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It was not early, and Tang Sen planned to camp on Wuzhi Mountain tonight, took out the tent and set it up, supplemented it with a sleeping mat, and set up a sleeping bag. Sun Wukong watched him curiously as he was busy, she had never seen many of the novelties that Tang Sen took out, the blank of 500 years was too long, and everything in the world was different......

She held a charged emergency light and looked left and right, pointed to the bulb inside, and said, "This is a huge night pearl?"

Tang Sen laughed and said: "That thing is an electric light, it is worthless, how can it be as precious as the night pearl, I will slowly teach you its principle in the future." ”

Sun Wukong jumped in front of the sleeping bag again, pointed to the zipper on it, and said, "What is this? Why don't you use buttons here?"

Tang Sen demonstrated the action of opening the zipper and closing it again: "The button is too inconvenient, and the zipper is relatively simple." ”

"I see!" Sun Wukong blinked his eyes wide, opened Tang Sen's bag, and took out all the things in it one by one to fiddle with, she was lively by nature, and she liked to ask questions about everything, so she took a lot of modern gadgets out to study, and asked Tang Sen if she didn't understand, Tang Sen took the trouble to explain the same, and it took a long time to solve Sun Wukong's problem.

"The sleeping bag is for you, you can rest first, I still have to read for a while. Tang Sen smiled and took out a book of advanced mathematics, and looked at it by the light of the emergency light, Sun Wukong leaned over his little head and put it on Tang Sen's shoulder, his long hair brushed his face, looking at the book in his hand, the result was ...... Confused, I can't understand it at all.

Advanced mathematics at the university level is very difficult, of course Sun Wukong, who was educated 500 years ago, couldn't understand it, she flattened her mouth and said: "I found that you are a very smart person, you can cook, cut your hair, tailor clothes, and read such unfathomable books, could it be that you are a university scholar?"

"This ...... College students are about the same, and college scholars are still far behind. ”

"A learned person is really humble, and I don't realize the difference between a college student and a university scholar. Okay, I'll call you master in the future!" Sun Wukong grinned, "You want to teach me the knowledge of the new world." ”

Tang Sen smiled and nodded: "It's no problem to teach knowledge, the master doesn't have to be called, young men and women are still better called by their names, what master is not a master, it's hard to hear." ”

Sun Wukong got into the sleeping bag, closed her eyes, and didn't know how long it took, in a hazy sleep, she suddenly returned to the Heavenly Palace, surrounded by 100,000 heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals, the Giant Spirit God, the Third Prince of Nezha, the Erlang God, and the Four Heavenly Kings rushed towards her, she fought desperately with a golden hoop stick, exhausted, and finally was locked in the alchemy furnace...... Taishang Laojun urged the three flavors of true fire with a cruel smile on his face, and her skin and flesh were shattered in the fire......

500 years later, she still often dreams this dream, and only dreams this dream. On that day 500 years ago, she made havoc in the heavenly palace, majestic, but it was also that day, she was crushed under the Five Finger Mountain, time seemed to stand still, and her life no longer had color.

Five hundred years, the vicissitudes of life, the stubborn stone is also covered with moss, overgrown with moss. Only one child is not dead, yearning for being at ease and at ease...... Sun Wukong couldn't help but burst into tears.

"Ahh

There was a slight sound of breathing around him, and Sun Wu turned his head to look, and saw Tang Sen holding advanced mathematics in his hand, his body tilted on the ground, and he was already asleep...... Her mood suddenly improved: by the way, my grandson's time has begun to turn again with the help of this man! This time, it will never be allowed to pass from her hands again...... Carefully look at the man's sleeping face, very handsome, very handsome, it is a face that can make all women in the world tempted, but Sun Wukong feels that his gentleness is ten thousand times better than this face.

The next day, as soon as the sky was bright, the morning breeze woke Tang Sen up, shook the dew on his body and stood up, only to find that Sun Wukong had already gotten up, and he was still holding a few bunches of fruit in his hands, and he didn't know where he picked them from. Townsend saw that one of the watermelons actually had a label on it, and the label had the words "green and environmentally friendly products" on it.

"Hey, where did you get all these fruits?" said Townsend Khan.

"My grandson found that there was a town fifteen miles to the west, and there was a huge carriage outside the town, and there were many melons and fruits on it, so I took some back. Sun Wukong said with a smile.

It is estimated that the giant carriage she said is the big truck of the fruit seller, Tang Sen smiled bitterly: "Hey, you can't take fruit like this, it's stealing it without asking, you must not do this in the future, I am still responsible for finding food." ”

"Hey, how can there be any reason for a master to find food for his apprentice?" Sun Wukong muttered dissatisfiedly, "Next time I'll pick wild fruits, right?"

