Chapter Eighty-Three: Playing Soy Sauce
Zhou Yang'er has always believed that in this world, only Yang Da really regards himself as a brother, and only his own dear brothers, good things are shared together, and trouble is carried by one person.
Although most of the time the sheep can't help the troubles he encounters, at least he will definitely bring his brother to his brother when he encounters any good things. Unfortunately, as a sheep, most of the so-called good things in his cognition are eating like wind spirit grass. Therefore, Zhou Dashenjun often encounters his own boss holding a leaf or a wild flower or something to feed him to his mouth, and sometimes it is not okay not to eat it.
For example, like now, just as Zhou Yang'er raised the delicate and clear agate-like grass in his hand and pondered vigorously, the sheep on the side had already screamed again and again, urging him to taste it quickly. Just now, people came over with a flower, but they didn't eat it, and now they have a bunch of grass, if they don't eat it, it will hurt the boss's face too much. After a slight hesitation in his heart, he remembered that Li Xin had also said that this wind spirit grass was edible just now, so he immediately picked a leaf and stuffed it into his mouth.
When the leaf was entered, Zhou Dashenjun only felt that his mouth was full of sweetness, and the leaf was warm and delicate, and after a while in his mouth, it turned into an unhurried aura and went straight to the sea of qi......
I didn't expect this leaf to taste so comfortable, Zhou Dashenjun couldn't help but pick another piece and put it in his mouth, "Boom!" The whole body was like a fire, and instantly turned into a faint aura and swam towards the sea of qi. This time, he was sweating all over his body and couldn't come back to his senses for a while.
Half-sticking out his tongue and inhaling the cool air in his mouth, Zhou Yang'er only felt as if he was about to smoke. Holding the wind spirit grass with only two leaves left, he smiled bitterly in his heart, no wonder Li Xin would say that.
"Dead sheep, what are you doing, this grass is so dirty, the roots are still with mud, don't eat indiscriminately!" Zhao Yan on the side looked up suddenly, and just saw the second sheep who was chewing grass and eating on the side, he was really angry, this dead sheep, because his name is sheep, so it is really similar to the sheep, and he actually loves to eat grass! The angry Miss Zhao roared, startling Zhou Dashenjun, and when he turned around, he saw Zhao Yan staring at him viciously, as well as the wind spirit grass in his hand.
"Bah...... Sheep big!" The sheep boss next to him was obviously very dissatisfied with Zhao Yan's description, and screamed aggrievedly on the side. Zhao Yan turned her head and glared at it, and shouted: "You are the same, you can eat such dirty grass, you are disgusting to death!"
The two brothers who were scolded glanced at each other, and Zhou Yang'er said with a smile: "No, sister, this grass is really ...... Very tasteful, sizzle!. As he spoke, he took another breath of cool air. Spicy! Spicy!
"Haha, stupid, of course it's very tasteful. Li Xin in his left arm laughed and said: "This wind spirit grass has a total of three leaves, one leaf is like a spring breeze, mild and delicious, one leaf is like a summer wind, hot and hot, and one leaf is like a cold winter wind, cold and biting." Aren't you spicy, eat the last leaf, it's cool and comfortable, just go to the spicy taste in your mouth, hehe!"
"Really?" The mouth was getting hotter and hotter, and Zhou Dashenjun, who had already begun to shed tears, was overjoyed when he heard this, but he looked at the wind spirit grass in his hand and became worried again, there are still two leaves left in this grass, who knows which one is Shuofeng?
"What, haven't you already eaten two pieces, how can there be so many left, could it be that there are four leaves of this grass?" in his left arm, Li Dajun asked in surprise.
Looking at the grass in his hand, Zhou Yang'er confirmed: "It's four." ”
"Ah!" Li Xin seemed shocked: "Impossible! That is the King of Wind Spirit Grass, the four seasons are complete, and he should be the king." Only the king of grass has leaves that resemble the golden wind of autumn. It's a really good thing......!
For Zhou Dashenjun, the most unpleasant thing is the three words of good things, without waiting for Li Xin to finish speaking, he picked off all the two leaves and stuffed them into his mouth, even if he was pulled by Zhao Yan's ears, he couldn't take care of it. The autumn wind sweeps away the fallen leaves, and the wind penetrates the cold. In an instant, it was cold from the inside out! The abdomen was like a pile of ice cubes, and under the severe pain, he had to squat on the ground with his stomach in his arms, startling Miss Zhao on the side, and hurriedly let go of the hand that was pinching his ear.
"You...... You...... You!" Li Xin looked angry, and paused for a long time before scolding: "Fool, among the wind spirit grass, only the grass king can bloom and bear seeds and give birth to many new grasses. Now, it's all a mess!"
Half squatting on the ground, the cold in his stomach made people unable to straighten his waist, and after listening to Li Xin's words, his stomach seemed to be even colder. Looking at the grass roots without leaves in his hand, Zhou Yang'er said in a sullen voice: "It should still be planted......
"Plant you a big-headed ghost!" There was a sharp pain in his forehead, Li Xin in his left arm, and the eldest lady of the Zhao family beside him scolded together. The voice was so neat, which made Zhou Dashenjun a little surprised.
"Stupid, as long as the grass has no leaves, even if the head of the Green Capsule Valley comes, it won't be able to be planted, and a good spiritual root will be trampled by you again. In his left arm, Li Dajun said distressedly: "This grass is unique to the spirit clan, and it is extremely rare to grow grass kings that can be planted for other races. ”
"Eh!" looked at the grass roots in his hand that had begun to turn yellow, Zhou Dashenjun just wanted to ask again, but there was another slap in his head, which was really painful, but when he raised his eyes, he saw Zhao Yan with tears in his eyes, and looked at him with an anxious expression.
