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Nan Tianba has been chattering, so that Tang Linkun can't calm down and think about what kind of appearance is the most appropriate way to show immortals in the immortal world in the future.

"Lao Nan, can you shut up first?" Tang Linkun simply put down his pen and held his head in both hands, as if he wanted to squeeze the final decision out of his head.

"What's the point of living without the love of men and women?" Nan Tianba saw Tang Linkun turn his head abruptly, his brows were furrowed, his eyes were very sharp, and after he paused, he still added: "Hey, Brother Xiaotang, I'm also doing this for your good...... Okay, I won't talk about it, even if the assignment is delayed, I won't bother you. ”

Taking advantage of Nan Tianba's efforts to shut up, Tang Linkun rubbed his simple resume in the human world roughly.

When he was a child, Tang Linkun looked as cute as a bright spring, and although he couldn't reach the top in his studies, he never fell out of the top rank, so he was deeply loved by his parents and teachers. Although the character belongs to the type that grows quietly with shy grass. But this little grass is stretched and healthy when bathed in the bright sun. Singing competitions, school sports meetings, where there is a need, there is Tang Linkun's figure. So what was left for Tang Linkun were some sweet memories like toffee.

But since the first semester of high school, Tang Linkun's personality has changed abruptly.

Tang Linkun was by no means knocked down by the biggest troubles of adolescence such as "waking up in the morning and suddenly finding that there was a cold and slimy between his legs, and there was still a slender female classmate in his mind". The problem is that Tang Linkun, who is full of vitality, has grown a beard.

It's strange to say that the other male classmates are just fluffy and faint, and they can't be seen at all if they don't get closer. And the little bit under Tang Linkun's nose is like being applied half a bag of fertilizer, which is thick and dense, and across the distance from the podium to the last desk, you can also feel that the black is very abrupt, and he has to fight with Lu Xun at a young age.

It was Tang Linkun's psychological problems, and it was also in that semester that Tang Linkun's key middle school distributed two sets of school uniforms to each student on a whim, and made it mandatory that he could not enter the campus without wearing school uniforms.

On the first day that Tang Linkun put on his school uniform and entered the classroom, Yu Dacheng, an activist in the class, had a thick beard himself, but he shouted shamelessly: "Uncle Tang, you are wrong." ”

The whole class burst into laughter, including the slender female classmate sitting in the front row of Tang Linkun. Since then, there has been a majestic uncle on campus who wears a childish school uniform and walks quickly along the school wall with his head down.

Until the results of the college entrance examination came out, Tang's father, who had been worried about Tang Linkun's depression, just breathed a sigh of relief, and a muffled thunder without warning hit Tang Linkun's head directly.

On the day of filling in the volunteers, Tang Linkun deliberately wore a white T-shirt with the letter M printed on the chest, a pair of Levi's jeans and a pair of Adi, and deliberately shaved his beard. Seeing the stunned expressions of his classmates, Tang Linkun felt very happy. For this day, Tang Linkun planned for two whole years.

When Tang Linkun blushed and learned from her slender female classmate that she had filled in her first choice, he hid in the corner and secretly filled in the same university with her. That day, the classmates went to sing together, and they drank wine for the first time, and when they sent the slender female classmates home, Tang Linkun felt that the whole world was his own.

But the next day, Tang Linkun, who woke up, was as cold as falling into an ice cellar, and the classmate said on the phone that the slender female classmate and Yu Dacheng filled in the same university, and it was two hours before Tang Linkun gave up his major to fill in the medical university.

Directly depressed, sloppy bearded Tang Linkun's five-year college life was lackluster, after swallowing medicine on time every day, in addition to studying, there was only one thing that could be picked up with chopsticks to say: the year he graduated from college, Tang Linkun sold all his game equipment and recovered his tuition fees for five years at one time.

Oh, I almost forgot, Tang Linkun also set a school record at their medical university, and heaven and earth testified that he didn't say a word to a female classmate in five years of college. Fifteen years ago, a senior brother with serious problems with his sexual orientation said three and a half sentences to a female classmate in five years, and the proud record was finally easily broken by Tang Linkun.

