The third and fifth four, the diary of His Majesty

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Townson: "I'm rubbing, what I said about sleeping is not the same as what you said about sleeping." ”

"If it's not all the same sleeping word, what difference can there be?"

Tang Sen suddenly sweated profusely, by the way, this woman's previous husband was a woman, she was about, maybe, still don't understand what "sleep" is, right?

Don't talk about things that can't be said.,I'm not a physiology and hygiene teacher.,Leave this kind of thing to her and slowly experience it later.。 Having said that, this woman is obviously already a wife, and even her children are so old, but she doesn't know the meaning of the word "sleep", which is really scary.

Tang Sen directly put aside this question: "Okay, it's time to send me over the Flame Mountain, right?" You have helped you a lot by helping me put out the fire, and you have to fulfill your promise this time, and you can't be too chicken." ”

Princess Iron Fan thought about it, this is also true, she used to help extinguish the fire at the beginning to ask Tang Sen to help her do this and that, but three good things, he has done so many things for himself, it is not okay not to reciprocate, he still has to keep his promises.

Princess Iron Fan said, "Let's go, let's go to the Flame Mountain together." ”

The group returned to Basho Cave first, called Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and others, carried their luggage, and prepared to continue westward before coming to the side of the Flame Mountain.

The fire was still burning in front of him, and the Iron Fan Princess opened her cherry mouth and took out a small green leaf from under her tongue, which shook in the wind and turned into a huge banana fan.

Tang Sen looked at this fan curiously: "This is the treasure fan that can extinguish fires?"

"Well, this is a banana fan made of banana leaves picked at the foot of Kunlun Mountain when chaos first opened, and there are two sides. Princess Iron Fan introduced: "One of the banana fans is in the hands of Taishang Laojun, which can calm the wind and make fire. The other side fell into the hands of my father, who was able to extinguish the fire, and my father gave me this fan that could extinguish the fire. ”

She swept towards the Flaming Mountain. In an instant, the wind was fierce, it was really a powerful wind, even more powerful than the yellow wind that the rat spirit had made when he was in Huangfeng Ridge. The Iron Fan Princess waved it over again, and the majestic fire on the Flame Mountain was suddenly extinguished......

Tang Sen was overjoyed: "This can be passed." ”

"Don't worry, it's not over, this mountain has been burning for 500 years. Even if the fire is extinguished, the temperature of the mountain is still very high, and people's feet will be scalded when they walk on it. The princess of the iron fan said, "I have to add another fan." ”

After saying that, the princess of the iron fan added another fan, and a drizzle followed, enveloping the entire flame mountain in a misty rain, and the rain fell on the mountain rocks, and was immediately evaporated by the high temperature, turning into white water vapor. The entire Flaming Mountain was covered in moisture and drizzle, and the picture looked very beautiful.

Princess Iron Fan smiled: "The rain has lowered the temperature of the mountain, and it can be passed now." ”

Tang Sen hugged his fist at Princess Iron Fan and said, "Thank you, princess, girl, then I'm going to set off." ”

Princess Iron Fan was very reluctant, but Tang Sen was determined to go west, and she couldn't stop it, so she had to say: "You promised to come back to see me after the trip." ”

Yu Linglong also said: "You must come back." ”

Townsend said, "Okay. I will do what I promised, and I will do what I said I would come back to see you. But...... Just because I'm coming back to see you doesn't mean I'm going to fall in love with you. ”

"It's going to make you fall in love with it. Princess Iron Fan blushed and said, "During the time you travel, I will learn to be a woman and get rid of the princess's disease." ”

Tang Sen waved his hand to the two girls, and then pushed the little white dragon bicycle and slowly walked into the Flaming Mountain. Sun Wukong and the others also waved goodbye and followed Tang Sen over, the white water vapor and the vast drizzle slowly swallowed up their group and disappeared ......-

At the same time, Heavenly Court ......

Fairy Chang'e holds a fat jade rabbit. Slowly walked into the back garden of the Golden Cloud Palace. The garden had just been cleaned, clean enough to be stained with dust, and when she walked through the water-colored cloister, she saw a fairy in a pink dress rubbing the jade railing of the cloister.

Fairy Chang'e walked up to the fairy and asked in a low voice, "Sister, I want to ask you about something." ”

The fairy in the pink dress raised her head and said with a smile: "It turned out to be Sister Chang'e, what do you want to ask?"

Fairy Chang'e said mysteriously: "I recently heard a rumor that His Majesty the Jade Emperor has a sweetheart, is this true? You are a maid in the Golden Cloud Palace, you should know something about this kind of thing, right? I usually live in the Guanghan Palace, and I don't know anything about this matter, so I only came to ask you." ”

The fairy in the pink dress pouted, and a look of embarrassment flashed on her face: "Sister Chang'e, don't embarrass me, about His Majesty's private affairs, how can we who are maids have the right to know? She won't confide in us casually." ”

Fairy Chang'e said: "Your Majesty has the habit of writing a diary, and her little pink diary must have her sweetheart written in it...... Why don't you take the opportunity to clean His Majesty's room and take a sneak peek?"

