Fifth, seventh, sixth, and extinguishing cannons
Update at 8 p.m.
The queen picked up the phone and dialed the Census Bureau: "Hey, now tell me immediately, how many male citizens and how many female citizens are there according to the results of the latest census in my country?"
The director of the Bureau of Statistics, who did not know what was already happening here, heard the queen's inquiry and immediately replied: "There are 85 million people in the country, of which 42.2 million are men and 42.8 million are women, and the female population is about 600,000 more than the male population...... Of course, this is only a rough number, and if it is specific to the single digits, it needs to be further surveyed. ”
"Alright, it doesn't need to be accurate to the single digits. The queen snorted, hung up the phone, and then looked at the judge and lawyer with the eyes of a scumbag: "Now that the population is out, what else do you have to say? This case can already be closed, according to the results of the jury trial of the whole country, Tang Sen is a monk, there is no doubt about it." ”
The judge spurted out a mouthful of blood and fell to the ground.
The lawyer spurted out a mouthful of blood and screamed, "Sister Queen...... You...... Don't ......" and fell to the ground when he finished speaking.
Among the surrounding onlookers, many men fell to the ground and couldn't get up for a long time.
Someone cried: "Don't, our favorite queen sister, how can you talk to a handsome guy who has no name, I don't want it, don't want it, don't ...... it"
Someone started rolling all over the ground.
Someone is banging his head against a tree.
The scene was chaotic.
The queen didn't bother to pay attention to these guys, she slammed the table and said, "What are the bailiffs waiting for? ”
A group of male bailiffs rushed towards Townese. Reach out and grab him.
Tang Sen was about to resist, but he didn't expect a male bailiff to wink at him and whispered, "Run." We'll release the water. ”
Before he could react, the bailiff fell to the ground with a "poof" and shouted, "Oh, I accidentally tripped and fell, you guys catch him." ”
Another male bailiff shouted, "Oh no, my stomach suddenly hurts." ”
"Oops. I had rheumatoid arthritis. ”
"Oh no, my eldest aunt is here!"
The male bailiffs fell to the ground inexplicably, joking about something. Don't arrest this monk, catch him and go back to sleep with the queen, don't think about such a good thing, the male bailiffs all have the same idea. One poured faster than the other.
Townsend didn't even move a finger. The male bailiffs all fell to the ground.
The queen said angrily on the main trial table: "Okay, you evil monk, you dare to resist arrest and injure so many bailiffs?"
Tang Sen covered his face and said, "Mom, which eye did you see that I resisted arrest? I really wanted to resist arrest, but these bailiffs didn't give me a chance to resist arrest at all." ”
The queen said: "Men are unreliable, female bailiffs, now is the time for you to contribute to the country." ”
After this shout, a group of female bailiffs rushed out. Townsend felt bad when he saw the female bailiff, Nima. If the male bailiff came to arrest him, he really dared to resist arrest, and it was a big deal to knock them all over, but when a group of girls came to arrest him, it was not very convenient to do it, these girls were not bad people, Tang Sen couldn't bear to really beat them, but ...... They pounced on themselves and grabbed themselves, what to do?
At this time, he couldn't care about anything else, Tang Sen picked up the sword in his hand, and the returning sword brush rushed up from his back, suspended in front of Tang Sen, Tang Sen jumped lightly, jumped on the flying sword, and the whole person flew up with the sword.
At this moment, all the men, women, judges, lawyers, horse thieves, and queens all looked at it.
Tang Sen hovered in mid-air, sighed and said, "Hey, I said if you can be reliable." ”
"It's clear that you're unreliable. Everyone pointed at Tang Sen and said, "Wow, it turns out that you really know how to spell." ”
It was useless to deny this time, so Tang Sen had no choice but to spread his hands and say: "Okay, I admit it, I really know how to do magic, but so what? Do you think you can catch someone who really knows magic? The baptism of destroying the law is a joke, and you are all ordinary people...... I advise you to give up this nameless baptism and devote more of your mind to some serious things. ”
The queen snorted, "You still dare to preach to us, do you think that the name of your country is to destroy France, and there are no emergency measures against spells?" ”
Tang Sen paused: "What kind of cannon to destroy the law? What is that?"
I saw a large group of female soldiers running out and pushing out an anti-aircraft gun, the barrel of this cannon was as thick as a bath bucket, and the muzzle of Hesse Sen was raised and pointed directly at Townsend suspended in mid-air.
Tang Sen is not afraid of human weapons, as long as he uses a little divine power, the missile can be dodged or caught, and it is not a big problem. He sighed earnestly: "Put away the cannon, I heard that a new type of shell costs hundreds of thousands of dollars in one shot, and it is not good to waste taxpayers' money like this......
As soon as the words fell, a beautiful female soldier pressed the button, and the cannon "boomed" and fired.
Tang Sen raised his spirit, intending to see how big a cannonball was going to fly over, but he didn't expect that there was no cannonball flying out of the huge cannonhole, but a huge column of water was sprayed, and at the same time, the water column rushed into the air, and at the same time, it quickly evaporated in mid-air, and then turned into a white water vapor, enveloping Tang Sen's whole person in the middle.
