Two, two, three, and take this woman away
Update at 8 p.m.
BT is an abbreviation for Bulid_Thinking, which means a creative, leaping way of thinking, and definitely not a pervert.
Tang Sen found that the eldest princess of Moang was a very BT woman, this guy was still scolding the Jade Emperor a second ago, and in the blink of an eye, he immediately became a bridesmaid, a person can change his thinking so quickly, it is also a very powerful thing, ordinary people can never do it.
Tang Sen didn't know how to explain it, but Xiao Bailong said innocently: "Sister, you misunderstood, Brother Tang Sen doesn't like me." ”
"What?" "The eldest princess of Moang was furious: "I don't like you and still ride you? is he playing with you......? This...... It's madness...... The army of the West Sea Dragon Palace listened to the order and immediately dismantled Tang Sen into eight pieces. ”
Townwend: "......"
Zhang Duxue: "......"
"No, sister, don't mess around. The little white dragon hurriedly grabbed the hand of the eldest princess of Moang and shouted, "Brother Tang Sen didn't play with me, we are very innocent between us." ”
"Are you all like this, and you still say that you are innocent?" Mo Ang grabbed Xiao Bailong's hand and said: "Third sister, do you have a deviation in your understanding of the word innocence? Do you want my sister to help you buy a dictionary, let me tell you, once a woman is ridden by an unknown man, it will be very difficult to marry a good man...... Let's not bring this, don't worry, my sister is in charge of you, this man doesn't want you, you have to want it, otherwise I will fight with him. ”
Everyone sweated together, and now as long as there is no problem with IQ, everyone can see that the eldest princess of Moang seems to have a bit of an IQ problem.
Zhang Duxue beckoned in mid-air and said, "Heavenly soldiers and generals, go back, don't compete with this nameless woman here, the widow decided not to care about her rebellion...... Alas...... Struggling with a neuropath. The widow is really too immature. ”
The heavenly soldiers and generals wiped their sweat and floated back to the sky, and Erlang God cried and laughed and took the six friends of Meishan to the sky.
Zhang Duxue took out her mobile phone, dialed a phone out, and deliberately turned on the speakerphone, and after a while, an old man's voice came from the phone: "Your Majesty the Jade Emperor." I don't know what you're looking for?"
Zhang Duxue snorted: "Dragon King of the West Sea, what has your princess been doing recently?"
On the other side of the mobile phone was Mo Ang and the little white dragon's father, the Dragon King of the West Sea, he said embarrassedly: "Cough, Your Majesty, the little girl's brain is not very good, and she has been playing rebellion recently. She wouldn't be able to make any trouble anyway. ”
Zhang Duxue sweated: "Will anyone come to the house with rebellion?"
The Dragon King of the West Sea smiled dryly, "What about this...... It would definitely not work a few hundred years ago, and it would have punished the nine clans, but now it's a new era, Your Majesty has a lot of projects, and you won't mind if you think about it, so I didn't care about her. ”
Zhang Duxue: "......"
The Dragon King of the West Sea said, "Your Majesty, has she caused you any trouble?"
"No, no, no...... If only the widow could be troubled by a nervous disorder. That's really too immature. Zhang Duxue snorted: "Hurry up and take her home and lock her up, don't let her run around anymore." ”
The Dragon King of the West Sea said: "Yes, yes, yes." Yes, sir. ”
Zhang Duxue hung up the phone, Li Du no longer paid attention to Mo Ang, but just glanced at Tang Sen deeply, a little reluctant, but it was not convenient for her to use the identity of the Jade Emperor to say too much to Tang Sen, and she didn't want to use this identity to communicate with Tang Sen too much. She hoped that Tang Sen would like Zhang Duxue, the school flower of Shendu University, rather than the Jade Emperor.
Zhang Duxue turned around and left.
"Evil Jade Emperor, don't go, I'm still rebelling. Moang shouted.
"Yes, yes, you relent. The widow will be silently cheering for you in heaven. Zhang Duxue waved her hand and said: "By the way, remember to sort out your sister's affairs before rebelling, it is best to bring her home quickly, don't let her continue to dangle around Tang Sen, the widow is also very upset when he sees this situation." ”
Zhang Duxue is really upset, the most important thing around Tang Sen is women, all kinds of messy women are dangling around him, there are too many competitors, it is really a headache. It's also a good thing to be able to take one less and one less. Of course, she has never regarded Xiao Bailong as an opponent, and for her, there is only one opponent who has the most headache, and that is the Rulai girl who lives in the Da Lei Yin Temple......
The Jade Emperor actually said that he would leave, and he would leave the mess here.
Tang Sen wiped his sweat and shouted to the sky: "Hey, Jade Emperor, you can't be so irresponsible, how can you handle this situation now?"
Now the situation is still chaotic, Mo Ang is holding the little white dragon, and 50,000 shrimp soldiers and crabs will surround her.
Mo Ang stretched out his hand and pointed at Tang Sen and said, "Little white face, take responsibility for my sister." ”
"No!" Townsend shook his head.
"You're doing death. The eldest princess of Moang snorted, "Those who dare to abandon my sister from the beginning to the end must not live in this world. ”
"The key is that I didn't have a mess, where did I end up abandoning?"
"You've ridden her!"
“......”