"No!" Tang Sen smiled: "First of all, I can't be your master, and secondly, times have changed, 500 years ago, there may have been many wild fruits to pick, but now...... Wild fruits are on the verge of extinction, and the way you used to live won't work......"

The two ate melons and fruits for breakfast, packed their bags, Tang Sen turned over and rode the "Little White Dragon" bicycle, Sun Wukong looked at it curiously: "What is this thing? I haven't seen this thing 500 years ago." ”

Townsend smiled: "This is a horse for the new era! ”

Sun Wukong jumped lightly and got into the back seat, her height was only less than one meter three, small and exquisite, standing on the back seat, as long as her body leaned forward slightly, she could put her hands on Tang Sen's shoulders. Townsend smiled, "Stand firm!" Alternating his feet, he kicked the pedals up, and the bicycle began to move along the road, because it was downhill, the wheels spun fast, and in the blink of an eye, it rushed far away.

The cool wind blew the faces of the two, and Sun Wukong cheered: "Wow, this ** is so interesting!hahahaha!"

The sound of laughter like silver bells dragged far down the mountain road, and in a moment it slid down the hillside......

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On the fifth day of the westward journey, we finally ran into trouble!

In the evening of that day, Tang Sen and Sun Wukong set up their tents by a small river, the river was clear, Sun Wukong actually jumped into the water and caught a few fish, so the two happily took a branch and pierced the fish, put it on the campfire to cook, and coated it with fragrant oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, which became a top delicacy.

Just as he was about to stuff the fish into his mouth, three men jumped out of the river, all wearing flower shirts, followed by a sha-skin dog, two of the men were holding knives in their hands, and only one man was empty-handed, but the one who seemed to be empty-handed was the leader, he walked up to Tang Sen and Sun Wukong, and snorted coldly: "The kid is blessed, he actually took such a beautiful girlfriend to camp on the riverside road, and he will definitely put his girlfriend in a look like eighteen at night......, right?"

The man looked at Sun Wukong's delicate and clear figure, his saliva flowed, and he retracted his gaze for a long time before he retracted his gaze and said, "Don't talk nonsense, hand over all the money on your body." Cooperate obediently, Lao Tzu will only rob money, otherwise even the color will be robbed. ”

The shapi dog actually helped: "Wangwang!"

Tang Sen couldn't help but smile bitterly, there was enough bad luck to actually run into robbers, and these robbers also came out with a shapi dog to rob, it was.

Sun Wukong approached him and asked curiously, "What are these people doing?"

Tang Sen spread his hands: "It seems to be a robber." ”

"What?bandit?" Sun Wukong said strangely: "Such a profession that does not grow up, is there still anyone doing it after 500 years?"

"No way, although technology has grown a lot in the past 500 years, human habits have basically not improved. Tang Sen smiled bitterly: "According to my estimate, this profession will exist for hundreds of years. ”

"Hey, two little boys, I'm robbing you, are you still in the mood to whisper affectionately?" The robber leader was a little unhappy: "Hurry up and hand over the money, otherwise you will look good." ”

Sun Wukong stretched out his hand in his ear, and a huge stick appeared out of thin air, she copied the stick in her hand and danced two stick flowers, and hummed: "I haven't touched anyone in 500 years, so I just used these robbers to warm up." ”

Tang Sen frowned, thinking to himself: Although I don't know how high Sun Wukong's strength is, it is not fake to see her shatter Wuzhi Mountain with his own eyes, if this woman makes a move, these robbers will definitely be able to clean it up easily. But...... I'm a good man, and when I meet a robber, I want a woman to protect me, so what's that? Do you still have the face to say that you have a partner?

Tang Sen pulled Sun Wukong behind him and said solemnly: "Leave this place to me!"

"Ah, you are a scholar, how can you fight with robbers? Sun Wukong held a big stick and wanted to squeeze forward.

Tang Sen said seriously: "It is the most shameful thing for a girl to wield a big stick, to tell you that in the new era, girls can have anything to do with anything, but not with a big stick! Give me your stick, and I'll clean them up." After speaking, he reached out and took Sun Wukong's stick......

I don't know if I don't take it, and I don't move at all when I take it.

"Huh, your stick is so heavy. ”

Sun Wukong spread his hands and said: "This thing is called the Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick, which is the Dinghai Shenzhen Iron used by Dayu to control the water, weighing 13,500 catties. ”

"I wipe it so heavy, do you have any lighter weapons?"