Thirty-seventh cute, I recruited you to provoke you?

It's good that Gao Cuilan didn't make a sound, but this one suddenly made a bad thing.

Sister Zhu was still preparing to flirt with Xiao Bailong and Sun Wukong with great interest, but suddenly heard that Gao Cuilan, who was hidden in her golden house, actually threatened to marry the man in front of her, and almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

She turned her head angrily and glared at Townsend and roared, "Is there a mistake? You dare to flirt with my wife?"

"What, when did I flirt with your wife?"

"My wife said she was going to marry you!"

"Hey, she talked to herself, and I didn't answer, which eye did you see me molesting her?"

"I don't care! You're just flirting. Sister Zhu raised the nine-toothed nail rake and smashed it head-on at Tang Sen.

This woman's strength is extremely strong, the demon power is pervasive, and the nine-toothed nail rake is also extraordinary, cold and cold, just a nail rake in his hand, Tang Sen felt that it was difficult to parry, but there was a lesson from the all-knowing and all-powerful god, Tang Sen had already been mentally prepared, and he was on guard at any time, and he would not be so easy to hit, and he narrowly avoided this move on the side of his body.

Zhu Bajie is not an ordinary rookie, she misses one move, and there is a back move, and at the same time as the nail rake is empty, she flies up and kicks Tang Sen in the back. This kick went straight to the heart of Town, if the kick was solid, it must be a serious injury.

But Tang Sen carried a toy hugging bear on his back, like a huge shield, Zhu Bajie's toes were kicking on the chest of Hugging Bear, and the cotton inside was flicked, soft and weak, she was startled, thinking that Tang Sen was carrying some immortal treasure, and quickly retracted his legs, but Hugging Bear was not a dead thing, and at the same time as eating a kick, two chubby bear paws closed forward, and actually grabbed Zhu Bajie's ankle.

This time it was really unexpected, and suddenly, she actually kept one foot forward, and the strange movement of standing on the ground with one foot froze. Fortunately, I am wearing jeans, and if I wear a skirt, the scenery under the skirt will definitely be exposed.

Townsend turned around and punched her in the chest.

There's no way, you can't hit people in the face, especially if you hit a woman, you can't hit your face, but if you don't hit your face, what else can a woman hit in front of her?

Tang Sen felt his fist hit a soft flesh bullet, the elasticity was more powerful than the top spring, the fist first fell deep into the flesh, as if surrounded and attracted, and then the meat bullet bounced up violently, Tang Sen felt a huge force coming from the fist, and his body was bounced up and flew backwards, falling far away.

"I'll wipe it, is this okay?" said Townsend Khan.

"Look, I'll just say that thing can count as combat power. Sun Wukong said solemnly: "The combat effectiveness is at least one percent." ”

The little white dragon nodded and said, "What Sister Wukong said is extremely true. ”

Tang Sen got up from the ground and said angrily: "Don't say anything infamous to me, it's because her divine power is stronger than mine, so she bounced me away, and it has a fart relationship with that thing." If the divine power is not as good as mine, no matter how elastic that thing is, it will be punched crooked by me. ”

Sun Wukong, Xiao Bailong, and even hugged Xiong and covered their faces together: "Brother Tang Sen, your speech is too cruel, how can you beat a woman's chest crookedly?"

Tang Sen felt speechless and quickly shut up.

Sun Wukong made a claw shape with both hands, and said unwillingly: "If my old grandson also has a pair of such chest weapons, I will ensure that the gods block and kill the gods, and the Buddha blocks and kills the Buddhas." ”

Tang Sen turned his head and said angrily, "Don't tell nonsense. ”

Zhu Bajie bounced Tang Sen away, but she didn't take advantage of the victory to pursue, she was furious and said, "You...... You...... You're a man who is too good, and you flirted with my wife, and then you came to tease me? ”

"Hey, where am I teasing you? I'm fighting you to the death, can we get to the point? Hey, the enemy is too, so are the allies, even the hostages...... Why can't all the girls grasp the point?" Tang Sen looked up at the sky forty-five degrees and burst into tears.

"Don't pretend to be tragic there, you were just teasing me...... Well, it seems that we are also among the same people, and I also like to grab women's boobs the most. Not long ago, I was sued by Chang'e for assaulting her chest, and she sued the Jade Emperor, who listed me as a wanted criminal and wanted to bring me to justice, so I came here in desperation. ”

Townwend: "......"

Sun Wukong: "......"

