The second zero three cute, compare to compare, who is afraid of whom
Updated at eight o'clock in the evening, thank you Huyanjue Luo Yi for rewarding 100,000, and accumulating the amount of an alliance leader, and my father-in-law owes you two more. Oh my God, my father-in-law owes a lot of more, and I feel like I'm going to die.
Education is a big headache, and it's been that way since ancient times.
How to teach a child to be a good child with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, aesthetics, and labor is the most headache for all parents and elders in the world. Tang Sen didn't have any experience in this area, and Sun Wukong didn't have any experience in this area, and the two guys held their heads and thought about it for a long time, but they still got nothing.
At this time, Sun Wukong suddenly slapped his thigh and said, "Oops, there's a way!"
"What's the solution?"
"Ask your mother. Sun Wukong said seriously: "You guy is not bad, it seems that your mother is very good at educating children, as long as we learn from your mother, we will know how to teach a good child." ”
Tang Sen thought about it carefully, yes, this trick makes my mother the most super mother in the world, and she will definitely be able to do it with her ideas.
Townsend picked up his phone and dialed it.
It's already the middle of the night, but Tang Sen is not worried about disturbing his mother's sleep, because his mother must not have slept at this time, and this is the time when the otaku girl is the most energetic. The time when the otaku girl really sleeps should be between 4 p.m. and 12 p.m....... That was the night of the otaku.
"Dut...... Honk...... ......The phone rang three times, and it was picked up, and my mother's unreliable laughter rang out: "Oh, Xiao Sensen, do you miss your mother?" Mom is holding a pillow with your photo pasted, you call at this time, Mom is so happy......
"Don't put my picture on the pillow!" Tang Sen yelled angrily into the phone: "Mom, I have something serious to do with you." ”
"Oh, what's the matter? ”
"That's right, I'm now facing a very difficult problem of children's education, and I want to ask you how to teach your children well......"
"Poof!" came the sound of the mobile phone landing on the ground, and after a long while, my mother's trembling voice sounded again: "Am I going to be a mother-in-law?" Whose daughter's belly are you making bigger? Hurry up and get the certificate first, don't let my grandson not even be able to get a hukou, and he will become a black household. ”
Townwend: "......"
Sun Wukong: "......"
Mom didn't give Tang Sen time to explain at all, and asked again, "You got another one outside." What should I do with this Bai Ruoling in the family? Mom wants to remind you that it is absolutely not allowed to abandon from the beginning to the end, if you dare to do that kind of negative and affectionate thing, Mom will be the first to fight with you. ”
The biggest hatred of my mother in my life is that Townsen's father ran away without a trace after abandoning their mother and son. All the uncaring men in the world are her enemies. Kill one when you see one, kill one when you see two, and my mother will never forgive this kind of guy.
Tang Sen finally waited for his mother to finish yelling, and then said with a bitter face: "Mom, it's not my child, it's Sun Wukong's niece, have you seen Sun Wukong?" Her eldest sister's child is now seven years old, but she doesn't listen to adults at all, and she doesn't do things like a little Lori does." We wonder if this child's future will go down the wrong path. ”
"So that's the case!" Mom's tone softened: "Xiao Sensen, don't pant for breath when you talk in the future, this kind of thing must be explained clearly in one breath, how can you say half of it to others misunderstand?"
Tang Sen was speechless, obviously you started to go crazy halfway through listening to it, okay?
The mother continued, "Are you asking how to teach the child well?"
"Yes!" Tang Sen said seriously, "Mom, how did you educate me back then?"
"It's not easy. Mom said triumphantly: "Back then, your mom and I threw you into an empty room, and then locked the door tightly, so that you could play with a bunch of toys by yourself, and Mom could watch the animation with peace of mind." ”
Townwend: "......"
Sun Wukong: "......"
Tang Sen was speechless for a long time. Cai said: "Then how did you educate me when I was disobedient?"
My mother was even more proud this time: "This is simpler, even if you are 20 years old, my mother's education policy has not changed." If you dare to be disobedient, your mother will put you down with a flying kick, and then sit on you with her butt and ask you if you are afraid. ”
Townwend: "......"
Sun Wukong: "......"
Tang Sen Khan said: "Ahem, Mom, for example...... Someone bullied me or my friends. What would you say to me?"
My mother laughed and said: "It's not simple, my mother told you since I was a child, whoever dares to bully you, you will beat him to death, beat your mother to death, and beat your mother to death." ”
Townwend: "......"
Sun Wukong: "......"
No, my wise and martial mother would never have been able to educate her children like this, how did I become a newcomer with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, aesthetics, and labor? This Nima is completely impossible.
