along the rock wall more than ten zhang from the ground, and there were also big men standing on it. Although Tang Linkun had never seen the strategic missile silos in the human world, relying on his imagination, this Heavenly Ascending Cave thing should be not much different from the shaft.

"I protest, you sent me to heaven in this way, it's too rude......"

"Fuck you! Protest is ineffective!" the rude King Kong with the surname Dictionary hurriedly took a dozen steps back......

"Bang!"

"Damn!"

The panicked Nan Tianba and the iron cage disappeared in Tang Linkun's eyes in an instant, and Nan Tianba's Hanfu and the Dalmatian boxers fluttered down from the top of the cave.

The iron cage with four cowhide bands tied to the four corners was pulled down and buckled by dozens of shirtless strong men in mid-air, and when they were re-placed, Tang Linkun climbed into the iron cage as soon as possible, closed his eyes and sat down obediently.

"Bang!"

"Ahh

The rising Tang Linkun felt like half a century had passed...... The blood red in his eyes gradually turned white, and there was a warm breeze slipping between his fingers, and the speed should have slowed down a lot.

"It should fall to the South Heavenly Gate of the Heavenly Realm!" Tang Linkun thought to himself, his little knowledge of the Heavenly Realm was all from where Sun Wukong made trouble in the Heavenly Palace.

"My clothes won't be ruthlessly peeled off, right?" Tang Linkun stretched out his hand and touched it, "A person comes to this world naked, and finally leaves this world naked." "That's true.

Tang Linkun just wanted to open his eyes, his body rolled up and fell, and for the third time in a day, he had tasted this very bad feeling of having no roots and no foundation, and he instinctively clumped his whole body together.

When his back touched a hard object, Tang Linkun popped out like a ball again, and when his body stopped completely, Tang Linkun exhaled deeply, he could smell the fragrance of grass in his nose, and he could hear the gentle song of the oriole bird in his ears. Is this a fairy forest full of exotic flowers and plants, and a bite of wild fruits can increase lifespan for decades?

"Da Di Da, Fairy World, I'm here!"

Tang Linkun almost didn't laugh out loud, suppressing his indescribable excitement, he slowly opened his eyes......

"Mom!"

What about the South Heavenly Gate and the Great Forest? A big tiger with a white forehead stretched out its barbed tongue and was about to gnaw Tang Linkun's head. Tang Linkun reacted and rolled three times quickly, jumped up and ran desperately, shouting as he ran:

"Lao Nan, help!

"Brother Tang, where are you?"

Tang Linkun saw a person running towards him with two banana leaves held high, not that he was already familiar with Nantian's voice, and he really couldn't recognize that this well-proportioned man was the big-bellied deputy county magistrate of Nan.

"Lao Nan, there is a tiger chasing me, run!"

As soon as he saw that Nan Tianba was also followed by two big tigers, Tang Linkun's feet were weak and he collapsed on the grass. I can't take a step again.

Nan Tianba was followed by two tigers unhurriedly, ran no less than five miles, and was already physically exhausted, as soon as he heard Tang Linkun calling him, he took a breath and followed the sound, and when he saw that the tiger behind Tang Linkun was bigger than the big insect killed by Wu Song, his eyes were black, and he fell into Tang Linkun's arms.