Tang Sen turned his head helplessly and shouted to the townspeople of Whitewater Town, "Hey, everyone help me to evaluate the theory." ”
A large group of people, led by the mayor of the town, immediately shouted, "Together!"
"Together!"
"Oh also, together!"
Well, whenever this kind of thing happens, people who watch the excitement like to make a fool of themselves like this.
Tang Sen looked at Qingtian speechlessly, so he had to count on the little white dragon: "Hey, little white dragon girl, can't you explain it to your sister well?"
"No, once my sister enters this nameless delusional mode, it will be difficult to explain. The little white dragon shook his head pitifully: "She is the type who doesn't listen to others." ”
"Then ignore her. Townsend spread his hands.
"Why do you want to run?" Shrimp soldiers and crab generals, give me ......" Moang pointed at Tang Sen.
50,000 shrimp soldiers and crabs rushed over together, and the momentum was so big.
Townsend was startled and was thinking about how to meet the enemy.
Seeing that the 50,000 shrimp soldiers and crabs were about to rush over and drag Moang up and walk towards the Baishui River, one of the old turtle soldiers was still whispering: "Eldest princess, just now Lord Dragon King called and told us to take you back quickly, saying that you can't mess around anymore." ”
"Nonsense? How can I be fooling around? I'm very serious about solving the problem of lifelong events for my sister. ”
"No, no, no...... There is nothing wrong with the third princess, the problem is mainly on you. The old turtle military master shook his head and sighed, "You continue to mess around like this." I really can't get married. You see, last time the crown prince of the Dragon King of the East China Sea came to propose, he was frightened by your three unreliable words and fled...... There are also many young and handsome immortals in the sky who have come to you to fall in love, and when you don't speak, they are all fascinated by you, but as soon as you speak. They're all running away. ”
"The problem is obviously not with me, it is that they can't understand my wisdom. Moang said seriously.
"Yes, yes, you're too wise. The old turtle said, "Let me ask you a wise question, what is one plus one?"
"Needless to say, it's equal to three. ”
The old turtle burst into tears: "Eldest Princess, you are really too wise, let's hurry back to the West Sea......
"Slow down!" Mo Ang was dragged by her subordinates, and when she saw that she was about to be dragged into the river, she quickly turned around and shouted, "Third sister." Third sister, do you want to go home with me?"
Xiaobai shook his head: "I won't go back for the time being, I still want to go on a trip to the West with Tang Sen and them, I have gained a lot of knowledge and learned a lot of interesting things on this trip, it's very interesting, oops, and the food from all over the world, it's really delicious." I'm going to keep going and eat all over the world. ”
Moang Khan said: "Do you want to continue to ride him? You can't do this, women can't be willing to sink......"
"Eldest sister, will you die if you don't speak?" The little white dragon changed his usual appearance of being skillful and handsome, flew up, kicked Moang into the river, and clapped his hands. He said to the shrimp soldiers and crab generals, "What are you waiting for? Hurry up and send my sister back to the mental hospital." ”
"Yes!" the shrimp soldiers and crab generals hurriedly retreated.
Tang Sen saw that the dragon was about to retreat, so he hurriedly shouted, "Dragon, remember to restore the color of the Baishui River to its original state before you leave." ”
The dragon turned around and replied, "No problem, third cousin-in-law." ”
Tang Sen Daqi: "What do you call me? Who is your third cousin-in-law?"
"Don't you know, I'm the grandson of the Dragon King of the West Sea, the cousin of Moang and the little white dragon. You and my third cousin have that relationship, of course I call you third cousin-in-law. ”
Townwend: "......"
The dragon said: "Third cousin-in-law, our fairy world does not pay attention to monogamy, I see that you have a large number of adults, just marry the eldest cousin, you see that she is like that, she obviously can't marry in the future, you should pick up a maid and pick up this neurotic woman." lest she have to pull her younger brother to rebel next time, and she will have to fight with the six friends of Erlang Shenmeishan...... The younger brother is timid and unafraid. ”
Townwend: "......"
The dragon said: "The eldest cousin is still good when she doesn't speak, you take a steamed bun or something and stuff it in her mouth, let her keep her quiet and beautiful, she is a beautiful little red dragon, absolutely eye-catching, and it is okay to put it at home as a decoration." ”
Townwend: "......"
The dragon said: "Oh, don't talk about it, the third cousin-in-law should think about it more, and I'll go and turn the river back." He dived into the river, and after a while, he brought a large group of cuttlefish essence to the surface, and these cuttlefish essences stopped spitting ink, and the river immediately began to lighten, believing that in a few days, it would be completely restored to its original clear appearance.
Tang Sen didn't know what to say, he just wanted to give these unreliable guys a kick for each person.
I saw that countless shrimp soldiers and crabs on the water surface would slowly move away, and it would take a while before disappearing. The townspeople of Whitewater ran to the river, knelt on the edge of the river and watched the river slowly fade, and their hearts could not help but be ecstatic, and many could not help but dance. Some set off firecrackers, others sang songs......
The little white dragon walked slowly to Tang Sen's side and said in a low voice, "Brother Tang Sen, don't listen to their nonsense. ”
Tang Sen Khan said: "Don't worry, I didn't listen." ”
The little white dragon bit his lower lip and said, "Actually...... It's okay to listen to it once in a while, but if you really want to marry me......"
"What?"
"Oh, no, the little woman didn't say anything. (To be continued......)