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Tang Sen had 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart, and there was such a book in the package, damn it, since this book was handed over to him by the Living Buddha, it didn't take him long to memorize it, after all, there were only more than two hundred words, and after memorization, he threw the book away, where did he know that it would be turned out at such a critical time?

"I'm really not a monk. Tang Sen said helplessly: "If you don't have Buddhist scriptures, you must be a monk." ”

"But there are Buddhist scriptures, and people who know magic, and their name is Tang Seng, and they still say that they are not monks?" The queen slammed the table and said loudly: "You still have to quibble at such a time?"

Tang Sen said: "Sister Queen, you are not right, you are first defining an identity for others in your heart, and then looking for evidence to prove that identity is right, this way of judging the case is a serious violation of the facts, and you should use a more objective and rigorous attitude......"

When Tang Sen said this, he heard all the male onlookers around him shouting loudly: "That's right, it's not right to solve the case like this, the queen's sister, please take back your life." ”

The judge and the lawyer exchanged strange glances, and then the judge also spoke: "Sister Queen, this is really wrong, I think...... The true circumstances of the case should be left to the formal process of the court, and finally the jury will vote on it...... It is incorrect for the presiding judge alone to decide the case, and only then can the fairness of the law be guaranteed. ”

"Hey, hey, I'm protesting!" Townsend protested loudly: "The defendant is obviously a horse thief, isn't this court trying a horse thief robbery case? Why did you suddenly come to try me? And the jury voted whether I am a monk or not? Are you a little missing the point? Who is the defendant?"

"The protest is invalid!" The queen said with a straight face: "The name of the country is called the destruction of France, of course the destruction of the law is ranked first, and the extermination of horse thieves must be ranked second. Cross the horse thief out of the dock and replace it with Townsend in the dock. ”

Townwend: "......"

A group of bailiffs rushed forward, and there was a mess of forks, and the horse thieves were forked and flew away, and Tang Sen was speechless, is this Nima mistaken? Why do I have to go to the dock? This is completely unreasonable, okay.

That's when it happened. Tang Sen saw that the judge was winking at him, and the public interest lawyer who defended the horse thieves just now was also making eye changes to him, and the two of them clearly told Tang Sen in their eyes: "Don't worry, we will definitely protect you." ”

Strange, these two guys are not related to me, why do they want to help me? Townsend was full of question marks.

"Ahem, now this court is reconvening, and the case heard has been changed from a horse thief robbery case to a law extinguishment act. The judge cleared his throat and said, "Defendant, please register your name." Age, nationality, occupation. ”

Tang Sen said: "Name Tang Sen, age 20, nationality Datang, occupation is a college student." ”

The queen immediately said: "I dare to say that it is not a monk, a Tang monk, or a university monk." There are many monk characters. ”

Townwend: "......"

At this time, the public interest lawyer, who was so lazy and barely spoke to the horse thieves, suddenly jumped up like a chicken blood and said, "Presiding judge." Please be aware of your position, as the presiding judge, you should not treat the defendant with prejudice from the beginning, you should remain neutral and try to be impartial. Here I would like to submit an important piece of evidence, please see the passport presented by the accused. It clearly says Tang Sen, it's Sen, not Tang Seng. College students, nor university monks, according to this important evidence. I think it can be concluded that the defendant is not a monk. ”

Tang Sen thought to himself: Meow, it turns out that this lawyer can say so, he didn't speak for the horse thief at all just now, and now he helps me talk like a machine gun, what a bull fork.

The queen was choked by the lawyer, and she was stunned for a long time before she said, "Then how do you explain that he knows magic?"

The lawyer posed in a very Bruce Lee pose, and then said: "Just now, the witness Wang Ermei has already testified, this classmate Tang Sen is a mercenary king, he has extremely strong skills, and he uses lightning speed to subdue several stupid thieves who have not undergone professional and militarized training, and it is effortless at all, because it is too easy, causing the horse thieves to hallucinate and think that he is using spells...... It's not something that can't be explained. ”

The queen was sweating profusely, Nima, and said what about the lawyer? She suddenly thought of something, and said aloud, "The horse thief said that he could catch up with the galloping horse on his bicycle!

"If this is also a spell, all of us can spell. The lawyer put on a very bullish face and said, "Please send me a bicycle, and I will personally perform a bicycle chase for everyone." ”

The crowd of onlookers immediately gave him a bicycle, not a professional bicycle for competitions, but a princess car that housewives rode to buy groceries, and there was actually a vegetable basket in front of the car.

