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A strange light flashed in Zhou Chaojun's eyes, he seemed embarrassed and sad, but the expression on his face did not change at all, and he said loudly: "No, I have no psychological shadow at all!"

"Yes, the brilliance of the great leader shines on all the people, he is our sun, our hope, and the guiding light, how can there be a psychological shadow?" Zhu Ziguo's officials said in unison: "This is impossible! Otherwise, you would like to tell me how big the area of the psychological shadow is?"

Tang Sen has seen all kinds of people along the way, and his experience is much higher than that of his peers, and the strange light in Zhou Chaojun's eyes did not hide from his eyes, of course, such a strange light should not be discovered by Tang Sen alone, but the fact is that only he found it, and the officials of Zhu Ziguo did not dare to look directly into the eyes of the great leader, how could they capture the fleeting strangeness.

It is estimated that this guy has something unspeakable, and it is inconvenient to say it in front of people, Tang Sen helped to make a round, and said with a smile: "Since there is no psychological shadow, let's find another way." ”

Everyone began to discuss Zhou Chaojun's illness again, but Tang Sen took advantage of the convenience of sitting close to Zhou Chaojun and leaned into his ear and whispered: "I know that you have some hidden secrets that are inconvenient for the public to know, but ...... Hiding the cause from the doctor will only make your illness worse, so let's find a place where no one is around, and it won't make you feel embarrassed. ”

"Huh, did you see it?" Zhou Chaojun was startled: "You...... Don't tell me, I'm the spiritual leader of this country, and if that happens, something will go wrong......"

"It's okay, I won't say it, and I'll cure you later. Leaving the country in no time will not bother you. Tang Sen comforted him and said: "It is also medical ethics that doctors don't take out the patient's condition and talk nonsense." ”

"Okay, then let's find a secret room to talk ......" Zhou Chaojun left the table and walked out of the hall, Tang Sen followed behind. The two of them were like spies, and turned into the small room next to them.

There were two guards standing guard at the door, and before Zhou Chaojun closed the door, he instructed the two soldiers: "Listen, I will talk to Mr. Tang about some private matters, you are not allowed to come and disturb anyone, if anyone tries to break in, immediately drag him to dig coal." ”

"Yes!"

After confirming that no one was eavesdropping, Zhou Chaojun sighed. said to Tang Sen: "This matter has to start with the Dragon Boat Festival three years ago. ”

"Oh, the day the rice dumpling didn't digest?"

"Yes!" Zhou Chaojun fell into a faint memory, suddenly, the expression on his face softened, as if he thought of something beautiful, his eyes couldn't help but sparkle, he sighed lightly: "Three years ago during the Dragon Boat Festival, I was eating big zongzi. Very happy to eat......"

When he said this, he suddenly paused: "Mr. Tang." Do you think I'm fat?"

Tang Sen said honestly: "Slightly fat! To be honest, when I first met you, I gave you the nickname Wednesday Fat in my heart." ”

Zhou Chaojun sweated and sighed: "Actually, three years ago, I was three times fatter than now, if it weren't for that zongzi that tossed me for three years." It's impossible to lose weight. ”

"Three-fold?" Tang Sen was shocked, Nima, your current body size is two hundred pounds, and three times as fat three years ago, isn't it six hundred pounds? Are you still a human being?

Zhou Chaojun said: "Three years ago. As a super fat man, I am about to eat my favorite Datang Jiaxing meat dumplings to satisfy my appetite...... At this moment, a female monster suddenly flew by in the sky. ”

Tang Sen said: "Oh, there is a monster passing by? He scared you and scared you out of the psychological shadows?"

"No, no, no, how could she scare me?" Zhou Chaojun's face showed admiration: "She is as beautiful as a fairy, gentle as jade, and has a dusty temperament, she is so perfect, she brings me incomparable amazement, I fell in love with her at first sight, and she is such a good female monster that will never scare me." ”

Tang Sen Daqi: "Then your psychological shadow ......"

Zhou Chaojun smiled bitterly: "I fell in love with her at first sight, so I immediately jumped up, she flew in the sky, I chased on the ground, I chased and shouted 'girl, please stay, I love you, please marry me, be the princess of Zhu Ziguo, let you enjoy endless glory and ......wealth for the rest of your life'"

Tang Sen Khan: "This is the most cheesy confession I have ever heard in my life, you actually want to use glory and wealth to tempt a girl to marry you, the means are boring, too inferior." ”

Zhou Chaojun said with a bitter face: "Mr. Tang criticized it, I didn't know that it was bad to do this at the time, because there are many people in this society who are looking for wives like this, so I think this trick will work...... Unexpectedly, the female monster stopped in the sky, lowered her head, glanced at me with disdain, and then said almost exactly the same thing as what you just said. What she said at the time was, 'Who are you?' You actually hit me with money and status, what kind of confession are you......? You're shameless and nasty. ’”

Tang Sen smiled dumbly: "Look, it's hit a wall." ”

Zhou Chaojun smiled bitterly: "I also felt as if I had been slapped on the head, and quickly changed my words, 'Girl, I was wrong, I was wrong just now, what I want to say next has nothing to do with money and status, it is completely out of my sincerity, I am really in love with you, please marry me, or...... At least start with your friends......'"

