Chapter 39 Hebei North Double Match
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Sai'an Zuohu preemptively said: "Kill pigs with a cattle slaughtering knife!" Brother, you go first, brother will have to deal with that kid for a while, that one must be more powerful." ”
"What kind of line is this, my brother comes first, and I am a brother, how can I take credit from you. Or you go first. Sai Zhong Buhu leaned to the right and did not want to show Lu Bu's bravery.
"You go first, brother presses the formation!"
"Brother, it's better for you to go first. ”
"You go first!"
"You go first!"
The doubles couldn't push each other. Or "Sai Zhongbu" Hu has an idea, only to see him say: "It's still the old rule, whoever loses will go first!"
"Yes, this fart is reasonable, so it's fair and reasonable. "Sai Anzuo" Hu deviated to the left, hurriedly jumped off the horse, put down the double hammer, and immediately took out three copper coins.
Hu Biyouyou also dismounted, abandoned the judge's pen, the shrimp hanging eyes on the narrow horse's face, stared at the copper coin in his brother Hu Bian's left hand tightly, and said righteously: "Brother, you threw it first last time, and this time it will be my turn to throw." ”
"No, no, I'll come. Hu Weizuo's turtle's small eyes were also round.
"Brother, why are you unreasonable?"
Hu Bizuo hesitated for a moment, and then shoved the copper coin into Hu Bian's right hand, and said, "Okay, good! You can throw it, and see if you can still throw a flower." - You must throw it high, and you must not be blind!"
Over there, Murong Yan was already impatient, and saw her picking up the red silk, walking around constantly, and said angrily: "Why are you two so wordy, who is coming?" ”
"Yibei Double Competition" said in unison: "Not busy, not busy, we haven't decided yet." ”
"Otherwise, if you two go together, this princess may not be afraid of you. ”
"How can a gentleman deceive more than few? "Double race" is the same thing.
Li Yue, Pei Weiguo, and all the minions all laughed. Everyone had to watch the outstanding performance of the "Yibei Double Competition" quietly with interest and no interest.
I saw "Sai Zhongbu" Hu Bian's right hand tightly grasping the three copper coins, closing his eyes and praying silently, suddenly opening the shrimp hanging eyes, and throwing the copper coins into the sky. Only a few "bells" were heard, and the copper coins rolled off the stone floor.
The two of them immediately pounced, kicked their buttocks high, and crawled on the ground to take a closer look. The button of the narrow red shirt on the left side of "Sai Anzuo" broke off at some point, and the fat belly was exposed.
"I've won!" Hu Biaozuo immediately jumped up, like a big white ball, bounced twice on the ground, and shouted happily.
"Sai Zhongbu" Hu is on the right side like a slender sick shrimp, still crawling on the ground, staring carefully. After a while, I saw him get up lazily, his face was very unhappy, and he said to his brother Hu Zuozuo: "What are you proud of, it's only a game, look at you happy, grab the filial piety hat!"
In the next game, it was "Sai Anzuo" Hu who won to the left.
Hu Bizuo couldn't help but be overjoyed, his watermelon-like head shook like a drum, and said triumphantly: "Look at it, this is the will of heaven! ”
"Sai Zhongbu" Hu was worried for a moment, blinked and blinked, and suddenly said indignantly: "Five fights and three wins!"
"Three fights and two wins! You've already lost, and you still want to play tricks?" Hu Bizuo disagreed.
"No! Last time you lost, you also proposed a best-of-five. ”
"Lai Pi, what kind of goods!--well, good, five out of three, five out of three! See if you can turn black into white. "Hu Biaozuo won the roll in his hand, and people suddenly became enlightened.
The two threw two more games, but it was "Sai Zhongbu" Hu who won in a row.
Hu was overjoyed, just like a sick shrimp eating opium smoke and jumping high.
This time, it was the turn of "Sai Anzuo" Hu to the left and was unhappy, only to see that he seemed to have eaten ecstasy, the watermelon round head shook non-stop, and then it leaked like a big white ball, and he hung his head down.
In the last game, unexpectedly, a copper coin bone rolled non-stop, and it fell straight under the deep stone pit.
The "Hebei North Double Competition" hurriedly saw the above two pieces clearly, but they were one positive and one back.
Hu Bianzuoli grabbed Hu Bianyou's feet and poured him down under the stone pit to see what was going on.
Hu didn't look to the right, and shouted with his head below: "Brother, it's the back! ”
Hu left and let go of his hand, Hu left and went down, falling to the right and screaming: "Ouch, ouch!"
Hu leanzuo probed his brain and disagreed: "I don't believe it, you wait, I have to go down to see what is going on." As he spoke, he got out of here.
The pit is wet and dark, how can there be traces of small copper coins. The two were helpless, discussed for a long time, and finally reached an agreement. I wanted to come up again, but it was not easy to say, and I tried to jump a few times, but I couldn't get up.
As soon as all the minions saw that the Lord was about to fall into a deep ditch, they were afraid that the enemy would take advantage of the opportunity to attack, so they shouted in unison, dropped two blood-red coffins, and ran away without a trace.
Li Yue'e and the other three watched the performance of the "Hebei North Double Competition", and they were all so happy that they burst into tears and laughed. was about to urge the horse to hurry, but he heard the shouting under the two living treasure pits:
"Chang'e Immortal Aunt, Seven Fairies, Queen Mother, Guanyin Bodhisattva! Be merciful, don't go away, save us quickly, there are worms down there, my mother, it's amazing! I don't dare to rob you anymore!"
The reunion of the heroes is naturally full of joy. Everyone ate and drank around the table, each showing the story of parting adventures, and when it came to the joy, the two brothers Ran Yi and Pei Weiguo were full of pride, and raised their glasses and drank wildly: "Happy! - Unhappy!
The "Yibei Double Competition" was silent, a pair of mung bean eyes and two shrimp hanging eyes stared at Li Yue'e obsessively from beginning to end. Staring at the girl's heart, Li Yue'e blushed and said, "What are you always staring at me?"
"Yibei Double Competition" Hu deviated from the left and Hu from the right woke up like a dream, and squeaked in unison: "...... You are the little fairy aunt of the Virgin Mary in my heart, and we will lead you from now on, follow you, and protect you!
"I don't need your protection, you two better go away. ”
"That's not going to work......"
"Get out!" that angered Murong Yan over there, I saw her eyebrows upside down, she stood up, pointed at the "Yibei Shuangsai" with her slender hand, and said angrily, "If you don't get out, this princess will kill you two bastards and feed them to the wolves." ”
"If you don't roll, you won't roll, you won't roll! You just asked us to serve you, and we didn't want to. "Sai Anzuo" Hu Leanzuo's watermelon-like head shook the ground like a drum, and he said triumphantly.
If you want to know how the story will be in the future, please watch the next episode "Fierce Ghost".
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