Chapter 82: Wind Spirit Grass
Actually, Li Xinzhong has other plans.vd.
This group of spirits is different from the ordinary ** mortal humans, and the physique of this spirit is different from that of most animal creatures in this world. Rather, it was like the grass and trees. The fire does not burn, the water is difficult to hurt, the knife splits and the axe dodges, as long as it is not injured, it will not die at all.
"This is the best soldier in the world, and if you train it, I'm afraid that my flying dragon rider back then will not be able to compete with it!" Li Xin's complaint in his left arm surprised Zhou Dashenjun, and after thinking about it seriously, he felt that Li Xin was a little whimsical, so that a group of delicate chicks, okay, even if it was a little elf, wearing armor and holding a blade, killing the enemy and charging, this is too unreliable, right?
However, his idea was immediately rejected by Li Xin, and the temper of the Daning military god attacked, and he reprimanded viciously: "On the battlefield, there are only good soldiers and bad soldiers, no male soldiers and female soldiers. These little ladies are good materials for being soldiers, and it's a pity that you give up. ”
"Who said I would give up!" Grabbing his oily and slippery head, Zhou Dashenjun retorted: "You also heard it just now, and they personally promised not to shirk their ......"
"Stupid!" Li Xin said angrily: "If you don't agree to save the peony, they will ask for you, and naturally they won't dare to slack off, but now, you have nothing to control them! How can this group of spirits be used by you? Just because of your nonsense, you have lost a powerful army, how can you really get a stupid word!"
"It's not that I'm stupid!" Zhou Yang'er shook her head and said with a smile: "Lao Li, are you smart and stupid?"
"What?" Li Xin in his left arm was visibly stunned.
"Let's bet, those little ladies won't dare to snub me!
"What are you sure?" Li Xin sneered.
"If I win, how about you pass on the three immortal cultivation methods to me?" As soon as he heard this, he knew that the lion of the Great Divine Monarch of Zhou opened his mouth.
"What a big appetite, I think it's even more appropriate for you to call a sheep with a big mouth!" Li Xin was really shocked, and immediately continued: "Three immortals? If you have a next life, I will teach this method! In this way, if you win, I will tell you the wonderful use of the golden technique."
With a long sigh, Zhou Dashenjun pretended to sigh and said: "It's really stingy, okay, just according to your words!" But he just wanted to laugh in his heart, Li Xin was right, he did say a word of nonsense, and the group of peonies was saved. But he never thought that even if he could save the peony with one sentence, he would naturally be able to wipe out this group of peonies with one sentence, how dare these chicks offend themselves.
"Hisss!" Li Junshen in his left arm sighed with a cool breath, "How did you forget this stubble!" In his heart, he only counted the spirit soldiers, obviously forgetting to calculate the power of the Heavenly Mandate God Monarch's words......
"Hehe...... kept his usual smirk, and Zhou Dashenjun teased: "I can't imagine that you also have a time to forget!"
"Hmph!" With a sneer, Li Dajunshen stopped talking, obviously acquiescing to his sarcasm.
Finally regained face in front of Li Xin, Zhou Yang'er was very happy, jumped out of bed and walked to the window, but saw that the sky was already covered with a trace of fish belly white, he was sleepy, and muttered in his mouth "The second master of the sheep sleeps once and can't sleep ......well" and the like, opened the door and slipped to the front yard, and saw Yang Dazheng lying under the peonies, gnawing on the golden-red clover grass next to the flower......
A few more pimples were raised on his smooth brows, the boss has never eaten back grass, and today this is?
"Stupid, that's the Wind Spirit Grass, it's the food that the group of spirits entertained your brother, don't guess if you don't understand!" Li Xin, who had never spoken, said suddenly.
"Wind Spirit Grass?" Zhou Dashenjun asked strangely, "What is that?"
"The specialty of the spirit clan is not of great use, but it is extremely delicious, and it is full of aura, which is quite conducive to cultivation, and only the spirits know how to plant. Li Xin replied: "That thing can also be eaten, do you want to taste it, hehe!"
Seeing that Yang Dazheng was eating happily, he thought that this grass tasted good, but Zhou Yang'er always felt that Li Xin's words just now seemed to be deliberately playing tricks on people, especially the laughter at the end, which seemed to be gloating. He snorted at the moment, but he didn't go over to look at his boss.
As soon as he turned around and walked slowly towards the Imperial Palace, before he got closer, he heard the voice of Zhao Da Fat Wolf crying and howling: "Ah, sister, don't fight! Sister, spare me, right?" When he heard the voice, it was obvious that the rouge tiger of the Zhao family was powerful again.
In order not to be affected by the pond fish, Zhou Dashenjun tiptoed to hide outside the door of the repaired hall, and saw that the door frame had been replaced with stainless steel!
"You evil obstacle!" In the hall, the eldest lady of the Zhao family and the crazy woman of the Zhou Yang'er family were hysterically reprimanding their brothers: "I told you to practice the Tao well, but you have to worry about the wealth of the world." Now that you have become a festival envoy, a member of the first product, you don't learn how to be an official well, you first learn to tie up the internal prison Huangmen. See that I will not whip you to death today!" and then heard the sound of crackling whips and the sound of the lord begging for mercy.
