The third, five, three, and the dog that lost the family
Update at 8 p.m.
Tang Sen spread his hands: "I can't talk about the name of Gao, my name is Tang Sen, I am from the Eastern Tang Kingdom, and I am from the imperial capital." ”
The Bull Demon King flattened his mouth and stared at Tang Sen's handsome face for a while: "Okay, you are very handsome, snatch my wife and Xiaosan away at the same time, count your skills, but a man's ability can't just rely on his face, I want to fight with you now, let's see who is more powerful under his hands, and who is more man." ”
Tang Sen said with a smile: "You are right, a man can't just rely on his face, but also on his ability, I agree with this sentence very much, but can you and I go head-to-head to prove that you are more of a man than me? You are clearly a woman, no matter how much you prove it, even if you are as strong as Long Aotian, but you are a woman after all, even if I am not as good as Xiaoqiang, but I am still a man." Whoever you and I are more manly than you and me, no matter how you compare, you will lose. ”
"Poof!" the Bull Demon King bent forward in frustration again.
The congenital conditions are too unfavorable, and the Bull Demon King feels the deep malice of this world, why did he reincarnate as a cow?
"No, no, no, I must fight you alone!" "The Bull Demon King roared and jumped up: "No matter what, I can't swallow this breath in my heart...... I'm going to go head-to-head with you, ahh......h
At this time, a Lori voice suddenly came from the sky: "Hey, ex-dad, forget it, what you're doing now is too ugly, and if you're frustrated in love, you will obediently retreat, and if you have to fight your rival alone, it will only look more like a lost dog." ”
It turned out that it was the red boy who arrived, and it was okay that she didn't open her mouth. It's like a miracle mending knife.
After hearing this, the Bull Demon King only felt a click, and his heart and liver were split into seven or eight pieces.
That's right, after falling out of love, asking for a heads-up with a rival here, this is a very ugly move, and it's like a lost dog. In movies and television, this is all the work of the villain, is it not enough to lose face?
The Bull Demon King took a few steps back, suddenly hid his face and cried, and ran away.
Tang Sen watched the Bull Demon King run and run, and after running for about ten meters, he actually fell to the ground, and then got up and continued to run, after running for more than ten meters. Fell again, then got up again and continued to run...... That would be a tragedy.
"Hey, she looks sad, she's going to be fine, right?" Townsend sympathized with the thing.
Princess Iron Fan and Yu Linglong were actually worried, after all, they used to be very close people, and they didn't want to see the Bull Demon King like this, the two girls frowned: "Hey, will she be too sad to seek death?" But it's not convenient for us to comfort her now." ”
Townsend looked up. He said to the red boy who was driving the clouds in the sky, "Hey, red boy. Go and see the Bull Demon King, Iron Fan and Yu Linglong are now in an awkward relationship with her, and it is inconvenient to comfort her, but you have no problem, as her former adopted daughter, go and comfort your adoptive father...... Ahem...... Foster mother. It would be better that way. ”
Red Boy thought for a while and said, "Well, that makes sense, I'll go see her, I hope she won't be too sad." ”
The red boy rode the clouds and chased the Bull Demon King.
It didn't take long. I caught up with the Bull Demon King in a mountain recess, and I saw her sitting on a big rock, crying very sadly.
The red boy landed beside her and snorted, "Former father, you are too useless, aren't you?" ”
When the Bull Demon King saw the child coming, he wiped a handful of tears in embarrassment: "Dad really can't help it." ”
"Didn't you say that men don't flick when they have tears?" said the red boy, "Dad is really ungentlemanly." ”
"This ......" the Bull Demon King Khan.
"A manly man, where he falls, he should get up from there. The red boy snorted: "If you are frustrated in love, you will fight on the love field and defeat your rival, isn't it?"
"This ...... That's right. The Bull Demon King smiled bitterly: "But this time it will be difficult to take revenge in the love field, you look at how handsome Tang Sen's kid looks, Tie Fan and Linglong are fascinated by him." Linglong didn't like women in the first place, I disguised myself as a man to deceive her heart, and now she knows that I am a daughter, and no matter how hard I try, I can't make her change her mind. As for your mother, I've been with her for so many years, and I know her person best, and she said that she didn't like me very much before, and now that I think about it, it should be true, otherwise why would she have always been so fierce to me? Now that she's met the man she really loves, I can't win her anyway. ”
"So, you're giving up on yourself?" the red child sneered: "Former father, you really disappointed me too much, you are really too much of a failure." ”
The Bull Demon King smiled bitterly: "Then what else can I do?"
"You use your brains, since it's no longer possible to start from your mother and Aunt Linglong, why don't you do the opposite and start with Tang Sen. Red Boy said.
