Third, one, three cute, I beat your mother so that she doesn't know you
Update at 8 p.m.
Her Majesty looked up at the sky, uh, it should be noon, and it was about to be 12 noon, this is called early morning?
She said in a polite voice, "Hello, I'm here to find Town's mother. ”
The sleepy-eyed woman said, "Ah, Townsen's mother, isn't that me?"
When the queen heard this, she immediately sweated profusely, and the secretary of state behind her, the spider spirit, also sweated profusely at the same time. Very elegant, noble, very temperamental, very gentle, very kind, very capable...... How did a mother-in-law like Kannon become like this?
I thought it was the maid of the Tang Sen family just now, but I didn't take a closer look, but now I quickly took a closer look, although this woman was lazy and lazy, she was really beautiful, especially the figure, which was simply the level of the devil, an impeccable mature woman. Except for looking lazy, there is nothing else wrong with it.
Her Majesty suddenly became nervous: "That, mother-in-law, hello, I ...... I am your daughter-in-law. ”
"Poof!" Townson's mother suddenly squirted out a sip of tea: "What are you talking about?"
"Well, I mean, I'm your daughter-in-law. ”
The old mother frowned, and said angrily: "Well, where did you come from, my son has not yet married, where did you come from, where did you come from, what kind of latest deception are you?"
Her Majesty's heart was full of emptiness, although she herself believed that she was Tang Sen's wife, but Tang Sen did not admit it, so she had already guessed that her mother-in-law would not recognize her, and she had long been prepared for this situation, and stretched out her hand back and said, "Secretary of State, bring me the documents I have prepared." ”
The secretary of state's sister quickly opened the bag. Hand over a stack of papers.
Her Majesty first handed the marriage certificate to her mother, and then the filing of the transnational marriage registration, various information documents, a copy of Town's ID card, fingerprints, and autographs...... A lot of papers. The hill was piled up in front of my mother.
"Mother-in-law, as you can see, I am your daughter-in-law, and there are many documents to prove it. ”
"Poof!" Mom squirted out another sip of tea, Nima, this is really terrible. Looking at the documents, this woman is actually the queen of a country, and she is followed by many subordinates.
Bai Ruoling still lives in the house, and last night my mother and Bai Ruoling played a love development game together. Playing until four o'clock, Bai Ruoling is now sleeping in Tang Sen's bed, but he didn't expect a foreign daughter-in-law to run out here, oh my God, if she and Bai Ruoling pinch up, then what's the deal? Damn stupid son, stepping on two boats and making an accident.
The mother made a decision immediately with the idea of wiping her son's buttocks. Stretched out his hand and took the queen's hand and said, "It turns out that it is really my daughter-in-law, since this is the case." Let's go out and find a café to talk to. ”
"Ahh ”
"Then you don't have to!" said the mother, "There is no housework at home, I have already done the housework." ”
"Ahh "Mother-in-law, don't see outside, I'm your daughter-in-law, you should help with the housework, you don't have to carry all the things in the house alone." ”
"This ......"
Mom was speechless for a while, just at this time. A soft and crisp woman's voice came from the room: "Oh, who's coming?" With the voice, Bai Ruoling walked over. She was dressed in white, she looked pure and beautiful, very well-behaved, walked behind her mother with her feet crossed, and said strangely: "Mother-in-law, is it to sell newspapers?"
"Mother-in-law?" Her Majesty was startled: "You...... You're Towngsen's wife?"
"I'm not a wife yet, I'm just a girlfriend at the moment. Bai Ruoling said a little shyly, and suddenly his eyes became vigilant: "You...... Who are you, and what is your relationship with Townesend?"
Her Majesty said seriously: "I didn't expect that my husband actually had a girlfriend in the Tang Dynasty...... Ah...... But it's not a big problem, it's a matter of course for a man to have three wives and four concubines, and I'm making a fuss. She saluted Bai Ruoling seriously: "Although I am the queen of a country, I also have to talk about the etiquette of first come, first come, first come, and I will call you sister in the future." Hello sister, I am the number two woman of Lord Townsen...... Here's the ...... of documents."
"Poof!" Bai Ruoling spurted blood and fell to the ground.
"Ah, sister, what's wrong with you?" Her Majesty the Queen helped Bai Ruoling up, and hurriedly patted her on the back with her hand.
Mom couldn't help but cover her face, Nima, this time things are getting a big deal. She quickly picked up her mobile phone and dialed Tang Sen, as soon as the phone was connected, her mother yelled at the phone: "Xiao Sensen, I want you to explain to me immediately!"
