Thirty-eighth moe、I hid my strength
Eighth Sister Zhu turned to face Sun Wukong, and snorted coldly: "Demon King Sun Wukong, since you have escaped the oppression of Wuzhi Mountain, you should go back to your Huaguo Mountain to be the Monkey King, why do you want to meddle with my affairs? I just married a wife, and I provoked you?"
Sun Wukong pouted: "I didn't provoke my grandson, but my grandson is on a long journey, and there is almost a lot of money on the road, and I see that I can make extra money by subduing demons and eliminating demons, of course I want to make some money......"
"Hmph!" Zhu Bajie was unhappy: "You are afraid that you will not be able to earn this money." ”
"I think I can make money. Sun Wukong said with a smile: "500 years ago, when I made a big fuss in the sky, we didn't fight each other......
Eighth Sister Zhu snorted coldly: "The incident that made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago, the water was very deep, do you really think that you are so strong that the entire Heavenly Court can't take care of you? Don't be too arrogant." ”
"The water is deep?" Tang Sen was more interested in this question, as if he smelled the smell of conspiracy again, and quickly interjected and asked, "Excuse me, where is the depth of the water? Could it be that there is some huge conspiracy against Wukong." ”
Sister Zhu laughed out loud, she has a great figure, this waist is proud, but she is a little heroic, and a pair of giant weapons on her chest are shaking endlessly, which is dazzling. After laughing for a while, she said seriously: "500 years ago, I saw that the demon king Sun Wukong was the face of a Lori, and I didn't do my best to take her, I pretended to make two moves among the gods, and then pretended to be injured and left, I just didn't want to bully Lori, I really thought that my combat effectiveness was so poor, it would be a big mistake." ”
Townsend Khan: "Hey, that's what you said the water is deep?"
"Yes!" Sister Zhu said triumphantly: "In order to protect the lovely Lori, I deliberately concealed my strength, isn't this a deep water?"
"I was dizzy, I thought there was some earth-shattering conspiracy, but it turned out to be for this nameless reason?"
"I'm dizzy, my grandson is not Lori, it's a sexy and mature beauty. Sun Wukong also jumped up angrily.
Well, there was still a bit of a solemn atmosphere just now, but now it's gone, Tang Sen covered his face and thought sadly: There is no reason to talk about this group of nameless women, so let's just have a good fight.
"Wukong, stop messing with her, on!"
"Okay, my grandson has long wanted to beat her flat with a stick. ”
Sun Wukong stretched out his hand and took it out in his ear, the golden hoop stick appeared in his hand, becoming as thick as the mouth of a bowl, and smashed it head-on at Zhu Bajie, Zhu Bajie is really not a fuel-efficient lamp, waved the nine-tooth nail rake, and went up, only to hear a loud "ding" sound, the heavens and the earth seemed to be shaken, and the buzzing sound shook everyone to cover their ears.
The golden hoop stick and the nine-toothed nail rake are both divine weapons among the divine soldiers, and no one can suppress the two weapons when they are intertwined, and the demonic power of the two is not much different. In an instant, there were seven or eight moves, and the speed of the shot was extremely fast, making it difficult for the naked eye to see clearly, and the power of each blow was extremely large, and every blow of the stick and the nail rake was exuded, and the sound waves emitted alone made people's ears roar and could not bear it.
"Well, you guy, you really hid your strength 500 years ago. ”
"Hahahaha, didn't I say it? I don't want to use force against Lori! If you don't have to rob my wife today, I don't want to fight you. ”
"Fart, my grandson is not a Lori. ”
"What's wrong with admitting that you're a Lori? Lori is justice! You promise to marry me, and I'll let Gao Cuilan go." ”
"Fart! My grandson is a sexy royal sister, don't you see my leopard print skirt?
While the two were fighting, they were also talking about infamous conversations, and Tang Sen really couldn't complain.
Seeing that the two of them were fighting, they were impatient, and Sister Zhu didn't want to break the things around, because this was the home of "her wife Gao Cuilan", of course, she couldn't fight indiscriminately. Sun Wukong didn't want to break the things here, because she still wanted to get paid from Gao Taigong......
