The third zero one cute、I want to buy a moe.
Update at 8 p.m.
The cranes in the sky descended very gracefully, not arranged in a human shape, nor lined up in a single line, they were unorganized and undisciplined, and they fell like falling flowers, and on the largest of them, there was actually a beautiful girl sitting like a flower.
Sun Wukong rubbed his eyes, almost suspecting that he had seen the wrong ...... But if you look closely, you are not mistaken, this product is indeed Zhenyuan Daxian, but why is she wearing a maid outfit and holding a broom in her hand, which country is this Nima like?
Her Majesty the Queen of the Xiliang Women's Kingdom was also stunned, she stretched out her hand and pointed to the maid in front of her, pretending to be Zhenyuan Daxian, and asked blankly: "Didn't you say that it was a Dao aunt? Why did you come with a maid?"
Sun Wukong covered the swollen bag on his head with his hand: "How do I know what nerves she has, oops, looking at this neuropathic shape, my head hurts even more." ”
Zhenyuan Daxian was full of red faces, looking very happy, this mental state didn't look like he was here to save people, but like he came on a date, the deer bumped into each other, and he was excited, which made people feel a little cold sweat, she smiled and said: "I'm here, Wukong, where is Master Tang now?" Let's hurry up and save him." ”
Sun Wukong complained: "Hey, what kind of mess are you wearing, are you here to fight or to be a funny artist?"
Zhenyuan Daxian said: "Of course I'm here to fight and save people, I never thought of being funny, is a person of my status suitable to be a funny artist?"
Full of slots, Sun Wukong didn't know which one to vomit, so he had to look up to the sky and sigh: "That's it, the new era is really terrible, the ancestor of Taoism has become like this, I am really worried about the future of Taoism." ”
"Well, I'm full of hope for the future!" Zhenyuan Daxian grinned: "I've been choosing this dress for a long time." I think he's going to love it. ”
Zhenyuan Daxian has not been idle during this time, since she determined that Tang Sen is the reincarnation of the golden cicada, she has been desperately investigating Tang Sen's preferences, and easily found out that Tang Sen likes otaku girls, so she went to check the characteristics of otaku girls, and after some analysis. She thought that Townsend must like the maid outfit very much now, so she dressed like this.
"Will he definitely like it?" Sun Wukong heard this, and his eyes became strange: "Which one do you want to wear it to?"
"Of course he is a golden ......" Zhenyuan Daxian almost said that he missed his mouth, and half of the golden word was said, and he quickly took it back, what are you kidding, who in the world doesn't know that Sun Wukong likes golden cicadas, 500 years ago, this woman made trouble in the heavenly palace for golden cicadas. The whole world was shocked. If Sun Wukong knew that Tang Sen was the reincarnation of the golden cicada, then she would definitely be obsessed, and then she would have no share of herself.
Zhenyuan Daxian secretly screamed, it was so dangerous that he almost added a rival to himself.
Sun Wukong asked, "What's the gold?" hum...... There are quirks. ”
"No, no, no oddities at all!"
"Come on, there must be something weird. "Sun Wukong is not a fool. In fact, she is very shrewd, and it is easier to fool her with high technology. But it's hard to fool her with her words, mannerisms, intrigues, and the like. Zhenyuan Daxian's strange expression was caught by her, but it was not so easy to be sloppy.
Zhenyuan Daxian secretly screamed: "I'm talking about scarabs, well, a kind of insect, I plan to wear this clothes for insects." ”
"Don't lie here!" Sun Wu jumped up emptyly: "You're talking about Xiao Jin, I'm sorry? It's a golden cicada! You woman also has a special affection for Xiao Jin, your Taoist temple enshrines the statue of Xiao Jin, you like Xiao Jin, for sure!"
Zhenyuan Daxian screamed in his heart: It's over, and this woman saw it.
"You've found the reincarnation of Kim. Say, where is Xiao Jin?" Sun Wukong pounced, grabbed Zhenyuan Daxian's shoulder and shook it vigorously.
Zhenyuan Daxian was shaken by her, and hurriedly said, "Don't shake it, I said...... I said I can't do it yet?"
Sun Wukong let go of his hand and looked at her nervously.
Taoist immortals can't lie, but ...... When women are fighting to defend their love, they are completely unscrupulous, and the precepts of what can't lie have long been thrown out of the clouds, Zhenyuan Daxian lied seriously: "I don't know where Xiao Jin is for the time being, but I heard a little monster say that he saw Jin Cicada somewhere, and then lost contact again." ”
"Huh?" Sun Wukong was so melancholy: "Where did you see him?"
Zhenyuan Daxian said nonsense: "West Heaven, Spirit Mountain." ”
Sun Wukong was overjoyed and said: "Okay, it's the same destination as mine, I'm just going to Lingshan, you can go to him." Speaking of this, she suddenly remembered something, looked at Zhenyuan Daxian with strange eyes, and said, "Is there any inevitable connection between Xiao Jin's appearance in Lingshan and you dressed like this?"