Tang Sen smiled: "How good it is to say this at the beginning, with the previous paragraph, no matter how serious you say later, you will be despised, I guess that girl is going to spray you soon." ”

Zhou Chaojun Khan said: "Mr. Tang is really a strange person, if I had asked you for advice on women's hearts, why would you have made a psychological shadow, you are right, that girl has not forgiven me, so she raised her eyebrows and sneered at me: 'You don't pee to take pictures of what you look like, you 600 pounds of super fat man still confess to me?, if you don't mention money and status, what else do you have to like a woman?' I'm sorry, this girl hates fat people the most, bye bye ......'"

Tang Sen covered his face, miserable, too miserable, very miserable.

Zhou Chaojun also covered his face and said in a heavy tone: "It was these few words that I was completely defeated, I felt that the whole world had turned gray, and I bent forward in frustration for three hours before numbly picking up a zongzi and stuffing it into my mouth, without even tasting the taste...... And then...... The zongzi was completely indigestible. ”

Townwend: "......"

Well, this time the condition is completely clear, this guy was complained about his body type, so he has self-loathing, this is the so-called psychological shadow, look at his expression, the area of this psychological shadow is not good, there are 9.6 million square kilometers, because he is extremely disgusted with himself as a fat man, rejects food, so the digestive system strikes......

"Well, I already understand the situation. Tang Sen said: "You have this disease, it really can't be cured by calling a doctor and small ear to treat it, you have to find a love expert to treat it." ”

"There are no love experts in my country!" Zhou Chaojun sighed: "My country is conservative in thinking, old-fashioned in style, people generally dare not speak lightly about the word love, marriage is like a political task, and ...... I didn't dare to ask my own people to help me, and I didn't even dare to tell anyone from Zhu Ziguo about this. ”

Tang Sen expressed his understanding of what he said, great leader, if it is revealed that he likes a female monster, and he is despised by the female monster that he is a fat man, causing a psychological shadow, how can he have a personality cult?

"Mr. Tang, please help me. Zhou Chaojun said in tears: "I see that you have so many women around you, even the ear doctor seems to be your woman, you must be an expert in love, help me ......"

"No, no, no, I'm not an expert on relationships. Townsend's Khan: "I'm still a virgin." ”

"It is said that virgins know love best!" Zhou Chaojun said: "Those men who sleep with women who sleep too much don't know what love is, and they have been dominated by the lower body and are addicted to ****." A man who keeps his virginity and walks with a lot of women is definitely an expert in love. ”

Townwend: "......"

Is this Nima, is this logic really okay? Why do I feel weird.

Forget it, save people to the end, send the Buddha to the west, since it has reached this point, it is normal for people to want to help him. Tang Sen frowned and thought for a while, then said, "Okay, I now have two plans to lift your psychological shadow." ”

"Wow, it's really an expert, and there are two plans in an instant. Zhou Chaojun was so impressed that he threw himself to the ground.

Tang Sen said: "Isn't this nonsense? Anyone facing love has only two solutions, one is to succeed in love, and the other is to fall out of love." Whether it's successful or out of love, it's the end of a relationship, once it's over, you won't be dead anymore, let's take you as an example, you are disgusted with fat people because you were sprayed by a girl, so you don't digest food. If this girl becomes your wife, of course you won't have such self-loathing. Or, this girl is completely out of play with you, you no longer miss her, start to pursue a new relationship, and you will no longer mind the word fat, so that your digestive system will no longer strike. ”

"Oh, I see. Zhou Chaojun nodded desperately: "In other words, I should attack boldly, no matter whether I succeed or fail, I must ask for a result, as long as there is a result, my illness will be cured?"

"Exactly!" Tang Sen said: "Do you have the address of that monster?" If so, change into clean clothes, hold flowers in your hand, and go to the door again to confess, if you succeed, needless to say, if you still fail, you will completely die to her and liberate yourself. ”

Zhou Chaojun was overjoyed and said, "Okay, just listen to Mr. Tang...... I actually have a way to contact her, she didn't just pass by me on that day three years ago, in fact, every once in a while, she would pass by Zhu Ziguo, just about to fly over my palace, I built a tall building in the palace, every fixed day, I climbed to the top of the building, you can see her up close...... It just so happens that tonight is the day she flies over the palace......"

When Tang Sen heard him say this, he was relieved and said with a smile: "Since this is the case, let's make a decision tonight." (To be continued.) )