Yang Jian got out of bed and said kind words to Sun Wukong: "Okay, okay, stop grinding, I'm going to work, you should go to that old man, or it's too late, he is looking for a secret place to play mahjong again, where do you go to find it?"

Sun Wukong didn't quite understand: "If you play mahjong, you play mahjong, why do you have to find a secret place?

Yang Jian said mysteriously: "You don't know, the boss has been angry recently and has banned gambling." A while ago, the girl, the maid, all played mahjong, the people waiting around them were gone, the boss shouted out his voice, he couldn't shout to anyone, pour a glass of water, and have to pour it himself, can you not be angry? Don't say I said it. I'm leaving," he said, picking up his spear and heading out the door.

Sun Wukong grabbed Yang Jian: "Don't be sloppy, what I said, you haven't given me a word yet, tell me, where is the Lotus Fairy, what should I say? Tell you, don't take Lao Sun as dry food." ”

Yang Jian attached himself to Sun Wukong's ear and whispered: "You just say that、、、、、、"

Sun Wukong concentrated on listening, but he couldn't hear a word, and said angrily: "I said three eyes, you should be louder, there is no one else here." Why are you so quiet. ”

"This is called the secret of heaven must not be revealed, stupid! You don't understand the rules of the gods, if you want to fall in love, you have to go down to earth, understand?" Before he finished speaking, Yang Jian ran away.

"Hey, hey," Sun Wukong wanted to call Yang Jian, but after a closer look, there was no one anymore, and he shook his head helplessly: "This three-eyed, I really can't do anything about him." ”

Sun Wukong went out of Yang Jian's residence in a disappointed mood, with a helpless face, he went to find the Lotus Fairy, and the infatuated Lotus Fairy was still waiting for him to reply.

At this time, the lotus fairy had already wiped away her tears, she was no longer sad, she didn't wait for Sun Wukong to speak, she spoke: "Thank you Brother Monkey, you don't have to say anything, I heard what you just said, Yang Jian is right, if you want to fall in love, go down to earth." ”

Sun Wukong asked with some surprise: "You don't really want to go down to earth, do you?" It took thousands of years of hard work to cultivate into an immortal, how difficult is it, you can't just say that you will lose it?"

"Alas, who made me move my mortal heart? The Lotus Fairy said with a sigh.

At this time, Sun Wukong received a message from Yang Jian: The old man is going out, why haven't you arrived yet?

"I have something, let's go first," Sun Wukong turned over the figure with one heel, no, no, it was a monkey shadow.

"Hey, these men, they haven't said goodbye yet, they're gone. I really don't understand the minds of today's girls. The Lotus Fairy sighed and walked away a little lost.

Taishang Laojun had already closed the door and was locking it, and Sun Wukong quietly fell behind him and shouted: "Where to go!"

Taishang Laojun was startled, hurriedly turned around, saw that it was Sun Wukong, and said angrily: "Who should I be, it turns out that you are a naughty ghost again." Why, you still want to play in my alchemy furnace for two days?"

"Don't mention your alchemy furnace, I want to smash it. However, my grandson is not free today," Sun Wukong took the golden hoop stick, put it in his ear, and said to Taishang Laojun, "I came to settle accounts after the autumn, and I ask you, five hundred years ago, what did you do to me? You must tell the truth, otherwise, don't blame my grandson for being unkind to you." ”

"Who remembers what happened 500 years ago? 5 days ago, 500 years ago. Taishang Laojun looked indifferent, said casually, picked up the wine gourd on his shoulder, pulled out the stopper, and was about to pour wine into his mouth, the wine had not yet been poured, and when he saw that the wine jug in his hand was gone, his hand was still in the air.

"If you don't make it clear today, don't think about drinking. Sun Wukong snatched the wine gourd, and Taishang Laojun saw clearly that the wine jug was in Sun Wukong's hand, "Say it quickly, if you don't say it, I will smash it, so that you can't drink wine for the rest of your life." ”

"Don't, don't, what are you telling me to say? You need to be alert. Maybe I can remember. Taishang Laojun looked innocent.

"Okay, let me ask you, have I been in a coma for three days and three nights in your alchemy furnace?" asked Sun Wukong sharply

Taishang Laojun lowered his head and thought about it: "Yes, it seems that there is such a thing, it seems that there is such a thing." ”

"Let me ask you, what have you done to me in the past three days and three nights?" Sun Wukong continued to ask.

"No, you've been in a coma for three days and three nights, and I've been dozing for three days and three nights, what's wrong?"

"Less garlic, what you do yourself, you understand. ”

"Oh, I said you monkey, if you have any basin, just put it on my head, I'm an old man with nothing to be afraid of. ”

"You don't say yes, do you? Do you know that you really hurt me? It has hurt me for 500 years, neither men nor women, let me ask you, where is my little chicken?"

"Haha, haha," Taishang Laojun laughed, "what should I do?" So that's it. ”

"You're still laughing, I'll teach you to cry later, it's too late. Sun Wu said with a huff.

"Let me tell you, it's none of my business, this matter should be related to Tie Guan Li, when I take a nap, it will be where Tie Guan Li is guarding, whether he is joking with you, I don't know. Let's go, Tie Guan Li is waiting for me to play mahjong. Let's figure this out today. ”

"Dudu" Sun Wukong's mobile phone rang again, he hurriedly turned on the phone, it turned out to be a message from Yang Jian: 100,000 urgent, 100,000 urgent, the white bone spirit has taken control of Huaguo Mountain, and drove all the monkeys to the cliff, as a monkey, holding the banana fan of the iron fan princess, if you don't appear at the scene, she will fan the banana fan,、、、、、、

Sun Wu's air trembled, this white bone spirit would really pick an opportunity, turned to Taishang Laojun and said: "Old man, my old grandson is in a hurry today, I will go to you tomorrow to verify, if you deceive my old grandson, I will screw your head off as a urinal." ”

Taishang Laojun deliberately pretended to be afraid, "I'm so scared, my Sun Dasheng, you can spare the old decay, let the old decay go." ”

Sun Wukong's nose was crooked, and he pointed at Taishang Laojun and shouted: "Don't be so angry, who are you when you are?" To put it bluntly, you are a boiler worker who boils water, see how I clean you up next time." After speaking, Sun Wukong turned over one by one.

You don't know, this Taishang Laojun is not afraid of anything, he is afraid that people will say that his work is bad, and there is no scientific content. As the saying goes, you don't hit people in the face, and you don't expose your shortcomings when you scold people, Taishang Laojun asked Sun Wukong to say this, and he couldn't hold it on his face, so he actually sat on the ground with his butt and cried "woo".