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Walking to the street, Tang Sen was not in a bad mood, he was teased by the cute girl in a harmless way, of course he would not be angry as a man, he was open-minded, he was okay.

Turning the corner, I saw the three presidents squatting on the side of the street, like an abandoned little animal, looking at him with pitiful eyes.

"Uncle Tang, I was stabbed on the head by my eldest sister and didn't dare to go home, can you take me to Xiao Zhuanfeng's house to live temporarily?" ”

"Yes, I see. Townsend stretched out his hand to shake her, trying to pull her up from the ground: "Let's go." ”

The third president stretched out his hand and shook it with Townese, suddenly, Townsend felt something strange sticking in his palm, he quickly shook off the hand of the third president, and looked at it, and she put a piece of mud in the palm of his hand...... It turned out that the three presidents were wearing a very thin, almost transparent plastic glove on their hands, and they were holding a piece of stinky mud dug out of the gutter in their palms, and took advantage of the opportunity for Townsend to shake hands with her, and pasted the mud onto Townsen's hands.

She laughed out loud, jumped backwards, and laughed wildly, "Fooled, right......?" Paste your hand mud. ”

Tang Sen was speechless: "I'm dizzy, such a low-level prank? Are you a primary school student?"

"Waha, I'm a future girl, and I have the ability to predict the future, so I know you're going to fall for me here. The three presidents smirked.

Tang Sen took out a napkin to wipe his hands, and said while wiping: "Yes, yes, you are really awesome, future girl, it seems that you are homeless or something, it's nonsense, right? I won't take you to Xiao Zhuanfeng's house, goodbye......"

"Oops!" the third president hurriedly exclaimed, "No. It's true that I'm homeless, every time after a prank, my eldest sister has to stab me with an explosive head, it's very scary, I have to take refuge in Xiao Zuanfeng's house, you take me there. ”

"You can't go by yourself, why do you have to take you with me?" said Tang Senqi.

"This ...... That ......" the third president blinked his big watery eyes: "Just now...... While you were chatting with the eldest sister and the second sister, I poured apple juice on Xiao Zuanfeng's body. She hurried home and took a shower...... So...... So I don't think she's very welcoming of me, and if you don't speak for me, she won't take me in. ”

Tang Sen covered his face, Nima, I said why didn't Xiao Zuanfeng wait for me to go home with me, it turned out that he was spoofed by your guy, okay, self-inflicted...... The ghost wants to help you say good things to Little Diamond Wind.

Tang Sen shook his head and said, "If you do something bad, you have to bear the consequences, I can't take you to Little Diamond Girl's house." You can find another place to live by yourself, but you are also a third president, and there are still a lot of people who are willing to take you in. ”

"This ......," said the three presidents pitifully, "the inhabitants of this country are so unfriendly that they all exclude me, a future girl, and no one will take me in." ”

Tang Sen understood now: "I'm rubbing, how many people have you played?"

The third president said cutely: "Actually, I haven't played tricks on anyone, I've only played tricks on monsters." ”

"There are only youkai in this country!" Tang Sen jumped up and complained, "By the way, you can still stay in a hotel." ”

"I don't have any money!"

Tang Sen Khan: "No money? Then you just gave me 500 Tang coins from your own pocket?"

"That's all my possessions!"

Townwend: "......"

All right. In order to trick others, this girl really paid a lot of money. It's really hard for you to take all your property and fix it.

Tang Sen took out 500 Tang coins from his pocket and returned them to the three presidents: "Take it to a hotel." ”

"That's not enough. The three presidents said pitifully: "All the hotels in the Lion Camel Country have to charge me 100 times the accommodation fee, otherwise I will not be allowed to stay." ”

"Why is that?"

"Because...... Every time I go to stay I play tricks on the owner of the hostel......"

Townsend covered his face.

"Take me to Little Diamond Wind's house!"

"No, you just tricked me. Tang Sen said with a serious face: "I want to exclude you like everyone else." ”

"You're different from everyone else. The three presidents said seriously: "You are human. I've heard that human beings have a very good heart, better than a monster's heart, can you bear to watch a future girl wander the streets, using a newspaper as a quilt cover?"

Tang Sen said: "I can't bear to see a young girl living on the streets, but I can't bear to see a future girl homeless. ”

"Wow...... Hello excessively. The three presidents squatted on the ground and cried: "Uncle Tang bullies people." ”

"You call me Uncle Donal, but you're actually bullying me. I still want to cry. Townsend said angrily.

"Uh......h Wow, wow, wow, wow......" The three presidents changed from crying to crying, this guy's voice was so loud that the cry actually shook the whole street echoing, and pedestrians on the side of the road stopped to watch.

The third president pointed at Tang Sen and said, "Come and see, this man is bullying me......"

