As soon as Sun Wukong saw that the Jade Emperor was relieved, he ran away.

Unexpectedly, before he arrived at Nantianmen, he was arrested by a reporter from Tianting Daily.

The female reporter said seriously: "Do I call you a hero, or do I call you a hooligan?"

"Don't open any pot and mention which pot, Lao Sun has something to do today, let's talk about it another day." Sun Wukong said while looking for a gap to slip away.

"This can't work, I just reported you as a hero yesterday, I didn't expect that you, the monkey grandson, sold me today, how do you tell me to mess around in the editorial department? The editor-in-chief scolded me, do you know?"

"I'm not going to leave today, I'm just a monkey who can go up and down, can be literate and martial, can go to heaven and go to hell, I've slept at the bottom of the five-fingered mountain, I have been honored (smoked) in the alchemy furnace, Bao Tang monk, slashing demons, learning scriptures from the west and making meritorious contributions, Monkey King doesn't want to do it, I was coaxed to be Bi Ma Wen, do you have me so much to withstand beating?" I'm a controversial monkey by nature, and what does it have to do with me to say good or bad with a mouth on your face?"

The female reporter asked Sun Wukong to say something, but she was also stunned, yes, what people said is the truth, and you can't refute it?

Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment, and asked rhetorically, "What do you say?"

The female reporter said angrily, "People just don't know, so they asked you? Why did you throw the question back?"

Sun Wukong tilted his head and thought: "When I make a scandal, you will know how to distinguish it." ”

"What, scandal? You're going to make a scandal?" the female reporter laughed, laughed and laughed, bent down again, and squatted down with her hands on her stomach again, "Oops, I can't laugh anymore, it hurts me to death." ”

"Don't you believe it?" Sun Wukong was a little anxious: "Next year, next year, do you dare to sleep with me?"

The female reporter stopped laughing: "Dare, why don't you dare? Do you think you can make a scandal by holding a beautiful woman? Tell you, you are not that material!"

Sun Wukong didn't laugh: "If you give birth to a descendant who looks like a monkey and a human, isn't it a scandal?"

"If the eunuch can give birth to a son, will the emperor's son still have his own?" the female reporter laughed again, "I think I, tomorrow there will be news again, the title is: naïve monkey." ”

"Whatever you want to write, I think we should pick a date, and next year today, we will sleep together. ”

"Okay, I promise you. ”

Sun Wukong's heart is happy, and you will cry when the time comes.

The news spread to Huaguo Mountain, and the monkey girls who were still pestering Sun Wukong yesterday were immediately ridiculed by the other monkeys, "Do you want to be a concubine? "The monkey girls are all red-faced, and they can't wait to find a crack in the ground to drill into.

The news reached the imperial court, and the emperor was happy, it turned out that Sun Wukong was promoted to a four-rank guard with a sword, and he was somewhat worried, in case he fell in love with which concubine one day, he would not be able to get down on face. Now it's okay, you can also appoint him, and Sun Wukong will be the head of the harem. Immediately ordered the secretary to draft the holy decree, the emperor covered the jade seal, and sent someone to send it to Sun Wukong,

"Monkey King, the Great Sage, received the order. ”

The emperor is a golden mouth, and my grandson can't be accused of resisting the decree, so he has to kneel down and listen to the seal.

"Fengtian carrier, the emperor edict said: Monkey King is the head of the harem, and he will go to his post in the future, and there must be no mistakes. Sun Wukong is not grateful to the Lord Longen. ”

Sun Wukong had no choice but to kowtow: "Long live my emperor, long live." ”

"Great Sage, take the order. ”

was originally a piece of yellow silk, but Sun Wukong weighed a thousand pounds in his hand, and his hands trembled a little.

Oh, how is this good? Sun Wukong was bitter, he wanted to avoid the punishment of the Jade Emperor, and told his secret that he shouldn't tell. Now it's okay, and the matter of going to Tie Guan Li to restore the man's body is going to be in the soup again. What a tragedy.