Second, two, two, two, cute, cycling
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It's good that the eldest princess of Moang didn't say this, but as soon as she said it, everyone looked at the little white dragon, only to see that she had a snow-white face, a delicate little mouth, gentle eyes, innocent and cute, harmless to humans and animals...... Such a little girl who occasionally makes a small mistake and accidentally burns a bead really shouldn't be put to death.
Not to mention the shrimp soldiers and crab generals of the West Sea Dragon Palace, even the townspeople and tourists of Baishui Town felt that this matter was unfair, and everyone couldn't help but talk about it: "How big is it to burn a night pearl?"
"Yes, the Night Pearl is worth a little money at most. How can there be any reason to kill such a little girl for the sake of the Night Pearl?"
"I don't think the pearl of the night is as valuable as this girl!"
"That is, I don't want to buy the Night Pearl at a price of 50,000, and I will buy one home without frowning at such a little girl's price of 5 million. ”
"Cut, you want to buy someone and still refuse to sell, haven't you heard that someone is the third princess of the Dragon Palace of the West Sea? Five million you want to buy a princess? Will the dragon king's family be short of five million?"
The more these townspeople discussed, the more unreliable they became, and the eldest princess of Moang turned dark and said angrily: "What do you think of my third sister?"
The townsfolk were sweating profusely and quickly shut up.
The eldest princess of Moang crossed her waist and pointed at Zhang Duxue in the sky: "What else do you have to say?"
Zhang Duxue's face was bitter, but fortunately she was covered by a veil and others couldn't see it. Everyone could only see that the brows on her veil were tightly wrinkled, and almost the two eyebrows were about to be rubbed together.
"Alas!" Zhang Duxue sighed and said, "The case of the little white dragon was not handled by me, but by the previous Jade Emperor...... At that time, it was an era of great social changes, the end of feudal kingship, and the Jade Emperor's thinking at that time had not yet changed, and he always regarded himself as a high emperor and had no mercy for his subordinates. As long as someone makes the slightest mistake, they will be wiped out at the least, and the nine clans will be punished at the worst......"
When Zhang Duxue said this, she actually bowed deeply to Mo Ang and Xiao Bailong, and said, "Although it was a wrong thing done by the previous Jade Emperor, since the widow is the reincarnation of the Jade Emperor. This matter is inseparable from the widow, please accept the widow's most sincere apology. ”
"What??" Tang Sen felt that his brain was not enough, and asked the little white dragon, "Didn't you tell me last time that it was a few years ago? Why are there several generations of Jade Emperors?"
Xiao Bailong said: "Oh, we immortals have lived a long life, hundreds of years in a flick of a finger, I said a few years ago, for human beings a long, long time ago, after a few dynasties is not strange." ”
Townwend: "......"
In fact, he was appointed as the Jade Emperor. It was almost before the establishment of the new era, the darkest period before the dawn, when the Tang Kingdom was deep in war, the revolutionaries were working hard to create a new world, and the people were displaced.
The reincarnation of a living Buddha. It is not only to save people, but also to save people! After the worst Jade Emperor. The next few generations of Jade Emperors have been influenced by the new era, and by this generation of Zhang Duxue, she is already a young generation who has grown up under the influence of the new era, and no longer has the bad habits of the past.
But...... Zhang Duxue has to be responsible for what the previous bad Jade Emperors did, who called her also the Jade Emperor?
The eldest princess of Moang crossed her waist and pointed at Zhang Duxue and scolded: "If it is useful to apologize." Because of the evil verdict of the Jade Emperor, my poor sister has been away from home for several years, and now she is hungry and thin...... I don't accept your apology! The West Sea Dragon Palace is here to fight you to the death, if you don't defeat you, you villain, and swear not to be a man!"
She finished her speech impassionedly, and Tang Sen's weak complaint came from the side: "Nima, you are not a human being, are you a dragon?" It is useless to say that you will not be a human being. ”
Zhang Duxue took a few steps back from the clouds, she felt that she was unreasonable, once she didn't take advantage, she lost her aura, so she had to frown and said: "Eldest Princess Moang, for a mistake a few years ago, launched such a large army to fight to the death, so I'm afraid it's not good, okay? Now is the new era, we should keep up with the new era, you see...... Your tens of thousands of shrimp soldiers and crabs will scare the ordinary townspeople, and everyone will be disturbed by your normal life, which is not good. ”
The eldest princess of Moang said: "I originally wanted to capture these townspeople to seal their mouths, but since I have already made it clear to you, there is no need to seal them, and I will not hurt these townspeople in the slightest!" She turned to the townspeople of Baishui and said loudly: "You have prepared small benches, parasols, melon seeds and peanuts, and binoculars...... Get ready to watch the big show, and watch me and the Jade Emperor win or lose. ”
Zhang Duxue cried and laughed: "I assume, suppose you really defeat me, then what are you going to do?"
