Updated at eight o'clock in the morning, I don't know when, the book friend Sanshan Ershui suddenly became the leader ......of the alliance, ahhh Well, how much does my father-in-law owe? Who can count?——

Compare and compare, who is afraid of whom!

In fact, this sentence is not only what the red boy wants to say, but also what Sun Wukong wants to say - the two aunts and nephews immediately began to compete, one took out a big stick, and the other took out a fire-tipped gun. Tang Sen saw that they were about to fight, so he hurriedly blocked in the middle: "Hey, I said that when you say that the competition is a martial arts competition, isn't it too much? After all, you are aunts and nephews, and fighting hurts a lot of qi, don't compete at every turn." ”

"What's wrong with the competition?" Sun Wukong said: "The competition is the right reason." ”

Tang Sen shook his head: "If it was 500 years ago, then I don't have any opinion on your martial arts competition, but now is a new era, is martial arts important in the new era?

Sun Wukong heard this, thought about it carefully, hey? Tang Sen seemed to be full of reason, in this era, fighting really doesn't seem to be a great ability, this era pays attention to the thirty-six lines, the line is the champion, which line makes money, which line is the right way, fighting is just a skill that only the little gangsters who do not enter the stream.

"Okay, then how do you say you want to compare?" Sun Wukong snorted: "I don't care, I dare to compare anything, I'm afraid that the red boy won't have the courage to take it." ”

The red boy crossed his hands on his hips and hummed: "Come on, I have been called a prodigy since I was three years old, all kinds of acrobatics, three teachings and nine streams, everything, I am not afraid of you than anything else;." ”

Townsend thought to himself. Let Sun Wukong defeat the red boy in various skills, so that she understands that the ability of adults is very high, and she can only educate well in the future. That's why he decided on this plan, and he loudly announced, "Okay. Let's start with three teachings, huh...... Let's start with a cooking competition. ()”

Tang Sen's heart is also very bad, and he deliberately chose cooking, because ordinary children don't do housework, they only know how to eat, where do they know how to cook, he estimates that the red child can't cook, so he will use this to defeat her for a while. Collect her arrogance.

Unexpectedly, a smile hung on the red boy's face: "It's better than cooking, it's great, this is what I'm good at." Ever since I was a child, no one had to cook in my family, and my dad was busy with his gang all day and night, leaving me at home to fend for myself, and I have been able to cook for myself since I was four years old. ”

"Poof!" Tang Sen squirted out a sip of tea, cooking for himself at the age of four?

Forget it, even if I started cooking at the age of four, I have only been doing it for three years now. Sun Wukong has lived for hundreds of years, and it is impossible for him to lose to her in this item. Tang Sen thought of this, and when he turned around, he saw a bitter gourd expression on Sun Wukong's face: "It's over, my old grandson has always picked wild fruits to eat, or else he is eating and drinking everywhere, when did he cook himself......?"

Townwend: "......"

Sun Wukong protested a few words, but still obediently walked into the kitchen, and after a while, there was a sound of pots and pans "clanging" in the kitchen. There was also the sound of kitchen knives and spoons falling on the ground, and then a moment later. Sun Wu walked out unkempt and smoky. In his hand he was holding a plate of completely charred things, and I didn't know what it was.

"This ...... What is this black thing?" said Townsend Khan.

"It's scrambled eggs. Sun Wukong said seriously.

Everyone: "......"

"Little White Dragon, don't you like to eat the most? Sun Wukong handed the plate to the little white dragon.

The little white dragon didn't say a word and fled. He meowed, how do you have to scramble eggs like this? Even the little white dragon girl who can eat instant noodles with relish can't stand such scrambled egg reads;.

The red boy crossed his waist and laughed: "Seventh aunt, you are too wasteful." She went into the kitchen, and in a short time there were many plates, each of which contained a different dish, and each dish was full of color and flavor. Before Tang Sen, the referee, could speak, the little white dragon brushed the ground and ate it cleanly.

"Well, I don't have to judge this one. Tang Sen shook his head helplessly and said, "Red Boy wins!"

Sun Wukong lost a big red face, meowed a mi, and lived for hundreds of years, but it was no better than a seven-year-old niece, and this day was unbearable. She shouted loudly: "This is only one, it's nothing, what about the later projects? My grandson will definitely not lose in other projects." ”

Townsend feels a headache now, what's next?

Just thinking of this, he suddenly saw Sun Wukong squeezing his eyebrows at him, and then facing Li Jingnu's mouth.

What does this little action mean? Tang Sen was very curious in his heart, Sun Wukong, and Li Jing, and suddenly realized, by the way, Li Jing has often done some strange poems recently, and Sun Wukong's meaning to Nu Mouth is clearly to memorize poems. She didn't live in vain after living for hundreds of years, she had memorized countless poems hundreds of years ago, and she wanted to use this to defeat the red child.

