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Tang Sen scolded in his heart, but his face was completely impassive, what are you kidding, since he was a child, he has been entangled by hundreds of women, and when facing women, his mentality can be like a mirror to stop water, control his facial expressions to send and receive freely, and he has entered the realm!

Although the situation in front of him was extremely dangerous, he didn't even blink his brows, and said innocently: "Marrying relatives? What kind of marrying relatives, I have never heard of it at all!"

Of course, this kind of fooling is not enough, the best way to interrupt a woman's thinking is to comment on her appearance, and Tang Sen did not hesitate to change the topic and said: "Then again, your hair is so long, it's so beautiful, how can you have such beautiful long hair?"

Sun Wukong was really fooled, what kind of things like "marrying relatives" were immediately put behind her, women will pay more attention to their appearance when they mention their appearance, she turned her head and glanced at the long hair that was flying like a dragon with teeth and claws on the back of her head, and sighed lightly: "Alas, I haven't cut my hair for 500 years, and it has grown like this, it's like the vine of the old demon of Montenegro, I have to quickly find a shaver and cut off this long hair......"

What kind of era is this? Tang Sen suddenly realized that this woman had been crushed at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain 500 years ago, and 500 years ago it was still a feudal society, and there were no barber shops and beauty salons at that time? Only shavers who crossed the streets and alleys.

After 500 years of being crushed, this woman is seriously behind the times.

This kind of woman is super easy to fool, and Tang Sen's fear of her is gone, and he instead has the desire to ask for some information from her, and beckons: "Come with me, I have a way to help you make your hair beautiful." ”

Sun Wukong, who had long hair fluttering, walked to the place where he was cooking noodles, and the bowl with instant noodles was still on the ground, Tang Sen smiled and said to her: "I have been crushed under the mountain for 500 years and can't move, I should be very hungry, that bowl of noodles is for you to eat." ”

Sun Wukong picked up the noodle bowl and sniffed it with her nose, the fragrance of the sauerkraut noodles in the unified old altar wafted into her nose, and the saliva wet her chest: "This noodle is so fragrant, much more fragrant than the noodles I have eaten before, and there are no such fragrant noodles on the Queen Mother's peach banquet." ”

Tang Sen thought to himself: the noodles you ate 500 years ago are all handmade, without any additives, that is a good thing, this kind of instant noodles full of preservatives is a scum? Of course, this can only be thought about, but when you say it, it becomes another taste: "Fragrant, right? Then eat more, this noodle is very expensive......

Sun Wukong began to eat noodles whirringly, don't look at her small size, but the amount of food is huge, a bowl of instant noodles was sucked into her stomach in a blink of an eye, and she was still unsatisfied.

"Do you want another bowl?"

"Yes, yes!" Sun Wukong nodded desperately, saliva flying.

Tang Sen cooked her another pack of noodles and asked her to sit on the stone to eat, but he went around her back, took out a rechargeable hair clipper from his bag, and lightly helped her cut her hair, Tang Sen's mother is a housegirl, she doesn't like to go out, and she doesn't even want to go to the barber shop to cut her hair, so Tang Sen often helps her mother fix her hair, and he doesn't go out to cut his own hair, he trims it in front of the mirror, and he always has hair clippers in his bag, but he doesn't expect it to come in handy now......

The warm big hand stroked the petite girl's long hair, and with the movement of the electric hair clipper, the long hair was cut off and trimmed to the length of the back, which was beautiful and elegant...... Grab a little water from the nearby creek and wet your hair, then pour a little travel wrapped shampoo and gently lather it before rinsing it off.

"By the way, this dress you have worn for 500 years, it has been in tatters, and it is all gone, and girls can't do this, you have to buy a new set of clothes. But there is no store in front of the village here, there is no store in the back, you can't buy it, I'll take the bed and quilt sheets and sew a temporary piece of clothes for you to wear...... The tailor's craft is not good, don't dislike it. Tang Sen took out a sheet, then took out a sewing kit, and made two strokes on Sun Wukong's body, lifting the scissors in his hand, and the needle and thread flew over, and soon turned the sheet into a simple dress...... Put it on her body, although it is not fashionable enough, but at least it will not look like a flower child.

While Tang Sen was busy, he was thinking about how to ask her for information.