Zhenyuan Daxian Khan hurriedly continued to talk nonsense: "According to the little monster, after the reincarnation of the golden cicada this time, his preferences have changed a little, and he no longer likes the royal sister, so I changed my clothes to see if he likes it." ”
"What, don't you like the royal sister?" Sun Wukong was overjoyed: "Do you like Lori?"
Zhenyuan Daxian said: "No, he likes something called 'moe' now...... Hmmm, cute!" She lied and deceived Sun Wukong, and secretly thought in her heart: Xiaojin likes otaku, I deliberately said that it was cute, and it wasn't too far away, right?
"Meng?" Sun Wukong blinked his innocent big eyes, with a blank look, there was no word "cute" at all 500 years ago, what does this Nima mean? She is less than one meter three tall, belonging to a typical Loli body type, with oversized eyes, three heads, blinking big eyes and turning her head, and said to Zhenyuan Daxian: "What is Meng?"
Zhenyuan Daxian put on the demeanor of the immortal family leader and said: "The heavenly machine must not be revealed. ”
Sun Wukong knew that the Taoist Daogu Divine Stick was like this, and if you wanted to ask the truth from her mouth, it would be no fun for her, and she would definitely be talking nonsense next. So he turned to the queen next to him and asked, "Your Majesty, what is Moe?"
The queen squirted out a sip of tea, thinking: This question is so difficult, it seems very difficult to explain what moe is, it seems to be very difficult, there is a lack of corresponding terms, she picked her head for a long time, spread her hands and said: "I'm sorry, I don't know how to explain what moe is...... Hey, let's get to the point, now you're going to rescue my husband, how did you get involved with the golden cicada? ”
Sun Wukong pointed to the swollen bag on his head: "I'm poisoned now, I can't save him for the time being, I'll leave this matter to Zhenyuan Daxian, I'll go to the city for a walk and ask other people what Meng is." ”
After Sun Wukong finished speaking, he slipped out of the palace, and Zhenyuan Daxian couldn't help but be overjoyed when he saw her leaving: Okay, it's best if you go, when I went to save Xiaojin out, it would be too bad to have you as a light bulb next to me, you go slowly, don't send it!
The queen and Zhenyuan Daxian began to study the issue of rescuing Tang Sen, but Sun Wukong walked to the street of the capital of the Xiliang Women's Kingdom.
She was wearing a Lori leopard print dress sewn by Tang Sen for her, with a small figure of less than one meter three, big watery eyes, and a small swollen bag on her head.
Walking to the side of the street, I saw an aunt in her fifties walking by, Sun Wukong hurriedly walked over and pulled the aunt: "May I ask this aunt, what is cute?"
"Moe? It seems to be a popular thing among young people, and I don't understand it, auntie. The aunt said disdainfully: "Young people like to use some inexplicable Internet terms, and I didn't have this kind of word when I was young." ”
Sun Wukong didn't ask why, so he had to pout, and walked to the next passerby.
The passer-by was a young girl, Sun Wukong thought to herself: This is a young man, you must know, right?
She pulled the girl and asked, "Excuse me, sister, what is cute?"
The girl looked down at Sun Wukong's big watery eyes, and was immediately cute, and Khan said, "You ask me what is cute?"
"Yes!" Sun Wukong said innocently: "What is cute?"
"Knowingly ask!" The girl jumped up angrily: "How can there be someone like you, it's just cute." The girl went away in a huff.
Sun Wukong was surprised: "Where did I knowingly ask? Where did I sell cute? I just want to know what is cute, if there is one for sale, I want to buy a little, I really don't know, hey...... Don't leave...... Don't go......"
The girl didn't look back, and said to Sun Wukong with her back: "You should go to other countries and find a middle-aged uncle to sell cuteness, hmph, don't sell cuteness to girls like me, it's useless." ”
Sun Wukong was confused, but she still sorted out a little information, as if the middle-aged uncle had something to do with cuteness, and someone sold this kind of thing......
Wow, now I can go buy some cute back.
Sun Wukong was overjoyed, and hurriedly used a somersault cloud, and a somersault turned over to the capital of Che Chi country, at this time, the presidential election of Che Chi country has long been over, the capital has returned to its daily appearance, many tourists are strolling on the street, and the people live and work in peace and contentment, and they are happy.
Sun Wukong found a shopping street, there are many small shops, with a dazzling array of goods, she walked into one of the grocery stores, the owner is a middle-aged uncle, Sun Wukong is overjoyed, find the right one, the middle-aged uncle is related to selling cute......
Sun Wukong said politely: "Excuse me, do you sell cuteness here?"
Middle-aged uncle: "......"
Sun Wukong blinked, reached out and took out a piece of gold from her arms, which she stole from Jinqing Mountain, it was the gold that the queen used to buy Tang Sen, she was supposed to return it to the queen after she stole it back, but because of the big belly, she forgot about it, and the gold was always on her body, she took a piece out and used it: "I have a lot of money, I want to buy a cute." (To be continued.) )