Sun Wukong let the white bone spirit make such a fuss, the teasing of the female reporter of the Heavenly Court Daily, and the entanglement of the monkey girls really ignited the ** fire in Sun Wukong's heart. At this moment, in his heart, he hated Tie Guan Li to death. I really want to beat him into a meatloaf with a stick, otherwise I can't relieve my anger. finally escaped the entanglement of the monkey girls, and turned on his heel to the heavens, ready to find Tie Guan Li.

While he was walking, he suddenly heard the heavenly soldiers and generals discussing Yang Jian's mortal affairs, Sun Wukong was stunned, it turned out that a woman has such a great temptation to a man? Why didn't he feel this way? Sun Wukong just thought about walking like this, and suddenly there was a burst of women's laughter.

What kind of place is this? How did I get to this place? Sun Wukong looked up, it turned out to be a group of fairies bathing?

Sun Wukong wanted to leave quickly, this was a place to cause trouble, but his two feet didn't listen to him, as if he was stuck by something, and he couldn't take a step.

He looked around, and there was no one. So, I was bold, so I just took a closer look, I haven't seen a woman stripped naked in my life. When he saw the fairies' white and pure, and could slide to the skin of flies, his mind began to sleepwalk, what would it feel if I touched that skin? And the twin peaks that trembled slightly, let me reach out and pinch it, what would it be like.

Alas, what kind of Monkey King am I? I haven't even experienced any of this.

was thinking wildly, and suddenly someone grabbed his ear, and Sun Wukong went to hit him: "Who, don't delay my good deeds." ”

"What a monkey head, he actually peeped at a girl taking a bath, it's really a crime to die. ”

Sun Wukong was startled when he heard the voice, "Master Guanyin, why are you here?" He looked up and saw that Master Guanyin was glaring at him angrily. Sun Wukong was frightened, and Sun Wukong, who was not afraid of heaven and earth, actually trembled: "Big, big, master, I accidentally saw it." ”

"Girls, stop taking a bath, there's a man peeping at you?" Master Guanyin, yelling at the fairies.

The fairies panicked, scolding, looking for clothes, what a mess.

Master Guanyin grabbed Sun Wukong's ear and said angrily: "You can say it, but you accidentally saw it? Don't you know that this is a forbidden place for men?"

Sun Wukong begged Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Great, master, let me go, don't take me as an example, if you commit it again, let the master punish you." ”

Guanyin Bodhisattva sternly said: "There is no next time, you must be punished according to the rules and regulations of the heavens." ”

At this time, the fairies who had already dressed surrounded them and punched and kicked Sun Wukong.

"Okay, girls, let's go to the Jade Emperor together, and strongly ask the Jade Emperor to punish this lewd thief severely. ”

Sun Wukong knew that it was useless to say anything, so he simply didn't say anything. Look at what the Jade Emperor can do to me? Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace can't steam me, and Wuzhi Mountain can't crush me, I see what else you can do to rectify me.

After a while, Sun Wukong was escorted to the Jade Emperor, and the fairies cried about Sun Wukong's bad behavior and asked the Jade Emperor to be the master for them.

The Jade Emperor asked the queen mother beside him: "How should I be punished for peeping at a woman?"

The queen mother's face turned red, and she said with some dissatisfaction: "Knowingly, I asked the monkey to be castrated." ”

"Don't, don't, my Monkey King Bao Master went to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, and he has made great contributions, don't be so ruthless and unrighteous, okay?" Sun Wukong tried his best to defend himself.

The Jade Emperor said solemnly: "This is the bridge to the bridge and the road to the road, there is merit, I have praised you, and I have also given you a first-class merit, now that you have committed a crime, you will be punished, and you can't be punished because you have broken the rules of heaven." Pull out, castrate him. ”

"Slow, Jade Emperor, you make it clear, what kind of punishment is this, don't let me die and don't know how to die, I'm not reconciled." Sun Wukong said: "Please Jade Emperor to meet my requirements." ”

"It's to cut off your little jj, so that you can't be a man for the rest of your life. The Jade Emperor explained.

"Haha, okay, I accept this punishment, if a man doesn't have this little jj, does it mean that he will no longer be punished?"

"How could a man not have that thing? and not a mortal eunuch. "The Jade Emperor also thinks that you little monkey is too naïve.

"What I'm saying is, if, if not, should you be exempt from punishment?" Sun Wukong continued to ask.

"If you don't have that, you're exempt from punishment. The Jade Emperor said a little angrily.

"Okay, okay, everyone here, did you hear clearly, the Jade Emperor said, peeping at a woman, according to the rules of heaven, the man should be castrated, if the man doesn't have that thing, he will be exempted from punishment. Jade Emperor, am I right?"

"That's right, I said it. I'm going to castrate your grandson monkey today. ”

"Okay, okay, now, please verify it to see if I have a little JJ in Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong took off his little pants as he spoke.

"It's hooliganism. ”

"Hooligans. ”

The fairies exclaimed, and they were busy covering their eyes. The Jade Emperor and the men present have already seen clearly that Sun Wukong really doesn't have a little jj.