Suddenly, two lines of clear tears slid down Sun Wukong's face: "You are so good to me, so gentle, no one has been so kind to me before...... If you want to eat, you have to go to the mountains to pick fruit, if you want to get dressed, you have to find your own clothes, and if you want to cut your hair, you have to cut it twice with a knife...... I don't know why, everyone shouted and shouted to kill me when they saw me, Heavenly Court used the official position of 'Bi Ma Plague' to fool me, and after revealing the stuffing, he sent heavenly soldiers to kill me, the giant spirit god beat me with a hammer, the two wolf gods let the dog bite me, Nezha smashed me with hot wheels, and Taishang Laojun burned me with three flavors of real fire...... I finally defeated them, and the Buddha used Wuzhi Mountain to suppress me, and it took 500 years...... What did I do wrong, and who did I hurt?"

Her body trembled slightly, as if she was in the midst of a fierce battle in 500 years, and her weak and powerless appearance somehow hit the softest place in Tang Sen's heart, inadvertently, it reminded him of more than ten years ago, when his mother was curled up in bed and muttered to himself: "I just had a child in early love? Who did I hurt? Why did everyone come to scold me?"

At that time, Tang Sen was only 6 years old, and his mother thought that he didn't know what he was talking about, so she would show that weak appearance in front of him, but she didn't know that Tang Sen was already very sensible when he was 6 years old, and that sad scene was deeply engraved in his soul, and he would suddenly think of it inadvertently.

What kind of bullshit are you kidding from this poor woman? The man who takes advantage of this kind of woman is not human at all.

If there was someone willing to lend a helping hand to her when my mother was most helpless, her life might have been completely different, right? Tang Sen couldn't let Sun Wukong go, he always felt that if he gave up on her here, she would embark on a very sad life again, so he stretched out a hand and gently stroked the top of her head and said, "Don't cry, stand up and stroke!"

"Ahh

"Ahem...... It's what it means to be optimistic and work hard. ”

Sun Wukong wiped away his tears and laughed: "Well said, my old Sun is not such a crying person, I just couldn't hold back for a while, stay optimistic and work hard!haha!"

"Miss Sun Wukong, what are your plans for the future?" asked Tang Sen.

"Of course, I found my relatives and beat them to death with a stick, then I went to find Rulai, beat them to death with a stick, and then went to heaven to kill the Jade Emperor and the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals with a stick, and then went back to my Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave and continued to be the Monkey King...... Oh, by the way, I still have to get married, it's all like to hurt me, when I was young, I was pressed by him under the Five Fingers Mountain before I could get married, and now I'm more than five hundred years old in a blink of an eye, oh my God, I don't know if anyone wants to marry an old woman who is more than five hundred years old. ”

Tang Sen said with a smile: "Your plan is difficult to realize only the first step! Do you know? In the past 500 years, the population of the Great Tang Kingdom has increased more than ten times, from 100 million to 1.4 billion, and now the world is full of people, walking on the street, throwing a handful of small stones out of your hand, you can smash over more than a dozen men, you want to find one of so many people to marry relatives, how easy is it?"

"......What's that? What should I do?" Sun Wukong was shocked.

"I'll give you an idea, you just have to go to Xiniu Hezhou, stay at the foot of Lingshan, and wait for your relatives to fall into the net?

"Wow, you're such a smart man!" Sun Wukong was overjoyed: "My old grandson will do this." ”

Tang Sen smiled again: "I also happen to have something to go to Lingshan in Xiniu Hezhou, how about the two of us go together?"

Sun Wukong was overjoyed and said: "Okay, good, I feel that you are a very good person, you are tired of living alone for 500 years, and it is good to have a companion." ”

Tang Sen thought to himself: That's it, I really didn't go to Xitian to marry, I just wanted to travel, and by the way, I learned the truth about the gods coaxing me as a mortal, so I shouldn't be considered "marrying relatives", not deceiving this poor girl, let's go on the road together, slowly understand, enlighten her more, maybe her life will be better.

The two of them stretched out their hands and shook them gently!

Sun Wukong's hands are very small, very soft, and comfortable to hold in his hands, but Tang Sen does not have any evil thoughts, he has seen a lot of beauties in his life, he is not so easy to be tempted, holding her delicate little hand, but what he thinks about is his mother: I don't know if she eats on time, no, I have to make a phone call to remind her to call takeout, and the takeaway phone number of the fast food restaurant downstairs must be told to her, otherwise she will starve to death at home.