Third, one, two, cute, and pro-policy
Updated at 8 a.m. –
The scorpion spirit didn't look at these special police officers at all, she was thinking about things in her heart, the golden cicada 500 years ago, and the current Tang Sen, their appearances would always overlap in her mind, crowding all her thinking space, where was there any interest in looking at other men.
But...... The female soldiers brought by the queen were not good, their legs trembled, and they looked at the special police officers next to them, and they couldn't even move their feet...... Lord Mummy is Her Majesty's husband, and the female soldiers don't dare to think about it at all, so they don't have the idea that they have to be loyal to Tang Sen, and now seeing so many men in front of them, the female soldiers almost fainted.
Several female soldiers were thinking in their hearts: after the official international meeting, they would ask the male soldiers if they were married, and if not, they would have a competition to recruit relatives.
The Queen and her entourage walked to the end of the red carpet, and the foreign minister reached out to shake her hand.
The queen said gracefully: "I'm sorry, I can't touch a finger with a man other than my husband, let's nod a salute, okay?"
The foreign minister thought that the etiquette of Xiliang Women's Country was different from that of Datang, but he didn't care, and said with a smile: "It's okay, our Datang Kingdom respects the culture and customs of other countries, and will not force others to use Datang etiquette, so you don't have to shake hands." Your Majesty, what do you want to communicate with the Tang Dynasty this time?"
The queen coughed lightly, and the sentence "I want to come to see the man" pressed back stiffly, carefully considered the wording, and then said elegantly: "The country has always pursued a policy of closing the country to the outside world, and now it seems that it is a little unable to keep up with the international situation, I want to establish diplomatic relations of equality and mutual assistance with the Tang Kingdom through this visit, and conduct multi-faceted exchanges in politics, economy, culture and other aspects, of course." The most important thing is to be able to engage in 'amiya' activities. ”
"Harmony?" The eyes of the Tang Foreign Minister instantly became sharp, and he said in a voice that was neither humble nor arrogant: "Your Majesty, you may not know anything about our Tang Kingdom, since the Ming Dynasty hundreds of years ago, our Tang Kingdom has pursued an unswerving spirit to the death, that is, no harmony, no compensation, no land, no tribute, and the Son of Heaven guards the country." The Death of the King...... If you want to have other exchanges, Datang Kingdom welcomes it, but peace is exempt. ”
The foreign minister was very satisfied with his remarks, and felt that he had spoken with great momentum and had not lost the prestige of his ancestors at all.
Her Majesty was so disappointed that the female soldiers who followed her screamed and fell to the ground.
The secretary of state's sister said a little unhappily: "You can't be a fart with your relatives." ”
"Hmph, I want to be a fart with my relatives. The foreign minister of the Tang Dynasty sneered: "If you want the princess of the Tang Kingdom to marry Fanbang, it is absolutely impossible." My Tang Kingdom will never be in harmony. ”
"What? who wants your princess?" said the queen, "what do you mean by kissing?"
The foreign minister sneered: "What else can it mean? Since ancient times, there have been many men from small neighboring countries who want to marry the princess of our Heavenly Empire, and our Tang Kingdom used to be quite weak, and in order to make friends with friendly countries, we always wronged the princesses to marry away from home, and how many pampered princesses shed bitter tears in foreign countries! Since the Ming Dynasty, my Tang Dynasty has no more peaceful moves, and I want to fight. Swear not to let the princess be wronged. ”
"I see. Her Majesty said, "It turns out that some men are peeking at the princess of your country, tsk." Really, why don't these countries come to peek at my Xiliang Women's Country?"
"What?" the foreign minister didn't understand a little.
The queen said seriously: "What, there is no man in our country who can peep at the princess of your country......! This time, I came to negotiate and kiss the matter, because I hope that your country will produce a man. The princess of our Xiliang heroine will be the princess...... Hawkers, of course, there are many women who are not princesses, and I also hope to be close to the men of your country...... Uh, in general. It is necessary to carry out all-round harmony from top to bottom, from princes and nobles to peddlers and pawns. ”
The foreign minister's brains are completely insufficient, Nima, this ...... What is the mentality of this country in its diplomacy?
Before the foreign minister could say anything, the deputy minister next to him rushed up and shouted at the queen: "Wow, I see, I can do this and kiss, on behalf of the 33.67 million single dog men who can't find a wife in the Tang Kingdom, thank you for the love of Her Majesty!"
Her Majesty couldn't help but be taken aback when she heard the figure of 33.67 million: "What did you say? There are as many as 33.67 million men in your country who can't find wives?"
