The fourth ninety-fifth cute、A girl from the future
Update at 8 p.m.
As if he hadn't heard Tang Sen's words, the three presidents said seriously: "Uncle, you are very lucky, on the way home tonight, if you buy a lottery ticket, you will win, really, believe me, this is from the future history books, it will not be wrong." ”
"In the future, the history books will record that I Tang bought a lottery ticket on the way home at night and won the lottery?" Tang Sen couldn't help but jump up and complained: "There won't be such a history book, history books are all about remembering big things, and trivial things won't be remembered, you pretend that the future girl should also be reliable." ”
The president hurriedly kicked the three presidents away, and apologized to Tang Sen: "I'm sorry, Mr. Tang, my third sister is a typical neurotic, she has to say that she is a future girl all day long, and she always talks about some messy things to deceive people, she seems to take pleasure in playing tricks on others, don't be like her." ”
Tang Sen smiled bitterly: "Don't worry, I won't fight with the little girl." No wonder you say that this guy is not suitable to meet the envoys, and I don't think she is suitable. ”
The president nodded violently and said: "Yes, I'm afraid that the first thing this guy said when he saw the envoys was 'I am a girl from the future, and your thousand-year-old dream country is about to end, according to the future history books, there will be a major earthquake in the thousand-year-old dream country in three days'......"
She learned the expressions and movements of the third sister and said for a while, and then changed back to her own expressions and movements, and said with a wry smile: "I'm afraid that she will do this, don't think about establishing diplomatic relations or anything when the time comes, it's strange if you don't fight." ”
Treadsen Khan: "Your concerns are very likely. In short, to welcome the envoys, I'll go home and help you think about it, it's really not early today, I'll go back. ”
The president nodded, making a gesture of sending him out.
The second president is still hiding behind the big president. Only half of his face is revealed.
The third president shouted: "Uncle Tang, listen to me, you must buy a lottery ticket on the way home today, and you will definitely win...... Don't forget to buy lottery tickets...... Ah...... Oops...... Eldest sister, don't hit me on the head, they all say that hitting the head will make you stupid......"
Tang Sen sweated profusely, turned around and hurried away. I only heard the indignant scolding of the president behind him: "You are stupid enough, you can't get stupider." ”
"No, no, no, I'm a future girl, very smart...... If you continue to fight like this, I may become an idiot in the future. ”
"Didn't you say that you are a girl in the future? Then you don't know if you will become an idiot in the future?" said the president indignantly: "I have to repair you well today, I can't ...... you."
"Oh, big sister, stop...... I became an idiot after 200, and it turned out that you made it. ”
"Aren't you a girl from 100 years later, and how can you know what will happen 200 years from now?"
"This ...... There was a slight glitch with the Time Authority's system...... Don't, don't stab me with an explosive head...... Help, don't put your exploding head over here...... Help ......"
Tang Sen listened to this unreliable conversation and shook his head. walked out of the Lion Camel Palace, this Nima, none of the three presidents is reliable, and the future of this country is full of disasters.
Walked to the palace gate, retrieved his return sword from the doorman, carried it on his back, and turned back into a handsome and dashing sword fairy. But the strange thing is that Little Diamond Wind didn't wait for him here to drive him home.
Tang Sen had no choice but to ask the doorman, "What about the little diamond wind girl?"
The doorman said, "Lord Little Drill Wind suddenly had an urgent matter just now. She told me to hand you this map, saying that she had wronged you to go home by yourself. She'll make amends for you when you get back. ”
Tang Sen didn't mind, since she was busy, let's go back to Xiao Zhuanfeng's home by herself, the man didn't need his sister to drive and pick him up, that would be too hypocritical.
He strolled through the streets of Lion Camel City, surrounded by youkai from time to time. But these youkai didn't show any special attitude towards Town, maybe they thought of Townsend as a well-formed youkai.
Tang Sen was so happy that no one was watching him, so he had the opportunity to slowly appreciate the customs and demons of the lion camel country, and suddenly, a small shop selling lottery tickets appeared on the side of the road in front of him. When Tang Sen saw this shop, he couldn't help but smile slightly, just now the third president of the neurotic future girl said that he would win the lottery if he bought a lottery ticket, although Tang Sen didn't take it seriously, but there was really a shop that sold lottery tickets on the way home......? Why don't you give it a try?
Human beings are weird, and sometimes you know it's unreliable, but it's hard to resist giving it a try.
Bad things may be endured by concentration, but good things are hard to endure, for example, someone tells you to go to a certain temple to burn pillar incense, and the business you do can make a lot of money, and ordinary people even if they don't believe it, they have to burn incense, anyway, it doesn't take much effort.
The same is true for Tang Sen, knowing that the future girl is talking nonsense, but the lottery shop is in front of him, and it doesn't seem to be a shame to buy one, right? What if he really wins? Although there is no shortage of money to spend, it is a very happy thing to win the lottery.
Tang Sen walked to the door of the lottery shop and looked inside, only to see that there was only a waitress in a clerk's uniform sitting in the store, and she could only tell that it was a woman from her figure, but she couldn't see her face, because she covered her face with a thick headscarf.