Rubbed the painful brain that was poked by the crazy woman, no, he was a little puzzled, even if Zhao Yan's fingers were powerful, and he broke his glazed golden body, but it shouldn't hurt like this, he looked down at her fingers, Zhou Yang'er twitched the corners of his mouth, but saw Zhao Yan holding an iron stick more than a foot long in his hand, black and shiny with a metallic luster, such a murder weapon, no wonder his brain hurts so much.
A face can't be bitter at this time, this little girl, it's getting worse and worse, how can she deal with her husband like this, the angry Zhou Dashenjun roared angrily: "Damn crazy woman, do you want to murder your husband?"
"What do you call me?" The two beautiful eyebrows instantly raised up, a pair of Danfeng eyes were at least half larger than usual, and Miss Zhao, who was wearing long blond hair, asked quietly. Sound...... I don't seem to be very angry!
However, he knew his wife's temper well, and his face suddenly turned pale, just like before the flood on the river, it was always calm, obviously Zhao Yan was already a huge wave at this time. Zhou Dashenjun, who was still angry just now, had no power at this time, and once again showed the true nature of the dog-legged young man, grinning and said: "Sister, you have heard something, how can there be a crazy woman." With that, he turned around and pretended to be looking around.
"Bah...... Yang Da on the side suddenly shouted, although he would always only call his own name, but as long as he looked at its eyes full of smiles, it was obvious that the boss was watching the excitement unscrupulously, and patted on its huge purple horns, Zhou Da Shenjun looked at Zhao Yan with an angry face and said, "Sister, where did you get this iron skewer?"
"Hmph!" sneered, but heard Zhao Yan say coldly: "That was sent to me by Daochang Li to cure your madness!"
"Crazy?" Zhou Yang'er, who was confused, was a little stupid at this time......
"Look at you, one day the gods are chattering, and they actually talk to themselves, except for crazy people, can ordinary people be like this? Then what are the five elements into the body, don't practice anymore, go back and ask the master to teach you a technique to calm your mind and calm your mind, first stabilize your state of mind. Although the words were full of concern, the cold tone made Zhou Dashenjun's heart furious.
Just wanted to open his mouth to explain a few sentences, but was glared at by those beautiful Danfeng eyes, and swallowed all the words in an instant, and the madman Zhou, who had been diagnosed with mental problems, said helplessly: "Sister, even if you are sick, you don't need to poke it with a latte, it will kill you!"
The blonde girl on the opposite side seemed to be very kind, but her tone sounded colder than the wind leaves of the wind spirit grass: "If you talk to yourself like this again, I will only be able to pierce the sea of qi next time, my head is harder than a stone, and I don't know how to burn it, Li Daochang said that the iron skewer is convenient to use force, and it can't pierce people." ”
Slapped his forehead hard, Zhou Dashenjun was almost not scared to death by Zhao Yan's words, and the iron skewer pierced the sea of qi? This old ghost surnamed Li was obviously fighting Baofu, but looking at his wife's serious expression, it seems that you should be careful when talking to Li Xin in the future, and you must not say it out loud.
"What can't pierce the dead?" A woman's voice came from outside the door, and when she heard the voice, Zhou Yang'er felt helpless in her heart, and she didn't need to turn around to see that the princess Ziling had come to join in the fun again......
Looking at the gate of the Imperial Palace, which was once again smashed into a big hole by the sheep, Princess Daning's eyebrows trembled slightly, and she glanced at the triumphant giant goat and its human brother, He Ziling sighed: "It seems that Zhou Gongzi's brother likes to break in!"
glanced back, but saw that the princess of Daning was still dressed in purple, but her original purple hair had turned crimson at this time. And behind her stood a man. Zhou Dashenjun raised his eyes and saw that it was that Li Longwang.
"Hahaha!" But he heard Li Longwang's strange voice and laughed: "Brother Zhou, let's meet again!"
"King Li Long!" Zhou Yang'er's bare bare brows suddenly pulled out countless pimples, originally Li Xin wanted to be close to him, but who expected that people would run by themselves, and secretly guessed in his heart for a long time, and he didn't understand what this guy was running for.
"Bah...... Sheep big!" An angry strange cry came, the giant sheep standing at the gate of the palace was staring fiercely at the bald tail old Li at this time, the last time in the palace, the brothers fought Li Longwang, and killed a difficult to solve, although after the Taihe Palace, Zhou Yang'er reconciled with him, but the sheep did not recognize this stubble, a pair of strange eyes stared at the old dragon who looked like a strong man, and the purple horns flashed with electricity. If it weren't for Zhou Yang'er coming forward in time to appease, I am afraid that this Imperial Palace would be demolished into rubble.
Seeing that Zhou Yang'er and Yangda were looking at themselves strangely, "Hahaha!" The old dragon king snorted, pulled and said: "Brother Zhou, don't look at me with such affectionate eyes, my brother is here to make soy sauce!"
"Soy sauce ......" Everyone in the hall, including the princess Ziling, had several black lines jumping out of their foreheads!
"Dizzy, it's wrong, it's wrong. Seeing that they were all confused, the old dragon king hurriedly said, "I'm passing by...... Drop by for a soy sauce ...... Well, you'll just treat me as if I don't exist. ”