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A cute little Lori, with a bag on her head, ran into the store and took out a piece of gold to buy cute!

The middle-aged uncle couldn't believe his eyes, could this be a TV show? He poked his head out of the store and looked left and right on the street, there was no camera. He retracted his head again and said to Sun Wukong: "Little sister, what do you want to buy?" Uncle didn't hear clearly. ”

Sun Wukong pouted and said, "Is there a mistake? Do you have ears? My old Sun said it very clearly, I want to buy cute!"

The middle-aged uncle felt that Yali Mountain was big: "Little sister, are you sure that you are here to buy cute, not to sell cute?"

"Nonsense, if I have a cute one to sell, do I still need to buy it?" Sun Wukong patted the table very unhappily: "You are a grocery store here, the grocery store has everything, hurry up and sell a cute." ”

"No, no, no, although this grocery store has to sell everything from airplane cannons to sewing purses, it just can't sell cute. The middle-aged uncle felt very aggrieved: "I'm such an old and ugly, bearded uncle, it's impossible to sell cute, if you want to sell cute, you have to find a more professional place." ”

"Oh, where do you sell cute?"

"Uh...... This ......" middle-aged uncle felt that Yali Mountain was big, and this question was so difficult, so he had to answer with difficulty: "I don't know where there is a professional place to sell cuteness, but the world is big, there are no surprises, there will always be a place where many people are selling cute, as long as you work hard to find it, you will definitely be able to find it." ”

"I see!" Sun Wukong suddenly had an epiphany, the so-called "Tao" is specially used to give people an epiphany, if you have a fate, you will realize the Tao in an instant, and you will not be able to understand it in a lifetime, Sun Wukong is from the words of the middle-aged uncle. Suddenly realized the Tao about "moe......

It turns out that this kind of thing is unattainable, and you have to use your life's work to find it, and you have to go all over the world and see the world, maybe you will find it somewhere else...... It's like a footwalking monk who walks all over the world. It's like Townsend's bicycle traveling around the world to find the truth of the world. If you want to buy cute, how can it be so easy to succeed? You have to go all over the world, go through nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties, and the cute must be waiting for yourself to discover at the end!

Sun Wukong saluted the middle-aged uncle and said, "Thank you uncle for your advice, I know how to find cute." ”

"Huh, you know that?" this time it was the middle-aged uncle's turn to understand.

Sun Wukong said resolutely: "No matter how difficult the road to buy Meng is, I will definitely find it, because it is something that Xiao Jin likes." ”

The middle-aged uncle was adored by her! This little Lori has a limitless future on the road of selling cuteness-

At the same time that Sun Wukong flew to Che Chi Country to buy cute, he was in the palace of Xiliang Women's Kingdom. Zhenyuan Daisen is talking to Her Majesty the Queen.

"Little Gold...... Cough...... What is the situation of Tang Shizhu now?" Zhenyuan Daxian said in the demeanor of a Taoist master, of course, although she put on such a demeanor, she really couldn't pretend to be a maid.

Her Majesty the Queen was really in no mood to complain about what she was wearing, and said with a bitter face: "That female monster is a person from the Pipa Cave of the Poison Enemy Mountain, she poisoned him to the point of paralysis, and then kidnapped him to the Pipa Cave, and listened to Sun Wukong. She also captured a little nurse to serve him...... The details are not very clear at the moment, but I'm afraid ...... I'm afraid he's been insulted and humiliated by the female monsters. Woo...... I'm so worried. Zhenyuan Daxian, please hurry up and go to the Poison Enemy Mountain to save people. ”

Zhenyuan Daxian's face also became ugly: "Poisoned to the point that the whole body is paralyzed? Indecent way, isn't it, it's a female monster, it should be a bit of a woman's reserved ......"

Before her words could fall, a maid stumbled in: "Your Majesty, it's not a good thing. Take a look at a set of CCTV programs, news broadcasts, which have the latest reports of the mummy. ”

The queen and Zhenyuan Daxian both jumped up, and the two hurriedly rushed to the TV, only to see a dignified and beautiful hostess sitting on the TV. She said expressionlessly: "Late last night, the serial kidnapping female snitch suddenly visited this station, threw down a memory card and walked away, this station copied the contents of the memory card for research, and was surprised to find that there was a video about Mr. Tang in the card...... Now this station will make this video public, and in addition, I would like to remind you that before watching this video, you must first take a deep breath and prepare a quick-acting heart-saving pill in case you need it......"