Townsend asked politely, "Hello, I have just arrived in your country and want to buy a lottery ticket, I wonder what kind of currencies you support at this time?"
The masked waitress said in a hoarse voice: "The Datang coins circulating all over the world are fine, two yuan each." ”
Townsend asked, "When was this lottery drawn?"
"The draw was drawn on the spot. The waitress said: "Our lottery ticket is the nature of a scratch card, scratch it on the spot, and the money will be sent when you win the lottery." ”
Tang Sen handed over two yuan, and the waitress took out a box of cards: "You can draw one yourself." ”
Townsend drew a random card, and then began to scratch it casually, he thought to himself: Probably scratching is a "thank you for support", ......right? Then it was the moment to witness the miracle, the unthinkable happened, and Townsend scratched the card and looked at it, it was actually a "fifth prize".
"Huh, I'm rubbing, did you really win the lottery?" Tang Sen himself couldn't believe it, and couldn't help but snort.
"Wow, guest, you won the fifth prize, it's amazing!" The waitress jumped up and pointed to a large poster on the wall, which read, "The first prize is a Lion Camel car, the second prize is 20,000 yuan Datang coins, the third prize is 5,000 yuan Datang coins, the fourth prize is 2,000 yuan Datang coins, and the fifth prize is 500 yuan Datang coins." ”
Tang Sen glanced at the poster twice and said, "So, can I get 500 yuan?"
"That's right, you're in luck. The waitress took the prize ticket from Tang Sen's hand, opened the cash box on the counter, counted 500 Tang coins, and handed it to Tang Sen.
Tang Sen walked to the street with the money, his head was still a little cloudy, Nima, although the money to win the lottery is not much, but he really won the lottery, this is too weird, ......right? Does she really have some degree of foresight? In other words, I did meet a "prophet" in Lisbia, who has the ability to predict what happens in a very short period of time, and the three presidents are not ......
Thousands of thoughts turned in Tang Sen's mind, and suddenly, a thought exploded in his head, and he walked back to the lottery shop without saying a word.
The waitress couldn't help but look at him curiously when she saw that Townsend had just walked out and retreated.
Townsend walked straight up to the waitresses and stared at her carefully......
The girlfriend member was stared at a little flustered, and her eyes couldn't help but flicker.
Tang Sen suddenly sighed: "Damn, it's really ......" He suddenly reached out and grabbed the waitress's headscarf, pulled it back, and the headscarf fell down, revealing a cute face, this waitress was actually the third president.
"Oops!" the three presidents were identified and quickly took two steps back.
Tang Sen said angrily: "I'll just say, how can there be any good thing predicted by the future girl, you predicted that I would win the lottery, and then sell fake lottery tickets yourself, right? The lottery tickets in the box are all winning 500, right? You are really willing to play tricks on people, and actually spend money to give me a prize...... You're good enough to get to this point. ”
The Great Khan of the Three Presidents: "No, I'm a beautiful girl from the future......"
Tang Sen snatched the lottery box in her hand, scratched another one, and sure enough, it was a win, another scratch, another win, another scratch, or a win... There's not much to say, it's already certain that the whole box is a win. These lottery tickets will definitely not be genuine, Townsend rummaged through the counter, and sure enough, there is another box of real lottery tickets lying there quietly, the printing of real lottery tickets is obviously much more exquisite.
The three presidents argued: "Huh? It turns out that this box of lottery tickets is all winning? It's really strange, and the lottery company is definitely going to lose money." ”
Tang Sen said angrily: "It's time to force an explanation?"
"There's no forced explanation, people are really future girls. The three presidents said cutely: "Actually, I sold fake lottery tickets and was discovered by you, which is recorded in the history books, and it will happen no matter what, so ......"
"Okay, okay, so I've already believed that you're really a future girl. Tang Sen smiled bitterly: "I believe it, can't you? You don't have to do it anymore." ”
"Yo, are you convinced? That's great. The three presidents said cutely: "Because you are willing to believe me, I will tell you a good thing that is destined to happen in history, after a while, when you turn the corner of the street, you will meet a poor girl who was stabbed by her sister with an explosive head because of playing tricks, and had to escape from the house, homeless, if you are willing to take her to live in Xiaozhuanfeng's house temporarily, you will live a long life." ”
Tang Sen covered his face: "I understand, I'll turn the corner and pick you up in a while." ”
"It's decided!" the three presidents scurried out of the store.
Tang Sen spread his hands, suddenly reached out behind the counter and grabbed it, and grabbed a snail monster hiding in the counter, the monster quickly explained: "Please don't be angry, sir, I'm not a bad monster, although the three presidents are unreliable, but they are also presidents, she wants to borrow my lottery shop to deceive you, I don't dare not agree." ”
Tang Sen spread his hands and said: "I don't blame you, I just want to thank you, if it weren't for discovering your weak demonic power hiding behind the cabinet, I didn't expect this to be her scam, and I almost deceived her." (To be continued.) )