Fifth, the number of moe and female lioness proves that the male lion is strong

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"What? to be clear, what is the relationship between us?" said the Great Khan of Townessen.

"You've seen my whole body!" said the Grand President.

Townwend: "......"

"You've touched it!"

Townwend: "......"

"You still bang on me!"

Townwend: "......"

"Are you still going to say it's okay?"

Tang Sen covered his face and said, "It's all an accident." ”

"Even if it was an accident, it can't be denied that it was true. The president said solemnly: "Please take responsibility for the innocence of me and my second sister." You see, we didn't cry, we didn't make trouble, we didn't hang ourselves, we just wanted you to be a big president, and you actually pushed back and blocked, are you still a man?"

Tang Sen had no choice but to compromise, there was no way, it was really a loss to be a man, it was obvious that these things were wrong, but there was no fault of him, why should he be responsible? This is not fair! However, no matter how unfair it is, he has to endure it, this is a man's mind.

Tang Sen smiled bitterly: "Okay, I'll help you go to meet the envoys, but after the matter is over, I still have to continue to travel west, and I can't stay in this country for too long." ”

"That's no problem, a good boy has ambitions in all directions, and he should wander around. The president was very open-minded in this regard: "It's just that when the lion camel country encounters similar problems in the future, you have to come back and do a favor." ”

"A word is a deal!"

Early the next morning, Tang Sen was woken up by the people sent by the president, a group of monsters with very ordinary appearances, used as a faΓ§ade, hugged Tang Sen to the Lion Camel Palace, there were already makeup artists and stylists waiting here, as soon as Tang Sen arrived. The guys immediately changed Townsend and put on makeup.

The clothes were a black suit proposed by Townsen, and the makeup was not exaggerated, no grease and powder, but as much as possible to make Townsend look good.

After some dressing up, Tang Sen showed a heroic spirit. He was already handsome. usually dresses casually like an ordinary big boy next door, but now he has a straight suit and a lofty spirit, and he looks like a young and promising young politician.

The girls looked at Tang Sen carefully beside them, and they couldn't help but sigh in their hearts: This guy is really handsome, why is there such a handsome man in the world? Everyone is a human being created by a female disaster, why is he so handsome? Could it be that he is the son of a female disaster, and everything else is a godson?

This idea can only flash in his mind, and no one dares to really complain about the female misfortune. Because she is one of the greatest gods in the world, she created mankind, and she deserves the respect of all peoples. To complain about such a selfless god will only make him seem very narrow-minded.

After finishing his dress, Townsend asked, "What about the envoys?"

"We're going to customs soon, so let's get out. "Big President, oh no, she's not a big president now. It's better to call it a lion girl, and she walked out in a yellow dress. Slim and beautiful, it looks extremely beautiful, but it's a pity that the explosion head ......

She grinned and walked over to Townes, grabbed his arm, and pressed her chest against Townese's elbow. The soft thing squeezed Townson's elbow, and it felt ......

Tang Sen Khan said: "You are coming forward as the second president." Is it appropriate to hold me so intimately? It would be a joke to be seen by foreign missions. ”

The lion girl shook her head and said, "No, I'm going with you as the president's wife." ”

Townwend: "I'm rubbing, why is that?"

"I thought about it carefully, or don't use the identity of the second president, I'm an explosive head. No matter how you say it, it is inconvenient to meet foreign friends as president, and it is reported by foreign media that the second president of our lion camel country is an explosive head, which will hinder the national body, but it doesn't matter if you are the president's wife...... To foreign envoys, you can claim that I am a female star who is at the forefront of fashion, and that my own president, Mr. Townsen, has married a female star with an explosive head, and foreign friends should not speak ill of our country, at most it is a bit strange to say that you have a personal habit as a president. ”

Townwend: "......"

"Is it better for the country to be despised or for the individual to be despised?" said the lion girl: "Of course, if you give up your country, you can reluctantly go to be despised by others." ”

Tang Sen was speechless.

Out of the Lion Camel Palace, drive the customs, on the road has been arranged countless very ordinary-looking monsters disguised as humans, together to meet the envoys, the huge convoy started, mighty to the customs, that is, the stone forest that Tang Sen saw when he first set foot in the Lion Camel Country, to the place, Tang Sen got off the car and waited on the side of the road, the envoys are expected to arrive in half an hour, but the Lion Camel Country must be ready to greet first, this is etiquette.

At this time, a large group of girls suddenly poured out on the side of the road, led by the red-haired little diamond wind, also wearing a red dress, she had red hair, plus a red dress, the whole person was like a red little apple. Behind her, there is a large group of butterfly girls, cat girls, and rabbit girls...... All of them are wearing dresses and look very gorgeous.