The deputy minister sighed: "Yes, the total population of the country is 1.36 billion, of which 700.79 million are men and 667.03 million are women, and the total number of men is 33.67 million more than women, resulting in a large number of men who can only live with their right hand, oh, maybe their left hand, how sad it is." ”
When Her Majesty heard this, the whole person was almost Spartan, the Tang Kingdom is really powerful, it is worthy of the Heavenly Empire, the total number of single men actually exceeds the total population of the Xiliang Women's Kingdom, you must know that the Xiliang Women's Country is only more than 20 million people! It is not as many single dogs as the Tang Kingdom, this Nima ...... It's just a blast.
Her Majesty was a little worried at this time, and hurriedly made a phone call to Tang Sen: "Husband, what can I do about this?" The number of single men in the Tang Kingdom is actually more than the total population of our Xiliang Women's Country. What's going on with this and kissing?"
Tang Sen said with a smile on the phone: "Restrict import and export! In the agreement with relatives, it is written that as many women as you export, you must import as many men, and I believe that the Tang Kingdom should agree." ”
"One for one?" Her Majesty said: "What a bargain it is to exchange a woman for a man, a man is such a precious thing, how can he be exchanged for a woman?
Tang Sen sighed: "You are looking at the problem from the perspective of the Xiliang Women's Kingdom, but if you look at this problem from the perspective of the Tang Kingdom, you will feel that women are more precious." One for one will definitely be fine!"
The queen still felt a little unreliable, and she said to the foreign minister a little unconfidently: "That...... When we make peace, can we exchange it in a one-to-one ratio? That is, ...... If we marry a woman, your country will have a man. ”
"This is no problem at all!" said the Foreign Minister, his expression telling the queen that it was very profitable to exchange for a great Tang Kingdom.
Queen: "......"-
After talking with the foreign minister, the queen visited some national leaders, visited the ruins of the Forbidden City in the imperial capital, paraded troops, visited the science and technology colleges of the Tang Kingdom, and tasted the special food of the Tang Kingdom...... It was already a few days after a series of friendly "diplomatic relations" etiquette had been completed.
"Whew, I finally completed the complicated etiquette of the state exchange. The queen sat down on the sofa in the presidential suite of the hotel and said with a sigh of relief: "Next, we can move freely." ”
One of the female guards was overjoyed and said, "Your Majesty, where are we going to wander around? Are we going to sit on the side of the street and watch the men play?"
The queen said angrily: "Cut! Don't be so unproductive! It's been a few days since you came to the Tang Kingdom, and you can see men when you look down and look up, haven't you been tired of seeing it?"
The female soldier blushed and said, "I haven't gotten tired of seeing it, there are thin types, fat types, handsome types, cold types, and strong types...... There are many types of men, oh, when my subordinates first saw it, they wanted to marry one when they saw it, but after watching it for a few days, they suddenly began to be a little picky, and now they don't want to marry any of them, it's really strange! ”
The queen glared at her angrily, and suddenly remembered what Townsend had said: "You think you like me, it's because you have no choice, if there are other men who let you choose......, will you still like me?"
The queen finally understood the meaning of Townsend's words from the female soldiers under her!
People's hearts, so it turns out that this is the case, no wonder he refuses to agree to marry me, it turns out that he is still worried about this. This is also where he is gentle, a man with a lust for profit, who has already married me for the sake of glory and wealth.
The queen suddenly found that after seeing countless men in the imperial capital, she always felt that her husband was the best.
"Steer and I'm going out!" the queen commanded her men.
"Where is Your Majesty going?" the secretary of state came from the next room, and the scorpion spirit also followed: "You want to go out to play and take us, we are so bored these days, we are always involved in all kinds of etiquette." ”
The queen took out a neatly folded piece of A4 paper with Townsen's family details printed on it from her coat pocket, and she smiled, "It's time to pay a visit to my mother-in-law." ”
"Wow, I'm interested, I'm going to have to go with it. The secretary of state said happily.
"I'd like to see what his mother was like, too. "The scorpion spirit is very solemn and authentic.
The group hurriedly took action, and the female soldiers escorted the side, took the special car temporarily provided by the Tang Kingdom, and came to Tang Sen's door at a gallop.
Her Majesty felt her little heart pounding, very fast! She took two deep breaths and thought to herself: To be able to teach her husband such an excellent son, her mother-in-law must be very elegant, noble, temperamental, gentle, kind, and capable...... A perfect woman like Guanyin! I must have been as insignificant as an ugly duckling in front of her. I must try to show my best self and not let my mother-in-law dislike me.
"Empty, empty!" Her Majesty knocked softly on the door.
The door opened......
A royal sister who looked to be in her thirties with no grease powder on her face, wearing a loose and exaggerated nightgown, her hair was scattered, her feet were bare, and she had dark circles under her eyes, and she opened the door: "Who? )
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