The eldest princess of Moang snorted: "That's not simple, third sister, what grievances have you suffered over the years, come one by one, and wait for my sister to defeat the Jade Emperor, let her go through all the hardships you have suffered, and we will pay it back." ”
Xiao Bailong tilted his head and began to think, and after thinking for a long time, he said: "Oh, I am very timid, all these years, I have been hiding in a small lake next to the imperial capital of the Tang Dynasty, and I have been hiding for many, many years, except for what I often don't eat, I don't seem to have suffered anything." ”
Moang Khan said: "What else have you done besides hiding in the lake?"
"I want to think about it......" The little white dragon tilted his head again, and after thinking for a long time, he slapped his head suddenly: "Oh, there's really nothing else, if I have to say anything else, it is to turn into a bicycle for Tang Sen to ride." ”
Everyone sweated together.
The eldest princess of Moang rolled her eyes at Tang Sen and said angrily: "Wow, you bad man, you actually ride my sister." ”
"No, no, no, be careful with your words. Tang Sen Khan said: "I am a very disciplined person, is it really good for you to say this kind of misleading words?"
"Misunderstanding?" Moang said angrily: "My sister never tells lies, she said that she must have had this incident if she became a bicycle and was ridden by you, don't you dare admit it?"
"It's true that she turned into a bicycle and let me ride it, but there shouldn't be any problem with that, right? ”
Moang snorted, "What's wrong with my diction? Isn't it her when she becomes a bicycle? Isn't it her who rides a bicycle? Anyway, you just rode my sister. ”
The heavenly soldiers and generals in the sky and the shrimp soldiers and crabs on the ground covered their faces together, and the whitewater towns were all stunned, which also makes sense?
Tang Sen looked up at the sky at forty-five degrees and sighed: "Nima, can riding a bicycle and riding a girl talk the same day?"
The townsfolk shook their heads in unison: "No! ”
"I don't care. The eldest princess raised her head and said solemnly: "I have decided, Jade Emperor, when I defeat you, I will let you taste the sins of my sister, and throw you under Tang Sen and let him ride enough." ”
This sentence is no different from swearing, it is really quite ugly, the heavenly soldiers and crab generals, including Baishui Town, all thought in their hearts: God, you actually said such things to an empress, and the Jade Emperor would be so angry that he couldn't do it.
It's over, it's time for a big battle.
Outcome......
The Jade Emperor was actually not very angry, at least she didn't look angry, her frowning brows just now suddenly unfolded, a touch of shyness flashed in her eyes, and her tone was not angry at all, and even had a hint of wanting to refuse and welcome: "This...... How can this be done, don't you use such a frenzied statement, okay? What do you mean by throwing it down and riding enough, it's too ugly to say...... It's embarrassing to say that. I think your wording here should be changed to be a little more harmonious and a little more romantic. The matter between men and women is not that men unilaterally bully women, it should be that both parties ask for each other's needs, get warmth from each other's bodies, and get satisfaction from each other's touch...... This is a very sacred and beautiful thing, don't use such strange words. ”
Everyone: "......"
Hey, Jade Emperor, have you made a mistake? People are scolding you and trying to humiliate you, so you are discussing the use of fart words with her at this time?
The eldest princess of Moang was also said to be scolded, Nima, of course, when she scolded the fight, she used the most ugly words to provoke the opponent, making the opponent jump like thunder, and she was so angry that it was the best, but she didn't expect that she even used ugly words such as "stepping down", and the Jade Emperor was not angry, this cultivation kung fu is so powerful.
The two women stared at each other, and Tang Sen was not happy, why did you have to take me with you when you were arguing? Tang Sen walked to the middle, separated the two, and shouted loudly: "Stop! I said that you can't help but take me with you when you quarrel? What do you mean by throwing me under my step? Damn, do you think I'm so undisciplined? I'm not willing to touch any woman. I'm picky, and I'll only be close to the woman I like. ”
As soon as these words came out, Zhang Duxue complained, that's right, even if he was really defeated and was caught by the eldest princess of Moang and thrown to Tang Sen to "step down", he might not be willing to touch himself...... Life is so hard, Nima, I don't want to live anymore. Zhang Duxue fell on the clouds, and her standard frustrated body bent forward.
On the other side, the eldest princess Moang's eyes lit up: "What? You just said that you are only close to the woman you like......
"Yes!" Townsend was full of discipline and confidence.
The eldest princess of Moang immediately clapped her hands and said, "I understand, it turns out that you like my sister." ”
"How did you deduce this?"
"You are only close to the woman you like, and you rode my sister...... So you can prove that you like my sister. ”
Townwend: "......"
"Congratulations, congratulations. The eldest princess of Moang grabbed the little white dragon's hands and shook them vigorously: "I'm still worried that no man will dare to ask for you after you become a wanted criminal, it turns out that you have found a handsome boyfriend, when are you going to get married? (To be continued......)
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