Chapter 3: Wukong's confession

Sun Wukong flipped to Huaguo Mountain one by one, fell into the clouds, and took a look, good guy, thousands of monkeys were driven to the cliff by the white bone spirit, and they were still holding the banana fan high in their hands, as long as she dropped the banana fan down, these monkeys would die on the cliff. At the foot of the mountain, all kinds of immortals gathered, and their eyes were fixed on which monkeys, stop, stop, how does this sound unpleasant? What kind of monkeys? Guest, listen to me, the abduction of human beings is called hostage, and the abduction of monkeys is not monkey quality? It doesn't sound pleasing to the ear, but the reason is the same.

The white bone spirit shouted wildly: "Don't move any of you, if anyone moves again, I will drop the banana fan." Yang Jian, if you take a step forward, I will fan the banana. ”

Yang Jian hurriedly said: "Don't, don't, Miss Jingjing, don't get excited, I don't move, I don't move, we have something to say, we have something to say." ”

The white bone spirit was very emotional, no, it should be said that it was terrible, it was terrible, and if it was handled improperly, it would make a big mistake. The white bone spirit asked Yang Jian, "Is the monkey here?"

"Don't worry, didn't I just send him a text message, just say it," Yang Jian patiently persuaded.

Sun Wukong shouted loudly: "I'm here, Jingjing." ”

The white bone spirit* cried bitterly, and while crying, he said: "Sun Monkey, let me ask you, I wrote you 399 love letters, why didn't you reply to me a word?"

"I said Brother Monkey, just now, what did you say about me? Now it's your turn, right? I'll see how you end. Yang Jian laughed, looking like he was celebrating.

"Jingjing, I'm not busy, how can I deal with so many letters? I don't have a secretary. No, did you just want to write back to you?" this monkey lied, and his face was not red.

"Make it up, make it up, make it up, if you don't have a clear answer to me today, I'll tell all your monkey clan to be buried on the cliff. The Bone Spirit said viciously.

"Sun Monkey, now is not the time to be poor, pick up some nice words. Yang Jian whispered to Sun Wukong, "Otherwise, this goblin can do anything." ”

Sun Wukong: "What are you talking about?" I don't know what to say?"

Yang Jian made a look: "Editor, editor, aren't you quite good at making up?"

Sun Wukong didn't know if he was really confused, or pretending to be confused: "What are you making up?"

Yang Jian didn't care about so much, and continued to instruct: "Let's start by going to the West Heaven to learn scriptures." ”

Sun Wukong said loudly: "Dear Jingjing: It has been four or five years since I separated from you on the West Heaven Road last time, I don't know if you have been doing well recently?"

White Bone Spirit: "It's not good, nothing is bad without you, my mood is terrible now." ”

"My mood now is like a song, as long as you die earlier than me, die earlier than me, nothing worries 、、、、、、、" As soon as he was happy, Sun Wukong actually sang.

The white bone spirit really cried this time: "Yang Jian, listen, is this what people say?"

"He is not a human being, and at the end of the day, a monkey is a monkey and can never become a human. Yang Jian reprimanded Sun Wukong while dealing with the white bone spirit: "Are you so persuasive? Aren't you pouring oil into the fire?" ”

"Okay," Sun Wukong began to say, "Hey, I said Jingjing, when I heard that you were the junior of the Bull Demon King, I was really good."

The white bone spirit was very angry: "Scandal, scandal, when did I become the junior of the Bull Demon King? Good thing, you grandson monkey, you actually put a basin on my head. ”

"Jingjing, do you listen to me finish speaking," Sun Wukong insisted on continuing, "But do you know?

The Bone Spirit is no longer irritable. seems to be quietly listening to Sun Wukong.

"As the saying goes: the deeper you love, the deeper you hate On the way to the west to learn scriptures, I hit you three times, and every time I hit you, the pain was in my heart.

"Every time I hit you, my heart bleeds for days, I can't figure it out, why, why do you always seduce my master, do you know that the person who really loves you is me? Since I first met you, I have been attracted by your bones, you are my Coca-Cola in the desert, McDonald's Big Mac in hunger,,,,,,,,,, hey! A thousand words can't express my feelings for you,,,,, providence makes people, and now you have become a junior of the red boy, no matter how you say it, it will become a memory. Please remember: Huaguo Mountain, Shuilian Cave, the Monkey King, and the Monkey King's heart is always open for you."

At this time, Guanyin Bodhisattva happened to pass by, and the lotus fairy was stunned when he heard Sun Wukong's confession, and he forgot to hurry. Guanyin Bodhisattva asked, "Lotus, why don't you leave?"

The Lotus Fairy pointed to the things on the earth and said, "Master, what a touching thing you say. ”

The white bone spirit cried bitterly, threw the banana fan to the ground, and covered his face with both hands: "Why didn't you say it earlier!"

Yang Jian saw that the white bone spirit relaxed his vigilance, rushed up with an arrow step, hugged the white bone essence, and the roaring dog took the opportunity to take the banana fan.

Sun Wukong also sat on the ground: "My mother, telling lies is more tiring than telling the truth." ”

Sun Wukong didn't expect that this sentence was heard by the white bone spirit.

The white bone spirit glanced at Sun Wukong: "Sun Monkey, you broke my heart again." ”

The monkeys were no longer in danger, knelt down in front of Sun Wukong together, and said in unison: "Thank you for saving your life." ”

A few monkey girls shouted, "I'm going to marry you, I'm going to marry you." ”

The voices came and went,

"Indecent. Guanyin Bodhisattva said, "Lotus, let's go!"