Chapter Thirty-Eight: Super Loud Horse
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Pei Weiguo hurriedly urged the horse to move along the mountain path.
Li Yue'e and Murong Yan then laughed crisply. The two of them started talking again, which was nothing more than some weight loss and beauty and the like, and they were talking and laughing. Suddenly a whistle blew.
In the jungle on both sides of the hillside, a group of men and horses rushed out, each armed with bows, arrows, knives and guns, and surrounded them.
The three of them were taken aback, hurriedly wielded their weapons, and waited for battle. Even Li Yue'e drew out the "Gentleman's Sword", and her handsome eyes looked coldly at the enemy formation.
I saw the little minions blocking the road in front of me flashing out of the road, and two generals walked side by side in the middle, and a group of minions behind them carried two blood-red and dazzling coffins.
The two generals were also strange horses: one was fat and short, with a short fat horse under his crotch, and held a pair of large golden hammers aloft, like a symmetrical three-pronged cactus, and the other was thin and tall, with a long and thin horse under his crotch, but he waved a purlin-thick judge's pen, like a slender shrimp general out of the sea.
The short and fat general shook his huge hammer and said: "I planted this tree, I opened this road, if you want to pass here, leave and buy road money!"
As soon as Pei Weiguo saw the pair of golden hammers, and then looked at his pair of silver hammers, he was to treat the other party's hammer as a grandson, I am afraid that they all seemed too small and too small. I couldn't help but panic in my heart, and cold sweat oozed from my face. Xin said: "My lord, what kind of hammer is this, my silver hammer, a single is more than 80 catties, and he and he are still a golden hammer, so big, I am afraid that there are more than 1,000 catties, could it be that the gods descended to the mortal world?"
"Thin and tall" also poked the thick judge's pen again and again, and said viciously to Pei Weiguo and them: "Leave two beauties, and that white horse, spare your boy's life!" and turned his head to whisper a few words to "Low and Fat".
"Low and short" laughed, looked at the two beauties in confusion, and said, "Yes, you are still thoughtful, brother." - Hey, boy, leave two fairies, and give one of us a lady to the village, and you can run for your life!"
Li Yue'e was also frightened, she couldn't help but look up and down at the two strange people, and the terrifying weapon: I saw that this "low and fat" facial features were crowded, the round face like a watermelon was abnormally red, it seemed to be rubbed with fat powder and rouge, and there was a long dried rose on her head, wearing a narrow red silk shirt, buttoning a button, her fat belly was exposed, her deep umbilicus was bottomless, and there was a wisp of green vine with leaves wrapped around her waist. She observed for a moment, and suddenly Yurong smiled, and said crisply: "Who is the honorable driver?"
Murong Yan was so frightened that her face was pale, and her jade hand holding the silk of the goddess Xuan was already damp and dripping with sweat, and she looked at Li Yue'e in confusion when she saw this.
"This king is 'Sai Anzuo' Hu is also left!" "Low and fat" saw that Li Yue'e was as beautiful as a fairy, with a crisp smile and a delicate appearance, he couldn't help but laugh so much that his facial features were squeezed into a pimple, and he said triumphantly: "That's my brother 'Sai Zhongbu' Hu is right, we joined together, and we nicknamed it 'Yibei Shuangsai'." Beauty, do you know why I am called 'Sai Anzuo'? Because our family looks like Pan An, we look like Wang Zuo! Beauty, you don't seem to be either?!" He said, shaking his round watermelon head, and posing to show off his handsome and beautiful face to the beauty.
Li Yue'e laughed out loud.
Pei Weiguo's eyes peeked at Li Yue'e from time to time, and when he saw her flowers blooming, he couldn't help but smile.
Murong Yan looked at Li Yue'e even more suspiciously.
Li Yue'e hurriedly said a few words to Murong Yan.
Murong Yan looked the "low, short and fat" Hu Bizuo up and down, "Hahahaha, ahhh
The "Hebei Northern Double Competition" laughed when he saw the enemy, and couldn't help but look at each other.
Hu Bizuo was annoyed and embarrassed, and said: "What are you laughing at, what's so funny, am I not as good as Pan An!"
Li Yue'e stroked her chest again and again: "Ouch, ouch, I'm laughing to death!" She forced a smile and said, "You look like Pan An, just like Wang Zuo, so what is his name 'Sai Zhongbu', it must be as wise as Guan Zhong and Yong Sai Lu Bu?"
"Thin and tall" Hu Biyou saw the beauty asking him, and immediately elated, shook his head and said: "The girl is really a god, and she can guess that I am the wisdom of Guan Zhong and the courage of Lu Bu." It's better for you to follow me, we are talented and beautiful, a natural pair. Look at my brother, I said that he was the same as Zhu Bajie, he always said that he still looked like Pan An, I think I look like Pan An!"
"Nonsense, you are Zhu Bajie! Dare to fight with me, I will decide this beauty, and that one belongs to you!"
Hu leaned right and said: "Now I'm fighting for a fart, I haven't gotten it yet." Get your hands on it first, and follow the old rules. ”
"Yes, that's right!" The two immediately reached an agreement, and Hu Bizuo said to the three enemies: "Hey, what do you think, is it literary, or is it military!"
Li Yue'e asked: "What about the text, and what about the martial arts?" ”
Hu Bizuo said: "The article is what I just said, that kid get out, leave you and her, and the white horse." Wu, it's troublesome, look at my pair of golden hammers, and the judge's pen on the right, beat this kid into meat sauce first!"
"You just broke the hammer, didn't you-" Hu Biyouyou disagreed with his brother that his judge's pen was broken.
"Hmm-?!" Hu Bianzuo swept away Hu Bianright.
Hu Weiyou knew that he was speechless, so he hurriedly covered his mouth with his left hand and shut up.
Over there, Li Yue'e said to Murong Yan: "Sister, your martial arts are the highest, you should go first." ”
Pei Weiguo had already raised the "Plum Blossom Bright Silver Hammer" and said to the two women: "I'll come." ”
Li Yue'e stepped forward to hold the "Super Mountain Yueying White Dragon Horse", and said in a low voice: "It's still Sister Yan, it is estimated that there is no danger." ”
Pei Weiguo looked at Li Yue'e suspiciously and affectionately.
Murong Yan stepped forward and whispered to Pei Weiguo: "Husband, your body has not recovered yet, I will resist for a while, and you two will take the opportunity to escape first." In terms of light skills, I'm still good, if I can't beat it, I will definitely be able to escape. ”
"Yanzi, you-" Before Pei Weiguo's voice fell, Murong Yan had already responded to the enemy. When she came to the front of the formation, Erzhang Red Silk danced a few tricks first, and shouted loudly: "You two, who will taste the princess's 'Xuan Goddess Sleeve' first!"
"Yibei Shuangsai" looked at each other: "Princess, isn't it Princess Xianbei Dayan, that's a powerful character." ”
It's really a hemp stick beating a wolf -- both are afraid.
Sai'an Zuohu preemptively said: "Kill pigs with a cattle slaughtering knife!" Brother, you go first, brother will have to deal with that kid for a while, that one must be more powerful." ”
"What kind of line is this, my brother comes first, and I am a brother, how can I take credit from you. Or you go first. Sai Zhong Buhu leaned to the right and did not want to show Lu Bu's bravery.
The strange goods appeared, and the excitement continued. If you want to know how the story will be in the future, please watch the next "Hebei North Double Competition".
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