Speaking of which, the screen switched, and the first thing that appeared was the face of the female monster, she was very beautiful, very photogenic, and looked beautiful on TV, and laughed at the camera: "Yo He, hello everyone, I'm the serial kidnapper who makes everyone frightened and gritted his teeth, and I did the man serial kidnapping frame a few days ago." In addition, the man that everyone calls Mr. Tang and Master Mummy was also kidnapped by me. ”

Speaking of this, she paused, and suddenly said seriously and seriously: "I believe that there are many people who scold me in their hearts and say that I am a bad woman, but I also believe that there are many single dogs who actually secretly praise me for doing well...... Everyone asks themselves, did you feel for a moment that those women who have husbands are really so happy, why do they have husbands, but we don't? They don't have husbands, everyone is fair. ”

When this passage was spoken, I don't know how many viewers across the country fell into deep thought.

In fact, this is the same as hatred of the rich, most poor people have a little bit of hatred of the rich, and in the Xiliang women's country, most women are single dogs, and they are more or less jealous of women who have husbands.

"Die to the couple!" the female monster yelled at the camera with a calm face.

"Yes, yes...... Death to lovers!" Suddenly, countless viewers in front of the TV in the entire Xiliang women's country roared.

Sonic boom across the country!

"Death to lovers!" Zhenyuan Daxian found that she actually unconsciously roared, she couldn't help sweating, and quickly covered her mouth.

The female monster waited for dozens of seconds, as if she knew that the audience would shout after her, and when this emotion passed, she continued: "Next, it's time to take revenge on the couple, hum, let me tell you a good news, I have captured Her Majesty's husband, and next, I will brutally ravage and bully him, hahaha, and then ...... He's my husband. ”

There was silence in front of the TV!

I saw the camera turn, and the picture cut to the bedroom of the female monster in Pipa Cave, where the bandaged Tang Sen was lying on the bed and couldn't move, and the female monster climbed into bed with a smug smile on her face, pulled the quilt, and covered her and Tang Sen inside.

"Ahhh......hhh What is this woman going to do?" Zhenyuan Daxian jumped to the ground.

"Ahh

"He's meowing, this woman said so nicely before, what kind of couple is going to die, but she herself wants to show affection to kill us in seconds?"

Then they were squirming, and the audience in front of the TV didn't know that Townsend in the nest was poisoned, and his whole body was unconscious, and he didn't even have that kind of function, they only knew that the mummy was restrained by the female monster and couldn't move, and then they saw them rolling the sheets, rolling the sheets, rolling the sheets, the quilt kept squirming, and it was mixed with the sound of the female monster getting tired of the dead.

"Don't...... Don't be ...... at home."

"When we do that, will we have children?"

Lines floated out of the TV, killing countless single dogs in front of the TV in seconds, and the entire Xiliang Women's Country mourned.

Zhenyuan Daxian is about to go crazy, oh, no! My little Jin! I missed him for five hundred years, and as a result, I was issued a good person card, and you female monster actually took the lead, oh my God, ahh

Zhenyuan Daxian screamed and fell in front of the TV, unable to get up for a while.

Her Majesty the Queen Khan hurriedly helped Zhenyuan Daxian up and said, "Daxian, you have to cheer up, if you also fall, who will save him......?" Wake up...... Oh, don't faint. Isn't it just being insulted by a female monster? You don't have to take this kind of trivial matter to heart, I don't mind being a wife......

Her Majesty the Queen's divine sword, and the sentence "I'm a wife" instantly knocked Zhenyuan Daxian into the abyss, ahhh......h You can't start again......

Zhenyuan Daxian completely fainted this time, and he couldn't wake up for a while.

Eighth Sister Zhu came over from the side and rolled Zhenyuan Daxian's eyelids: "Oh, this guy can't do it, he probably won't have a soul in a few days, and he can't help us." ”

There was a gloomy fog in the palace, Her Majesty was crazy, and finally hoped for a rescuer, but the female monster was so ruthless, and defeated the rescuer with a video, how can this be good? Where can I find a more powerful helper?

Sister Zhu said: "Let's find Sister Guanyin, she should be able to help us." In fact, I was originally going to find Guanyin, but the little nurse dialed the phone by mistake and called Zhenyuan Daxian, so let's just call again. ”

"Oh, yes, yes, let's call. Her Majesty said, "Don't make a mistake this time." ”

Sister Zhu was holding Tang Sen's mobile phone in her hand, which was specially given to her by Tang Sen for safekeeping when she was separated, and she quickly found Sister Guanyin's phone, and this time she would not find the wrong one.

The phone was connected, and after ringing three times, there was a voice from the red boy: "Hey, Tang Sen, do you actually have time to call?" I'm a red boy, the master is working, helping people play cotton to make quilts, I'm also helping, wow, it's full of cotton, it's so troublesome...... By the way, what are you looking for her?" )

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