Second, two, four, cute, introduce a handsome guy

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The nameless troops of the West Sea Dragon Palace finally withdrew, and the Baishui River and Baishui Town returned to tranquility.

The carp river god girl sat on the edge of the offering table, eating the offering apples with a click, and saw that the "bad guys" had retreated, so she breathed a sigh of relief: "Oh, now it's okay, I can finally return to the normal life of the river god." ”

To say that the biggest victim of the whole thing is this red carp girl, she was imprisoned by the men of the neurotic Moang for several years, this life is really not human, fortunately she is not a human being, a few years is a flick of a finger for a god, just like a human being locked in a dark room by a villain for a few days, it is not a big problem.

The little white dragon still felt very sorry, and cautiously walked to the side of the red carp girl, and said in a low voice: "Sister carp, I really can't stand you, my eldest sister is really messing up, if there is something that will make up for you, you just have to say, the little girl will definitely do her best to do it." ”

"Oh, it's fine. The red carp girl was open-minded, waved her hand, and was about to say that she didn't need you to make up for it, when suddenly her eyes rolled again, and she said in a low voice: "Third princess, you have been walking all over the world to see the customs of the world recently, right?"

"yes!"

"Then I've got a favor for you. The pretty face of the red carp girl blushed slightly: "Have you seen some very handsome male gods on the way to the world?" ”

"What, what are you going to do?" the little white dragon was slightly startled.

The red carp girl spit out a bubble: "I stay in this Baishui River all day and night, my work is very monotonous, and I can't run around, I don't have time to fall in love, and I can't get in touch with other immortals......"

Little White Dragon: "......"

The red carp girl said: "I have been guarding this broken river for hundreds of years in a blink of an eye, and I haven't been able to start a family yet." Alas, this day is really unbearable, if you find any single handsome guys with good character during your journey to the world, can you introduce one to me. ”

Little White Dragon Khan: "This ...... This little woman is not good at it, and the little woman is not very afraid to talk to others, or ...... I'll leave this matter to Brother Townsen. ”

"Towngson? It's okay, you call him over. ”

The little white dragon pulled Tang Sen to the carp girl.

The red carp girl looked at him for a long time, and then said, "Big handsome guy, you must have some good brothers." Pick a few diamond kings from among them and introduce them to me!"

Tang Sen's friends are all college students, who have not yet set foot in society, one poor and two white, where did the diamond king come from, take his best friend Cai Xinzi as an example, that girl is a poor ghost. Even when eating at the small restaurant at the school gate, you have to find ways to order some cheap dishes, this kind of man must not be regarded as the fifth king of diamonds, but only the king of pebbles.

While thinking about these nameless things, the red carp girl had already begun to babble: "When you introduced me to your friends, you said that I was small, with pure facial features, cute and kind. Good job, high income. Obedient to men, up to the hall and down to the kitchen. By the way, there is an important point that must be mentioned, 36E, which must be added at the end. ”

Townsend Falls Khan: "Hey. Do you have to add 36E?"

The red carp girl said seriously: "This is the most important thing, the front ones are all farts, and they can even be ignored and introduced, but you must say 'There is a 36E woman looking for a husband', this sentence is what men want to hear the most." ”

Tang Sen felt a little pain in his stomach: "Nima." 36E is an important fart, the first thing a man looks at when picking a wife is that he can't be virtuous and run his family. ”

The red carp girl looked at Tang Sen with stupid eyes: "Big handsome guy, you must be too handsome and there are too many women around you, so you have a different way of thinking from ordinary men, if you don't believe it, call your friend and listen to what he has to say." Whether it is important in front or 36E is important, you can find out as soon as you ask. ”

Tang Sen really didn't believe in this evil, took out his mobile phone, dialed Cai Xinzi's phone number, and turned on the speakerphone at the same time.

"Hey, Tang Sen, why do you have time to call me?" Cai Xinzi smiled: "I'm skipping class to fight the Dog and Bear League in an Internet café." ”

Tang Sen said: "Lao Cai, if I ask you a question, you must answer me with your conscience." ”

"Do you have a good conscience? I promise to answer with my conscience. Cai Xinzi looked very righteous.

Townsend asked, "What do you think is the most important aspect of a woman?, virtuous housekeeper, gentle personality, and ...... Cough...... 36E......”

Cai Xinzi didn't even think for a second, and immediately said, "Isn't this nonsense? Of course it's 36E." ”

Tang Sen Khan: "Hey, Lao Cai, don't you feel that your three views are a little wrong?"

"It's you who have a wrong view, right?" Cai Xinzi snorted: "36E is everything, I don't even know that you are still a fart man, don't say it, I hung up, the hero I chose for this game is the piano girl of 36E, hahahaha......"