"Wow, is there a mistake? Wouldn't it be a great sin to do such a thing?" The fairy's face turned pale with fright: "I don't dare to do it, even if I do this kind of thing, I don't dare to chew my tongue casually, no matter whether she has a sweetheart or not, it's not people like me who dare to inquire and dare to discuss." ”

"Cut, it's just a peek at the diary, what's not to dare?" Fairy Chang'e was bent on completing the task given to her by Tang Sen, and used her stalking kung fu to twist the fairy and said, "You can help." ”

"This ...... The stakes are too high, and I don't dare to mess around. The fairy shook her head desperately.

"Understood, I'll pay you a certain amount. Fairy Chang'e said: "Here is a beauty pill refined by Taishang Laojun himself, which can make you more beautiful after eating." I ate one today, and I feel cute. ”

The fairy looked at the beauty pill, and the saliva in her mouth flowed out, but she still shook her head very firmly and said: "Although I really want this, I really don't dare to mix things about His Majesty the Jade Emperor, you better take the pill away quickly, don't use it to seduce me." ”

Chang'e sighed secretly in her heart: It seems that the beauty pill is not enough to seduce her, and she has to use more powerful props, so she has no choice but to use that ...... I'm reluctant to hand it over, but I have ten, so give it to her.

Chang'e took out her mobile phone, called up a handsome photo of Tang Sen, and then handed the phone to the fairy: "Look, this is a handsome human guy, do you like this type?"

The fairy glanced at Tang Sen's photo, and suddenly her face turned pink: "Wow, what a handsome guy, this is ...... Which handsome boy is this?" Most of the fairies in the heavenly court like men in the human world, this is all the bad head of the weaver girl, the fairies all want to find a cowherd in the human world to come back and live a happy life, this fairy is not exempt from vulgarity, as soon as she saw Tang Sen's photo, she was fascinated.

Chang'e said in a seductive voice: "I have this man's date ticket, look at it." She took out ten date coupons signed by Tang Sen from her arms, shook them in front of the fairy and said, "You help me find out if His Majesty the Jade Emperor has someone you like, and I will give you one." ”

The fairy's little heart jumped wildly for a while, well, the allure of this date ticket far exceeds the beauty pill...... It is true that the beauty pill can make people beautiful, but no matter how beautiful it is, it is useless if there is no man to appreciate it. Dating vouchers can actually get a chance to date a man...... How can you not be impressed?

The fairy's hand almost came out of her throat to grab the ticket...... She swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said in an interfering voice, "Really...... Really, I stole His Majesty's diary for you, and you gave me this ......."

Chang'e's heart was dripping blood, and she was reluctant to give it to others, but in order to complete the task, the necessary sacrifice, she had to smile and say, "Yes!"

"One is not enough, I want five!" the fairy sat on the ground and started the price.

Chang'e wanted to smash this girl to death with a stone, but she still dared to bargain? She said with blood dripping from her heart: "No, I will give you two at most." ”

"Those four, less than four, absolutely don't do it!" The fairy looked resolute: "Do you know how difficult this thing is? I have to avoid the guards and other fairies, and sneak into His Majesty's bedroom, how difficult is this? If I am discovered, how miserable will I end? Although His Majesty the Jade Emperor of this generation does not like to kill people indiscriminately, but at least give me a heavy beating of fifty boards and the like...... If it weren't for the sake of the handsome guy, let alone four coupons, I wouldn't be able to do ten. ”

Fairy Chang'e thought about it carefully, this matter is indeed very risky, okay, four is four.

She counted the four coupons and reluctantly handed them to the fairy: "Then I will leave this matter to you." ”

The fairy carefully put the date ticket into her close-fitting coat pocket: "Wait for my good news, Your Majesty is going to college in the Nether Realm today, I'll go to her room to clean it now, hehehe......"

Fairy Chang'e waited in the garden, while the fairy picked up a broom and a rag, pretended to do cleaning, and went into Zhang Duxue's bedroom...... Zhang Duxue's bedroom is very different from that of an ordinary girl, there is nothing pink and cute in it, and there are no plush toys, but bright yellow decorations everywhere, and the gold is very dazzling.

The fairy looked left and right, the guards were outside, not daring to explore His Majesty the Jade Emperor's bedroom, she pretended to wipe the table with a rag with her right hand, but gently opened the drawer with her left hand, and the little pink Japanese Ji was lying there, the Jade Emperor would write on it every night, and the maids knew that it was His Majesty's most precious mood record...... Just look at that and you'll know everything right away.

With trembling hands, she took the notebook out of the drawer and quickly flipped through the first page...... (To be continued.) )

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