"It's better to memorize poems. Tang Sen, the black referee, immediately took out his mobile phone and said with a smile: "I will find a random poem in the ancient poems and read it out, and the two of you will rush to answer what kind of poem this is written by someone, and what era of work, the first correct answer will get one point, and whoever gets 10 points first will win." ”

Sun Wukong laughed and said, "Okay!"

I thought that the red boy was going to be stumped, but I didn't expect her to laugh and say, "Okay! ”

"Huh, aren't you afraid of memorizing poems?" asked Tang Sen curiously.

Red Boy said with a smile: "I began to memorize 300 Tang poems at the age of three, memorized all the Song poems at the age of four, memorized all the poems of the Ming and Qing dynasties at the age of five, memorized modern poems at the age of six, and finished at the age of seven...... Now, I can already write poems on my own, ho I'm afraid of ho? Seventh aunt, do you think that if you live a few hundred years longer than me, you can memorize more poems than me? It's so naïve! You have been crushed under the Five Elements Mountain for 500 years, and there are many poems that you have not heard? Wave your hand and don't take away a single cloud, have you heard of it?"

Sun Wukong was sweating profusely.

"Genghis Khan, a generation of heavenly pride, only knows how to bend the bow and shoot eagles, have you heard of it?"

Sun Wukong Khan.

"The bright moon decorates your windows, and you decorate other people's dreams. Have you heard of it?"

Sun Wukong covered his face and rolled on the ground.

Well, this one doesn't need to be compared. Sun Wukong lost all over the ground before he started to compete.

Townsend was speechless, yes. What kind of trouble is it to be bullied by a seven-year-old niece on the ground? Forget it, let's continue to work on the project, I can't expect anything anymore.

Tang Sen said weakly: "Let's compare and paint." ”

Half an hour later, Sun Wukong took out a work that looked like a kindergarten child's painting......

Turning his head, a child actually painted an oil painting, carefully speaking, exactly the same as Van Gogh's "Sunflowers". It's hard to tell if the painting is a fake.

Sun Wukong was defeated.

Tang Sen said weakly: "Let's dance next!"

Sun Wukong danced the ancient dance, in fact, the ancient dance should be very good, but Sun Wukong's dancing posture is really not very good, it does not conform to the word "dance" in her name, her dance is like a duckling learning to walk, swaying...... Oh no, the old duck actually walks waddled.

Turning his head, he saw her ancient dance, modern dance, ballet, street dance, ballroom dance...... I can dance any dance.

Tang Sen covered his face and said, "The next step is to sing." ”

Sun Wukong opened his throat and sang, and all the birds flying above the entire dry pine stream fell down and fell to the ground.

The red boy opened his mouth and sang. The Zenith's plan to attack Earth collapsed. (People who say this, please go to the old animation "Macross Fortress".) ）

This time, even Townsend is the referee, Nima...... Sun Wukong. How wasted do you have to be?

"My grandson...... My old grandson waved a big stick 500 years ago, and the sky and the world were all over, how could he ever use these nameless skills?" Sun Wukong said depressedly: "What kind of mess is this; ”

Tang Sen, Eighth Sister Zhu, Xiao Bailong, hugged the bear and others complained together: "These are all very useful skills, okay, your big stick is a messy skill." ”

"It's over, can't you compare to the red boy's swollen child?" Sun Wukong frantically froze.

To be honest, it's not easy.

Everyone was lost in thought.

At this time, the red boy also became proud: "Hahaha, don't think I don't know what your idea is, you want to defeat me and educate me." Let me know that there is a heaven outside the sky, and there are people outside the world, right? I have long been, but ...... It's useless. I've been called a prodigy since I was a child, it's not for nothing, I know what I learn, I will be proficient in anything, there is no one in the world who can be better than me, hahahaha, I am not afraid of you than anything. ”

Well, since it has been recognized, there is no need to pretend, Sun Wukong jumped up and shouted: "You wait, I will call someone to compare with you, so that you can know what real omnipotence is." ”

The red boy snorted: "Call people, I'm afraid you won't make it." ”

Sun Wukong turned to Tang Sen and said, "Borrow your mobile phone, find a call to Guanyin, and ask that guy to come over." ”

"Guanyin?, is she successful?" Tang Sen wondered.

But if I call, she will ignore me, and you will have to make this call. ”

Tang Sen had no choice but to dial the phone number he didn't really want to dial, and said with a bitter face: "Hey, is Sister Guanyin free?"

Sister Guanyin's unreliable laughter came from the opposite side: "I'm busy, I'm working, peeling boneless chicken feet...... It's a hassle to peel this thing. Stuff a chicken melon into your mouth, peel the chicken off the bone with your teeth, and spit it out. ”

Tang Sen knew that this guy was not serious, damn it, did he have a mouth to peel boneless chicken feet? Only the boneless chicken feet that were peeled out like this would dare to buy it? (To be continued)

ps: Thank you for the three mountains and two waters for the reward of 3776, the reward of Yi Han of the sense of existence is 100, and the reward of Su Jingting is 10