"I just wanted to get started with him, find him alone, and kill him...... But you also said that doing that is the behavior of a lost dog......" The Bull Demon King said in embarrassment: "What am I going to do to not be a lost dog?"
Red Boy said: "If you use force against him, of course you will be a lost dog, but if you use other moves, it will be different." ”
"What other moves?" the Bull Demon King was overjoyed: "Come and listen." ”
The red boy said: "Hmph, the matter on the love field, of course, is solved with love." Ex dad, you are actually a daughter, you just need to put on women's clothes, transform into a beautiful and perfect woman, hook up with Tang Sen, let him fall in love with you and dump his mother and Aunt Linglong, and then, you put back on men's clothes, self-defeating identity, saying that you are the Bull Demon King, get rid of Tang Sen, hahahaha, the expressions of the three of them must be very wonderful at that time, you will win a big victory, who would dare to say that it looks like a lost dog at that time?"
"Huh, there is such a trick?" The Bull Demon King was in high spirits: "Yes, you are worthy of being my genius prodigy daughter, you are so smart, such a trick, why didn't I think of it? Very good, Dad will go find women's clothes to wear now, and transform into a perfect woman, hahahaha, if you want Tang Sen to fall in front of me, I will dump him again." ”
The red boy thought to himself: Well, now it's okay, my ex's father is cheering up, I have completed the task of persuasion perfectly, and I can retreat.
She patted the Bull Demon King on the shoulder and said, "Then that's it, Father Ex, goodbye." ”
Red Boy floated back to Tang Sen and reported: "After completing the task, the ex-father is no longer crying, and he is very excited to devote himself to the next job, everyone doesn't have to worry about her." ”
"Oh, that's good!" Tang Sen, Tie Fan, and Yu Linglong didn't expect Red Boy to run around and come up with ideas, and thought that she really comforted the Bull Demon King, and everyone didn't want to face the Bull Demon King again, so of course they wouldn't go to check it.
"It's here. Tang Sen said loudly: "It's almost time for me to continue my journey westward, and ask the Iron Fan Girl to help me extinguish the fire in the Flaming Mountain and send me over." ”
Princess Iron Fan smiled: "Why are you in such a hurry to leave, we have just met, we should know more about it......
Tang Sen Khan: "I don't want this." ”
The princess of the iron fan was generous: "Then you want to come back to see me after your trip, so it's okay, right? ”
Tang Sen had no choice but to say: "Okay, when I finish my trip, I will definitely come back to see you, a word." ”
Princess Iron Fan smiled: "Then it's decided." ”
Yu Linglong took Tang Sen's hand and burst into tears: "Mr. Tang, what if you leave and the robbers come to rob me again?
Tang Sen said, "Uh, this...... Didn't the Bull Demon King say it just now? Although you have broken up, she will still protect you, I believe she is serious when she says this, in the future, her gang should let go out, and don't let the surrounding Xiaoxiao robbers move you, I believe you should be safe, if you really think it's inappropriate, you can go to the edge of the Flame Mountain, there is a Flame Mountain Science and Technology Research Institute of the Tang Kingdom, seek refuge from the researchers there, report my name, they should have a way to protect you......"
At this time, Princess Iron Fan spoke: "Don't be so troublesome, Linglong girl, you will move to Cuiyun Mountain in the future and live with me." ”
"Huh, with Sister Iron Fan?" Yu Linglong couldn't help but froze: "Is this appropriate?"
"Nothing out of place. Princess Iron Fan said generously: "I found that you are a good girl, we should be able to get along very happily." ”
"You...... Aren't you afraid that I will rob Mr. Tang with you?" Yu Linglong replied shyly: "People are fox spirits, and they are very good at hooking up with men." ”
Iron Fan Princess: "......"
Townwend: "......"
After a long while, Princess Tiefan said: "That's a later story, let's not talk about it for the time being, I want to ask you to live with me and teach me some women's skills......"
"What is a woman's ability?" said Yu Linglong.
"That's it...... Do housework, women are popular, how to get along with men, how to please men, how to correct your princess disease...... Oops, I'm going to learn so much. Princess Iron Fan said pitifully: "I want to become a woman like you who is loved by men, not a princess who is high." Otherwise, my kind of character can't keep a man's heart at all, even if Tang Sen marries me, he will have to divorce me in a few days. ”
Tang Sen Khan said: "Hey, I'm not the kind of man who is irresponsible. My mother said that a woman who has slept with her must be responsible for a lifetime. ”
Princess Iron Fan was overjoyed: "Oh, that's good, you've slept with me for two nights." (To be continued.) )