Thinking of this-

Tang Linkun did not hesitate to fill in a number on the form, and Nan Tianba, who had been waiting impatiently, hurried closer: "Oh my God! Brother Xiao Tang, this can never be changed, 15 years old? Are you mistaken? I'll ask for you, can you change the blank form." ”

"Lao Nan, thank you, this is the result of my careful consideration. ”

"Then there has to be a reason, right?"

"Reason?Lao Nan, don't you think it's annoying to take care of your beard every day?" Tang Linkun laughed first after speaking.

"Hehe......" Nan Tianba was also amused by Tang Linkun's strange reason, his shoulders kept shaking, and then he and Tang Linkun burst into laughter.

"What are you laughing at? Is it so ridiculous? There is only a quarter of an hour before the deadline for becoming an immortal this time, and when the time comes, hehe-!" A civil servant in the fairy realm in the hall who was wearing a robe and had an extraordinary bearing walked over.

"Only the nobles of the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period wore this kind of 'wide and broad' deep robe, and this civil servant may be a historical celebrity......" Nan Tian approached Tang Linkun and muttered.

Tang Linkun was very surprised that Nantian knew so much, and he wanted to open his mouth to verify it, but the time was too short.

"Lao Nan, hurry up and fill it in, I choose a man, what about you?"

"It's more troublesome for the big aunt to come every month...... Of course I do men. Tang Linkun and Nan Tianba looked at each other and smiled, and quickly filled in the gender item.

"Master, why is there only one place to go to the Rope Palace, isn't it a multiple-choice question? How can there be only one option......" Nan Tianba asked very unwillingly.

"You can still fill it out! Aren't there two options?" said the civil servant, smirking evilly.

"What will happen if we don't fill it in?" Tang Linkun also felt that it was too embarrassing to tick the remaining rope palace picked by others.

"Then you can only wait for the next chance to become an immortal. The civil servant turned around and wanted to leave.

"Master, will there be a better choice of place to go tomorrow?" Tang Linkun asked as he pulled the sleeves of his wide coat.

"Let go, let go of your dirty hands first...... Tomorrow, what are you kidding, this is the fairy world, a small tribulation of 16.8 million years of opportunity, you love to fill it or not. This civil servant was not only bitter but also mean, and his exaggerated tone provoked a group of beautiful civil servants behind the small window to laugh.

Tang Linkun and Nan Tian looked at each other, and their surprised mouths could be stuffed into each other's fists. This last train was ...... It's so timely.

"Brother Xiao Tang, forget it, with the status of a civil servant, are you afraid that there will be no chance of transfer and promotion in the future?" Nan Tianba reacted quickly, kept squeezing his eyebrows at Tang Linkun, and decisively ticked a big tick on the word Rope Palace.

"Beauty, where should we go next?" Tang Linkun didn't want to wait for a little tribulation for so long, so he neatly filled in all the options on the form and handed it back to the small window.

"Sir, go through Gate 1 and go straight. Behind the small window, a woman with bulging breasts and a coquettish posture charmingly picked at her scattered hair with her little finger and replied politely.

"Oh my God......! You are the best in ancient and modern China and foreign countries for 5,000 years...... Pretty daughter-in-law Pan ...... My wife was excited...... "Nan Tianba is a master who can't move when he sees a beautiful woman, and when he sees the merry Pan, he even stutters when he speaks, and his saliva almost flows out."

In a hurry, Nan Tianba could think of using a pretty daughter-in-law to call this vicious and bad woman, which was appropriate.

"Thank you...... Thank you!Lao Nan, we don't have time. Tang Linkun slammed Nan Tianba and woke up this guy who was dreaming of spring at any time.

Tang Linkun rushed towards Gate No. 1 at the speed of a cheetah pounce, and the two short legs under Nantianba's robe were also as flexible as groundhogs, and they were not left behind by Tang Linkun.