The phone was disconnected, Tang Sen was sweating profusely, and the red carp girl laughed, a picture of me winning and being beaten up.

Tang Sen said with a bitter face: "Okay, you win, when I help you introduce it, I will definitely focus on 36E." ”

The red carp girl smiled: "Then it's a word, you must help me introduce a few more good men." She turned to Xiao Bailong again and said, "You have to help me supervise the handsome brother Tang and let him take my affairs to heart, if you help me get this done, I will forgive your sister for the evil deeds she did to me." ”

The little white dragon was helpless, so he had to nod and say, "Okay, the little girl tries her best." ”

At this time, the townspeople of Baishui had already surrounded them, and surrounded Tang Sen and the carp river god girl in the middle of the three layers inside and three layers outside, and some bold townspeople came forward to say some auspicious and flattering words to the red carp girl, hoping to get the protection of the river god in the future, the red carp girl was full of promises, saying nonsense such as "keep you in good weather", but Tang Sen knew that the wind and rain were smooth or anything was not under the control of the river god at all, and it was uniformly deployed by the Jade Emperor.

The townspeople finished coaxing the river god, and then surrounded Tang Sen, led by the town mayor, a large group of townspeople came to thank Tang Sen, this time the matter is really not small, not only 50,000 shrimp soldiers and crabs will run around and slip around. There are also 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals who ran out, and great gods such as the river god Erlang God appeared continuously, which made the townspeople really addicted.

Before that, many of the townspeople were atheists, but after watching such a play, they couldn't help but not believe in gods and ghosts.

Someone immediately said that they wanted to build a temple for Townese. Make him a statue and make a daily offering.

Tang Sen's mind moved, and he remembered the concepts mentioned by Jin Chanzi...... Because with the gods and Buddhas, it is easy for human beings to give their hopes to the gods and Buddhas to realize, so they themselves will no longer work hard, no longer work hard, and when they encounter difficulties, they will run to the gods and worship the Buddha, instead of trying to overcome them, and this kind of development is obviously not good.

"Let all the Buddhas disappear!" Tang Sen muttered, and his face suddenly straightened. Speaking to the townspeople, he said earnestly, "Listen to me, although you have seen many gods with your own eyes today, I suggest that you do not build temples for them, and do not worship them in your heart. ”

The townspeople were surprised: "Why?"

Tang Sen said seriously: "Although they do exist, they will not listen to your wishes, nor will they come down from the sky to help you, the gods have their own lives, their own pursuits and yearnings. They don't exist for you, they are just like you. Live only for yourself. They will not satisfy your hopes just because you kneel in front of the statue and worship, nor will they help you punish the wicked because there are bad people who bully you......"

Tang Sen's words subverted everyone's perception of the gods, and some people couldn't help but weakly ask: "The gods also live for themselves, don't they protect and take care of human beings?"

Is there really a man or a god in this world who is born for someone else? That's just a delusion. Townsend amplified the volume of this sentence, with a hint of mockery and laughter in his tone: "Don't put your cowardice on the shoulders of others. Don't expect others to take on your own responsibilities. ”

"But...... Didn't you help us solve the problem of the White Water River?" one of the townspeople asked weakly, "You helped us solve the problem." ”

Tang Sen smiled and shook his head: "I did help you solve the problem, and I believe that in the future, there will be kind-hearted people or kind people who will appear in your lives to help you tide over the difficulties...... But...... You know, it's just a matter of chance, and I'm not going to be 'passing through' Whitewater 365 days a year. Kind people or well-meaning people will not always be with you all the time, they just happen to be there for the meeting, or they happen to be free and free...... It's the same with the gods, they won't always be around you, and no one should expect anything from the gods, okay, that's all for me. ”

Townsend squeezed out of the encirclement of the townspeople, and for some reason, when he said these words, he always felt a strange force in his body that was about to move, as if something was about to awaken...... However, when he finished speaking, the force fell silent, and he could not find a clue.

The connection between the past life and the present life seems to be getting closer and closer.

At this moment, the dragon suddenly emerged from the Baishui River again, and he shouted to Tang Sen from afar: "Third cousin-in-law, I forgot to tell you something just now, I came back to talk to you, let's take a step to talk." ”

Tang Sen saw that his expression was strange, and knew that there must be something important, so he hurried over, and the two walked into the reeds of the river bay, and there were no outsiders around, so the dragon said in a low voice: "The eldest cousin has a relatively simple brain, and there are some things I haven't told her, but the third cousin-in-law seems to be a smart person, so I can only tell you about this matter." ”

Tang Sen whispered, "What the hell is going on?"

The dragon said in a low voice: "This time we rebelled in the West Sea Dragon Palace, in our own opinion, we are playing a game, but for others it is not, in fact, there is another rebel force who has secretly contacted us and wants to rebel with us......" (To be continued......)

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