The fourth, fifth, and second cute, roast chicken is stuck again
Updated at 8 a.m. –
"Report Great Leader, according to X-rays, the zongzi in your stomach have been completely digested. A medic reported with ecstasy on his face.
Zhou Chaojun was also overjoyed: "Yes, I can't even feel the feeling of bloating in my stomach myself, it's amazing, I haven't had this feeling for three years." However, everything is on the top, and the X-ray is not detailed enough, so do a gastroscopy to see. ”
Several military doctors came to give him a gastroscopy, and now it can be determined that the zongzi that had plagued him for three years had completely disappeared.
Zhou Chaojun ran into the toilet, vented wildly, and when he returned to the room again, the whole person became refreshed, opened his mouth and laughed: "Wowhahahaha, great, it's really okay this time, I feel cute now." ”
Zhu Ziguo's officials were all relieved at this moment, the guards were also ecstatic, and the news reporters next to them, those doctors who had been summoned from all over the country, all showed a look of joy and excitement on their faces.
"Hurry up, Zhu Zi News immediately added news temporarily, telling all the people that our great leader has recovered. Great leaders can lead us to a prosperous path. ”
Zhu Ziguo is not very efficient in doing other things, but about the great leader, the efficiency is first-class, and within a few minutes, all the TV stations in the country began to broadcast the news of Zhou Chaojun's physical recovery, and all the loudspeakers on the street also broadcast together, which was really lively.
Tang Sen looked out of the window and saw that on the street outside the palace, there was a large group of vermilion citizens in plain clothes, holding red ribbons in their hands, singing and dancing on the street, singing and dancing about the great leader. This is Zhu Ziguo's most popular song, the title of the song is "We Can't Live Without Him", and the lyrics are like this:
His intimate friendship
Flowing in the heart
Asleep and awake
Warm hearts between breaths
We trust in his heavenly virtues
We all live with him
We can't live without him
His Majesty the Zhou Dynasty
Without his words
We can't live
Our fate
His Majesty the Zhou Dynasty
Without his words
We can't live.
Townsend was chilled when he heard it, and the lyrics ...... Nima, can it be a little more terrifying? goosebumps...... The pimples are all up.
Zhou Chaojun himself did not feel numb, but felt very satisfied. He stood at the window and waved his hand to the outside frequently, showing his love for the people, so the people were moved to tears.
When Moang saw this, she thought it was very interesting, and she found a red ribbon out of nowhere, put it in her hand, and ran out into the street. Singing and dancing with the Zhu Zi people. She was dressed in red, looking very fashionable and beautiful, completely different from the simple way of wearing Zhu Ziguo, and she knew that she was a foreigner at first glance.
When those Zhu Zi people saw that the crooked nuts were actually willing to sing and dance for the great leader, they were overjoyed and said in welcome: "Look, the grace of our great leader has been conveyed to foreign countries, and even foreigners have come to sing praises to the great leader." ”
Sweating profusely, Townsend shouted outside, "Hey. Moang, what the hell are you doing, come back!"
Moang grinned, "Don't." It's a lot of fun, a lot of people dancing together, and I love the atmosphere. ”
Tang Sen covered his face, forget it, there is no reason to talk to this nameless woman, he turned his head to Zhou Chaojun and said, "Since your illness has been cured." We're leaving. ”
Zhou Chaojun said: "Mr. Tang, you and the divine doctor have helped me cure my stubborn illness for many years, so that my whole person is now refreshed, how can I let you go without expressing my gratitude? There is endless glory and wealth for you. ”
Tang Sen shook his head with a smile and said, "Thank you for your kindness, but we still have an unfinished journey and can't stop in a place alone." ”
"Oh......? At the very least, bring some souvenirs with you and have a feast. Zhou Chaojun said: "I want to hold a big banquet to celebrate the recovery, and the doctors here please stay and dine together." ”
Tang Sen, who had a meal or something, was inconvenient to refuse, so he had to agree.
The doctors present were also very satisfied when they heard that they could follow along.
Zhou Chaojun sent someone to a hotel, and invited Sun Wukong and other sisters to come over, a huge banquet was set up in the palace, and other doctors and officials sat on the second table, but Tang Sen and his party were invited to the chairman and ate at the same table with Zhou Chaojun.
I saw that the table was full of delicacies from the mountains and seas, and the little white dragon was very greedy, and he couldn't help but be overjoyed when he saw this. Sun Wukong and the others were also very satisfied, anyway, some people didn't eat for nothing, they all buried their heads in eating, and they didn't care what the people around them were saying.
But I saw the Zhou Dynasty military pick up a zongzi with chopsticks, and said with tears streaming down: "In the past three years, I have a zongzi stuck in my stomach, and I can only eat some liquid food, so that all serious food can not be eaten, three years, I am extremely afraid of zongzi, and now I have recovered from a serious illness, and when I see zongzi again, I always feel like a world away......
The officials next to him also burst into tears.