The lawyer turned over and rode into the princess's car, and said to Wang Ermei: "Please choose the fastest horse from the horse team." While saying this, he glanced at Wang Ermei and squeezed his eyebrows.

Wang Ermei suddenly understood, she quickly selected a horse from the horse team, a horse that looked handsome, but Wang Ermei whispered something in the horse's ear, and then patted the horse's head again. Na Junma understood what the owner meant, and nodded very meekly.

The lawyer said, "Let the horses run!"

Na Junma took a step, and the lawyer stepped on his bicycle at the same time......

However, a miraculous scene appeared, the handsome horse was obviously tall and big, but he ran very slowly, and the lawyer rode a princess car, and he easily surpassed the handsome horse, and he looked like he was at ease.

The lawyer rode his bicycle back to the place where he came, and said loudly: "Everyone has seen that it is not very difficult to catch up with the galloping horse on a bicycle, anyone can do it, and this cannot be used as the key evidence of the defendant's spell." ”

The queen was furious: "You cheat, you are committing perjury, how can there be a horse in the world that runs so slowly, this is clearly distorting the facts." ”

The lawyer said solemnly: "Sister Queen, we didn't distort the facts, what we just showed is the facts, could it be that you can't trust the lawyer, and you can't trust the kind-hearted Second Sister Wang, but are you willing to believe the testimony of the horse thief who has no social credit at all?" He turned to the jury and said seriously: "Fellow jury compatriots, I believe that you can also make a correct judgment, whether we are worthy of trust, or the words of the horse thief are worth believing." ”

Townsend couldn't stand it anymore in the dock, this lawyer is simply distracted to help me, where is the fairness and impartiality of the law, this perjury in front of everyone, and doing such a fake, can the judge and the jury stand it?

The judge visibly pretended not to see it, and looked dumbfounded.

The members of the jury began to look at the clouds in the sky.

The queen was so angry that she jumped to her feet: "You guys...... You guys are so unreasonable. ”

At this time, the judge coughed lightly and said: "Okay, the testimony has been heard, the lawyer's defense is over, let's listen to the jury's opinion now, whether Tang Sen is a monk or not, we will decide by the number of votes of the jury...... If you think that Tang Sen is a monk, please hold up the sign that says 'Agree'......"

I saw that there was silence on the jury, and no one held up a sign.

The judge and the lawyer both showed joy on their faces, and the judge hurriedly said: "Okay, now that the results have come out, all the jurors agree that Tang Sen is not a monk, and the trial of this case is over, let's continue to try the horse thief." ”

"Slow!" the queen was furious, "you are trampling on the law, and as the presiding judge, I will not agree to such an outcome." ”

"Sister Queen, the jury represents justice, and we have not trampled on any laws at all. "The judge is serious.

"No!" the queen suddenly snorted coldly: "The jury is only two hundred, and it cannot represent true justice at all, since this is a public trial, then, I think all the onlookers should be listed as a jury, and the real justice should be left to all the people to decide." ”

"This ......"

"Needless to say, as the presiding judge, I still have this right. The queen suddenly said loudly: "The onlookers who think that Tang Sen is not a monk, please raise your hand." ”

"Wow!" all the male onlookers raised their hands.

The queen seemed to have known that this would be the result, and sneered: "Okay, you can put your hands down, now, think that Tang Sen is a monk's raised hand." ”

"Wow!" all the female audience members raised their hands together.

The queen looked at the strange scene of raising her hands, and sneered at the judge, "Don't think I don't know what you men are doing, you just don't want to see me participate in the baptism of destroying the law......, right? If I don't take action personally, we won't be able to catch a single monk in the next few decades. ”

"That's it!" the female audience members shouted together, "Men are shameless, they don't want the queen's sister to sleep with other men, they are a group of possessive beasts." But we are not the same, we support the queen sister...... Fight men to the end. ”

Judge and lawyer Great Khan.

The queen said: "Don't talk nonsense, let's start to check and exterminate the population of France now, if the male population is more, we will judge that Tang Sen is not a monk and let him go." If the female population is larger, Tang Sen will be sentenced to be a monk and baptized to destroy the law...... Hmph, it turns out that this is the justice of the law. ”

Everyone sweated together.

Tang Sen also sweated profusely: Nima, why is it that whether I am a monk or not is determined by the ratio of men and women in France? This is completely unreliable, this is completely unjust, there is no legal justice at all, Hey, do you think it is really good to try the case like this? It is not wrong for the United Nations to say that you are an evil country. (To be continued.) )

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