"What? explain what?" Tang Sen was accompanying the rich ladies on a mountain autumn tour in Xiliang Women's Country at this time, and he didn't know that the Tang Kingdom, which was thousands of miles away, was staging a farce.
"Explain to me why you have a queen wife. My mother roared into the phone: "I don't remember educating you to be a child who didn't notify your parents when you got married, are you worthy of my mother and me? You should at least inform me about your marriage, right? Now your wives have come to the door and called me mother-in-law...... Do you know how crazy I am? You unscrupulous bitch, you kind of you are in front of me right now, and I beat you up in a minute so that your mother doesn't even know you. ”
"Hey, if my mother doesn't know me anymore, don't you just don't know me?" Tang Sen Khan: "Mom, that's a fake marriage, it's to lead a monster to fake marriage, but that woman refuses to cancel the marriage registration after the fake marriage, and now I also have a headache, my mother wants to find a way to help me get her." ”
Tang Sen finished talking about what happened at a fast speed, and the mother finally stopped being angry, it turned out that her son got married on leave in order to do a good deed, but he was relied on, okay, I'm a mother, of course, to solve difficulties for my son, although this queen looks good, but marriage can't be laid, first persuade her to quit.
Mom turned her head, her eyes becoming elusive: "Hey, what kind of queen, you just said you were going to help me with housework, right?"
Her Majesty jumped up and said respectfully, "Yes, my mother-in-law just commands." ”
The old mother let go of the door, and let the queen see the messy room inside: "Help me clean the room first, by the way, there are clothes that have not been washed for two months, all of them must be washed, the floor must be mopped, all the dust on the walls must be removed, and the glass must be wiped completely transparent...... By the way, you are not allowed to let your subordinates do it, I want you to do your daughter-in-law's filial piety, if others do it, your intentions will be insincere. ”
The mother begins to play the plot of a murderous mother-in-law and scaring away her daughter-in-law. She thought to herself: The queen of a country must be a pampered woman, gently scaring her, ensuring that she is scared and will never dare to entangle again.
Unexpectedly, the queen was not frightened at all, and smiled: "This is how it should be, how can I let my subordinates help, this is my housework, I will come by myself." She rolled up her sleeves and walked into the room, and really started cleaning.
The secretary of state's sister helped the frame of her glasses beside her, and explained seriously: "Her Majesty has been educated as a perfect woman since she was three years old, from laundry and cooking to serving tea and pouring water, flower arrangement and embroidery, sewing and cooking, all the stunts that women should master, she has all reached the S-level level, and by the time she was about ten years old, even the teachers were willing to lose." ”
With her introduction, Her Majesty swept through Townese's house like a gust of wind, all the furniture that had been placed randomly returned to its original place in an instant, all the dirty things were swept away by her, and all the clothes were put into the washing machine in light and dark colors.
A few minutes later, the dirty laundry was washed and hung on the balcony, the house was spotless and shining, freshly brewed black tea was on the table, and the smell of lunch was already wafting from the kitchen......
My mother was about to perform the evil mother-in-law with a toothpick in her mouth, but she was stunned, her mouth opened unconsciously, and the toothpick fell off unconsciously, and after the toothpick hit the ground, she was sent into the trash can by Her Majesty within a few seconds.
"Mother-in-law, the lunch is ready, let's eat some, there are not many ingredients at home, I can't make a big meal, so I have to make a few dishes casually, I don't know if it suits your taste." While greeting her mother, the queen also helped the depressed Bai Ruoling to the dining table and sat down, and helped her wrap a napkin: "Sister, please eat." ”
Mom: "......"
Bai Ruoling said distractedly: "Compared with her, I am a waste girl who can only be coquettish and pampered by her parents." ”
"Sister, how can you be presumptuous?" Her Majesty said seriously: "Since my husband has recognized you as his girlfriend, it means that you are a very good woman, otherwise, how could a man as good as my husband choose you? Please be more confident, otherwise you are doubting your husband's vision, and suspecting that your husband is very unruly!"
"Poof!" Bai Ruoling vomited blood and fell to the ground, this time he really couldn't get up: "It's over, it's completely invincible...... Although I also know that there are many competitors, there are countless rivals in the Imperial Capital University, and many girls want to be the women of Tangsen, but this time the opponent is too strong......"
Mom silently picked up the mobile phone and dialed Tang Sen: "Xiao Sensen, you said that this woman and you are in a fake marriage?"
"Yes!" said Townwson, "what's the matter?"
"It's very problematic!" the old mother said very seriously: "I want you to immediately, immediately, quickly turn the fake marriage into a real marriage, I want as many daughters-in-law as I want, if you let her go, I will beat your mother so that she doesn't know you." (To be continued.) )