Fifth, eight, cute, and the knowledge of being a woman

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Tang Sen was crazy, and he couldn't care about anything else at this time, so he quickly pulled out Miss Rulai first as a shield, and said, "Hey, I said Peacock Girl, there is a spoof like you? Have you forgotten that I am marrying a relative? Don't you want me to go to Xitian to marry Miss Rulai? What kind of trouble are you trying to shock my sister into me here now?"

The peacock girl said seriously: "The concept of our Da Lei Yin Temple is to promote the great love of the world, the so-called great love, is to love all living beings, love everything you see, of course you can love Rulai girl, and then love my sister, don't be biased, don't be narrow-minded, don't just give your love to a certain person, but look at the whole world......"

Everyone sweated together: It always feels strange to put your concept here, are you advocating a man to open a crystal palace? Women all over the world love together, how much more dedicated men can do this?

Tang Sen wiped his sweat, okay, and then from another angle: "I said that you two are sisters, are there people like you? You don't want to ask the opinion of the third president's girl?

The president said, "Oh, yes? Let's ask for advice now." Third sister, what do you think? Do you want this man to give you love?"

The three presidents tilted their heads and thought for a while, and said cutely: "What is love?"

"Poof!" everyone vomited blood together.

Well, after a long time, the person concerned is a second goods, and he still doesn't know the situation at all.

Tang Sen patted the shoulder of the president and the peacock girl, and sighed: "Okay, I said it, what this guy needs is systematic education, and she has to be taught the truth of being a human being again, and now what you say is useless, she is the level of a blank sheet of paper." ”

"What should I do then?" the two sisters were worried.

Townsend said: "Although the level of education of human beings is very good. But I don't dare to get this guy to go to the human school, her current spoof temperament has gone to the human world, no one can control her, and it's strange if she doesn't mess up the world. Peacock girl, I suggest you. Why don't you take the three presidents to the Great Lei Yin Temple...... There are many powerful Bodhisattvas and Living Buddhas in the Great Lei Yin Temple who can suppress him, and I heard that the current Rulai girl is no longer a villain, but an otaku, I think...... Give her to Miss Rulai and teach her some knowledge, that's okay. ”

The president and the peacock thought about it carefully and felt that it made sense.

The peacock girl asked, "Sister, would you like to be with your sister?" I know that you will definitely be reluctant to part with the two righteous sisters, but I am also your sister, and occasionally take some time to get along with my sister, let's re-cultivate this relationship that has been missing for tens of thousands of years, and by the way, I will teach you some knowledge of being a woman. ”

"What do you do to learn to be a woman?" said the three presidents.

"Well...... "Peacock girl Khan, how do you say this?

At this time, Sister Zhu interjected again. She smiled evilly: "The knowledge of being a woman is very useful, after learning it." You will know the correct way to be pushed down, as well as the correct way to push back the man, and there are many pleasant postures to learn, such as the eighteen-like appearance, the twenty-four bridges and the moonlit night, and the thirty-six styles of the cave Xuanzi. Forty-eight hands in Oedo, seventy-two changes in the earth, one hundred and eight heroes in Liangshanbo, one thousand and one nights, and three thousand worlds. 100,000 Whys......"

As soon as these words came out, the earth was suddenly shocked, and the faces of the girls changed greatly.

Tang Sen couldn't help but cover his face and sighed: "Damn, this is so knowledgeable, I have barely heard of the eighteen appearances in front of the forty-eight hands in the Great Edo, but there are still so many tricks in the back, and there are even three thousand worlds and one hundred thousand whys? How does this Nima have to pose so many poses? I can't think of it, I can't think of it......

"I can't think of it, that's why it's called 100,000 whys! Zhu Bajie said proudly.

The girls also sincerely admired Zhu Bajie's knowledge, her middle-aged uncle level has surpassed common sense, reaching a height that is difficult for ordinary people to reach, it is too strong, and it is impossible to accept it.

The third president thought carefully about Zhu Bajie's words, and was actually excited, and the few times she had intimate contact with Mrs. Tang yesterday made her feel a very comfortable feeling in her heart, and she wanted to know what this feeling was, why did she want to touch a man so much?

She said seriously: "Okay, I also feel that I should learn the knowledge of women, sister, I will go and live with you for a while." She turned her head and said to the president: "Eldest sister, it's not that I don't want you anymore, when I live with my sister for a few days, I will go back to the lion camel country to accompany you and the second sister." ”

The president laughed, "That's the best." ”

As a result, the three most troublesome presidents were solved, and the final outcome was acceptable to everyone.