Tang Sen looked left and right, and when he saw that everyone was looking at him with strange eyes, he couldn't help but sweat profusely. Nima, this is one of the most powerful killer moves for women, crying in the street, no man can parry.

Tang Sen was afraid that a few big men or policemen would come over on the side of the road, and asked why he made his sister cry, so he hurriedly comforted her: "Hey, don't cry, everyone is watching." ”

"I'm just going to cry until everybody comes to see how you're bullying me...... Woo...... Wow wow wow ......"

The pedestrians' eyes on the side of the road were even more strange, and the complicated eyes locked on Tang Sen together, making Tang Sen creepy. It's definitely a condemning look, and everyone is despising me and making me cry, oh my God!

At such times, men can only compromise. Tang Sen had no choice but to say: "Okay, okay, don't cry, damn, I admit defeat, I'll take you to Xiao Zhuanfeng's house, I'll help you intercede, that's okay, right?"

"Wow, really?" the three presidents jumped to their feet, and there was still a hint of crying in their eyes.

Tang Sen knew that she was using a trick, but he was helpless, so he had to say, "Really, let's go." ”

At this moment, passers-by who were still watching just now. At the same time, shaking his head, a monster came over and patted Tang Sen on the shoulder and said, "Brother, I sympathize with you." ”

Another monster also came over and said, "The third president has cheated you, right?"

"What did you promise the three presidents?"

The youkai on the side of the road sent sympathetic greetings.

Townsend Khan: "Do you know she's fake crying?"

"I know!" The monsters on the side of the road nodded together: "Everyone is tired of seeing the moves of the three presidents, just now we heard her crying here, and we knew that someone was going to be rectified again, so we stopped and watched together." ”

Townsend Khan: "I'll rub." I thought you were accusing me of bullying young girls. ”

"No, no, if other girls cry like this, we will definitely condemn that man, but since it is the three presidents who are crying, our eyes are all sympathetic to you, and we definitely have no intention of condemning you. The monsters said in unison.

"I'll rub, you didn't say it earlier. Tang Sen wanted to cry without tears: "I would have known that I wouldn't have agreed to this spoof guy." ”

It's a pity that there is no regret medicine to take in the world, and men can say it as soon as they say it. Thirty-two horses are difficult to chase, and the words spoken are like novels that have been written, which must not be changed, and Townsend had no choice but to swallow the bitter fruit and take the three presidents to Xiao Zuanfeng's home.

When I went to the Lion Camel Palace, I was driven by Xiao Zuanfeng, but when I got home, I could only walk, and the distance felt a bit far. Townsend could have flown back, but he wasn't in a hurry. It's just an unhurried pace, walking slowly.

The three presidents are not in a hurry. With a cute smile on his face, he jumped up and down following him.

Tang Senqi said: "Why do you always jump when you walk?"

"Because people are birds. The third president said, "Birds are jumping and jumping when they walk on the ground." ”

Tang Sen thought about it carefully, it seems that this is really the case, not to mention when birds fly in the sky, when walking on the ground, birds rarely walk gracefully. Most of it is a bouncing walk.

"I said, girl, why do you like to play tricks on people?"

"Ah......" The third president tilted his head and thought for a while, and said with a smile: "No reason, I think everyone lives a serious life, it's so boring." There should be more tossing in a quiet life to be interesting. ”

The Great Khan of Townsen.

The two were walking on the sidewalk on the side of the road, and a beautiful girl passed by the two of them on the side of the road, and the three presidents suddenly grabbed a small insect from the tree next to them, and threw the insect into the girl's collar at the moment of passing by.

"Ahh......h Bugs got into my clothes......"

She seemed to be very afraid of insects, her face was blue with fright, and she didn't care that this was on the street, so she immediately took off her clothes and threw the ground on the ground with a bang, and the result was ...... This took off the upper half of her body, leaving only a small close-fitting coat, and her snow-white skin was all exposed to Tang Sen's eyes.

Tang Sen hurriedly covered his eyes, but he immediately felt that covering his eyes at this time was not the best thing to do, so he quickly took off his coat again and draped it on the girl's body.

The girl was frightened for a moment, and shouted at the three presidents angrily: "You...... Why are you doing this? I'm going to court to sue you...... Huh, are you...... Are you three presidents?"

"Hee-hee, it's me!" the three presidents triumphantly agreed.

The indignation on the girl's face disappeared in an instant, and she became annoyed: "It turned out to be the third president, okay, count me unlucky, I don't bother to sue you." ”

Tang Sen Khan, at this time he could interject into his mouth, and hurriedly said: "Girl, you can't condone her crazy pranks just because she is the president, and you can't bully ordinary people just because you are the president." I support you in suing her, and I will be a witness for you. Let's sue her for malicious harassment, destroying your reputation, causing you to strip on the street, and we must compensate you for your mental losses. (To be continued.) )

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