Chapter 1: The Return of the Western Heavens
When he returned from the west, Tang Seng became famous and became the gold medal host of the royal temple. His three apprentices are also famous, the emperor wants to keep them by his side to protect himself, and he is successively named the fourth grade with a knife guard, and the fifth grade royal guard, but Zhu Bajie did not do it, and proposed to resign, he wants to go back to Gaojiazhuang to reunite with Miss Gao, it is said that Miss Gao has given him a pig Xiaojie, this child has not seen him as a father since he was born? This is human nature, can not be allowed.
Sha Seng didn't do it, he wanted to stay by the master's side and serve the master for the rest of his life. For such a loyal apprentice, his loyalty and courage are commendable, and the apprentice who will never leave the master, where can he find it now?
After sealing three and already leaving two, the emperor had to beg Tang Seng to speak, let Sun Wukong stay by his side, and give him the greatest authority, he can move around the entire palace at will, where the eunuchs can go, Sun Wukong can go, why? Sun Wukong is not close to women, the emperor is at ease with him!
Sun Wukong wanted to go back to Huaguo Mountain and go freely, but when the master spoke, he couldn't refuse, so he had to stay with the emperor and wait for the dispatch.
Originally, Sun Wukong was famous, but now he has become a veritable civil servant and eats imperial food. Therefore, Sun Wukong has become the number one star in the fairy world and the world. Naturally, its admirers are innumerable. If Sun Wukong posts on Weibo, his fans may grow at a square rate.
You don't know that the daughters to be married all over the country actually have the idea of marrying Sun Wukong. Although there are many reasons for this, they can be summarized as the following three:
One is that Sun Wukong is not careful, unlike Zhu Bajie, who can't walk when he sees a beautiful woman, he has never been in love since he became famous, and now, there are not many such good men.
The second is that Sun Wukong's martial arts are world-famous, it can be said that he is tied with Yang Jian and Nezha in the top three, and he is omnipotent in the sky and the sea, with such a man to protect himself, who am I afraid of?
The third is that he is stained with immortal energy, because Sun Wukong is an immortal who is active in the world, unlike other immortals, who can only live in the sky and do not eat fireworks in the world. Sun Wukong is not, he is the same as ordinary people in the world, he also has to eat, drink and Lazar, and also has seven emotions and six desires, living with such a person, not to mention his worth, if a woman gives birth to a fairy child, the mother is more expensive than the son, and she is not the mother of the fairy?
Therefore, Sun Wukong has become the object of pursuit of many women. According to reliable sources, the White Bone Essence and the Iron Fan Princess are also among them.
The white bone spirit released cruel words, if Sun Wukong does not marry her as a wife, she will wash Huaguo Mountain with blood, when she was on the way to learn the scriptures, it was fake to want to eat Tang monk meat, just to tease Sun Wukong, but Sun Wukong is not affectionate to her, the biggest reason why a woman wants to marry a man is that she can't understand this man, the more Sun Wukong ignores her, the more the determination of Bai Gujing to marry Sun Wukong increases.
The princess of the iron fan put on a tender appearance, I am already your person, what reason do you have to refuse me? You know, men and women are no longer kissing, besides, you have entered my body. Don't admit it, I borrowed a banana fan back then, hey, people are embarrassed to say itγγγγγγ
So, the courtship letter really flew to Sun Wukong's desk like a snowflake, according to the grapevine, the courtship letter crushed Sun Wukong's desk two or three, what, you don't believe it? You don't believe it, I believe it.
For these courtship letters, Sun Wukong didn't read them at all, and he didn't want to read them, and he didn't even plan to open the envelopes and let them pile up wherever they were. Because he has unspeakable secrets, the more these letters of courtship become, the more uncomfortable his heart becomes, why is that?
It is said that this incident must have something to do with Taishang Laojun, and it was because of him, Sun Wukong's heart hated this old man who was not good. Sun Wukong secretly made up his mind in his heart that as long as he had the opportunity, he would definitely seek justice from him, and this breath had been held in Sun Wukong's heart for a long, long time.
One day, Sun Wukong was patrolling the palace when he suddenly received a message from Nezha: The old man had returned to his boiler room and wanted to come as soon as possible. Nezha.
Sun Wukong is really overjoyed, this time he caught you, see how you quibble. The very happy Monkey King turned to heaven with one heel. I just wanted to call: "Taishang Laojun, hurry up and come out for me." "Suddenly, I saw Guanyin Bodhisattva's mount, the Lotus Fairy, secretly wiping her tears.
Sun Wukong stepped forward and asked in a low voice, "Sister Lotus, who bullied you?" Tell me, my grandson will definitely help you get justice." β
The Lotus Fairy hurriedly wiped away her tears, lowered her head embarrassedly, and did not answer Sun Wukong.
"What the hell is the reason, I'm dying, are you talking, who is it?" Sun Wukong scratched his ears and cheeks in a hurry.
Lotus's face turned red, her head was lowered, her mouth bit her middle finger, and she murmured, her voice was like the sound of a mosquito: "It's Erlang God." β
"What? is it Yang Jian?" Sun Wukong was taken aback, "I didn't expect that Yang Jian, who was serious on the surface, would do such a thing, he must have seen that you were beautiful and did something to you, didn't he? Sister Lotus, you wait, I'll go and ask him for guilt." β
"Hey, don't, it's not him bullying me, it's me-"
"What, you bullied him, then why are you crying?" Sun Wukong was confused, the girl's mind is really hard to guess, think about it carefully, something is wrong, how could Lotus bully Yang Jian? The two of them are not at the same level.
"It'sβ" The Lotus Fairy looked embarrassed as she fiddled with the corners of her clothes, "I, I've been in love with him for a long time, and today I saw him alone in the room, so I walked in, mustered up the courage to confess to him, but unexpectedly, he blasted me out." β
"This is also his no, how can he be so ruthless to a girl? Although Sun Wukong said this, he envied Yang Jianlai in his heart, but he didn't expect that this old boy actually bumped into Peach Blossom Luck, "Sister, you wait, I'll go." β
"Hey, don't," the Lotus Fairy just wanted to stop it, but Sun Wukong was gone, and the Lotus Fairy shook his head, "Hey, these men." βγγγγγγ
At this time, Yang Jian didn't get up from a nap, so Sun Wukong broke in noisily and grabbed Yang Jian's collar: "You get up for me, don't pretend to be asleep." β
Yang Jian was startled, and just wanted to copy the guy, but when he saw that it was Sun Wukong, he smiled again: "You monkey spirit, you don't sleep, you don't let others sleep, it's okay to find a pump." β
"Who smokes whom, it's not necessarily, let me ask you, why did you bully Sister Lotus and cry?"
When Yang Jian heard this, he knew what was going on, and said helplessly: "It must be the Lotus Fairy who sued me in front of your Monkey King, right?"
"People are too lazy to sue you, I saw her crying, and I asked for a long time before she said. Sun Wukong said seriously, seriously: "Is it easy for other girls? How much courage does it take for a girl to confess to a man? Do you know? You rejected her so ruthlessly, do you know how sad she is?"
"Stop, stop, I said Lao Sun, on this issue, why do I think you don't have the right to talk about me?" Yang Jian asked Sun Wukong rhetorically, "So many girls have written you courtship letters, how many have you replied? If you want to say ruthless, I think your grandson monkey is the most ruthless." β
"Don't, don't say that, you can't compare with me, I'm a person with a story, I'm not going to settle accounts with Taishang Laojun!" Sun Wukong was a little anxious.
"Okay, okay, let's talk about the eldest brother and the second brother. β