The peacock girl smiled: "Without further ado, let's go." ”

The three presidents nodded.

Before the two sisters left, the peacock girl suddenly remembered something, and quickly took out the pillow: "Marry a relative, I almost forgot to ask you to sign it." Now that you've washed your hands, you're ready to sign. ”

Townsend smiled and took the pen and signed his name on the pillow.

"Wow, this big pillow is for Miss Rulai?" The third president leaned his head over, stared at the pillow for a long time, and suddenly said: "People want one too, it must be very comfortable to sleep with this thing." ”

Peacock Khan: "This ...... This one...... I only bought one. ”

"Buy me another one. ”

"But...... However, there were a lot of people queuing up to buy this thing, and there was still a long queue behind me when I bought it, and now it is estimated that it has been snatched up. "Peacock girl sweats profusely.

"Then give me Miss Rulai. The three presidents grinned.

"This ......" Peacock hesitated, but she didn't hesitate for long, only about half a second later, the peacock girl made up her mind and said seriously: "Okay, you are my own sister, of course the good things will be given to you first, Miss Rulai is just my boss, I can neglect my duties for the sake of my family in the work she arranged, and it is a big deal to deduct some wages." ”

Everyone: "......"

Tang Sen covered his face and said: "I said, one of you is a peacock and the other is a Dapeng, the flight speed should be super fast, right? Hurry up and fly to a city with sufficient supply and buy it again? Why do you have to be derelict in your duties?"

"Ah, that's reasonable!" The peacock girl and the three presidents flew out of the window in a flash almost at the same time, and the two girls showed their original forms, and the peacock girl turned into a colorful big peacock, which was beautiful. The third president turned into a giant bird with gray wings, and his posture was heroic......

The two sisters flapped their wings at the same time, and disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye.

Eighth Sister Zhu looked at their backs and shook her head and said, "The real person is here, what pillow are you going to grab? ”

"The matter of the third sister has finally been resolved. The president breathed a long sigh of relief: "Over the years, she has tossed the people of the Lion Camel Country enough, I hope that after she goes to get educated this time, she will come back and change a little...... By the way, tomorrow will be the time for the envoys of the Millennium Dream Eternal Country to visit their country back and forth, but ...... We haven't figured out who is going to meet them yet. Mr. Tang, is there any way you can help solve this matter?"

When Tang Sen heard her say this, he remembered that there was still a matter of the envoys, this kind of serious matter was actually interrupted by a bunch of messy things, and he couldn't help sweating: "Uh, I've thought about this matter, your explosive head is really not suitable to meet the envoys, and the second president can't wear a suit of armor to go, the third president looks like that, cough...... You still have to find an official with a high position, who can afford to be a member of the national body. ”

"I've been thinking about this for a few days, alas, the important officials under my command are all strange-shaped monsters. The president said worriedly: "After thinking about it, I want to ask Mr. Tang to come forward and greet the envoy on behalf of my country, I wonder if Mr. Tang can help?"

"This ...... I'm not going to be a good person, I'm not from the Lion Camel Country, let alone an official of your country......" Tang Sen Khan said.

"That's no problem, let's give you the citizenship of the Lion Camel Country immediately, and in addition, please be the president of your country. I retired to the second place in order, to be the second president, the elephant sister to the third president, and the Dapeng sister to the fourth president......"

Treadham Khan: "Hey, is it really okay to appoint a president so hastily? What about the opinion of the people? Don't you need to vote to elect a president?"

"The president of our country is not voted for, it is decided according to our preferences, stubbornness, and willfulness, otherwise, do you think that if the referendum is held, Sister Dapeng can become the president?"

Tang Sen thought about it calmly, that's right, if the Lion Camel Country is allowed to vote, the Dapeng girl can be the third president, then it is really the sun hitting the west, she is definitely zero votes...... In the final analysis, although this country has something that sounds very democratic like "president", it is actually a feudal **** country, lions and elephants. The three girls of Dapeng are not so much the presidents as the three emperors of this country, and they can decide everything willfully. Because this country was originally established by the three of them leading a group of little monsters.

Tang Sen smiled bitterly: "However, it is too to appoint me as the president, how can I be so valued by you?"

The president's pretty face suddenly turned red: "What's this...... We're all in that relationship, why don't I value you?"

"What? to be clear, what is the relationship between us?" said the Great Khan of Townessen. (To be continued.) )

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