Both of them were tied up, very unhappy, simply drove the clouds to fly into the air, fighting in the air, now the two can finally have a good fight, the golden hoop stick and the nine-tooth nail rake do not give in, and the sky is dark.
Tang Sen looked up at the air, shook his head and said, "It's all nameless, this Eighth Sister Zhu forgot about Gao Cuilan as soon as she was happy, you flew so far, wouldn't I be able to swagger to save Gao Cuilan?"
When Gao Taigong heard this, he was immediately overjoyed: "Yes, yes, Master Tang Seng, let's go and save my daughter." ”
The two ran to the cabin together and pushed the door in. There was nothing before the door was opened, as soon as it was pushed open, Tang Sen was suddenly startled, this is a standard otaku room, there are many shelves in it, the shelves are full of game CDs and doll figures, the walls are pasted with posters of various anime characters, several game consoles are fanned in front of the TV, and a computer, but unfortunately the computer has been cut off the network cable.
It is estimated that Gao Cuilan posted on the website of the guardian saint of the otaku last time to ask for help, but was discovered by Marshal Tianpeng, so he cut off her network cable to prevent her from contacting the outside world.
Gao Cuilan stood in this pile of house things, and when she saw Gao Taigong and Tang Sen, she cheered and rushed over with tears.
Mrs. Gao burst into tears, stretched out her hand and wanted to hug her daughter, but unexpectedly, Gao Cuilan actually passed by him and threw herself directly into Tang Sen's arms.
Gao Taigong: "......"
Tang Sen Khan: "Hey, Miss Gao Jiasan, what are you doing here?"
"Lord Otaku Patronus, ahhhh......h
Townwend: "......"
Well, this kind of thing has not been encountered before, when he was studying at Imperial Capital University, there was a senior sister who jumped up excitedly and hugged him, he is also very experienced in dealing with this kind of thing, on the premise of trying not to hurt the self-esteem of girls, he stretched out his hands, slowly straightened Gao Cuilan, and said softly: "Sister, don't be like this, we have something to say." ”
Gao Cuilan's face was flushed, and she said happily: "Lord Otaku Guardian Saint, I just left you a message on the website last night, you came from the Tang Kingdom to save me today, I am really so happy...... If you don't give up, you can marry me and go home to warm the bed. ”
Mrs. Gao was shocked: "Hey, no, you are my last daughter, you can only recruit money! Master Tang Seng, are you interested in becoming a layman? My family has a lot of money, and when I die, this company will be yours. ”
"Stop! Tang Sen shouted and stopped the pair of nameless father and daughter: "I said, can you say this about the current situation? Hurry up, otherwise Marshal Tianpeng will come back, and Gao Cuilan will be arrested again." ”
"Oh yes, let's go. Mrs. Gao pulled her daughter and wanted to run out.
Gao Cuilan said with a bitter face: "My babies are all in this room, what if your Lori friend can't beat Sister Zhu for a while, and when she comes back from a big victory, she can't find me, and she smashes things angrily and breaks all these babies?"
"These things don't matter at all, Daddy will buy them for you. Gao Taigong was so anxious that he just wanted to slip away.
But Tang Sen frowned, Gao Taigong didn't know about the otaku, but Tang Sen knew very well, if it was his own mother, how could he run away from the desert if he was replaced by his own mother and put a beloved house object? Not to mention a monster, even if an alien came, he had to hold his game disc and doll figure, and he would not let go!
What to do?
Otaku must be guarded!
By the way, Tang Sen's heart suddenly moved, and he thought about it: "Sister of the Gao family, please take off your clothes." ”
"Huh, do you want me to take off my clothes?" Gao Cuilan's face suddenly flew two red glows: "Although I am very willing, but ...... My father is still here, and when he's gone, I'll take it off for you. ”
Gao Taigong: "......"
Tang Lin Khan: "That's not what you mean, I'm asking you to take off your coat for me to wear, I'll disguise myself as you, stay in the cabin and wait for Sister Zhu, if Wukong can clean her up, if not, I'll ambush him here and give him another trick, so that I can protect your house." ”