The girls rushed up and circled around Townsend several times.

Tang Senqi said: "What are you doing? What is the purpose of bringing so many beautiful girls here? Didn't I tell you that you can't do beauty tricks to welcome the envoys?"

"These aren't for beauty. The lion girl explained earnestly: "These are all here to pretend to be your lady. ”

Tang Sen Khan: "I'm rubbing, for Mao to find so many beautiful girls to play my wife?"

"Because, the more mates a male lion has, the stronger he is. The lion girl said very seriously: "The bigger the lion group, the stronger the male lion, the exchange between the two countries, just like the communication between the two lion groups, the most important thing is the male lion." In order to highlight that you are a very powerful male lion, cough, no, you are the president, of course I have to get you a big vote of Mrs., so that you can show that you are great......"

Townsend snorted and vomited blood.

"Ah, why are you vomiting blood? Is it too little?" the lion girl said seriously: "Don't worry, these are just a small part of what you see, and there are thousands of beautiful female monsters in the back, and they will all dress up and join in after a while." When the people of the envoy group looked, wow, the president of our lion camel country actually has so many wives, they will definitely understand what a powerful person the president of the lion camel country is, so they will be in awe of the survival of their country. ”

Townsen's face darkened...... This Nima, when the people of the envoy group saw that I had so many wives, their first thought must have been that I was absurd and unscrupulous, and I had raised countless juniors, and I was a cheat.

He had no choice but to say solemnly: "I am not a lion, and the country is not a lions, and your plan is wrong again." Hurry up and tell these girls to go and hide, there is no need to do these troublesome things. ”

"Then how can we show the strength of our country?" said the lion girl pitifully: "I only know that I can hold a military parade to reflect the national strength, but ...... The army of the country cannot be shown to the human race, and it will frighten the envoys to flee......"

"I want to think about it......" Tang Sen suddenly woke up in his head, by the way, in terms of the current international situation, to reflect the strength of a country, in addition to the military parade, you can also use representative enterprises or goods, for example, when it comes to South Korea, everyone will think of their Samsung and LG. When you think of Japan, you think of Sony and Panasonic. When you think of the United States, you think of Microsoft, Google...... When it comes to Datang Kingdom, everyone can immediately think of Datang Shizi Technology Co., Ltd.!

Having a large-scale cross-international enterprise is also a manifestation of national strength, and the lion camel country just has something to show off.

Tang Sen hurriedly said: "Ask these beautiful girls to stand on the side of the road with a bottle of Lion Camel brand shampoo." ”――

Half an hour later, the envoys of the Millennial Dream Everlasting Country finally arrived.

A group of men and women in suits, who looked honest, came up from the off-road vehicle and were immediately warmly welcomed by the lion camel citizens, and Townsend took the lion girl and greeted him with a smile on his face.

General Mao, who was in charge of leading the way for the envoys, immediately introduced the envoys in a low voice: "That handsome guy is the president of the country, and the explosive head next to him is his wife...... Cough...... She is a female star in the fashion industry, so the hairstyle is more exaggerated, please don't mind. ”

I don't mind if there are ghosts!

The eyes of the thousand-year-old envoys were all locked on the explosive head of the lion girl, with a pee-holding expression on their faces.

Seeing their obvious disdain, the lion girl also secretly said in her heart: Fortunately, I didn't attend as president, otherwise it would be really insulting to the country.

The female envoys in the envoy group looked carefully at Townsen's face, and then at the lion girl's explosive head, shook their heads, and thought: What a handsome man, he actually married an explosive head, cut, and a flower was inserted in the cow dung. Such a young and handsome president, why would he marry such a wife, it is better to marry me.

The resentful eyes of the female envoys were too terrible, and Tang Sen wiped a handful of sweat.

These envoys are actually not good, they came to visit the lion camel country this time, mainly to see the country's national strength, want to see if there is any benefit to establishing diplomatic relations with this country, there is an envoy looking around, looking around, but see many lion camel people on the side of the road to welcome them, among which there is a large group of girls are the most eye-catching, they are all wearing gorgeous dresses, holding colorful bottles in their hands.

"Is this a promotion for some business?" The envoys took a closer look, only to find that the girls were holding Lion Camel brand shampoo, which is also an international famous brand, and is sold in more than 60 countries and regions around the world, which is quite popular.

Tang Sen smiled: "That's a small business in my country, the promotion girl of the Lion Camel brand shampoo factory, this time I heard that there are foreign friends visiting, they specially came to give you a few bottles of domestic shampoo, you can use it as a souvenir when you go back, I don't know if you need to get used to it." ”

"Wow!" the envoys couldn't help but be in awe: "This is an international famous brand, we didn't know the source before, but now we know that it is an enterprise in your country." (To be continued.) )