Damn, don't say this kind of pretending to be forced to a zongzi, Tang Sen wanted to complain, but he didn't want to be glared at by Zhu Ziguo, so he had to give up.
Zhou Chaojun threw the zongzi into his mouth, then immediately picked up the excess "Super Zongzi Digestive Medicine" and took a sip, humming: "It's just a zongzi, why don't I eat it again?" haha...... There is a miracle doctor's medicine, and this small rice dumpling will be digested immediately as soon as you eat it, and it will never hold it in the stomach again, hahahaha...... Today is my big day, let's not mention zongzi, I'm going to start eating serious food, hahaha, three years, three years, how many three years can there be in life? I want to let go of my belly today and eat a big meal...... The roast trotters over there are mine. ”
He reached for the roasted pig's trotters...... But I saw that the little white dragon girl snatched the pig's trotters from the plate first: "This is what I liked first." ”
Replaced by Zhu Ziguomin, he was immediately dragged to dig coal, but Zhou Chaojun's attitude towards Tang Sen and his party was really not covered, he was not angry at all, and said with a smile on his face: "Since it was the girl who took a fancy to it first, of course the girl should eat it first, and I will eat the other, huh...... I'm going to have this roast chicken. ”
Zhou Chaojun picked up the roast chicken and put it in his mouth happily. Click, click, tore a large piece of chicken down, swallowed it into his stomach, his face was flushed, and he said happily: "Hahahaha, thank you for eating." ”
it. It's just a roast chicken, don't make it look like you're eating some kind of jade dew elixir, Tang Sen can't complain.
At this moment, Zhou Chaojun's face suddenly darkened, and then slowly changed to a frightened color: "Something is wrong...... I feel that the roast chicken I just ate seems to be holding up in my stomach and not digesting it again. ”
"Hey, are you exaggerating? Of course, what you just ate won't be digested right away, at least it will take a few hours. Townsend complained angrily.
"Oh. Yes, it takes a few hours for a normal person to digest food. Zhou Chaojun patted his chest and said a little timidly: "Once I was bitten by a snake, I was afraid of the well rope for ten years......
However, Zhou Chaojun was probably not a normal person......
Early the next morning, when Tang Sen and his party packed their luggage and planned to leave Zhu Ziguo to continue their trip, the hotel was once again surrounded by a large number of police and soldiers. The first person is none other than Zhou Chaojun. He cried and threw himself into the hotel, grabbed Tang Sen's shoulder and cried: "Mr. Tang, where is the ear doctor......?
"What's wrong?" said Tang Senqi.
"The roast chicken I ate last night has not been digested yet, and it is still in my stomach! Look at this X-ray, I have half a roast chicken stuck in my stomach now...... Roast chicken...... You see. You can see the chicken head and the chicken buttocks......" Zhou Chaojun hammered his chest and cried loudly: "Hurry up and ask the ear doctor, give me another roast chicken digestive medicine." ”
Townwend: "......"
Tang Sen and the little eared girl were once again invited into the palace, and just like last time, all kinds of officials and doctors sat in a dense room again. A man pointed to the huge LCD screen and explained to everyone: "Please look at this X-ray, although the great leader's zongzi has been digested, but now half of the roast chicken is stuck." Uh-huh...... Please think of a solution as soon as possible. ”
The doctors were sweating profusely.
The little ear also fell into deep thought.
Zhou Chaojun sat on the side with a sad face, but there was no snot and a handful of tears.
"That's not right. Xiaoer spoke: "In my opinion, making another picture of roast chicken digestive medicine is only a symptom but not a cure." ”
"That's right!" A female doctor also stood up: "The ear doctor is right, this is not a problem of zongzi, nor is it a problem of roast chicken, we must find the root of the problem, otherwise, the next time it may be Tang Yuan, pig's trotters, and steamed buns...... In short, the cause must be eliminated at the source. ”
"Could it be that the great leader's digestive system is wrong?" someone asked.
"No, we have had a full examination of the great leader, and his digestive system is healthy, just like a normal person. Another doctor spoke: "It can't be the reason. ”
The doctors were at a loss, Xiaoer reached out to Zhou Chaojun to take a pulse, and said: "Strange, his pulse is very stable, the seven meridians and eight veins are normal, there should be no problems with the body, why do you have indigestion?"
Zhou Chaojun's face was full of tears: "Even the ear doctor can't solve ......it?" Am I not finished?"
"I'll have to think about it......" Little Ear frowned.
At this time, Tang Sen suddenly spoke: "If there is no physical problem at all, it is a psychological problem, right? It is said that there are many psychological problems that will affect physical function." ”
Tang Sen woke up the dreamer with a word, these doctors didn't actually know this truth, but Zhou Chaojun's illness was too strange, they all drilled the tip of the horns, and when Tang Sen's words were mentioned, they suddenly realized.
Xiaoer patted his thigh and said: "That's right, heart disease still needs heart medicine, and ordinary medicine stones can't cure it, so we can only treat the symptoms, not the root cause...... Hey, do you have any psychological shadows?" (To be continued.) )
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