I don't know if I was in a hurry or what, but I heard Zhao Zhe howl loudly: "Sister, you are still unreasonable, I am just learning to be an official, my father said that an official with ability, naturally as long as he is an official, he has no ability, he has to learn how to stammer." The eunuch is the emperor's close attendant, if the knot is good, and there is someone around the emperor to report the news, this official will naturally be good. ”
"Fart!" It seems that Zhao Yan is really angry, she has lost everyone's beautiful demeanor, scolded fiercely, and shouted again: "Is this how Dad taught you? Dad is letting you learn more skills, you and you ......"
Zhao Da Fat Dun suddenly stopped crying at this time, but smiled and said, "Sister, you are a dignified county lord, and you are speaking foul language." Be careful that your brother-in-law doesn't want you. ”
With a crisp sound, the little fat man must have eaten a hard slap again, and couldn't help crying out in pain, and said while howling: "Learn more skills, have a fart, the bigger the ability, the faster you die, you look at that Guo Dingyuan, who beat the alien race and ran away, but the emperor is not waiting to see it, it is difficult to say whether his life will be guaranteed or not, and there are big birds, seeing that the emperor is about to do it! The second brother of the sheep has great ability, and as a result, his master is forced to become a god! I heard that it is also a lifeless job, sister, let's not learn the ability!"
"What? Will the sheep die if they become gods?" Zhao Yan screamed, and then asked again, "What's the matter?"
Zhou Dashenjun outside the window was also shocked, and thought secretly: "I didn't tell their brothers and sisters about this at the beginning, how did this little fat man know?"
"I don't know, I'm talking nonsense!" Zhao Zhe replied in a panic.
Listening to the tone that wanted to be sealed, Zhou Dashen Jun felt that there must be something strange in it, and he wanted to open the door and go in. But I heard someone behind me say cautiously: "Zhou Gongzi, do you want to enter the palace?"
Turning his head to look, it was the little eunuch Qin Shun, who had a good relationship with Zhao Zhe, although his question was very light, but it made everyone inside and outside the house hear it clearly, and with a bang, the door of the Imperial Palace opened, and Miss Zhao walked out with an angry face.
Looking at Zhao Yan who was angry in front of him, Zhou Dashenjun just piled up a smile on his face, and he felt a sharp pain in the tip of his ears, and the glazed golden body was once again broken by the current Zhao family, the number one master of the Zhou family in the future......
"Oops!" was walked into the hall by his own crazy woman with his ears raised, and raised his eyes to see that Qin Shun was beckoning the little fat man Zhao Zhe to slip away, and was about to stop him to ask what was going on, but there was a sharp pain on his forehead. "Sizzle!" Zhou Dashenjun took a breath of cold air, how did he come back, he had cultivated himself into a glazed golden body, whether it was his ears or forehead, he was poked and twisted by Miss Zhao to death. On the contrary, it is not as good as when the gold entered the body at the beginning.
Seeing the crazy woman's angry face, Zhou Yang'er hurriedly laughed and said, "I said, sister, you are a beautiful lady, don't be so rude." ”
Seeing that Zhao Yan was about to stare again, she hurriedly said: "If a girl is angry, she will immediately become ugly." Just now I met a beautiful woman who laughed like a toad, which made people want to vomit!"
"Bastard!" The blonde girl opposite her had wide apricot eyes and shouted angrily, "Who do you say is a toad?"
"It's not you, it's not...... I mean the one I just met!" Seeing that Zhao Yan had a tendency to develop towards the old way, Zhou Dashenjun hurriedly explained with a smile.
"The ...... you just ran into That?" In an instant, Miss Zhao, who was originally angry, suddenly looked at him with a smile, and asked with a murderous smile: "Which one did you meet just now?"
"...... just now" Looking at Zhao Yan, who was becoming more and more murderous, Zhou Dashenjun's voice became smaller and smaller, and he only muttered two words, and then he was silent.
Unexpectedly, this dead sheep had just entered the palace and had a lot of thoughts, and the more Miss Zhao thought about it, the more angry she became, and she gritted her teeth and was about to speak. But I heard a loud bang, and the gate of the emperor fell to the ground again, and a huge goat with an innocent face holding a bunch of red grass stood at the door, squeezing out a sentence from between his teeth: "Baa...... Sheep big!"
Looking at the palace gate that fell heavily on the ground again and turned into seven or eight pieces, and then looked at the innocent Yang Da who was still standing at the door, Zhou Da Shenjun shook his head helplessly, and took advantage of the fact that Miss Zhao, who was looking at the sheep and was stupid, did not pay attention, and escaped from under her broken glass gold body fingers. walked up to his brother, slapped on the big purple horn that he took the initiative to come over, and said, "Brother, it's not good for us to bully people like this." ”
Some didn't understand what their brother meant, and Yang Da didn't pay much attention to it, raised his head slightly, and handed over the wind spirit grass in his mouth.
I took it from my brother's mouth, but I saw that the grass was red and crystal clear, but it looked like the agate paperweight in Uncle Zhao's study. Holding it in his hand and looking at himself, Zhao Yan on the side also walked over, took one in his hand, and the more he looked at it, the more he liked it, and asked, "What kind of grass is this?"
"Hehe...... "Zhou Dashenjun, who had an honest face, replied: "I heard that it is called Wind Spirit Grass"