Little White Dragon: "......"

Tang Sen said weakly: "Last time, I heard that Xiao Bailong was listed as a wanted criminal by the Jade Emperor, and I felt that it was very worthless for her, but this time, how can I feel that the Jade Emperor's punishment is not excessive at all? ”

The little white dragon nodded and said, "The little woman also feels that she deserves it." ”

Sun Wukong grinned and said: "Chang'e is really beautiful, if I were a man, I would also want to attack her breasts, but women are a little ...... Ahem...... It is estimated that the Jade Emperor also feels that it is very dangerous to have a lily in the heavenly court, so he wants to arrest her. ”

"The Jade Emperor thinks it's dangerous?" said the little white dragon.

Sun Wukong grinned and said: "Because the Jade Emperor's wife may also be attacked on the chest, in order to keep the hat on his head not green, of course the Jade Emperor has to deal with this guy." ”

Everyone suddenly clapped their hands and laughed: "I see." ”

"Less nonsense there. Sister Zhu stood up straight, and the two big meat balls on her chest actually shook, and the shaking amplitude was so terrifying that Sun Wukong and Xiao Bailong almost got into the crack in the ground again. She flattened her mouth and said, "I won't flirt with the Jade Emperor's wife." ”

"Why?" Tang Senqi said, "Isn't the Jade Emperor's wife beautiful?"

Eighth Sister Zhu said with a smile: "Because I only flirt with the Jade Emperor himself, she herself is a beautiful girl, where did she come from." ”

Townwend: "......"

Sun Wukong shouted: "Hey, this statement is not right, 500 years ago, when I made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, the Jade Emperor was obviously a middle-aged man, why did he become a sister in your mouth?"

When Sister Zhu heard this, her whole body was shocked, she turned her head and looked at Sun Wukong carefully for a while, and couldn't help but exclaim, "You...... Are you the demon king Sun Wukong who wielded a big stick and made trouble in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago?"

"No, my grandson used a Fang Tian painting halberd at that time. ”

"Anyway, I saw you wielding a big stick with my own eyes, and I also had two tricks with you. ”

"Ahhh......hhh You must have read it wrong, it is a shameless slander and a rumor against my grandson...... My old grandson didn't make any trouble in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago......" Sun Wukong rolled on the ground with his head in his hands.

"Hey, get to the point, you're crooked again. Tang Sen Khan: "Obviously talking about whether the Jade Emperor is a man or a woman, you are actually crooked to the thing of wielding a big stick 500 years ago?"

The difficulty of talking to these neuropaths is too high, and if you are not careful, you will be crooked to 108,000 miles away, Tang Sen feels that it is not difficult to go to the west, so he can find a north or south to go, and if he is crooked, he will be crooked to the Xitian Da Lei Yin Temple......

Zhu Bajie said with a smile: "Demon King Sun Wukong, when you made trouble in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago, you met the 9829th Jade Emperor, in the past 500 years, the Jade Emperor has been reincarnated several times, and now it is the 9835th Jade Emperor who is in charge of the Heavenly Court, this time the Jade Emperor is a very beautiful young girl, I have been coveting her, but unfortunately she is well guarded, and she used Chang'e's matter to make me a wanted criminal, alas, I had to flee from the Heavenly Palace...... There's no chance to insult her in the future. ”

This thing really deserves it!

Tang Sen, Sun Wukong, and Xiao Bailong shook their heads together and said, "Why did you let this scourge escape to the human realm? The Jade Emperor is too weak, and he should imprison this broken woman in the heavenly prison for the rest of his life." ”

"Okay, don't talk nonsense. Tang Sen coughed and said: "Eighth Sister Zhu, let's not always fail to grasp the key points, let's deal with the serious things first, we are here this time for Gao Cuilan, you let her go, let's not interfere with the river water on this well water, otherwise, here is the demon king Sun Wu, who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago, and you may not be able to get the benefits......"

As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere in the field became a little solemn, just now everyone was still talking and laughing, but now they all made a straight face, the air seemed to be frozen, Gao Taigong was so frightened that he hid behind a tree, and the dozen or so disciples under the omniscient and all-powerful god hid even more far away.

Eighth Sister Zhu turned to face Sun Wukong, and snorted coldly: "Demon King Sun Wukong, since you have escaped the oppression of Wuzhi Mountain, you should go back to your Huaguo Mountain to be the Monkey King, why do you want to meddle with my affairs? I just married a wife, and I provoked you?"