Sun Wukong also sweated profusely and said: "This is impossible, can we educate scholars in this way? This is simply subversive cognition." ”
"It's a college student, not a college student. ”
"It's pretty much the same anyway. ”
Tang Sen broke out in a cold sweat: "I feel that the red boy is more like my mother's child, this ferocious feeling." ”
Sun Wukong also nodded violently: "That's right, you are a gentle herbivore, definitely not like your mother's son." ”
Both rolled on the ground with their heads clutched.
Tang Sen grabbed his mobile phone and said, "Mom, now there is a child who steals his parents' money and spends it indiscriminately, fights with his aunt, and kills people without blinking, what should I do?"
After a while, my mother's voice rang on the other side of the phone again: "Xiao Sensen, to teach such a child well, the most important thing is to let that child understand how high the sky is and how thick the ground is." ”
"Huh, what do you mean by that?" Tang Sen and Sun Wukong came to their senses.
The old mother smiled: "Children, it is easiest to have a kind of 'Lao Tzu is the best in the world' idea, always think that he is the center of the world, always think that others revolve around him, everything he does is natural, so she will steal her parents' money and spend it indiscriminately, disrespectful, and fierce...... For this kind of child, you have to let her know that she is just an extremely small existence in the world, and there are people who are stronger than him everywhere in the world...... Komori, do you know why you became such a kind child?"
Tang Senqi said: "Why?"
"Because you have been blinded by others with your mother since you were a child, and you have always understood your own insignificance and incompetence, therefore, you will maintain the mood of eager progress, the mood of transcending everything, the attitude of modest and cautious learning, and you will not have the posture of bullying others...... "The mother concluded: "Human beings, because they understand their weakness, will become more powerful creatures." ”
When Tang Sen heard this, he finally came to his senses.
Yes, when I was a child, I saw the most picture of my mother huddled in the corner of the house crying, at that time, my mother was still young, only 20 years old, not strong enough, she had to take on the responsibility of raising children alone, and she had to face the cold eyes of neighbors and the whole society.
Whenever she was bullied, she would shrink in the corner of the house and cry alone, which was also the only way for a young girl to resist the world, so sad and powerless.
When he was a child, Townsend was watching his powerless mother from the side, but he found that he had no way to reverse all this, so he also understood his powerlessness.
Human beings will work hard because they are powerless!
So Townsend has worked hard since he was a child!
He knows that no one can gain for nothing, and he understands that no one can get results without paying. He understands the pain of being bullied by others, so he will never bully others. He saw many realities that he could not see in the ivory tower, and he developed a strong heart.
"Mom, I see, thank you. Townsend hung up.
Sun Wukong said: "What do you understand?"
Tang Sen smiled: "If you understand, you understand, and you don't understand it." ”
Sun Wukong: "......"
The next day, it was getting dark, and Townsend got up early.
Outside the Huoyun Cave, there was still snow, and the sky and the earth were dyed with silver makeup. Standing on the snow in front of the Huoyun Cave, Townsend moved his hands and feet and did a set of radio gymnastics.
The red boy also got up early, and led a group of little monsters to practice martial arts on the flat ground in front of the cave.
"Hey, Brother Tang Sen!" The red boy clapped his hands and laughed: "Yesterday, an old Taoist priest invited me to kill you, and he offered 5 million, you seem to be very valuable." ”
Tang Sen blinked and said mischievously: "You won't agree, right? You are a righteous child of the rivers and lakes." ”
The red boy smiled: "Of course I don't agree, dare to kill my aunt's friend, I'm tired of life, I stabbed him to death with one shot." ”
Townsend smiled.
Red Boy blinked his eyes wide: "He said that your martial arts are very powerful, and you don't usually look strong, but when it is critical, you will be very powerful and terrifying, is this true?"
Tang Sen spread his hands: "I don't know." ”
The red boy grinned and said, "Yesterday I had a fight with the seventh aunt, and I found that the seventh aunt is not very powerful, even I can't beat it, and it is definitely not my father's opponent." If you are only a little better than Aunt Qi, you will definitely not be able to beat my father. ”
Tang Sen laughed: "That's not right, your seventh aunt is actually very powerful, she made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago." ”
"Tiangong is a fart, a group of useless waste generals, hum, I can make trouble if I go. The red child said nonchalantly: "Bullying a group of rookies is not a skill." Seventh Aunt is actually not very powerful, and she came to take care of me. ”
Mom really didn't say that the main reason why this child is a little out of the way is that she thinks too highly of herself and doesn't know the truth that there is a sky outside the sky and there are people outside the world.
Tang Sen smiled and said, "Are you interested in having a real match with Qigu?"
"Who's afraid of whom!" said the red boy. (To be continued.) )
PS: Thank you for not blaming me for being uneducated, I love Sansan, the mouse that brushes my teeth, the boring Hongchen, none, the sense of existence is 100, Mo Hanlan, Le Xingyueyuan is 20, and the fishless kisses the sky, Su Jingting is 10