Tang Sen Daqi: "This is a shrimp thing?"
Suddenly, Tang Sen's face changed, and he thought of a terrible thing, when he was in the daughter country, the daughter country also studied the "special cannonball for monsters", and the thing shot out the water of the Zimu River, and all the girls who were traveling with him at that time were hit, and the stomach was big, could it be that this time it was also a similar thing?
Townsend had forgotten to hold his breath just now, he had already inhaled some gas, and it was too late to hold his breath again.
Tang Sen's face changed slightly: "What kind of water are you?"
Seeing that he had inhaled the mist, the queen suddenly smiled: "It is a miraculous medicine from the sky, which can neutralize the effect of the spell and make the monk temporarily lose his mana." ”
"It's good that I'm not a monk. Townsend breathed a sigh of relief, however...... He suddenly felt that his divine power was rapidly disappearing.
"I'm rubbing, what's the situation? I'm not a monk and I'll be hit?" The mana on Tang Sen's body disappeared without a trace in an instant, and the flying sword could no longer be controlled, and he fell from the sky with the sword. The female soldiers below had already opened the big net, and Tang Sen brushed the ground and fell into the net, and as soon as the female soldiers collected the net, they arrested Tang Sen.
Townsend Khan: "Hey, that's not right!"
At this time, Xiao Er, who was hiding behind Wang Ermei, suddenly whispered: "Oh, I remembered, I made this potion, a few months ago, Da Lei Yin had some conflicts with our heavenly court (note, mentioned earlier), at that time, there happened to be a Taoist priest who asked me for medicine, saying that he wanted to develop a magic medicine that could make a monk lose his mana, I thought to myself, it is good to be a monk, so I tried to develop it...... Later, the drug was successfully developed, but there were serious side effects. ”
Sun Wukong, who was next to him, said, "What side effects?"
"The side effect is not only for monks, but also for Taoist priests, immortals, and monsters. Xiaoer spread his hands and said: "So I discarded this medicine, but I didn't expect it to spread to France." Tang Sen is now considered an immortal, so he has also been recruited. ”
Sun Wukong: "......"
She was talking to Sun Wukong in a whisper, of course Tang Sen didn't hear it, he didn't know that this strange medicine was actually developed by Xiaoer, and it was developed because of the competition between Buddhism and Taoism...... At that time, this strange medicine quietly flowed into France.
Tang Sen lost all his strength, and was pressed by the female soldiers, but he was powerless to resist. A beautiful female soldier actually took advantage of the chaos to secretly touch his chest twice, and let out a burst of laughter. Another female soldier was even more excessive, and actually took the opportunity to tie Tang Sen with a rope, put her hand into Tang Sen's waist, got under the corner of her clothes, and touched two handfuls fiercely, which was touching the flesh......
"Hey, hey!" said Townsend Khan.
The female soldiers grinned and said, "What a handsome guy, it's a pity that it has been booked by the queen's sister, she eats meat, and we can drink some soup." Come, take the opportunity to touch more...... When it is handed over to the queen's sister, it will not be touched. ”
Townwend: "......"
Tang Sen had no choice but to look at Sun Wukong and them with sad and angry eyes, but he didn't shout loudly: "Come and save me!" Fortunately, he is still very sober, and at this time, he must not shout at the girl to come to him, because now there are thousands of people around him, he is a man, and he can only blame himself for being careless if he is caught, if he shouts to call his sister to save himself, he will definitely become the laughing stock of the world.
Tomorrow's news headlines will definitely be "A beautiful man was arrested, yelling at his sister to help", "Destroying France staged a farce of beautiful women saving heroes" or something, if this news becomes international news and is seen by the students of Imperial Capital University, he can only find a stone and die.
A group of female soldiers escorted the flower-tied Townsend to the queen.
The queen was not as nymphomaniac as the female soldiers, although Tang Sen was so handsome, but she couldn't see the slightest appreciation in her eyes now, but a look of disgust, or hatred: "Damn monk, weren't you very proud just now? Fly into the sky and laugh at me for not being able to catch you, what about now?
Tang Sen smiled bitterly: "But I'm really not a monk." ”
"I'm still quibbling when I'm dying. The queen said: "Don't talk about the extra nonsense, and prepare to accept the baptism of extinguishing the law." More than ten years ago, I was deceived by you sanctimonious monks to practice some Yuan Yin Gong for fifteen years of youth...... You are a monk who really knows how to spell, you should have spent many years of penance, from today on, I will break your color precepts, so that you can no longer be a monk, and your years of penance will be ruined, hahahaha......" Although she was smiling, two tears of pain flowed from the corners of her eyes.
Tang Sen finally understood now, this queen sister is actually a very poor girl, she was fooled and wasted fifteen years, so she had to use this similar method to find the regrets she lost, maybe her decision to personally participate in the baptism of destroying the law this time was not an impulse, but a kind of self-abandonment. (To be continued.) )